₦airaland Forum

Admin9:
I ve been fooled my brother.

fvck your own and leave abeg but make sure you condomise.....

Techcrunchng:
Does it mean it was originated from the west?

maybe

Techcrunchng:
what's it called in the east?

I don't know ooo, ask kingazubuike or imofirstborn

Rgade:

Where are all the anti US war experts here on Nairaland that swore that Iran didn't shoot down that plane.?
Even that annoying KingAzubuike that went so far to claim that it was the US that shot it down.
I wonder how it wasn't so obvious that Iran did it with all the live anti aircraft missiles they had lying around.
Engine failure indeed, both engines failed at the same time and burst into flames... and nairalanders were running with it like Dumbo's in here.
Everyone now loves Iran, the same Iran they accused of sponsoring Shiite "terrorists"
Nigerians are a messed up people.

Not all bro.....some still have sense of reasoning...

Techcrunchng:
Please which language is "Agbero"

Yoruba now

HazzanTazzan:
Only sensible comment I've seen...

US is playing very smart ...

In my opinion, Iran is holding back the blackbox to make sure the content isnt tampered with by world power "US"...

I dont think they did this... US trying to use it's tricks to turn Russia against Iran ...

Na so......wanna turn allies against each other.....

joyandfaith:
I guessed as much. if iran develops nuclear weapons, one day iran will mistakenly nuke the world. Iranians are not well-organized.

Who wan dash/sell em nukes?

hermesprogidy:
Fake news

Not fake bro....it's on Aljazeera...

Octopusssy:
Never. I am yet to intimately meet any man deserving this kind of favour. Too many _fuck boys, too few husband materials.

You can easily attract what you are, so who are you?. Are you a slayqueen? If yes, fuckboys will flock your part like kilode....

teflonjake:
You dont know if you will love someone else?

My GF said that to Me for three years whilst cheating on me calmly..


You will love someone dont worry

Same thing happens to me with my ex.....

Oyerinde16:
Bro that one is you o... During my service year eh my ID na pass, military check point o, police check point o, SARS, anything na pass, not for once was i embarrassed... If them stop me I identify myself, shake hands, gist small laugh and forward march... But for police to see you, stop you, refuse your identity, then threaten to take you in... Baba something is fishy.... If you have nothing up your sleeves you shouldn't be afraid to go see the DPO and have some chat...

You won't understand until they kill you, which I don't pray for.......just ID won't save you when you meet the armed robber type of police...

Oyerinde16:
Bro your story is either not straight or poorly arranged... As a corper you have an identity card... No police in his right senses will harass a corper of the federal republic of Nigeria who knows his onions the way you narrated it... All through my service year my ID card na pass for army, police, SARS, anything na pass with that ID. So far you are not what they say... Only a yahoo boy trying hard to play smart will go through what you went through...

Abeg leave that thing I was with my ID when there madness enter them in 2018...see bros most naija police are nuisance....I just don't like them for anything....most of them are photocopy armed robbers.....

solotutu:
My Experience with Nigerian Police officers on my way to PPA.
A Real Life Experience as Narrated to closest Description.

So yesterday I and my friend who are graduated from EKSU who are NYSC corpers resuming in ENUGU for Posting from Ekiti state were stopped AT A CHECKPOINT by The NPF in the bus and one of us was accused of being a fraudster (Yahoo Yahoo) cos he carried a Laptop and there was tape on the webcam.

He was first suspected cos of his Looks. One of the most insane and annoying Reasons to accuse or suspect someone for fraud.
He was separated from all the passengers and our bus was delayed for 30mins everyone had to alight from the bus.

After denying or agreeing to their forceful advise to confess to what he didn't do. The driver of the bus was asked to drop his load.
And they ordered the bus to go. After paying bus fare and our Destination was still far away imagine such cruelty.

I agreed to stay with my friend and refused to agree with their claims. His phone was Seized and denied access to any of his things. I started to make calls but MTN network was so poor in the region, we were at UDI, FRSC Enugu.

I already knew all these was a ploy to extort money from us so I kept vouching for my friend and saying I can't leave him for them to carry on their threat to take him to EFCC office for questioning Without any evidence seen or gotten from their claim, It was a very messed up situation.

After few mins his load was put in their honda car and the Police in charge said they should take him to EFCC.

My friend agreed to accompany them since they started to talk aggressively and forceful.. note: they were armed and it's early 2020. We know what I'm trying to say.

So I went to talk to the officer in command to let us know how my friend can be freed from whatever crime they said he committed, he said my friend and the two other officers would settle it in the car, that any arrangement (bribe/ Extortion) he wants to do he should settle it with them. He said if my friend had agreed to their claim and not played smart he would just leave us to go (A ploy again for us to implicate ourselves) I was so furious inside me but I kept my cool.

They took my friend and were already driving when I refused to let him go alone the oga called them and said I should go with them.
I had already updated my NYSC group chat and asked people to start calling whoever they could to help us out. The Local Gov Inspector was msgd and called, but he was not answering calls, and the corpers were already active to solve the situation we were facing.

