₦airaland Forum

phransix2:
Me don dey on lock down already... COVID-19 is not a respecter of person imagine Abba Kyari. Something's strongly telling me Bubu don carry am too

u11ae1013:
Best time to hold wedding ceremony

I'm telling you....it's just that my fiancée no gree....I for do wedding sharpaly

MadeINchenzen2:
Maintain a principle... stay on ur lane, dont digress from the ultimate plan because of those luscious bosom or that succulent booty that wont let u concentrate and think straight... there is a face and standard to protect.

You appear common, desperate and hórny when u add pressure. Do ur ego some good and ask her out once, and if she declines den bounce niqqa, BOUNCE !!!

I dey tell you....I can still give it a final try the second time but after I will disappear into thin air.....

Lostz:
our politicians are the at risk elderly



maybe this is an opportunity for power to transfer to another generation. who knows I might end up becoming a lawmaker?

Lostz:
inec should prepare for new election

Mixedfraction:
Any source or reference? I would like to read for myself.. Honestly people are just spreading panic everywhere...

Crochet:
Some people are just giving them self unnecessary pressure, stocking food and all that. Who told you the government is going close down the market. Nigerian just like to over hipe things.

if you find out it's all this literate people that are acting all ignorant and shit......look at that one posted stocking up his kitchen with food like that food go last me pass five days

FreelanceRebel:
Everything
Except UrbaniCoro exposed food.
Avoid any uncooked food, sugar-cane, cold suya
Wash your fruits properly and eat at home

Some of you with bad habit of eating on the street should stop, take it home and eat in peace.
You will be biting corn and chew... Yam yam yam like goat... all that should stop.

If you must eat gala, put your mouth inside cloth through the neck, pass the roll under your cloth to the mouth.

I don talk my own oo... Make food no end your enjoyment

Suspect33:
There cannot be a lockdown in a country like ours because the effect will be worse than the corona virus itself, the level of fear in the land sef is way more than the effect of the corona, people be acting like the world is ending next week, your panic makes matters worse

SassyGem101:
Hmm... Serious

OdefaGirl:
I came across this just now on my wall...
This woman has told her story and needs advice.
Please guys, what's your take on this?

cc: Dominique, lalasticlala, Mynd44

you expect me to seep the bobo?

NewDelhi:
@ OKOATA

Had similar experience. We just finished talking on phone then she forgot to hang up. I almost hungup too when I noticed I was the hearing voices at the background. Then i paid full attention for almost 7 minutes not even minding my airtime

Seems she just got to the guy's house because I was hearing something like welcome, what should I get you, etc.. they gisted for some more minutes.
Then after some minutes, she said she wanted to take her bath. I didn't bother continuing listening because definitely na fúck go end am. Come see as I dey sweat like armed robber wey dem catch wey con hear petrol and matches from person mouth.

Fortyfifty:
Called her one night and she was sounding as if she just finished running a Marathon. As I attempt to talk further I heard one wicked moan. I hands up.

this got me laughing.....bros, all em girls are the same even the good ones...

Tetrahedron:
Corona virus pandemic
4 asteroids just narrowly missed the earth this week
2 earthquakes in 1 week
What a year!

namiji2598:
I read through the thread, It's quite nice and I agree with you sir


But as for me am not settling down until I am financially stable, even If its gonna be 10 years later because I passed out last year

review your post bro

speaktome:
The only Nigerian State mentioned in Bible 30 times in these places.



The Bible was translated mainly from Hebrew and Greek.

Abia is the Greek word for the Hebrew word : 'Abijah', 'Abijam', 'Abiyyah', 'Abiyyah', ''Abiyyahu'.

Abia means “Yahweh Is My Father” or "My Father is Lord".

Abia is the name of an Eastern State in Nigeria created in the year 1991 from part of Imo State.



It is an Igbo Land whose Capital is Umuahia, and the major commercial city is Aba.



Let us see these 30 places in the Bible.

1 Samuel 8:2

Now the name of his firstborn was Joel; and the name of his second, Abia: they were judges in Beersheba.

1 Chronicles 2:24

And after the death of Hezron at Calebephrata, Abia his wife bare him Ashur the father of Tekoa.

1 Chronicles 3:10

And Solomon's son was Rehoboam, Abiahis son, Asa his son, Jehoshaphat his son,

1 Chronicles 6:28

And the sons of Samuel; the firstborn Vashni, and Abia.

1 Chronicles 7:8

The sons of Beker: Zemirah, Joash, Eliezer, Elioenai, Omri, Jeremoth, Abia, Anathoth and Alemeth. All these were the sons of Beker.

