This is serious..
cc: lalasticlala

mojeed4:


Me three...

Me four

I saw this on facebook, so I thought to share..

After 4 weeks of unprotected sex..
Girlfriend: hey hubby
Boyfriend : Hey bbe
Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng
Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot
Girl: Plz promise me you wont be
mad?
Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he then asked.. are u telling
me or not With high tempter.
Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I think , I
think, I think am pregnant..
Boyfriend:WhaAaaaaaat??, How (with a high temper)
Girl: yeap i missed my periods I am pregnant
Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt?
Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke
with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone & the Girl
cried a lot thinking she lost him for good, she even thought of committing a
suicide, after 30 minutes she then hears a knock at the door when she opens up boooooooom it was her b.f, kneeling on the door
Boyfriend: 200 billion stars, 7continents ,196 countries, 9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital
cities and I had the privilege to meet
such a sophisticated, intelligent, motivated, inspirational
loving woman like you.
Babe let me correct you, you're not
pregnant.. We pregnant, we're both responsible for the baby..

Thelove of my life will you marry me
That kind guy still dey this world?

jingh:
SON !
hearing dat for d first time

It sounds creepy but true..

Mondisweets:
Its a lie ooo a son is a son na

I hope you aren't one of those girls. Seriously, this nonsense has to stop.

This has godda be the newest trend in town now. It is in fact not a pet name or any of that gibberish. Recently I've come to realize that girls nowadays refer to different guys as "their son" even when their relationship with the person seems very intense, and it's usually common amongst girls who cheat. One would begin to wonder if they go about calling different guys their son, even when the guy is apparently older than her. When a lady calls you her son, do not think it's a compliment, what she's trying to tell you is You're one out of many other guys whom she's dating, or betterstill, a side-guy. I personally hate that phrase, and any girl who calls me that won't be seeing my smiling face either.

Has anyone else experienced this?

A change from cluelessness

On the 15th of July this year, I created a thread https://www.nairaland.com/1806425/seun-please-bring-back-username concerning my moniker which was changed from "skyscraper" to "skyscraperTM." I complained bitterly to Seun to reverse my username back but my plea fell into deaf ears. That had since prompted me to abandon NL for the time being.

However, I recently discovered that there's a new N'lander masquareding himself as www.nairaland.com/skyscrapper .. He's obviously claiming to be me of which he's a counterfeit.

Henceforth, I have decided to changed my identity from "skyscraper" to what I hope to be known as "Phuckactive."

Seun, please kindly grant my request 'cause I'm trying to avoid a situation where I'll have no choice but to create a new account.

Thanks..

Signed: Phuckactive

This is crazy.. The woman should be put behind bars forever !!

Question for the gods.

Mr Seun, I've been patient enough for you to get this error fixed. I am Skyscraper, not SkyscraperTM. If you truly value your members, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to exit this forum because of this little abnormaly. Kindly change my username back to what it used to be.

Thanks.

I am indeed happy that my username was changed from what it used to be, but what I don't like is the "TM" added at the end. Mr. Seun Osewa, please kindly rectify the problem ASAP!

signed
Skyscraper

Sorry! I was banging my girlfriend. .

Seun has been busy pushing different threads to the frontpage recently. Reminds me of how it all started way back 2005. Na thunder go fire whoever hack Nairaland.

johnwizey: If Nigeria no win today, make seun ban me

He is already here

Voodoo journalism

I don't know if this is the right section to post this, but the likes of our very own Davido & Tiwa savage would be performing live at the BET Awards holding tonight. If you're a fan of the BET family, then you have to be here.

cbrass:

Lol..aint you a nigerian?

I'm a Nigerian with a difference. Fear Nigerian girls.

Women are as smart as we thing we are, but not as smart as they think they're. These days, Nobody cares who they're coz 'most' reason like fish.

Dhurmynick:

Before This time tomorrow i promise you, you'll be banned

Dude be like.. I wish I was a moderator.

You know the drill!!

Who cares!!

Odunharry: Someone help me out

A person who is waiting for a bus has to be at the BUS STOP

A person who is waiting for a train has to be at the STATION,

A person who is waiting for a plane has to be at the AIRPORT,

A person waiting for a ship has to be at the HARBOUR.
Where should a person waiting 4 love be?

Nobody waits for love, you find love.

Nigerian girls buys fairly-used condom, i won't accept.

I'll tell her.. I don't give a f#cking care.

Dhurmynick: I have thin lips yet never kissed b4.

Sorry dude, I told you Nobody cares!!

I once created a similar topic. https://www.nairaland.com/1572687/guys-whats-prerequisite-before-kissing

If she's Nigerian, Run for your life!!

Just walk up to him and say, will you be my boyfriend?


Anyways, Thanks me later.