As reactive as I am, if you raise your hand on me first...na death body you be bros!

Leave those ones

E go soon choke!

This is a Clea case of 'Life no balance'

Oga, keep your head one place make person love you!

No de behave like Nkanu west people

Alkali earth metal

Nigga is a whole chemistry

DoubleBliss:


The grammars here can cause stomachache.

I say blood dry me o

AsherAmari:
Lol... Wicket.

Why would anyone cry though?

When e choke come hang add

One gotta cry in that exam hall o

U can't eat your cake and have it

Plus you didn't tell us the series of abortions you have had

Oga lock your D**k too.

Fash the barney and move abeg...

People will just use their hands to buy problem

Sabi boys everywhere

RoyalBlu:



Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

Last born

Oh, they is even a time that gender sees that a man is good?

Wow and wow again!

What happened to all men are the same??

lekki1444:
But you now Rho7-dium and Pall-a-dium just by their names are killers of Carbon atomic number 6 and since we are carbon beings i suspect these things are also stolen to make poisonous substance to kill humans or rodents. these are radioactive carbon being killers just from the etymology of the names.

atomic number of pall-a-dium is 46 which tells me it is a generator. and so it is a generator of death in carbon beings and if ths stuff is stolen from your car in the west its because someone wants to poison someone but doesnt want to buy poison fromthe store because they have CCTV everywhere and you will be fished out if you bought poison from a store.

atomic number of Rho 7-dium is 45 which tells me it can end your life pata pata . potent poison

both of these elements can be used to induce cancer in people

Hello everyone, we have a chemist in the house.

Na Una the make us fail chemistry that year

Namdeenero:
Wow! Wahala dey o. Op you for post this news low key o

Hahahahah

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Wetin go make a real niggarr opt for saliva in the first place ..

Pre intimacy alone should make the woman to secrets vaginal fluid that acts as lubricant...first of all let her be in a good mood...make are happy before the sex....both emotionally...then an ordinary kiss will make her wet...ladies wetness depends on how happy they are before the sex
Kiss the back of her neck
Give her one hell of emotional and French kiss on her lips...take it down to her breast and thigh and watch how she soak herself with enough vagina fluids...both sticky, foaming, slippery and watery

Chairmo!!!

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MufasaLion:
Condom could have prevented this!

I swear...But nigga was pussy whipped

Zaheeddudu:
It happened too me also. D best tin ,is to do as if u dont care for her anymore

Buy deep down, you still care.

So who's deceiving who?

HappyCreative:
Why are you still with her?

Are you insecure?

If you know you deserve better then leave.

Sure babe

You deserve a drink

DesignAndBuild:
When he won the long awaited title for them just some months ago, it seemed like he would be awarded the honorary Liverpool manager for life and his exit looked inconceivable. Nothing lasts forever in football

Not just football, but all spheres of life!


Nothing last forever

oluwasegun007:



This pastors meme is gonna be here for a little while...

I swear o
Lol

You know, I would have been cheated if I wasn't born in Nigeria!!

Oga just go in

Answer go come out after that

akanbiaa:
Manchester United did what they had to do to maintain their spot at the top, it's also a reasonably applied tactics.

You the answer them??

Mynd44:
I think the deadline should be postponed until December to give people time to register.

But seriously though Nigerians need to stop this habit of leaving everything until the last minute. Since 2013, this much people have not done the NIN? 7 years?

Same way they were rushing to do BVN at the last minute

This is so ridiculous because I actually lost my NIMC printout some years ago and went to reprint yet some people didn't even attempt to register at all

7 years ago, over 50% of Nigerians were not 18

Oga, we move oo!

NkanAkpanika:

Did the snatch your car?
5 cases that reported and taken are of since November, you are bring it back to this month and accusing a wrong place..
The only case that was reported and its was later handle at the Xmas Village was the battery stealing..
Abeg stop fueling lies ok

OK sir��

Ilaumoh:

Uyo as no security issues ok

Car snatchers dull there

Lol

backnbeta:
Thankfully, he goes to school and looks well-fed, I'm guessing he's with his parents. It's okay to start early if it doesn't interfere with his everyday life and does not affect his health. God bless our hustles

Best comment so far

I'd wanted to type this even.

Good observation!

derbykol:
UCTH doctor?

Yes yes

And just last night,a doctor was kidnapped again.

Issoryt

And who is a bad boy

Just cast your reflection on how you survived 2020