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Do you have a girlfriend?

Hear him;

His friends make decisions for him. He rates people by their origin. He believes in hearsay and his major criteria to choose a wife is beauty. Disgusting!!!

Simply, you dont deserve to marry this lady. What makes you a better person than her.


@ jedisco (Special Adviser)

, , for you to have a Best Friend and go ahead to call him fetish on NL. So much for Friendship.

Again, be corrected that Mbaise people travel home unperturbed,  just like other Igbos.


Be humble and Seek Wisdom and Knowledge from your Mbaise Best Friend. He would inform you better.

Eminent NairaLanders, consider a scenario where there is an Evil Murderous Mate. What more can in laws do than to come to the rescue of their beloved.

diluminati:
ARE THE MODERATORS SLEEPING? THIS SCAMMER IS SPAMMING ALL THE THREADS WITH THIS QATAR SCAM
SEUN, BAN THIS MUDA4CKER AND DELETE ALL HIS SCAM THREADS. WTF!

I support Madam. This Consultant is quite irritating. He has all the world wide web to paste this his Qatar scam!!!
Throw this guy out through the window.


NCC no Bar any of my linesooo!!! I don first warn youooo!

The Federal Govt Appoints AL Mustapha, seconded by Sgt Rogers as Special Task Strike Force to fish out all present, retired, former and would be bombers/assassins

you who wine and dine with death?

Now you are shitting in ya pants.

No dialogue for you.

2012 Defense budget should include drones and gunships. This war has gone beyond Kalashnikovs and AK47s.

Oga Jo and Oga Mark should arrange this.

Guy, men have their own weapon for (sorry) nasty ladies. Am giving it to you free of charge,

Just Ignore her. Let her cease to exist.

This will knock her off balance. My Esteemed ladies will agree with me that every woman craves for attention, thats why they spend loads of time and resources on themselves.

The catch is; do not THREATEN her, speak to her SOFTLY when you CHOOSE, do not BEAT her. Do most things by yourself. Sleep on the same bed with but face the other side. Eat her Food but do not comment on it. Take her out and Praise her highly in front of your friends. Come home on time and do not sleep out unnecessarily. Buy Good stuff for and coolly rebuff her "Thank yous" Put her on a budget and only provide her with just enough cash for her basic needs. Do not trust her anymore with any more you wish not to loose.

Initially she will wonder what you are playing at. She might start being abusive, violent or intentionally wasteful to spite you. Then you know this is working. Just be prepared for the next phase.

In this phase, she starts getting the GOOD MESSAGE. She apologies and ask for a second chance. Guy, Dont fall for this.  At this point you must take full charge and demand total loyalty. Though you must always make your demands just, simple and understandable. More importantly get her own view too. And if you must reject her's do give her justifiable reasons.

Continue in this manner and you will have your wife back.

If this fails begin to pray,  and take to your heels to preserve your life.

Wishing you the very best.

Cars without CD players will become the norm in the next five years, according to Automotive News.

Around 331,000 cars will be sold without CD players by the end of this year, said to John Canali, an analyst for the research company Stratacom. Canali expects that number to jump to 12.1 million vehicles by 2018.

Why the change? Consumers are using their CD players less often and are instead opting to use their smartphones to play music. In turn, automakers want to get rid of optical drives because they're expensive and mainly appeal to older motorists, Canali says.

The 2013 Chevrolet Sonic RS is a prime example of the trend. It's the first model to get Chevrolet's MyLink touch-screen stereo. The MyLink system in the Sonic lacks an optical drive; instead, buyers will need to use the Sonic's touch-screen to access features like Pandora internet radio to play music. To access Pandora or other online services, a smartphone must be paired.

The youth-oriented Sonic RS is a good car to start the trend because CD players are most often used by baby boomers, according to Canali. Of course, if you don't want to go through the trouble of pairing your phone, you can always use the auxiliary or USB input to access music from a portable music player — including a portable CD player, if you still have one.

CD players, Beloved by Baby Boomers, Head for the Exit (Automotive News)

I support a steal for a hand
Another steal for the other hand
A third steal for a leg
A fourth steal for the other leg
A fifth  steal for the head

Believe me tthe problem  will be solved

This is just a solid Excuse for BH to do unto Kaduna what he did in Kano. KKaduna Watch Out!!!

