₦airaland Forum

Anuoluwa1234:
Lol .. u ppl henn

Hehe...it cracked me up too when I saw it.

illicit:
Don't worry about us guy

Haha...Nairaland!

Just be more careful guys, anyone can infect you with these diseases!

Even this one wey kneel down?

Lesson: Because others are doing it, doesn't mean it's right!

Oga, get sense

Melodriod:
This is my first reasonable post on nairaland �... I don't really know what the comments would be like but man gotta do what he gotta do �

So here's the story, I'm a single guy and I've been putting an eye out there looking for someone to love and call my own, so i met this really beautiful nice young lady a month ago and its was more like love at first sight kinda of thing...but i just had to maintain so i don't appear being desperate and all... But truth is am madly in love with this girl, we've been talking ever since then and so far we are becoming more closer as each day passes.

I still haven't asked her out to be my girlfriend but I'm really hopeful that she will say yes to me considering how close we have become lately, we talk about everything and anything.

So to the main gist, currently her smartphone is bad so we can't do things like chatting, whatsapp calls, video calls and the likes... And i feel like getting her a smartphone would greatly be helpful to her as well as get us to communicate more often, so I'm thinking....Is it wise to get her a phone at such an early stage into our relationship (friendship) considering the fact that i haven't asked her and she hasn't said yes to me....

I just feel like she really needs a smartphone and I'm thinking if i should get her one... I've not really made up my mind yet, might sound crazy but I'll really like to get opinions on this..

All these SS3 boys!

Shebi lockdown don finish, make Una do go back school abeg

Ecter:
Hi good morning i must say this is a Very pleasant and well arranged write up. However, based on your relationship with the newly found crush i would say buy her if it's in your ability too. first of all because it is the right thing to do, you don't have to show hospitality all because you wanna have something in return. Secondly, buying her a phone would definitely make you feel good about yourself and you being a certified gentleman. Thirdly, she will not turn you into an ATM machine please that's not always the case i wonder why people find it so difficult to spend on a girl all because of a vivid mindset. Figuratively, let's be honest, if you don't spend on someone you wanna call yours, who else is worth it. You trying to win her over agreed, getting her a gift definitely counts. But mind you when you do that or if you eventually do that, don't expect anything in return remove your mind From it please, don't give her the impression of you like the rest guys, he got me a new phone so he can Bleep me please don't do that. If you get her the phone stay calm and totally take your mind and actions on what she might give you in return, trust me my friend, you'll be surprised. (You'll be shocked to realise that your crush just has the perfect connection you need or she might simply be the sweetest wife you'll ever have)

Akuko

Hustle because you need to hustle, not because you are broke at that moment!

It could lead you do the wrong job easily.
✌✌✌

lekjons:
Lol

First of.. No 65k system can play gta 5 at 60fps(even at lowest settings

If it runs better on your friend's pc, a lot of things(besides the ram) can contribute to that.

The processor inside your friends pc might be a different gen.

Judging by the 10-15fps you said, I can bet yours is 2nd/3rd gen (been there).

Your friends pc may contain an ssd(hence the faster boot)

Your friend might have been lucky to get one with older Nvidia card(happens sometimes, even seller may not know it has dedicated graphics)

You've gotten yours for a while now and you've probably never Defrag your hard drive before

Your pc components might have accumulated dust(maybe you use it on the bed or rug)

Your hard drive might be failing

Then lastly.. RAM. Besides the 1gb difference between both PCs, your friend's laptop might contain 2x2gb rams, which has been proven to help laptops without dedicated graphics when gaming cos when there's no dedicated graphics on a laptop, it draws power from the ram.
So, when there's two rams of the same capacity in a laptop. It helps gaming.
I call it "low budget SLI"

There is a lot to know about computers..

Weldon ooo

Waist or tummy??


OK, bye!

paulolee:
1.. i invited a church member jus last month and was having a nice time with her after church when my mum gave me a surprised visit, she jus open my door without knocking and saw bea ontop riding me, me and bea was shocked and looked with surprise and my mum jus close d door and went back home,
was surprised wen bea said we should continue but my stick don already drop due to the shock, watin pain me be say mum for just try delay for like 2mins because i was jus about to cum b4 she burst us....mum still never pick my call till now.
2..i de toast one fine bea after church b4 lockdown and she was jus smiling without saying a word not until we got closer to the church gate and i saw a white range stopped for her to get in, and the useless bross jus came out and said "instead of you to serious wait and pray after church service make your life get head, na woman wey big pass you naim you come church dey pursue"....... shame wan kill me dt day..

Lol

This country no balance

Mandela27:
I snubbed a very pretty girl on my way to church yesterday on a busy road and very many people saw it.
I felt embarrassed for her even though i did it on purpose
I know she will never forget the whole scene,because I scattered her ego,useless her beauty and destabilized her brain

Hahaha
My man!
One beer 4 u

Run a random now or do fasting blood sugar test bro.

