Preceedo: Go get a life @OP. If as vast as life is, kissing is the only thing you can write this epistle on then you need deliverance. Your mates are there winning National essays, scholarships and what have you, while you are here analyzing kissing as if that's what brings a successful life, submissive wife, or sound children.

Nonsense.

Firstly, I already have a life and in life, All work and no play makes Sky a dull boy. Since your mates are winning essays how come you haven't won either? By the way, what makes you think everybody like you needs a scholarship to survive? Because no girls has kissed you doesn't mean you should display your anger here. Besides, I created this post in romance section, and if you're so not jobless like you claim then you wouldn't have the time to be reading this post, instead you'll be striving hard to have a more successful life. Or did i force you to comment?

Least I forget, I'm still too young to be thinking of having a wife and children for now. So deal with it! Nonsense

slap1: You said 'a lady' o!

I know. I was just kidding though.

Picture of another sexy black lady with an attractive lips.

Mummytea: I distaste guys with big lips

Big lips does not necessarily mean BIG LIPS, perhaps I used the wrong word. What I meant was that, white ladies usually usually have thin lips while Black ladies have Full lips. Below are picture illustrations. Now, you guys are the judge, Which amongst them is more sexy and tempting to kiss.

^^ Yeah! You're the first female to comment, and I'm hoping to see more comments from ladies. It still baffles me how some guys have those yellowish and sometimes greenish substance beside their teeth, worts is, you'll find it amongst teenagers. I used to think, only older people have it.

Is it just me, cause I'm thinking donald secretly has a crush on angel. *opens teeth*

slap1: She must clean her mouth with hypo and olive oil.

Toor, na so your gf mouth dey ooze.. Lols

vizkiz: M i d only one who noticed dis dude didnt murder enqlish 2day?

Lols..bros my madness is unstable, I could be wole soyinka today and PEJ the following day.. Anyways, I'd love to see your contribution.

Kissing is a beautiful thing. The interlock of separate lips, the exchange of saliva, the romantic gesture and the taste of that sweet sensation.

Everybody loves to kiss and to be kissed. In my opinion, kissing is healty and it helps build a stronger bond between lovers.

Personally, I love kissing, especially dark skinned ladies with pink lips, ewww... The succulent feeling emanating from the touch of the lips always blew me away, and when it metamorphose in french-kissing, the tickling of the tongue is top notch.

However, there are some turn-offs that makes me detest kissing a lady, for example:

- Glossy lips: I hate kissing a lady with excessive paint on their lips, especially, ladies who paint their lips with red-paint or whatever they call it. Am i expected to lick the paint like it's some sort of lollipop? It's even annoying when you see dark-skinned ladies wear those red-paint on their lips, it was originally designed for light-skinned ladies to bring out of beauty of their lips. A wet-lips is simple and perfect for dark skinned ladies.

- Some ladies have black spot on teeth: If you're a lady with this deficiency and your guy is still kissing you, just know that he's doing it out of pity. Try to see a doctor so they can get your teeth well shaped and washed.

- Dark spot on the tongue: Hmmm, I don't know if this is a natural phenommenon but the sight of it is gross. It discourage french-kissing and it's a big turn-off for some guys like me. Always use a thicker tooth-brush to scrub your tongue when brushing your teeth, if it doesn't work then see a doctor.

- Yellowish gum on the teeth and tongue: Awww... That's just disguisting. I was talking with a lady sometime ago and the gums in her mouth were stretching elastically like she just finished munching okro soup. I almost threw-up that day.

- Kissing a lady that is taller than me: Well, this is much better than the others I've mention but I find it kind of awkward kissing a lady that's taller that me. The thing is, I'm not too much on the tall side, I don't particularly know my height yet but I should be about 6'5. A particular lady in my school was stalking me but I avoided her by all means because she was way taller than me, she even went ahead to tell my friends that we were dating. Meaning, when we want to kiss, i would always have to climb something or she has to bend down first, that's so not cool.

- Ladies with mouth odour: Jeez! I think this should be the number one on the list, some ladies have terrible mouth odour that is capable of literally resurrating one from the dead. Well, most people are oblivious that they have mouth odour, some guys don't care but I do.

- Tiny lips: This is common with white women. If you ask me if I've kissed a white girl before, the answer would be 'No' but I've seen alot of them on tv. Some white girls even go as far to do surgery just to make their lips bigger, I'm not even talking about brëast or yansh enlargement here. Infact, God created our ladies specially with all the endowment of life. It pains me when I see black people bleaching their skin just to look white, such people are definately suffering from inferiority complex.

