Channah1: Mehnn... See the food I just got for 900. Rice 650 Moimoi 250. I couldn't bring myself to buy the meat at 400 cos it's the size of 100 naira meat outside.
Ekejoestar: I highly doubt the authenticity of this story cos
1- she could have claimed she bought it with her money she saved for many years.
2- she could have arrenged with any of her female friend and claim it's an early wedding gift.
3- her family members could have claimed they bought the phone for her, maybe her brother or sister.
4- it's not possible for someone to cancel a wedding because of an iphone, an alpha male would have seized the phone while a simp will call family meeting ( that is if it ever reach the stage)
5- you can never catch a Nigerian girl unless you catch her in the act or with video evidence.
There are many excuses to give even if the girl is dumb.
Pls you guys should stop insulting our collective sensibility on this internet.
And people should stop believing every story they saw online hook line and sinker.
Meanwhile, this is a classical example of " them dey drag me ( like tiger gen) go where I no know" scenerio.
Let me tell you... 1, you are right, but she didn't do so. Reasons best known to her.
2, she probably didn't think her man would be interested on how she got the phone.
3, She mentioned her family member did but could not mention a name when asked.
4, The iPhone is just an ice breaker. Dude must have been suspecting her with a lot of things he kept to himself.
5, Let me tell you that no one tends to be extremely transparent than a girl who's ready to settle down, trust me. At that point in her life, she just wants to tell the truth and live upright, but karma they say is a bitch! So it's not about 'Catching her' but her inability to keep her past away cos of her already acquainted lifestyle.
Just leave a good life, it's that simple. It may drag but the right thing/person will eventually come to you.
Rozross: May their killers never go unpunished, how do some people reason sef, can they kill a true witch? Calabar has refused to move with time, very unattractive culture.
Lol...Boki is not calabar sir.
Calabar is the capital of Cross River State. Boki is one of the LGAs in the state and it's about 4hrs drive from calabar.
yemite100: I want you to advise me on what to do, I'm finding it hard to ask this girl for sex, she has been with me for the past three days now, we sleep together on the same bed but I'm always scared to touch her in the night, even as i type this message she is beside me watching Korean fil It's really giving me sleepless night, I don't know how to ask her for sex I cant even touch her body.. I need your advice guys..
OP,abeg where una de??
I need only 30mins with her...even her wig go comot! What nonsense
pozehnani: Let your son be sleeping in the sitting room then or is that not a space. I'm suggesting this to prevent any form of sexual immorality between the two of them. Though the boy can still share the room with her, only that he can not sleep there at night.
By the way, what of family of six that live in a room and parlor apartment? Are they not living fine.? That your girl is being too choosey and I think you caused it. Teach your children how to manage when things are not so rosey otherwise they'll grow up not being contented or knowing how to manage hard times.
Nonexisting: He is not into legit deals so I suggest you free him. No legit hustler will humiliate you in that manner. He is suffering in the inside and envies you that know nothing about what he passes through. Look for a legit hustle bro and be your own man.
The above thread remind me of the discussion I had with my friend last week about what happened with my elder brother and his girlfriend back then in 2014 in benin. I told my friend that if I go into a relationship I must find out about my girlfriend past relationship with her ex, I also told her that I'm in support of DNA test for children especially for first child.
The reason is this, when I was staying with my brother at Ogida mobile barrack Benin City. My brother had a girlfriend that normally come and visit us once in a while though my brother is married, he had 4 children but his family is in Delta state.
To cut the long story short, this girl brought her marriage invitation card to my brother, but could you believe that a week before her wedding this girl came to our house and had sex with my brother... I guessed that was farewell sex. I couldn't believe it, ur wedding is next week and you are here sleeping with another man, unbelievable.
That time I'm not as wise as this, God knows I would have lick her secret life to her husband to be and that would have stop him from marrying her.
Since then, I just lost confidence on girls' faithfulness especially those who are connected with their ex.
Interesting how you didn't see anything wrong with your own brother who is married with 4 kids.
I like cats too, but from all indication, I feel you just don't how to raise dogs. You're so in tune with cats that you're attempting to raise a dog as a cat. First, unlike cats, some dog breeds don't like doing thier business on sand and even those that do wouldn't instinctively start doing it in litter-boxes like cats do. It all stems from the natural adaptations of each animal. Cats are small and require less amount of exercise. They can just run around the house and be OK, so doing thier business in a litter-box is fine. On the other hand, dogs need to take a long walk daily. The owner wouldn't be obliged to take the dog out if they were naturally adapted to use litter-boxes like cats. That said, litter-boxes are OK for small breeds of dogs and larger breeds can also be trained to use them provided you don't forget to walk them daily nevertheless. The keyword is "train". Again, pay attention to what the dog likes. Intelligent animals have the brain capacity to have distinct preferences. You might need to replace sand with fine gravel or turf.
