₦airaland Forum

Fahdiga:
This guy is fast destroying himself with his anyhow attitude

SARSCoV2:
Same Okowa.

Mod’s should please move this thread to jokes section.

Okowa that is just a sitting furniture in government house.

Even Deltans know that their state does not have a governor

LordVoldermort:
What about people that throw money anyhow during parties

Stupid racist government instead of making lives for your people better, they are targeting Chinese to give themselves false superiority

LordVoldermort:
Oh yes! 3,500 is what is killing us not the Yahoo boys, kidnapper, terrorists, corrupt politicians NO

It's 3,500 oh very painful, how much money do you think gets or burnt everyday?

Calibrator:
Some people don't know life.... A 29 year old man staying with his sister will never progress in life as much as he wants because experience builds a man and he will likely not get such experiences living under his sister (forget about the 300k saved up).



Later you will wonder why some married men can't keep their family affairs in order, how can they gain the experience to do so when they have been sheltered all their lives.


Go and find a personal apartment of your own and you will be grateful for taking the decision. You will develop faster mentally and financially on your own.

babajero:
America is truly world police, they come to your aid no matter your religion or creed.

tiswell:
pictures of his dead body or it's another hogwash

dre11:
Delta council chairman allegedly beats lawmaker




https://punchng.com/delta-council-chairman-allegedly-beats-lawmaker

LIGHTHEARTED0:
ugly father also give ugly offspring

Bigshf:
Good morning
So me and my Dad decided to engage in catfish business by rearing them in a pond.
We followed all instructions as directed by a professional. After about one month plus, some fishes grew bigger than others, as directed again, we had to split them leaving the big ones in the main pond and putting the small ones in another pond.

That was when the tragedy started, we lost over 5 fishes daily since that separation, and just this morning,

We lost about 50 cat fishes

Please any professional that knows the remedy to this menace, his or her advice is well appreciated.
Thank You.

backbencher:
Because in 1993, we did not remove subsidy

If we had removed subsidy and allowed the market to control the price of fuel then, by now we would have had five or six refinereis, and a lot of modular refineries, because refining fuel at home would have been profitable, and as a result, we would have enough money to keep the refineries running well.

But we said no in 1993, 2000, 2006, and 2011/12. Last chance was in 2015. See where we are.

Niger has a working refinery, and they sell fuel from that refinery at N350 per liter...meaning the refinery makes a profit and is able to pay for itself. Nigeria sabotaged our refineries to keep fuel cheap...and as a result, by 2011, we were producing 6million liters per day, out of the 40 million liters per day we needed. Now we have to import.

Fuel is not cheap.

LOOBE:
Mr Buhari, what do you know about education?

Opus85:
Still on the issue of co-existing with other humans, the OP told the officer to receive the papers with her left hand if she felt offended. That was a mutual ground of understanding for both of them to reach. So why would the officer withhold her papers because she felt offended that OP stood on her grounds.

Any body in uniform would just feel they have upper right over other people. If na money OP dash her with left hand, shey she no go collect am like that?

GeneralPula:
Same thing was said to Fela, 2pac when they was raising the alarm on the dirty things out there..

Mr correct reasoning, have a good day..

GeneralPula:
Among those arrested are two French,

White Europeans Christians been destroying Africa since 190BC..

I started observing this president after his country discovered a particular natural herbs for covid19, cuz I know for him to have announced it publicly, he must be fearless and sane..

The evil whites Christians only concern is to wreck Africa and God will disgrace them..

GeneralPula:
Among those arrested are two French,

White Europeans Christians been destroying Africa since 190BC..

I started observing this president after his country discovered a particular natural herbs for covid19, cuz I know for him to have announced it publicly, he must be fearless and sane..

something is wrong with your sense of reasoning

The evil whites Christians only concern is to wreck Africa and God will disgrace them..

Arrewa:
now let me school you...

The electricity from a solar panel can be used to create heat to start a fire. A resistive heating element like a cigarette lighter, toaster or stove element could be used.

However, a photovoltaic solar panel is about 10–15% efficient. Using the solar heat directly through a magnifying lens is much smaller, cheaper and efficient (more like 80%) depending on the surface being heated.

Now let me give u example...

PV panels can cause fires if installed improperly, just as anything electrical can, by creating a spark.

Later Una go dey shout quota system up and down!!!

But na una be the real quota system products!!

Sunnybay7:
This man has automatically quenched any form of intended violence by joining them.

Antoeni:
Buhari has no house in Lagos or Ibadan. He won't retire to SW , SS or SE after his presidency. The possibility of him using that railway or Expressway is almost zero. He did it for you and I.
STOP HATING!

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

President Muhammadu Buhari has suggested a way forward on how to solve the malignant problem of corruption in Nigeria.

Mr Buhari who spoke during an interview on NTA on Friday night said that the country needs 'special courts' to fight corruption.