- Naivety: Some ladies don't know how to kiss. Some time ago, I was kissing a lady and she mistakenly bit my bottom lip, it was painful though but what could I do? I had to teach her how to kiss properly and now she is a pro. *wink*

So guys in the house, I'm throwing this question to you. What do you look at before you agree to kiss a lady, or you don't care so long you guys kissed. Don't be shy ooo, Let's make this thread interesting, the ladies are also allowed to contribute.

Nairaland will never cease to amaze me. The thread I opened about Mr.olodo has been removed. SMH!

jennyphrisel: Op its either ure shy to approach d fine girls or ure ugly,,,meanwhile ugly girls like cute dudes alot

Well, you're right about the formal. I'm kindof shy when approaching a pretty girl, but I do know why a pretty girl has a crush on me but their ego won't allow them make the first move, sometimes I wish pretty girls could approach me against the other way round. Atleast, I've greatly improved with my confidence in recent times.

agrovick: True that, add nice voice to the mix

Of course, I stated that before. They usually have nice voices, especially on phone.

dechandel: Iono

Dammit! That s'hit ^^ is annoying. It's as simple as typing 'i don't know.

Human hair is expensive these days

Na wao! Is it just me, caused I am think seun's account has been hacked, probably by sexkillz as payback.

The owner of a forum is not expected to be acting the way he is doing

zazi akoni: i beg o, i no be bros o, abi u see nuzzle wi me?, na fuel tank i get o

errrm..no vex naw, kindly update your gender as (f) so that ignorant people like me would know better not to refer to you as a, bro.

Abu Mikey:

I knew Sean Tizzle was gonna win the award, but everybody knows Burna Boy deserved it the most. With hit songs like

1) Smooth Sailing
2) Yawa Dey
3) We like to Party
4) Run My Race

And he has already dropped an Album.


Damn!!
The headies is all messed up already.

Malfunctioning Microphone
Below Par stage Performance
Staged designed like a Fashion Show runway
Poor lighting effect ....
Mode 9ine award...


Sh#t!

Headies 2013 na rubbish, I swear!

Bros, you shouldn't blame the headies, the winner was voted for, by people like you and I. No doubt Burna boy deserved the award but I'd always knew that Sean tizzle was going to win, if you watched the pre-award event on Hiptv when all the next rated artistes went to the company producing the car you'd know that sean tizzle was the only one who acted like he really deserved it, the guy was practically shouting 'it's my car' please vote for me, he was begging on tv so people should vote for him, he also went to prostrate to the staffs there and begged them to vote for him, even if i wasen't gonna vote for him but with that little stunt he pulled, then he had stolen my vote. The other nominees were just famzing, especially phyno, jeez! I never knew that guy was so proud, he was chewing bubble-gum all through, he later went into the car, ignited it and later came out and said, 'the car fine oo, e no go bad if i win am.' now, how did he expect a person like me to vote for him eventhough he was the most talented amongst the others. Bruna boy was not even there that day, well, i didn't see him. The only artistes i saw were, sean tizzle, phyno, seyi shay et all. Burna shouldn't be angry, if he works harder he will have enough money to buy a better car.

le bien connu: i suspect those old women from your village.

by the way, what do you mean by 'ugly girls'?

Bros, I've explained this thing already. Didn't you see the picture illustration which I posted?

Preceedo: Another Ugly girl is attracted to you again even on nairaland for sure ye need deliverance!

*runs away*

Hahahahaha...lwkmd.

De Tus: It's so nice and romantic. Women love undies. It really shows that you're so deeply in love with her. If you go to bed with her before doing so, she would definitely appreciate it more. In return, she would love you so deeply and would hardly leave you!! Basically, it's one of the ways of building a very strong relationship with a woman. Second stage, get her some bra, and you will be the one running away from her love:-)

Well said bro. Seemed like you you're talking from experience.

pussyeater:
Each one of ur post on NL is either about panties or bra. Dem take am do u ni?

bros, if dem use pussi swear for you, shey you no go happy? Some guys no mind to die untop pussi sef. Btw, ur username na 'pussyeater' and you say wetin again?

hensben: so for ur shallow mind ds one suppose to be topic abi, pants nor cost na 50 naira own dey, u fit buy dozen for her with different colours

bros, you don't understand. The price is not the issue here. The koko be say i wan buy her something wey go give me quick access into her pants dats why i think of panties.

dechandel: So of all d gifts wey full naija.. Na only pant u sabi

so wetin you think say i fit buy?

kokoA: How you take sabi her pant size? Ask her her pant size, if she doesn't hesitate to tell you then it means she wouldn't mind getting one from you.

It's supposed to be a gift, if i should ask her the size then it's no longer a gift, cause she already knows what she's getting. Thanks all the same.

Chimaritoponcho: its official!,u ve lost it skyskraper

What have I lost bro?