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Jokes Etc / Photo Of The Day by skyscraperTM(m): 1:23am On Jul 10, 2015 |
This is serious.. cc: lalasticlala
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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Shot Dead While Picking N3m Ransom (graphic Photo) by skyscraperTM(m): 8:12am On Apr 23, 2015 |
mojeed4:Me four 1 Like |
Romance / Do These Kind Of Guys Exist? by skyscraperTM(m): 7:58am On Apr 23, 2015 |
I saw this on facebook, so I thought to share.. After 4 weeks of unprotected sex.. Girlfriend: hey hubby Boyfriend : Hey bbe Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot Girl: Plz promise me you wont be mad? Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he then asked.. are u telling me or not With high tempter. Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I think , I think, I think am pregnant.. Boyfriend:WhaAaaaaaat??, How (with a high temper) Girl: yeap i missed my periods I am pregnant Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt? Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone & the Girl cried a lot thinking she lost him for good, she even thought of committing a suicide, after 30 minutes she then hears a knock at the door when she opens up boooooooom it was her b.f, kneeling on the door Boyfriend: 200 billion stars, 7continents ,196 countries, 9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital cities and I had the privilege to meet such a sophisticated, intelligent, motivated, inspirational loving woman like you. Babe let me correct you, you're not pregnant.. We pregnant, we're both responsible for the baby.. Thelove of my life will you marry me That kind guy still dey this world? |
Romance / Re: Is "My Son" The Latest Name Given To Guys By Girls Who Cheat? by skyscraperTM(m): 4:04pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
jingh:It sounds creepy but true.. |
Romance / Re: Is "My Son" The Latest Name Given To Guys By Girls Who Cheat? by skyscraperTM(m): 4:00pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Mondisweets:I hope you aren't one of those girls. Seriously, this nonsense has to stop. |
Romance / Is "My Son" The Latest Name Given To Guys By Girls Who Cheat? by skyscraperTM(m): 3:55pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
This has godda be the newest trend in town now. It is in fact not a pet name or any of that gibberish. Recently I've come to realize that girls nowadays refer to different guys as "their son" even when their relationship with the person seems very intense, and it's usually common amongst girls who cheat. One would begin to wonder if they go about calling different guys their son, even when the guy is apparently older than her. When a lady calls you her son, do not think it's a compliment, what she's trying to tell you is You're one out of many other guys whom she's dating, or betterstill, a side-guy. I personally hate that phrase, and any girl who calls me that won't be seeing my smiling face either. Has anyone else experienced this? |
TV/Movies / Re: If Your 2014 Were To Be A Movie, What Title Would You Give It? by skyscraperTM(m): 3:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
A change from cluelessness |
Nairaland / General / Petition For A Change Of Username by skyscraperTM(m): 9:44pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
On the 15th of July this year, I created a thread https://www.nairaland.com/1806425/seun-please-bring-back-username concerning my moniker which was changed from "skyscraper" to "skyscraperTM." I complained bitterly to Seun to reverse my username back but my plea fell into deaf ears. That had since prompted me to abandon NL for the time being. However, I recently discovered that there's a new N'lander masquareding himself as www.nairaland.com/skyscrapper .. He's obviously claiming to be me of which he's a counterfeit. Henceforth, I have decided to changed my identity from "skyscraper" to what I hope to be known as "Phuckactive." Seun, please kindly grant my request 'cause I'm trying to avoid a situation where I'll have no choice but to create a new account. Thanks.. Signed: Phuckactive |
Family / Re: 8-month Old Baby Stabbed 90 Times With Scissors By His Mother by skyscraperTM(m): 8:36am On Jul 29, 2014 |
This is crazy.. The woman should be put behind bars forever !! |
Politics / Re: Recent Teenage Suicide Bombers; Could They Be Chibok Girls? by skyscraperTM(m): 8:29am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Question for the gods. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun, Please Bring Back My Username!! by skyscraperTM(m): 8:58am On Jul 15, 2014 |
