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femi4:
Prowess indeed, do we know if they are product of 5mins precum

Not how long but how well.

Ask Bill Gate...took them 27 years!

Bornsinner7:
I'm a little bit confused if na man abi woman you be.. the he,she,her, him got me confused

Why does she want it that way?? There must be a reason.. she tryin to make you own the kid so that her baby papa would have nothing to do with the kid anymore..

[/b]Nothing wrong in adopting the kid but shine your eyes well.. it took Melinda gates 27years plotting her graph..

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This one loud

We move o

So you for no use condom?

GodWrites:
The fact is, people are gonna judge this situation base on their perceptive. If we are to be objective, you'll see that both parties are wrong.

While the HR needs to work on his professionalism, the chest beater also have to work on his emotional intelligence.

He's too egoistic for my liking...

U have won a free beer

afoife:
Hello all, I have a staff on my farm whom I have known for sometimes before I employed him. Then I have been supporting him financially in the little way I can until I needed an extra hand, so he joined me.

It was during our conversation that I realized he is actually a bricklayer, I have been able to help him get construction jobs from friends who are civil engineers, but still I noticed he is always broke.

So I asked him how come, or is it that my friend has not been paying? He told me has been getting his wage, so why are you always broke?

He told me it's his family, but I know he is not married, he said it's his mum, she is a.drunk and smokes, this guy is in his mid thirty so I presume the mother should be in the mid fifty (I have never met her)

This guy lives around bere in Ibadan (the mum lives around there also), so I raised funds for him and relocated him to Akala express, and I told him to separate himself from him family members for some time. So he can give directions to his life, which he did and he called me yesterday that he wants to buy a mini gas cylinder as fasting is approaching, but he didn't use his phone, so I asked him of his phone, he said he switched it off as his mum has been disturbing him for money

But just yesterday, I was going to sending money to my mum for weekly upkeep, I felt bad that I advised someone against giving money to his mother and here I am giving to my mother.

Am I doing the right thing?

I go soon leave this Nairaland for una

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Men and breast

I can bet my balls...that girls name is breastina..

We men too like breast sha.....he get one akwa ibom girl way I dey try position this evening make she come my side....her breast na die....anything make her align with me and agree.....

O boy.....no huzzle and bombing for me this night.....I go just suckkk Bobby and sleep on top this night

DrMeroThaEmperor:
Such a beautiful sight to behold.


I'm sure the 'wobbles' won't be a problem to the cables in the future.

Suspension bridges usually wobbles.
Routine checks are carried out from time to time

Qork:
I need to see clearer picture of how it's vertical suspension is held in place

Exactly
I was about to ask for it

The young shall grow!

PHARMACY!!!!

Highbeepeeh:
Well that's your own point of view....

Poor or zero capital I don't think that's a problem, you that you're learning should already have a plan on how to raise money after you're through with learning.
E.g Find a factory work to raise Capital


Offensive boss, Niggerrr you've got to pay a price for what you want to gain, if your boss is offensive take it as the way God create HIM OR HER just concentrate more on what you're learning and forget about the boss attitude, if you care more for your boss and it's obvious to Him or Her, then sense will call the boss sef to order.



Low customer or patronage, Work more on the Environment you want to set up your business and if you're very good, your skill will bring customers.
Then never Forget GOD, Always call him cos HE didn't create you to SUFFER, let HIM known what you're going through, surely HE will answer you

Final!

Mama Amaka...bring one chill Heineken here!

lilvicky68:
She saw you fit to be her baby father..but you rejected unknowingly..If I be you I go dey with three bottles of life and pepper soup now..

And two black bullet

Mumu talk/feeling

DSC7:
I met this girl last week, we discussed for a while then i let my intentions known to her... She accepted and fell in love with me...

TBH i loved her too unconditionally, after 3days she paid me a visit, we talked, got to know each other better and ended up having an epic romance but no sex because i had no condom at home when she visited....

Yesterday she visited again and i heard the worst news i never expected...


As we were talking she was just staring in space, i noticed and asked her what is bothering her,, she was reluctant to open up but after persuading her she open up to me.....


She told me that she came here to hustle but along the line she discovered that she is pregnant, she called her bf and told him but he ended up telling her to take care of her self that he is not ready for any pregnancy issue... After some days she called him again but his number was switched off.. Since then she have not heard from him...


Now the problem is that she wants to terminate the pregnancy but i talked her out of it because it's a 50/50 something... She agreed to keep it but since yesterday i have been thinking of how to continue with her, I don't know whether to end the Relationship or to still keep her so her sanity would still be intact... She looks so disturbed, betrayed and depressed but *she told me that anytime she is around me she feels comfortable because i was still showing her love and caring despite her condition...*


My brothers and gentle men i need your input because i am confused....

@Bolded

No be today them begin lie bros

As reactive as I am, if you raise your hand on me first...na death body you be bros!

Leave those ones

E go soon choke!

This is a Clea case of 'Life no balance'

Oga, keep your head one place make person love you!

No de behave like Nkanu west people

Alkali earth metal

Nigga is a whole chemistry

DoubleBliss:
The grammars here can cause stomachache.

I say blood dry me o

AsherAmari:
Lol... Wicket.

Why would anyone cry though?

When e choke come hang add

One gotta cry in that exam hall o

U can't eat your cake and have it

Plus you didn't tell us the series of abortions you have had

Oga lock your D**k too.

Fash the barney and move abeg...

People will just use their hands to buy problem

Sabi boys everywhere

RoyalBlu:



Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

Last born

Oh, they is even a time that gender sees that a man is good?

Wow and wow again!

What happened to all men are the same??

lekki1444:
But you now Rho7-dium and Pall-a-dium just by their names are killers of Carbon atomic number 6 and since we are carbon beings i suspect these things are also stolen to make poisonous substance to kill humans or rodents. these are radioactive carbon being killers just from the etymology of the names.

atomic number of pall-a-dium is 46 which tells me it is a generator. and so it is a generator of death in carbon beings and if ths stuff is stolen from your car in the west its because someone wants to poison someone but doesnt want to buy poison fromthe store because they have CCTV everywhere and you will be fished out if you bought poison from a store.

atomic number of Rho 7-dium is 45 which tells me it can end your life pata pata . potent poison

both of these elements can be used to induce cancer in people

Hello everyone, we have a chemist in the house.

Na Una the make us fail chemistry that year

Namdeenero:
Wow! Wahala dey o. Op you for post this news low key o

Hahahahah

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Wetin go make a real niggarr opt for saliva in the first place ..

Pre intimacy alone should make the woman to secrets vaginal fluid that acts as lubricant...first of all let her be in a good mood...make are happy before the sex....both emotionally...then an ordinary kiss will make her wet...ladies wetness depends on how happy they are before the sex
Kiss the back of her neck
Give her one hell of emotional and French kiss on her lips...take it down to her breast and thigh and watch how she soak herself with enough vagina fluids...both sticky, foaming, slippery and watery

Chairmo!!!

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MufasaLion:
Condom could have prevented this!

I swear...But nigga was pussy whipped

Zaheeddudu:
It happened too me also. D best tin ,is to do as if u dont care for her anymore

Buy deep down, you still care.

So who's deceiving who?