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D1KeleVra:
Waka pass

Were u stung by a bee?

Skydeep is a man,don't mind the 'f' sign. Maybe he is gay

This 190 sef. Mtchewwwww

skydeep:
Its probably her first experience

Why do i feel you are trying to steal my i.d. Im very sure you are a man posing as female.

D1KeleVra:
Skyndyp. . . fyi i've known for a while that u are on NL Now I know your what those smirks were for

You wish. No be you jare,the old man is yet to show up

Woke4all:
That's funny. How did you know his i.d?

I saw him replying to a post,and i noted the id. He's been on NL for ages.

Studio CFR:
*Waka pass*

Were is the joke?

I don't know if it's a joke. I posted here bc i didn't know where to put it.

Fellow NLanders,i've been pondering on why im so addicted to this forum. I came up with the notion that there are some things about this forum that i love.
One is the candid response to issues,then the constant bickerings over nothing. The one i just love most is the fact that parents and children are here without knowing each other. For your enjoyment,my one and only daddy is on NL and i get my kicks from reading the craziest things from him. He is so naughty on the forum,i giggle each time i look at him at home. By the way,he doesn't know i'm on the forum. Come up with what you love about NL. (Im sure my dad will give the craziest reasons )

Studio CFR:
Leave me for uniform jor

Aboy u be uniformed man? No wonder everything is stale to you

I still prefer men despite their wahala

lahips:
@ gunnaz007 and tit_squeeze, hahahahhahaha

Ado Oke, tit_sueeze mbok kpang'utong nor se gunnaz007 etingde, nkor modionho ete ke mkpor owo mi ikwe ke eyin esi yene nkwaga ukod, dioho see anamde, mfoniso fo afia mma fo edi okop usem,

Ado ok! Mbok ekuyak nno ibine mbufo ke NL. Tit-squeeze akpa adoko se enyin mfo aworo ke efik? Abeg i no fit laugh

lahips:
@ gunnaz007 and tit_squeeze, hahahahhahaha

Ado Oke, tit_sueeze mbok kpang'utong nor se gunnaz007 etingde, nkor modionho ete ke mkpor owo mi ikwe ke eyin esi yene nkwaga ukod, dioho see anamde, mfoniso fo afia mma fo edi okop usem,

Ado ok! Mbok ekuyak nno ibine mbufo ke NL. Tit-squeeze akpa adoko se enyin mfo aworo ke efik? Abeg i no fit laugh

Afia mma, idem abadie. Mbok ame yaiya tutu. Mbok aya do possible ami mme fo di tang ikor. nam yak idiongo

tim ba

Afo anamdie adiongo ke ndo afia mma? For ur info, idoho picture mmi adodo. Anyway, ado ok!

If i be PHC babe nko?

How easy it is for a man LovePeddler to get married

Didn't know he's into the s.ex business. Thought he was a musician,no?

Personally i try to refrain from that Aunty/Uncle stuff with people i don't know. I prefer Sir/Madam

^^ Aboy. Sounds almost romantic . Aboy

First try to study him and pet him so dat he will open up 4 u.

How do you do that?
@Poster i believe there is something he is not telling. And i also believe a man that doesn't treasure his mum will not be a very loving husband. Pet him so he can tell u what he is hiding

^^De-boy!!

I knew our Canuck will make headlines with this, but the problem is that people outside NL don't know the author. Thumbs up bro

^^Give us 20 reasons why it is stale, or u no be Nigerian? I'm sure you have more to add to the list, no?

What makes u a Nigerian?

1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper.

2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or Aunty.

3.More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in your home are illegal copies

4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)

5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride, )

6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when travelling by plane.

7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible. (sugar,soap, rice,cooking fat etc during old good days)

8. Children have annoying nicknames (De- Boy, De-Girl, Bomboy, Aboy)

9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law,two nephews and a neighbor have camped at
home)

10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants.
(Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)

11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.

12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially Flashers).

13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.

14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provider because the first month is free. (I know some people O!, )

15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc. )

16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.

Never heard the name. Who is Danny Young?

If i'm your boss i'll slit your throat. Pervert

The best governor is my governor. Look at my signature and you'll know who i'm refering to.

My phone is not there either . By the way, i use the smartest phone

Did the pastor SELL or GIVE the 'anointed' water. Get your facts straight and stop distracting serious minded peeps like me.

@Poster i can feel your pain sha. You've been eyeing the girl,maybe u invited her to ur bunk on sunday when ur room mate was in church and she refused coming. Now u want to massage ur ego by posting this. I don't believe you,go get a life jare.

My little niece said when she went to the boarding school newly,they heard the bell but didn't understand it. A senior told them that it's' call bell'. She said all the new girls went out with their tea-cups  thinking it was time for 'cow-bell'.

I can't stop laughing anytime i remember this.

I was on Okada one day on my way  to visit a friend. On the way i noticed everybody(pedestrians and motorists) on the way looking at me. In my mind i thought i was too beautiful that day.  When the stares became too much,i looked down and discovered that the breeze has opened my shirt buttons,(i mean every single button on me). I wore nothing under except one excuse of a bra that covered nothing. To make matters worst,the okada was enjoying the view in his mirror without telling me.