Them Go Knack Mr BULK HARM Akpako.

Make them use KOBOKO wipe them well well.

Any sensible man would prefer a wife's tantrums, the children's murderous yells to the 25yrs olds.

Who will make sure he supplies them with all the vain things of this world. At the same time he is not the only one logging into their websites.

Only for him to wake up one day, even with all he has spent and find himself lonely, cause they will be so gone for greener pastures.

think i should learn a new language. one can never tell what might come out it.

Ooo Lala!!! (did i get it?)

The Captain was wise to understand that the stench of the White old hagg would kill the naija man.

God just saved his life.

The ones in Abj has started breaking down.

Channels Tv ran a story on them last week.

They are shitty blue things. Not the one they showed us earlier

Naija Magic. The more you look the less u See. Dem just free bankOLE.


We go soon hear say Shekaru do escape from SSS custody.

i) The idea to open a Facebook Page for the National Sports Commission (NSC) was muted by the ICT Unit of the Commission. The objective of the project was to “use Facebook as an interactive forum to connect the Nigerian youth all over the world with the National Sports Commission and its mission”.

What is NSC's Mission? To display our awful facilities and ill prepared athletes to the world?

i) The idea to open a Facebook Page for the National Sports Commission (NSC) was muted by the ICT Unit of the Commission. The objective of the project was to “use Facebook as an interactive forum to connect the Nigerian youth all over the world with the National Sports Commission and its mission”.

Is the idea or rather the objective behind this  not to rob the Government?


iii) [s]Consequent upon the Hon. Minister’s directives[/s], a Memo dated August 2, 2011 seeking for N902,000.00 was approved for a two-man team to visit the various camps. This was to enable the crew interact directly with the athletes and their coaches and obtain firsthand information about them for Facebook Page.

Consequently upon the minister's directives,,  the looting began. Ehee?


b) The initial $200 paid for advertisement was privately funded.


How come you are now Father Xmas to NSC?  This cash is still part of our money looted by other means. Remit it to the treasury before we start looking for it.

Then we have to look for you!

Econet for what?

You can not reap where u did not CAREFULLY sow? Your yeye agreement with Otudeko is hunting you.

Mr Ruben should declare the Addis Ababa List without making fuss.

This aides him to prove his case.

Re: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please!

This is not original,
Cite where you copied it from or be termed a pirate.

Remove promptly
Obviously, It makes men fight each other (follow thread)

When two very wild animals fight,
, the Masses are worse of.

Govt vs Labour====Masses are BRUTALIZED
Govt vs Bok Ham+++Masses are BOMBED
Govt vs Niger Militants>>>Masses are KIDNAPPED
Govt vs ASUU********Masses pikins are made IGNORAMUS
Govt vs Cabal$$$$$$$$ Masses get SUBSIDY REMOVED

When two very wild animals fight,
, the Masses are worse of.

Govt vs Labour====Masses are BRUTALIZED
Govt vs Bok Ham+++Masses are BOMBED
Govt vs Niger Militants>>>Masses are KIDNAPPED
Govt vs ASUU********Masses pikins are made IGNORAMUS
Govt vs Cabal$$$$$$$$ Masses get SUBSIDY REMOVED

Na lie. Two of them dey lie

I envy neither Ringim nor Abubarkar

I think Ringim is the looser here.

Boko Boys bombed his house in Kano last friday
Nigerians fried his AXXX for days after he disappeared Z. Biu
He lost his Job on Wednesday.
He still remains on Boko boys gun sight. (Of course, they have to revenge for their harams Ringim [/b]fell) 


[b]Abubakar should bomb proof his house cause Boko boys will soon lay siege on it.
Nigerians will soon find reasons to fry his AXXX
Boko Boys have now realigned their bombs on him (to revenge the harams he will eventually fall)

Anybody wey get plenty bear bear na BH. GEJ should order his forces to shoot at sight. No need to leef them for olokpa (Police), wey go allow them escape.

Paga is mobile money Pioneer in Nigeria.(since 2010). I have been using it for months now. Reliable, prompt and safe. Currently integrated with diamond bank domiciled accounts.

CBN has told all telcos to stick to communications. MTN and co will soon get Sanusi's hammer

how much is this going for?