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Well, being a married woman is the best thing that can ever happen to woman but seriously I miss my spinsterhood . I miss those times of giving tough times to desperate guys. I remember when I almost ran over a guy who said he must get me phone number by blocking my way . Now those days are just stories . Now for some months a mouth will be on my breast .

D greatest invention to me is CENTRAL BANK.

Maybe you always come home drunk.

How come I miss such a thread? . Am coming. . . .

Never leave your side by Daniel Bedingfield.

If the job is lucrative why not?

@op. Do it and face d consequences in hell.

Can somebody interprete what the poster is saying?

*yawns* Old story.

@op. Which one are you? Good or bad?

iyatrustee:
so you are half caste? no wonder that xynerise antelope do sharp sharp!

yeah kind of but I spend much time in Nigeria. U know I have to inform them about my wedding this December. All my friends over there are coming.

I cant even slap a guy. That is a rude attitude. . Giving him a punch is preferable.

@topic & pic. This is just too funny.

^am sorry that is what I can offer. .

Dyt:
^^ hello Mrs Jeff
u back?

yes. I came back last Friday.

Name : skydeep.
I am a business woman/Graduate.
My statistics: I am pregnant .
My secret admirer : hmmm lets see, Seun.
Need a reply: yes he should call me and visit my shop for business. .

An illiterate dad and his educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father wakes his son and asked "look up the sky and tell me what your see?" his son replied " I see millions of stars". The father said "and what does that tell you? " The son replied " astronomically, it tells there are millions of galaxies and planet. The father slaps his son hard and said " Idio.t someone has stolen our tent.

Though mine is still on d way. My husband is happier than me for having his first baby. He never stops placing his head on my tummy to hear d sound of d baby. I think he will be a proud father.

^ me either

@poster. He forgives u anytime u made him angry and sometimes he apologises even when u are at fault.

Sexx is an exercise so we need food to do exercise.

Abeg I no get power to fight anybody. .

And the fight continues

And the fight continues

coogar:
skydeep, how are you?
i was told about your wedding by your husband.

congratulations!!!

hmmm. Well thanks bro.

@poster. And where is the part ur shirt got torn by Spike(MY DOG) on ur first visit?

Empty room?

^if u dont understand d thread ask someone to help explain to u.

^Seconded