You think cats are more intelligent because of an untrained puppy you've had for a few weeks? Lol... While cats have more natural instincts than dogs and even humans (enough to see them through life without formally learning things) they aren't really more intelligent than dogs if you view it in terms of acquired knowledge (where dogs are similar to humans). Cats just don't learn as fast as dogs and can't learn nearly as much also (and as I said, they don't even need to). Dog's learning is also more progressive. Thier superior brain capacity makes them more reliable in the long run. Since you're bent on keeping the dog, you must begin to learn how to love and take care of it's physical and mental needs as a dog. You also need to stop comparing the cute little thing to cats cause it's just not a cat.
Daisy is a nice name.
Great write up...I'm a lover of dogs as well, beautiful creature.
Thiwalade: Plants do not necessarily need soil to germinate and thrive except for anchorage. This practice of growing plants in solution consisting of only essential nutrients is known as Hydroponics. The yam is able to derive moisture, essential nutrients from the yam tuber itself. The outgrowth typically has some green parts containing chlorophyll through which the plant can photosynthesize. After few weeks, leaf formation could set in. Be cautious, the yam will eventually dry out if the yam is unable to use it's root to obtain nutrients.
Rachel98: Merry Christmas Everyone. I promise to be brief. Pls Pardon any typo errors. I'm so confused right now. Pls I need mature advice
My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost a year now. He's gentle (he talks only when needed, and he listens more), good looking, hard working and smart. He stays in a well furnished apartment. He don't smoke but drinks alcohol only occasionally. Everyone in his area respect him alot elderly, young even little children of age 4 and 5 calls his name and waves at him. I would be like how do this kids know you. He will laugh saying "me self tire". I'm faithful to him and he loves me. Despite my parents are strict, I always find ways to be with him.
Yes, We do have intimacy in our relationship. Now here is the problem. He prefer to have sex with me in an Hotel, which I hate so much. If we're together in his house, he will just say let's go out, the next thing we're in a hotel. He wastes his money on hotels. I don't like it. Maybe we can go there to eat in the restaurants, swim or drink but not to sleep over. Me personally I don't like it. But I have talked to him about it yet he won't listen. I angrily asked him if he's an occult, ritualist, or something.....Or will he die if he have sex in his house. He said God forbid!!
What he displayed yesterday got me really angry like I'm fed up. I'm an auditor in my uncle's firm. My uncle celebrated his birthday/end of the year party in our firm yesterday. There was food and drinks. We the female staffs were the ones that prepared the food. I reserved like 4 take-away packs of rice nd chicken, cake and 3 5alive drinks for my boyfriend. So I called him that I would bring food for him. When I got to his house I gave him the food, he was happy as usual. So He said I should follow him to his car, he tried to touch and have sex with in his car like I'm a prostitute. I told him to stop. I was so angry, I took my hand bag and I went home. He has been calling me since yesterday (16 missed calls now) I haven't pick.
I don't know if I should end this relationship. He behaves like I'm a prostitute or something....I need a good advice I'm confused.
Thanks to the few people that gave me mature advice. Seriously, with some comments here most nairalanders are really frustrated and bitter.
Please nairaland mods should try and control these frustrated people. Ladies are suffering in this great forum. How would a foreigner feel when going through all these comments??
I really do need your mature opinions on this issue, I'm a young man in my early 30s. due to my personality am the kind of guy that flex alot. night life parties, clubbing and the rest.sometime last year I happened to be at the club, just like any other day..I took a girl home. (one night stand) we had sex and in the morning she left after I sorted her out.
She took my number though and from there we started chatting, due to how we clicked easily.. just like every other guy..I decided turn her to a friend with benefits...from friend with benefits....she started acting all up like a girlfriend. (coming to my house to pass the night and she can decide to leave whenever she wants) during this period, we had consexual sex raw because I was beginning to trust her a little.... that she wasn't really that bad.
Fast forward to the ending March this year, one issue led to another...and she stopped coming to my house...though we still talked sometimes on phone... later I got to know she got hooked with one rich yahoo boy.( which I didn't Care, because me na block on my own)
Next thing I saw on her whatsapp status was her traditional introduction rights, inviting her friends and well wishers, I congratulated her and moved on. after some time I saw her upload a pics of her baby bump.
Na wa o, na so it dey quick, fast forward to yesterday evening she just put to birth... which she also sent on her whatsapp status. retweeting her friends who congratulated her on her status.
Now, I haven't congratulated her yet, this has got me worried.. thinking.... "WHAT IF THIS CHILD IS MINE" I have every reason to believe it's mine.
1) calculating the month we broke up and had sex last to this December she gave birth is like few days pass 9 months.
