Truvel:
Op, I Want To Advise U As A Good Bad Guy Now. If U Take My Advice D Better 4 U. Do U Really Love Her & Want To Marry Her. Disvirgin Her B4 Going To School, If U Don't, Anoda Guy Dat Doesn't Love Her Or Dat May Not Love Her Will Disvirgin Her B4 U Return 4rm Sch & It Will Hurt U Very Bad. After Disvirgining Her, Get Her Pregnant & Do D Little U Can Do 4 Her B4 Going To Sch. After Ur Sch, U Can Do D Remaining Things. Note: I'm Advising D Way I Would Advise My Own Blood Brother. Getting A Virgin As A Wife Is Hard. Don't Misuse Dis Opportunity U Av. U Can Thank Me Later.

Bitter truth ...

For those that have girlfriends

Not single ass palliatives like us

We move!

Tonymegabush1:
Congratulations to you, when you beautiful come add brain join...



For all you shouting expo, it takes an intelligent person to even utilize expo....*

God bless you immediately

Thid one na suicide request o!

Anyway, Buratai to win both halves over 4.5

Angelacruz:
I just broke up with my boyfriend of 2yrs. He cheated on me with another babe. It's hard to move on. I wrote this with a bleeding heart.

Why do some men like cheating? I was never a liability to him nor a bad girl. Y would he treat me like this? Am going insane.

What should i do nairalanders?

Come and date me

I have palliatives for u

The secondary school pay is good. But like someone said earlier, you won't teach these kids forever. Which I will say it's true because by the time you achieve your doctorate degree, you would still want to leave. Why not leave now that you'd be in a better space for salary increase and all other benefits.

My take, go with the lecturing job!

~Skedy

NaijaCr7:
Poverty mentality mixed with inferiority complex

It's a gift and am sure it would have been what the child (celebrant) wished for.. I am sure no inscription on the box reads you must Payback with similar gesture.

*Why don't u stop breathing because you think u can't pay God what it worth*

You go your friend party he serve you rice and chicken shey that one mean say u no go invite am come yours cos na rice Nd fish u fit afford.

And for those Mofos saying PS4 is counter productive, you need to do more research. Gaming helps develop mental reasoning and decision making, the only bad side is addiction, and we all know addiction to any thing is likely dangerous.

Modified.
Let's assume the father of the celebrant gets to know about such act from the child's father, in the future when such child need his connection to get something am sure he might be skeptical offering a hand.... *when you can afford a school where your child can mix with the influential what you teach them is power of humility, sharing and contentment. You don't create enemies for them because of perceived competition[i][/i]*

I think I like this one....

The bolded gave out really interesting points
I like it!

incogni2o:
I don't even know who He is

Indomie Gen.


On Gen, light don go!

Don't sleep on it...
We move!

Righteousness89:
What a Life...

Worldwide Ridicule, Shame and Physical and Spiritual Disgrace all because of "So Called Enjoyment "

Folks! It's not Worth it

Embrace Purity! Embrace Righteousness!

They will keep you away from Plenty Nonsense!

Yes oo...see good rhymes!

We should hit the studio bro

pode:
This is nonsense, why will the citizens done such a thing, someone that are gone beyond it prime, make cocoa yam tree fall on man city this season

Abeg, na English language be this??

You are not a fan of BBN, but you like one housemate.

Oga, are you trying to sip garri without water

dingbang:
you mentioned you served in lagos, so therefore you had the opportunity to see him.. Now that you are in your parents house, he should understand. I think you should find someone who stays in your locality to date so you dont punish yourself with lots of emotional trauma

Must she even date??

She should just keep her calm and live her life!

saheedbadmus:
Omo men

So many kpomo men...��

Starlight10:
Yikes.
I hope the lady said no, this was so cringy to read sef. So many men are now drama queens. I pray to marry a real man not a simp.

I'm right here baby

DMX prayer...


Inspiration: The prayer lines are too prefect!

Seemed to me he saw God at the time he produced it

Anuoluwa1234:
Lol .. u ppl henn

Hehe...it cracked me up too when I saw it.

illicit:


Don't worry about us guy

Haha...Nairaland!

Just be more careful guys, anyone can infect you with these diseases!

Even this one wey kneel down?

Lesson: Because others are doing it, doesn't mean it's right!

Oga, get sense

Melodriod:
This is my first reasonable post on nairaland �... I don't really know what the comments would be like but man gotta do what he gotta do �

So here's the story, I'm a single guy and I've been putting an eye out there looking for someone to love and call my own, so i met this really beautiful nice young lady a month ago and its was more like love at first sight kinda of thing...but i just had to maintain so i don't appear being desperate and all... But truth is am madly in love with this girl, we've been talking ever since then and so far we are becoming more closer as each day passes.

