₦airaland Forum

Dozis:
Buhari is Hale and hearty, the economy is booming, there are no killings anywhere, we have 24 hours electricity here, I just changed 1 dollar for ₦1 now.
Ndị Ara
By this time in June I will be typing this from Canada and the only thing I will miss about Nigeria will be my flight back.

pocohantas:
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Traininghub:
What's with the 'awa fierce gan...' you always add to your comment? A lot of times, they're lame!

fabsyl:
Make them give me d contract for 100k, I go do a better job. Na to employ 5 abokis and 15 afonja to clear everything for 20k. Or I simply go look for Fulani wť cows make them eat up d grass at no expenses

creedencity:
You self na thief.. 10milla on top wetin. Na pocochantas bush u wan clear

Donmoscojaja:
am getting tired of seeing stuff like this on nairaland


Modified: this story self....18 years and 21 years old and you plan to surprise her with cash?? bros odika iche anyi bu umuaka

Zzor:
Thats a real and correct woman handling you there, Kudos to her for a job well done,like I always sound it,no man born of a woman is above simping

OMOJOHN001:
God forbid it, Nothing will make me keep a cheating gf in my whole life, the day I know and confirmed it, then the relationship has come to an end.

You are trying oooo. how on earth will you be keeping a cheating Hoe.

Dumb her right now and save your life bro.

bouncin04:
I have other girls that come around once in a while.. but issue is .. I've invested so much time and money on her ..just can't start all over with another girl ..

Humanoid01:
Chance for Chelsea to go on top tomorrow.

saaphiere:
How many are we?

FuckThaMod:
Yes.. Some part of calabar uyo and even abia state eat humans. It's a special delicious delicacy and it tastes like bacon. The meat is even so oily we can use the oil to fry things, highly nutritional.

Sirmuel1:
She's not sick, she's not depressed. They eat humans in that community

TATALoAlaMu:
Oluwa wetin dey occur?

Maybe it's that village that Love, my Akwa Ibom girl warned me never to step my foot.

saaphiere:
Registered members on NL are just 2.5m which some are even alternate accts. let's round it up to 3m. Now minus 3m from 200m

CallMeAthena:
You look amazing bae.

ITbomb:
Nothing wrong with your size but I would prefer a bit bigger boobs

Iconstar:
Ok.If that's u at dp, then u are good to go.I've seen shorter people. I believe u are just seeking cheap attention sha that's if u are even a female.


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So this shitty topic actually made front page.Chai nairaland is gone☹️
As in dead and gone

saaphiere:
Calculate the total number of guests on NL add it to the total registered members 'remember some members have more than one acct' the subtract your answer from the population of Nigeria.

If you were talking about Facebook I'd believe.

saaphiere:
Can never be. 70% of Nigerians are not on Nairaland.

saaphiere:
Nairaland boys are so toxic. Don't need them.

obembet:
Na husband I dey find not baby mama

saaphiere:
Locate us ooo