Let's be sure of your diabetes status first!

awesomesossy:
Please do a fasting Blood Glucose test to rule out diabetes

Exactly...

This is of great importance!

As tall as she is, that guy is still taller!

Nawaoo...all these long people sef!

So them for fry the frog first??

They must be a story.

Oga, just okay football

samuelpeters:
Depends on the School.
To study pharmacy is not easy sha
You need an Active Retentive Memory.

True talk

samuelpeters:
He wants JAMB to give him pharmacy in spite of his score or what?

Las las na there e go end na...

TheArchangel:
How old is your brother?
Oga, stand your ground in that house.
Force your brother to rent a house for you by raising serious hell and at the same time appearing meek. Sleep in that room when you come back and if the wife and her sisters talk trash, raise hell. Do not budge one beat. Keep your bags in the shop but sleep in that room to avoid them messing up your things. Take the food from that pot and raise hell while doing it. When your brother comes or is around, pretend like they are accusing you falsely.
Remember self defense, beat the sh!t out of any of the sisters that touch you first. You can plead self-defense later. Do not touch the wife but remember to use your mouth to finish her. .
Do not relent. If they can be there, you can be also. It's either your brother chase you all away or peace or resemblance of it will rain in that house.

Them never born those girls sef...I go just off person!

Baba, don't touch the wife like she advised, but finish those two economic wastes!!
Nonsense!!

Bola146:
Since she is on and off, block her and delete her number ASAP! So move on

No need sef...
Just abuse herand let her Bleep off bro.

She's playing emotional intelligence on you!

Cynthiacute25:
Which women because I don't like men with tattoo.. Just like his physic

I guess you haven't seen Zlatan Ibramovich's tattoo!


You must trip for the nigga

flyingpig:
Lol

COVID-19 no be death sentence, almost everybody in Lagos has it but no such wide-spread death.

Your family is a youthful one, nothing shele. Take your antibiotics, malaria drugs followed by blood tonic.

And for those quoting me ignorantly


Ask me what is administered to those in isolation centers who have found their way back to their homes after recovering.

Let me guess, COVID-19 special cure ??

Just so you know, pneumonia is a disease caused by bacteria which troubles the human lungs, leading to inflammation of the lungs and some other organs in the upper respiratory tract.

That sounds like COVID-19 right


I'll tell you it's effectively managed with antibiotics.

Loud it!

Karma is a bitch babe

dingbang:
If isrealites remained in egypt, they would have been slaves till thy kingdom come. But God gave them sense and they left their comfort zones and went through the wilderness and got to the promise land..

Op, use your brain.

Oil the your head my man

SKhanmi:
Isn't that a shrew? You lucky say Eno bite you.

Modified*
Nope too big for a shrew and definitely not an anteater. Looks more like it belongs to the mole family. Suprised you will eat an unknown animal sha

It's a mole.
They belong to the class of animal called Insectivores

Definitely Dyslexia...

He needs not just a teacher, but a friend.

Besides him been unable to differentiate numbers and all, he has certain abilities that you guys haven't had time to know.

Monitor him closely, you will see that he's good at something. May not be academics as you all want

Johnjanrt:
Extremely amazing, though never heard of him.

Indomie generation spotted ���

pman06:
Wow, that was fast.

Really really really fast!!!

Nwodosis:
In any relationship no one knows who is actually using who untill the relationship ends! It is like a game, but this one is a mind game, you will only know the winner (user) when the game ends.

You sabi book die!

OJURONGBE1:
For you to believe this cooked up story to garner likes and empathy shows why you're still struggling to make that first million .Your discerning ability is poor. No offence sir .
Nigeria is better off Greece at the moment ( the country have been in turmoil for over 7years, they rely on bail out funds from other European countries), also Greeks official currency is Euro not pounds Sterling as he posited and there's no hint of truth working part time to make the shitload of money within that period. Even folks wey dey Yankee/Jand dey combine 3 different odd jobs go tell you say e no easy to make half of that amount wey him call.
That nigga is a fraudster (wire wire) at best ...
Believe that story at your own peril

My guy...well said!

However, one must not exactly be saying the truth, but the message passed can not be over emphasized.

Saying me believing a story is keeping away my millions, well, I can only say it's weird to sound that way.

This story may not be true, but these things happen. That's where I want you to look at it.

Las las we all go de alright!

Warm regards...

Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment where I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou)

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paid salary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent within 5 years was around €125,500+ (54,233,804.62 naira) reason why I didn't not send to my mum is I wanted to make it a surprise for my her (only child)..

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives..

Oboy! This one loud o!

So sorry bro, it is what it is...move on!

Again, to think that I also served 2014, and I have not made my first million is vexing me o. 54m? That's some shit bro

McBrooklyn:
Sir Alex Ferguson leads.. others follow

God bless you immediately