₦airaland Forum

BennyDon:
When police marry lawyer, wetin dem go born abeg

armed robber, so that the husby will arrest him and the mother will bail him/her out...

Kingbones:
The guy had no beards in the first photo









Nice one tho

monitoring spirit....Mr observer

Xaos:
I can't propose to my woman in front of an audience.

What if she says no?
How then do I savage myself?!

I can only propose to my woman on the moon.
If she says no — she should find her way back to earth.

...that one sef dey now

HolyFuckXXX:
This is how you know someone that is poor both in money and brain.

when you see comments from broke, low class Nairalanders that are at the very bottom of the food chain.

Seun has given voices to hood rats littering Nairaland with their stupidity.

you are really vexed.......

kallmemrB:
Sometimes I think some nairalanders need psych Evaluation... What do difficult in "Bro stop bringing ladies to my place am not comfortable with that poo"

What do u think nairaland will do for you?

gbayi!!!

kallmemrB:
Sometimes I think some nairalanders need psych Evaluation... What do difficult in "Bro stop bringing ladies to my place am not comfortable with that poo"

What do u think nairaland will do for you?

God will bless you bro

it's a medical condition.......

this is a good food

Boyooosa:
You already did that, so pls go ahead and educate me. Air your perspective pn the incidence and also explain the reason my comment is not relevant....

I was expecting you to have said the bank officials did the fraud not sibling or whatever...

Boyooosa:
The story no dey add up Jere. May be one of his smart sibs did that or the account officer

You go school at all?.....look at what you typed and judge yourself before i insult you.....

LaMujer:
They could see that she was 75 years old and thought she don kaput, so, decided to move her money.


They all do it, it's not respective to diamond alone, all those banks. That's how their managers fund their expensive lifestyle

gbayi!!! you said my mind.......

Hamilton1:
Afonja die

Afonja matter kill you there.

icebird25:
Your brain is full of relaxer..

the thing pass relaxer...the brain is on Ice.

ReneeNuttall:
Honestly it was recently I knew the full meaning of CCTV. plenty things full the head mbok....Even Bubu go fail woefully.

but you normally watch foreign movies?

mmadu5:
See as the mother fresh ....PERFECT SUGAR MUMMY

brain just far from you

Hamilton1:
Afonjas hav Migrated to Rivers

oloriburuku leleyi bayi......na everything be afonja......were ni eleyi ooo

sketcherJ:
"The lady, named Debby, told her friends that she was going to visit a man named Ayo. She gave them his name and phone number and informed them that she met him online. She asked that if they do not hear from her, they should contact him"

Guys lets take a look at this critically, it seems as if she was preparing to disappear and want to rope in the guy perhaps.. it seems as if she knows she woulf not be found..
i mean who travels accross state to a destination you are not sure of? i mean any little pang of doubt should have stopped her from going...
i wont be surprised if this girl is found chilling somewhere and wants to carry out revenge on the guy?
till the girl's corpse or whereabout, i think everyone is a suspect, d victim and her friends too

you reason like a security operative?....nice one

pearcy:
my people please I'm currently very sick and I don't have a dime on me for hospital bill. I have been complaining of sharp pains in both my eye sockets especially during the day-time when everywhere is bright. It's been giving me serious non-stop headaches and making me feverish. This is what I have been suffering since last week and I thought it will stop but as of today the situation is now worst as I can barely open my eyes. I've use all kinds of eyedrop and painkillers but it's only making it worst. I don't know if I'm loosing my eyesight because I can still see, it's just the pains that's the problem and I fear it may get out of hand if I don't do something about it, it's getting worst. I want to go to the hospital but I don't have money for it. I'm a student and an orphan and my aunt has been the one taking care of me and she is not willing to help because she say she has her own problems. Please i don't want to be a disable please I beg you In the name of GOD if any one can help me please contact either by mail or quote me. God bless you and every well meaning nigerian. Amen

some Nigerians are now turning to beggars oga ooooo....

ok oooo...next....cuz I'm slim oooo

rubbish leleyi now

vanida6:
She's ugly

Mehn!! this one is fugly

wetin we go use this one do now.......naija never do better one

Effiongdbest:
OK you will be experiencing the killing this time. Tell your Oba to prepare to have more heads for rituals.

hahahahahaha....guy leave me i can't laugh jawre....my guy from efik side

faithfull18:
This old man

she will soon start cheating after marriage......

Effiongdbest:
Shut up fool what is there to know about perpetual cowards, let the fight begin you don't know many tribes want to treat una fvck up desperately. Only Igbos will level you people then we bury una.

i can feel your pain pele.......ntoor


you dey talk of war....you won't even survive it because you lots are good at killing each other...

Effiongdbest:
Minority that you want to rub stinking body with right?
You ain't seen nothing yet, all your hypocrisy is gradually exposing who yorubads are, belerabes confirm!.

There is Oba in Sokoto but you flogged eze ndigbo in Akure, hmmmm I want Igbo's and you people to fight so you can know real war. we in the SS made a mistake by backing the Igbo's during Biafra war but this time around we will back una. Ntooor!

tread carefully Mr man...ground have eyes......i know your type you don't know anything about Yoruba. you lot just aggressive over nothing and mind you, you still remain minority and that's what you gonna be....swerve next time if you don't know what to say.

Toosure70:
Thank God, I'm now free from a
adultery.

bros wetin happen now?

Effiongdbest:
So there is oba in sokoto? Ehhn wonders shall never end. These Yorubas are bastarrds and hypocrites. Anyway how can a Northern master ever respect a SW slave??.

you are not Igbo neither are you a Yoruba.........a cheap talk from a minority tribe, ranting rubbish....

tstx:
Oyibo sets the pace.. While Africa follows.. Before there was no such thing as pre wedding photos.. Now. Nobody dey do wedding without releasing their own... Whenever i tell my friends that it's just a matter of time before we all starts seeing gayism as a normal thing they always shout tufiakwa... But they don't understand how the white men work... They don't understand how very impressionable the black race is... The powerful will always rule over the weak.. The powerful will always influence the weak.. That's just how life is. And Africa is beyond weak... We are weaker than weak... If there's anything that is worst than weak.. That's what we are. And it's all thanks to our stupid leaders...


See my signature

well said.....

meobizy:
There is something called human rights.
There is another called order, it is what keeps society going.
In backward nations when someone robs, his/her human rights automatically disappear, causing others to act out of order.

hmmmmm!!! but this is Nigeria.....

meobizy:
No.
Are you?

lol...nope
then why are you going against the beating?