2) the way she acted on the issue that made her stop coming to my place again... showed she already had this planned out (picked the yahoo boy over me because she knows am not going wife her...due to how we met )
3) the baby she uploaded is quite fair, and I also am fair in complexion. (her man is black)
With this I have every reason to believe that child might be mine.... but am really confused don't know what to do... have been thinking ever since yesterday night.
Can I fight this now or I should wait till the baby is grown?
Moving on when I know I have a child somewhere, my offsprings is not an option.. because I feel scammed already.
Your mind is already made over what you want to do.
Truly,you should be grateful she didn't infect you with one deathly STD.
bigjackass: You can't suddenly call her up now out of nowhere and be questioning who owns her child like a fool . DNA test is over 100k. Can you afford it without destabilizing yourself? Can you take full responsibility for comfortable upkeep of the child ? or you just want to look for trouble
later I got to know she got hooked with one rich yahoo boy.( which I didn't Care, because me na block on my own)[i][/i]
Did you read this from the OP? 100k shouldn't be an issue
MrBrownJay1: you dont give a fukc about the babe but yet had unprotected sex with her... and now that she caught one of the most deadly diseases that you can catch when having unprotected sex (aka A PREGNANCY), you are here talking in tongues.
SOLUTION: quietly contact the babe and openly ask her that you want her to have a DNA test done on that child (for peace of mind)...,and if she refuses to quietly have a DNA test done, openly confront her in front of her man and explain the situation to him too (i am sure he will understand as nobody want to have such doubts in their lives).
if the babe is smart, she will have the test done quietly as to not have the skeletons in her closet explode in her damn face.
btw if the baby is yours, start looking for ways to co-parent that child.
StagethemTVee: Singer and Disc Jockey, DJ Cuppy has lamented the fact that she still parties hard and overnight at 29. The daughter of Billionaire Femi Otedola shared how she just partied till 7am which she finds irresponsible for a 29 year old lady and mum of 2 dogs.
This is GRA flyover. The other end of the flyover leading to waterlines isn't usable, that's why the traffic light isn't served. It's not a design as OP stated.
Coming from presidential...the right takes you to GRA, straight takes you to waterlines (that part of the road isn't usable as the waterlines flyover is still under construction), left takes you to mummy B.
You dare not beat traffic in PH, them go clam you 2secs.
He’s just feeling less than a man after you hit him...he can’t tell anybody becos of shame...he ddnt see the slap coming.....he knows he has been pushing you naaa..
Initiate a one on one with him... cook his best food and apologize to him that it won’t happen again.
Just listen to yourself Express your feelings that he has been abusing u emotionally... and your are not happy...
NovesaTillie: Now that you have shown him that you are not an ordinary female and that you can slap why do you feel like you just signed your death warrant? You should be happy you have measured your masculinity with his. Leave that environment before your family discovers your dead body.
Idamond: Today's(Saturday) rain was not like other days in Port Harcourt the water was very dark and irritating..
I was just talking about this yesterday with my cousin. This calls for serious health concern. We need to always be on face mask, but how often can that even be? Just put your finger through your nose, and see how dark it becomes. Makes me wonder the level at which the black soot is inhaled
SARSCoV2: Keep banging the P out of her pvssy. When you are tired, you will tell her a lady also asked for your hands in marriage and your parents have accepted. Let her know the lady promised to buy you a jet.
If you decide to become the bank cleaner (until you get something better), once you get there see how you can start to wash cars for the older men and women with cars (they pay better) find out how you can make yourself useful to them. When I was still in the bank there was a woman (cleaner) I loved so much that I engaged her to cook for me during the weekend and apart from what I paid her, she went home with a pot of soup. When I left the country I asked her to start cooking for my parents. She was so good that the manager gifted her N50k one day. One of the cleaner guys was the one that used to drive me to my village every month to visit orphanages. So if you decide to be a cleaner, shine your eyes. Bankers love to wear clothes, introduce several tailors to the bank staff and get a commission on any thing they sew. Don't be too greedy: N200 - N300 commission per garment is okay Do you have younger sisters? Can they make hair for the bank ladies? Can they go to market for them? Can they make small chops that the bankers can eat in their cubicle?
Please try to study the character of the staff before helping. As some people have pointed out, some staff are kind but some will want to take advantage of you
Family / Re: My Married Sister Wants to be a liability to us by skedy1(m): 6:53am On Oct 19, 2022 
Plants do not necessarily need soil to germinate and thrive except for anchorage. This practice of growing plants in solution consisting of only essential nutrients is known as Hydroponics. The yam is able to derive moisture, essential nutrients from the yam tuber itself. The outgrowth typically has some green parts containing chlorophyll through which the plant can photosynthesize. After few weeks, leaf formation could set in. Be cautious, the yam will eventually dry out if the yam is unable to use it's root to obtain nutrients. 
. DNA test is over 100k. Can you afford it without destabilizing yourself? Can you take full responsibility for comfortable upkeep of the child ? or you just want to look for trouble