1 Chronicles 24:10

the seventh to Hakkoz, the eighth to Abia

2 Chronicles 11:22

And Rehoboam made Abia the son of Maachah the chief, to be ruler among his brethren: for he thought to make him king.

2 Chronicles 12:16

And Rehoboam slept with his fathers, and was buried in the city of David: and Abia his son reigned in his stead.

2 Chronicles 13:1

Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam began Abia to reign over Judah.

2 Chronicles 13:2

He reigned three years in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Michaiah the daughter of Uriel of Gibeah. And there was war between Abia and Jeroboam.

2 Chronicles 13:3

And Abia set the battle in array with an army of valiant men of war, even four hundred thousand chosen men: Jeroboam also set the battle in array against him with eight hundred thousand chosen men, being mighty men of valour.

2 Chronicles 13:4

And Abia stood up upon mount Zemaraim, which is in mount Ephraim, and said, Hear me, thou Jeroboam, and all Israel;

2 Chronicles 13:15

Then the men of Judah gave a shout: and as the men of Judah shouted, it came to pass, that God smote Jeroboam and all Israel before Abia and Judah.

2 Chronicles 13:17

And Abia and his people slew them with a great slaughter: so there fell down slain of Israel five hundred thousand chosen men.

2 Chronicles 13:19

And Abia pursued after Jeroboam, and took cities from him, Beth-el with the towns thereof, and Jeshanah with the towns thereof, and Ephrain with the towns thereof.

2 Chronicles 13:20

20 Neither did Jeroboam recover strength again in the days of Abia: and the LORD struck him, and he died.

2 Chronicles 13:21

But Abia waxed mighty, and married fourteen wives, and begat twenty and two sons, and sixteen daughters.

2 Chronicles 13:22

And the rest of the acts of Abia, and his ways, and his sayings, are written in the story of the prophet Iddo.

2 Chronicles 14:1

So Abia slept with his fathers, and they buried him in the city of David: and Asa his son reigned in his stead. In his days the land was quiet ten years.

1 Kings 14:1

At that time Abia the son of Jeroboam fell sick.

1 Kings 14:31

And Rehoboam slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David. And his mother's name was Naamah an Ammonitess. And Abia his son reigned in his stead.

1 Kings 15:1

Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam the son of Nebat reigned Abiaover Judah.

1 Kings 15:7-8

Now the rest of the acts of Abia, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? And there was war between Abia and Jeroboam.

8 And Abia slept with his fathers; and they buried him in the city of David: and Asa his son reigned in his stead.

Nehemiah 12:4

Iddo, Ginnetho, Abia

Matthew 1:7

And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

Matthew 1:8

and Abia begat Asa, and Asa begat Josaphat, and Josaphat begat Jora

you get time to dey chronologize sha.......that governor is a comedian, kerosine sharer

hardywaltz:
The most foolish Governor ever

this one na comedian governor....ode oshi

Gaggi:
Break up with who? Yourself? Don't you know you are dating yourself?

you should have told him in private .....you cast him last last.....

Shugavee:
a broke dude will hide it , till he has money heard of many stories !! Guys r natural liars n decievers

they don't hide it again oooo .....maybe because you are talking as a woman hence the reason why you think broke boys hide their true character when broke .

karkinase:
Baba dem full everywhere here oo.. imagine arguing with a 15yr old. Chai

THEbaddest007:
i just checked my jamb result and I got 268 without any expo. I hate carrying expo.
I just need suggestions. which federal university would be very easy for me to get a first class.
insult is allowed.

... GOOD ONE OP

Paxie55:
Most of them are under 12-17years lool.

it's too much now I mean...under what ? You wan turn bros to tortoise.....it's just there opinion anyways so you can say whatever you like, it's a free world but beware of "COLODIA DRIVUS" it's everywhere oooo

1StopRudeness:
èwò tù lèlèyí ní tórí Olorún

tribalwarlord:
I'm a fool

Ariza:
Must you quote?

because you ain't supposed to call him what you called him.....it's critically off point...
Now apologize to him and give him a better advice....or else I will send COLODIA DRIVUS to you now

Casalindal:
I met with seun today and I must confess he is a nice gentleman... he doesn’t want the pictures posted but common guys it is casalinda I could care less

Em never release your debut Nairaland account....? You should have talk to seun to unban it now if it's not audio seun

tribalwarlord:
Thunder fire you

you must be a man......

Pruwa:
me too

you are playing reverse psychology on me .....good one