₦airaland Forum

SultanOfPuna:
Igbos are always successful abroad

A True Son Of Igboland
Happy Birthday!!
Keep Making Us Proud

what a blind man

Beckysexy:
How far?

I dey now and how your side?
..you know go market today?

julybaba:
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the deadly new virus.
Li Ping Wang, leading epidemiologist at Beijing University believes the Wuhan coronavirus has developed through interspecies sexual intercourse and that this practice must be discontinued to end the outbreak.

Wang went on national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world of the origin and potential cure for the life-threatening epidemic.

“We can now confirm that the Wuhan coronavirus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in the Wuhan region and the only way to end the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Wang warned on national television.

Li Ping Wang claims that his research has proven that similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, the Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,” he told China Central Television.
The cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chickens to ward off evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widely held belief and commonly practiced in many regions of the country have acknowledged experts.

“These traditions have been upheld for millennia and it will be hard for the Chinese people to stop indulging in such activities” Chinese cultural expert, Nathan Daniels explained.

Other medical experts had previously warned that the Wuhan Jī Jian Jie (also known as the Wuhan Chicken Rape Festival) which has been held for centuries in the region to ward off evil spirits could be at the origin of the 2002-03 SARS outbreak.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-doctor-warns-only-way-to-eradicate-coronavirus-is-to-stop-having-sex-with-chickens/

They need to be isolated from the rest of the world of this is true.....

Beckysexy:
Idiot

Beckysexy:
Hunger dey wire you?
Eeeyah
Go drink water na

make I drink water?, I go vex for you oooo......why you wicked like this? It sure me die say na biscuit you chop this night... that 50naira own....

Beckysexy:
What can make me faint is if he adds cheque to it

like 5000£ ......OLE, OLE

Beckysexy:
What can make me faint is if he adds cheque to it

no let money kee you ooo.....na osinhmen I wan give you marry cuz your love for money is to the extreme..

Better still go for 14 days isolation fasting and prayer over Corona virus sorry leech spirit....wetin Coro hunger dey do me sef.... lemme comot here

Beckysexy:
Lol
Why would I faint because a guy proposed to me?
Mumu

were, shey you know fit ni.....?wetin dey there, you own fit worst pass fainting sef...like vomiting on the guy

wengerman:
There are some monikers that are like tom and jerry on nairaland.they don't see eye to eye and here always looking for each others trouble.I will set the ball rolling by naming one which I know.
Skmoda360 and Beckysexy
oya add your own

I have hand over the baton to the new available guy

lefulefu:
eat lots of food rich in zinc to reactivate ur sperm bros.its like ur food is poor in zinc

Simeonjoe1:
Baba na normal thing,it shows that your having low sperm counts and those developing are immature before being ejaculated sperm development takes 2+ month... So if you can restrain from sex for 3 month e should be back to normal and if not the sperm count will keep reducing and the one ejaculated will not be viable for fertilization..

keep saying trash there like you know nothing about semen.....Shai!!! Whoever listen to this is on a long thing.

24kmagic:
Upon say quarantine de her name, she no fit "Quaranta" herself. She just went about infecting people. SMH.

But how's this old woman 27?

Oyibo people sef

RIP to her tho

Enn214:
See what MTN sent to me:

"Stay CONNECTED with your loved ones WITHOUT using your CREDIT! Enjoy FREE 300 SMS for the next one month (10 SMS/day) to ALL NETWORKS #StaySafe"

I need Data, not free SMS abeg... can't remember the last time I texted

I got this too

toluzealous:
that number one is the most whether you are serious with her or not. remembering how she is shouting harder to the man or how she dey give him several style or how she dey give am Mouth Action with same mouth she dey kiss you or to worsen the matter make it be a neighbour

Holamilekan97:
Yes dem sabi. But dia kpetus too dey smell.

Oro rirun lenu eye......em no gree for you abi?

stalwart123:


Akwa Ibom girls are the most promiscuous on this earth. They are mannerless.

You date them, death sentence.

Thank God I'm still alive to be a living witness living in Akwa Ibom.

They are only good in bed; even the married women open their coochie any how. Just sweet talk them. You have it on a platter of Gold.

marvelck:
If you've not dated an Akwa Ibom girl before, bros you are missing alot.

Their girls are the best! They have the most sexiest girls in Nigeria. Apart from being good in bed naturally, they are also good in the area of taking care of their men and feeding them well.

Have you ever seen any guy leave an Akwa Ibom girl for another girl from another tribe? It's not possible. Akwa Ibom girls hardly lose their boyfriend to other girls. Its other girls that usually lose their guy to Akwa Ibom girls. Cos everything you want, she has it!

I also noticed an Akwa Ibom girl hardly expose her body despite her beauty and sexy curves. They can wear tight, short or sexy outfits that shows their curves. They know they're sexy, that's why they flaunt it. But you will hardly see any of them expose her body. Why? Cos their mama train them well...

I'm a living proof bro.....skin fresh like

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

paroh137:
9 discharged now? Does it mean they're cured? Or they can just deal with it now?









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helinues:
A whole Nigeria have less than 500 ventilators, while New York alone have 11,000 ventilators.

We don't have the facilities and equipments

Ebonygirl1:
It's lack of things to do that's causing it. Whenever you feel the urge to eat more than 3 times, just say "I am bored, not hungry" at least 10 times. You'll be fine

does that work?.....maybe it works for you but others it might not

zealz4u:
Sometimes I feel I wasted money, time and effort in the university studying the course I studied. It's one of my greatest regret but life goes on.

2buffagain:
Gentlemen. The reality of living in the 20th century has changed, and so must every notion formed from previous days that no longer hold weight today.

Women are not the only ones who should be asking what you do.
You should also be asking her what she does....and guaging her wifeability from her response.
Nobody likes to suffer...yourself included. So why sign up for a lifetime of every financial request of your immediate family (and possibly both your extended families ) coming to just you alone?

Gone are the days where families survived on one income alone. Those days, houses in Nigeria used to cost #5M or less. These same houses now cost well over #30M.

I can bet your income did not also inflate 6x over the same time.

The reality is that you need a wife who also brings something home, and honestly it should hopefully be around the same (or more God willing) of what you pull in.

This way one person's income can cover the family stuff and the other person's income goes towardssavings/investments/emergencies/joblessness buffering/ etc. Your family will go farther and you can even both retire earlier if this is done right.

Also Naija guys please, have some respect for yourself.
If you meet a girl and she has the mental configuration of always wanting money from you, just know that she is not the one.

As a sister here once said, "A girl who truly likes you, won't ask you for money...unless it's bad and you are her last resort."
Na woman talk am. Believe that sister. Peep that one game from her, and most of you will be alright.

If a girl really likes you, she'll be too busy trying to think of ways to be an asset to your life or impress you...not a taker.

Get you a girl who makes her money with a good source of income and who understands that her income is to be included in plans.

You have been told.
You should be done with your broke girl phase right about now ^{(much like how women should be done with their bad boy stage).}
It does nothing for your life.

NOTE: I am not saying go and marry an idiot because she makes money.... Obviously.
You are still looking for a good wife, who just ALSO happens to be equipped with income and/or good income prospects and drive.

dude, you get too much sense

Mizwisdom:
Exploding cases?! Israel has 3000+ cases and 19 deaths

ignis:
I am a geologist but I disagree with the prof on this.