Mr Seun, I've been patient enough for you to get this error fixed. I am Skyscraper, not SkyscraperTM. If you truly value your members, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to exit this forum because of this little abnormaly. Kindly change my username back to what it used to be. Thanks. |
Nairaland / General / Seun, Please Bring Back My Username!! by skyscraperTM(m): 12:43am On Jul 10, 2014 |
I am indeed happy that my username was changed from what it used to be, but what I don't like is the "TM" added at the end. Mr. Seun Osewa, please kindly rectify the problem ASAP! signed Skyscraper |
Health / Re: 8 Things You Need To Know If You Have Multiple Sex Partners by skyscraperTM(m): 6:25am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Sorry! I was banging my girlfriend. . |
Sports / Re: Omeruo To Earn $60,000 From Adidas by skyscraperTM(m): 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2014 |
Seun has been busy pushing different threads to the frontpage recently. Reminds me of how it all started way back 2005. Na thunder go fire whoever hack Nairaland. 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Can Beat France Today, But Should Be Wary Of The Quarter-final Curse!!! by skyscraperTM(m): 11:22am On Jun 30, 2014 |
johnwizey: If Nigeria no win today, make seun ban meHe is already here |
Culture / Re: UN Warns Britain Over Child Voodoo Rituals, P.edophile Sex Tourists by skyscraperTM(m): 1:22pm On Jun 29, 2014 |
Voodoo journalism |
Celebrities / Fans Of BET Awards 2014: Let's Meet Here by skyscraperTM(m): 12:59pm On Jun 29, 2014 |
I don't know if this is the right section to post this, but the likes of our very own Davido & Tiwa savage would be performing live at the BET Awards holding tonight. If you're a fan of the BET family, then you have to be here. |
Romance / Re: Should I Leave Her? by skyscraperTM(m): 9:12pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
cbrass:I'm a Nigerian with a difference. Fear Nigerian girls. |
Romance / Re: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by skyscraperTM(m): 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Women are as smart as we thing we are, but not as smart as they think they're. These days, Nobody cares who they're coz 'most' reason like fish. |
Romance / Re: Debate:thick Lipped Guys/ladies Vs Thin Lipped Guys/ladies;who Is D Best Kisser by skyscraperTM(m): 8:38pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Dhurmynick:Dude be like.. I wish I was a moderator. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Beyoncé And Jay Z Close Down A Whole Park To Celebrate Daughter's Birthday by skyscraperTM(m): 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
You know the drill!! 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Sucks Her Fingers & Grabs Her Boobs In New Photos by skyscraperTM(m): 8:23pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Who cares!!
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Romance / Re: Is It Ok For A Lady To Carry CONDOM In Her Hand bag? by skyscraperTM(m): 8:12pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Mrs..Cork(f):
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Romance / Re: Is It Ok For A Lady To Carry CONDOM In Her Hand bag? by skyscraperTM(m): 8:10pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Odunharry: Someone help me outNobody waits for love, you find love. |
Romance / Re: Is It Ok For A Lady To Carry CONDOM In Her Hand bag? by skyscraperTM(m): 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Nigerian girls buys fairly-used condom, i won't accept. |
Romance / Re: If Your EX Ask You For Money, Will You Give? by skyscraperTM(m): 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I'll tell her.. I don't give a f#cking care. |
Romance / Re: Debate:thick Lipped Guys/ladies Vs Thin Lipped Guys/ladies;who Is D Best Kisser by skyscraperTM(m): 8:02pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Dhurmynick: I have thin lips yet never kissed b4.Sorry dude, I told you Nobody cares!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Debate:thick Lipped Guys/ladies Vs Thin Lipped Guys/ladies;who Is D Best Kisser by skyscraperTM(m): 8:01pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I once created a similar topic. https://www.nairaland.com/1572687/guys-whats-prerequisite-before-kissing |
Romance / Re: Should I Leave Her? by skyscraperTM(m): 7:58pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
If she's Nigerian, Run for your life!! |
Romance / Re: Guys:i Need Your Advice!!! by skyscraperTM(m): 7:49pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Just walk up to him and say, will you be my boyfriend? Anyways, Thanks me later. |
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