I still haven't asked her out to be my girlfriend but I'm really hopeful that she will say yes to me considering how close we have become lately, we talk about everything and anything.

So to the main gist, currently her smartphone is bad so we can't do things like chatting, whatsapp calls, video calls and the likes... And i feel like getting her a smartphone would greatly be helpful to her as well as get us to communicate more often, so I'm thinking....Is it wise to get her a phone at such an early stage into our relationship (friendship) considering the fact that i haven't asked her and she hasn't said yes to me....

I just feel like she really needs a smartphone and I'm thinking if i should get her one... I've not really made up my mind yet, might sound crazy but I'll really like to get opinions on this..

All these SS3 boys!

Shebi lockdown don finish, make Una do go back school abeg

Ecter:
Hi good morning i must say this is a Very pleasant and well arranged write up. However, based on your relationship with the newly found crush i would say buy her if it's in your ability too. first of all because it is the right thing to do, you don't have to show hospitality all because you wanna have something in return. Secondly, buying her a phone would definitely make you feel good about yourself and you being a certified gentleman. Thirdly, she will not turn you into an ATM machine please that's not always the case i wonder why people find it so difficult to spend on a girl all because of a vivid mindset. Figuratively, let's be honest, if you don't spend on someone you wanna call yours, who else is worth it. You trying to win her over agreed, getting her a gift definitely counts. But mind you when you do that or if you eventually do that, don't expect anything in return remove your mind From it please, don't give her the impression of you like the rest guys, he got me a new phone so he can Bleep me please don't do that. If you get her the phone stay calm and totally take your mind and actions on what she might give you in return, trust me my friend, you'll be surprised. (You'll be shocked to realise that your crush just has the perfect connection you need or she might simply be the sweetest wife you'll ever have)

Akuko

Hustle because you need to hustle, not because you are broke at that moment!

It could lead you do the wrong job easily.
✌✌✌

lekjons:
Lol

First of.. No 65k system can play gta 5 at 60fps(even at lowest settings

If it runs better on your friend's pc, a lot of things(besides the ram) can contribute to that.

The processor inside your friends pc might be a different gen.

Judging by the 10-15fps you said, I can bet yours is 2nd/3rd gen (been there).

Your friends pc may contain an ssd(hence the faster boot)

Your friend might have been lucky to get one with older Nvidia card(happens sometimes, even seller may not know it has dedicated graphics)

You've gotten yours for a while now and you've probably never Defrag your hard drive before

Your pc components might have accumulated dust(maybe you use it on the bed or rug)

Your hard drive might be failing

Then lastly.. RAM. Besides the 1gb difference between both PCs, your friend's laptop might contain 2x2gb rams, which has been proven to help laptops without dedicated graphics when gaming cos when there's no dedicated graphics on a laptop, it draws power from the ram.
So, when there's two rams of the same capacity in a laptop. It helps gaming.
I call it "low budget SLI"

There is a lot to know about computers..

Weldon ooo

Waist or tummy??


OK, bye!

paulolee:
1.. i invited a church member jus last month and was having a nice time with her after church when my mum gave me a surprised visit, she jus open my door without knocking and saw bea ontop riding me, me and bea was shocked and looked with surprise and my mum jus close d door and went back home,
was surprised wen bea said we should continue but my stick don already drop due to the shock, watin pain me be say mum for just try delay for like 2mins because i was jus about to cum b4 she burst us....mum still never pick my call till now.
2..i de toast one fine bea after church b4 lockdown and she was jus smiling without saying a word not until we got closer to the church gate and i saw a white range stopped for her to get in, and the useless bross jus came out and said "instead of you to serious wait and pray after church service make your life get head, na woman wey big pass you naim you come church dey pursue"....... shame wan kill me dt day..

Lol

This country no balance

Mandela27:
I snubbed a very pretty girl on my way to church yesterday on a busy road and very many people saw it.
I felt embarrassed for her even though i did it on purpose
I know she will never forget the whole scene,because I scattered her ego,useless her beauty and destabilized her brain

Hahaha
My man!
One beer 4 u

Run a random now or do fasting blood sugar test bro.

Let's be sure of your diabetes status first!

awesomesossy:
Please do a fasting Blood Glucose test to rule out diabetes

Exactly...

This is of great importance!

As tall as she is, that guy is still taller!

Nawaoo...all these long people sef!

So them for fry the frog first??