"We will need special courts. You develop terms of reference for them, you bring charges, immediately people are put before that court and they come and defend themselves."

"If you go through the system, especially if they still have some savings somewhere, they can get first-class SANS, lawyers to come and defend them and the case will drag on".

"That's why I say special courts are very important especially in the cases of corruption. So that the riot act will be properly read to the public so that anyone that misbehaves will account for it. We shouldn't wait for people to die and go before Almighty God".

"Nigerians are forgetful. I'm very pleased that majority of Nigerians think this administration, under the circumstances, is doing its best."

"People are corrupt. People in the house of reps with one wife and house but when they get elected, they have more houses and wives"

It would be recalled that fighting corruption was one of the three major campaign promises of Mr Buhari while campaigning for his first term in 2015.

https://politicsnigeria.com/corruption-nigerians-are-forgetful-of-my-achievements-buhari/

zoedew:
T. B. Joshua was a conman. Folks will not be shown to the rooms where he serially committed sexual Immorality in that same premises of the synagogue! His wife unguardedly mentioned “the shower” before he went to “preach” and his tenancy on earth expired! He was A diversionary sign post erected by Satan to lead people away from God to hell. His “church” looked like the real thing!! Read this and you will know the real Temitope Joshua Balogun Read this https://tbjoshuawatch.files./2011/08/deception-agomoh-article.pdf
http://nguonsusong.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=10519
Truth is, rice distribution, on its own, is not what the gospel is all about and Jesus was clear about that. T. B. Joshua was evil while he lived!!!
DeceptionOfTheAgeUnmasked.pdf

Basalt:
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening to all my fellow Nigerians.
It's me Basalt, the guy that doesn't mince words, and today I will be talking about the ways foreign students who study in Europe (especially in Germany) can still save millions of naira even before finishing their studies. Believe me it is not really easy but most of our lifestyles are making it even more difficult.

1. Stay in the student hostel. The number one thing eating deep in our pocket is accommodation. I know of a friend that pays over €500 every month in accommodation alone.
Student hostels are usually subsidized for students, and you save more money when you pay less for rent.

2. Stay away from public health insurance if you are above 30yrs and you are not working a full-time job unless you have medical issues. If you are working full-time in Germany, public health insurance is compulsory. Your firm pays half and you will pay half, that is understandable but in a situation where you are not working full-time, you will pay almost €200 alone as insurance for someone who is above 30yrs old.
If you minus such a big amount, minus your rent. Wetin Remain?

3. Avoid girls that are too demanding, if you were single before coming to Germany, then date only girls that are here with you in Germany, most girls in Germany work and make their own money. So they will never be a pest to you and you will have a physical companion, not a phone companion that always calls to demand money.
What most girls will do is this.
First of all, they try to establish a relationship with you for months by chatting and asking you how you are and showing concern, then they move into the phase of milking you dry with numerous financial problems. Avoid such girls like plagues. Once they start demanding, start ignoring.

4. Stop sending money home unless for an important project or for an emergency. You can always use the excuse of being a student or Corona virus to prevent some unnecessary begging. Don't give shishi unless saving of life is involved or you are sending money to buy land , build a house etc.
If you keep sending money to everyone that demands, you will always go broke.

5. Never stay too long without working. Europe is not a place to live without working. If the semester is on, you will probably be too busy with studies to work full time, get a part-time job or a mini job to support yourself, and pay bills otherwise you will have no option than to spend the ones you saved before.

6. Stop buying expensive gadgets on loan. Buying properties on loan gives you a false illusion that you have arrived when you don't have anything.
You buy the latest iPhone on credit, you buy E-bicycle on credit, you buy big plasma TV on credit, you buy Macbook on credit, you buy a screen touch laptop on credit, some even buy a car on credit as a foreign student (though mostly not Nigerian students) .
When you buy all these things on credit, you will live a life of debt, and hardly will you make savings because you are practically working for your debts.

7. Avoid unnecessary parties and celebrations. When you organize parties for almost everything, you spend money you should have saved. Remember you are just a student, you don't have a professional job yet, you can still be kicked back to Nigeria when you fail to get a job within 18 months of graduation (God forbid).

8. Stop posting exortic pictures on facebook. People in Nigeria have that mindset that whoever goes on vacation is rich, they have the mindset that whoever enter aeroplane or even eat chicken is rich. So when you post such mouth watery pictures on facebook with nice environment coupled with your abroad induced freshness, you will create an illusion that you have arrived and you will only attract known and strange people begging in your dm. So you can avoid such disturbance by staying on a low key online.

Johntobez:
you nailed it. Please i want to be enlightened on this. I have this agent they will process Canada working visa get work for you in a company then when you reach there you will start paying back within three month of arrival. they said the visa is 2yrs working visa. please i want to know if it is ok and worth trying. anyone that have idea can still advice me on this please

martineverest:
watch how Nigerians will storm UK and start preaching...waiting for arrest