In the car the officer asked my friend to open his phone hoping to see any evidence but he found none. They searched even his bank alert notification and were probably disappointed.

He was allowed to make a phone call after much protesting so he called his mum, and explained what happened... She requested to speak to the officer and she did. She told them we are just coming from Ekiti state and that they should check us well and if there was nothing to say we were Yahoo boys we must be released. She told my friend she would start to make calls... That must have scared them.

We both kept our story straight and telling them that we are not fraudsters and by now they would have seen or gotten what they wanted. I explained that I was a photographer and A PR/ influencer and that our dressing or gadgets is not evidence of us as Yahoo boys. My friend also explained to them that he was a computer science graduate and webcams are usually hacked that's why the webcam was covered. By then they had driven us 20 mins away and passed their Police station already when they said we would pay 100,000 to clear ourselves that we have hidden all the evidence. Such bullshit!!! We told them they'll have to kill us to get the 100k that we came to Enugu to get cleared for the allowance from Fed govt.

The officer driving called the oga and spoke their dialect, I was sure he was saying that the ploy or operation was not successful and that we weren't Yahoo boys they wouldn't get any big payday money from us either ways. So I'm sure he was instructed to return, The car was turned around and we headed back to the checkpoint the Oga was waiting.

Well they got tired I guess and the Oga started to say that we must pay for the fuel in their car since we wasted their time... wow another stunner. Inside life.. I thanked God that my thinking and Jasi was like a marlian...

My friend paid 3,000 as bail/fuel money that's what they called it we were released. All this had happened and then calls started to come in. The LI called me to ask what was happening, I was just furious cos his call came in Late after all had happened. I just replied we had been released. He didn't even ask any more questions he just dropped the call. Mtcheewww.
My friend was pissed and frustrated. A bus was stopped for us and we boarded and left.

It's sad how things like this keep happening daily and in the face of the Government and
Top Officials of the Nigerian police force.
Unapproved Checkpoints of which the main purpose is not carried out.
- Unlawful stop and search of passengers based on appearances,
- - checking of people's phones without warrant or real evidence that the owner is a fraudster or Yahoo whatever.
- Brutal assault to unarmed citizens and youths without cause.
The List goes on and on. Something need to be done. And whoever is ready to do the right thing should start with the little they can do.

Your suggestions are welcomed.

I was also extorted at Enugu-Abakaliki expressway in 2018 during my services year, it was my immediate sister that saved me but this one they even lied that I do take drugs, they checked and checked but they couldn't find anything.....NPF I hail Una.......30k just like that

Lugianostar:
Nigeria is not home for all please try Ghana!!!

You must be mad......jealousy kee you there.....you hereby placed on forever ban oloshi

LZAA:
Lil wayne has been to Nigeria

Yeah, I think Guiness brought him over around late 2008 or 2007.. I'm still trying to place the thought...

GamalNasser:
Are you Yoruba?

Wetin consign Yoruba with your talk now?...bigot oshi

Sapomga66:
Join Now: W W W . X T R E N D . P R O

Scammer don dey try another level.....now

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/damning-description-of-how-us-embassy-portrays-nigeria-on-its-website/amp

Two words ....see finish...
This is just absolute truth no lie or add up......

Charmingrascal:
They should warn them very well, because some uninformed muslims are loosing their mind on an issue that is nt their business.
Illiteracy is a menace

A huge one at that....

Kwanza:
https://thenationonlineng.net/tariffs-on-data-voice-calls-may-go-up/

Why is this country like this....? There is nothing in this country that has ever come good to the later end.....

DexterousOne:
Yea

Did I make a mistake?

Correct me

It's not just only them but they are the majority sha ....

DexterousOne:
the elite class in Nigeria has to be among the most WICKED and ruthless in the world

Did you just say has to be

Amstupid:
How can I trigger USA vs IRAN war to NIGERIA ......
I want nigeria to participate in ww3 , it will be on record

Your moniker sold you out and I won't say more than this. ...

Readonee35L:
Opor

She ain't fine at all but damn I love that hips and booty...I die there

Jodha:
She bought the one available to her..

She no sabi quality sha but she tried if it's me I will collect and sell it to aboki after 2 weeks or there about....that watch price is not up to 5k just 2500 aboki will give you this kinda wrist watch..... nothing quality in this one.

johnkey:
God but why, why, ehn why do you have to make some of us overly smart and then put pap and akara into some people's brain like the OP. why God why I'm traumatized!

Bros don't be traumatized I dey feel the pain wey you dey feel ......

Timekeeper:
Op sorry u be mumu. U dey even ask her how far abt the dating stuff.. Ur mumu is 1st grade like czarr own

Ekeletu:
I later sent d cad. She hasn't called me or chat me up since then. My plan is to Bleep her and dump her.

Trust me she is in a relationship, only wanted to chop you . . You dey vex me Baba, why person wey u fit chop without paying NADA dey reason you like this.....?

Privatepart00:
Op are you that terrible looking physically? For me the chat ended when she said “where is the card” what happens to guys who see a girl dating them as a doing a favor for them . Op deserves to be flogged for bringing this rubbish here , yeye guy

I'm terribly angry......