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suzzyy: So tru and its so annoying. U ll call n call no answer

I'm glad you agreed.

Nawao! So because I listed the things I hate girls doing in my presence some people thinks I'm gay. So, saying i hate it when a girl chew gum, form foreign accent, insult elders, snub other girls, talk too much, walk almost unclad on the street, means i'm gay abi? When will some people have some sense for pete's sake?

The question says when done 'in my presence.' it doesn't mean i'm generalising. Besides, I stated my points from experience.

Well, to answer y'all question: I'm not gay. Now, swerve!

chymystique:



Am coming over .. To JST see .

Hmmm...

Annoying Things People Do With Their Phone.

Okay, for some reasons I am in a good mood today so I decided to compile a list of the most annoying things some people do with their phones, I hope you guys find this topic interesting.

- Leaving the house without carrying the phone along: I don't know why people do this but it's very annoying. I hate it when I call somebody continuously and they don't answer the phone, I always have this impression that the person was avoiding my call, and when the person eventually calls back the same silly excuse is: ''I was not with my phone when you were calling.'' It's called a phone for a reason not a remote-control.

- Answering a call with loud-speaker: I thought only old-people do this maybe because they strain so hard to hear what the caller from the other end whenever they're answering a call, but recently I've discovered that even young people do it. I was walking down a street sometime ago and I saw this guy answering a call on loud-speaking, he was walking and had the phone on his hand down while talking with his mouth, that to me, was an epitome of a 'werey' mad man, and the guy didn't see anything wrong with it. A phone conversation should be a personal thing and not what the whole world could hear. However, there are some phones that are naturally loud without being put on loud-speaker. i.e nokia-toughlight phone, If you use this kindof phone please endeavour to reduce the volume to Level1.

- Using a phone as bible: This particular one is not only annoying to man but God. It amazes me how some people feels comfortable using their phone/tablet as a means of reading the scriptures. Are they so lazy that they couldn't go to church with a bible? Apparently, some people go to church without a bible because after church is partying, and I suppose they don't wanna look like that church-freak inside a club. If you're that person doing this, please change because God is watching you in 3D.

- Photo obsession: I believe you'll agree with me that this one is mostly common amongst the ladies, everywhere they are, it automatically becomes a photo studio. i.e, toilet, kitchen, church, market, bedroom etc. A classy lady do not take 'selfies' everywhere like some depressed attention-seeker. That's why I like a guy's attitude, you can only find a guy changing his profile picture once in a blue moon, but ladies, it's anytime, everytime.

Listening to music and singing out the lyrics: No doubt, Most ladies are blessed with angelic voices, they can sing very well while others cant but often times, you'll find a lady listening to music with an ear-piece and singing out the lyrics to disturb the peace of others. I was travelling sometime ago in a shuttle and a particular lady was listening to music with her ear-piece, the music must have exceeded the normal decibel because the song was protruding loud from the ear-piece and another lady sitted close to her started singing the song loudly with her tolotolo voice, it seemed as though she wanted everyone to know she had a nice voice. She was singing the song so loud until the lady with the ear-piece had to stop playing the song. The other lady singing along was so ashamed of herself as she started blabbing her mouth before she finally stopped singing. I laughed inwardly that day and almost choked as a result of extreme laughter.

- Showing-off: For some reasons people think using big phones means they're in there but that philosophy is wrong. It's a good thing to use a smart-phone but it doesn't make you a big boy/girl. These days people from not-financially-stable families use even bigger phones, or so I say. It's funny seeing a lady using a phone worth 140k while her mother is in the village frying 'akara' beans cake. It's also annoying when I see someone change his/her phone whenever the brand him/her was using produces another version with just little differences. Some people have up to four smart phones and they make use of only one, what's now the need for the other three? Some people just need to swallow their pride and know that showing-off with a phone is annoying, silly and juvenine.

Feel free to add yours!!

Haaah! Badt girl, I don't mind show the hairs personally, In my room sha.

John Legend - All of Me
Ese peters - Omote
Jason Durelo - Will you marry me?
Rihanna - Stay
Passenger - Let her go

..................................... Etc...

I can relate to this

LadyH: u r sure u dnt hate it wen gurls breathe in ur presence?

No ma'am. I don't.

destino24:

7 years

Omo see Brazilian hair

Lolz.. Abeg you know how I fit take sell for inside?

Manhunter™:
You still haven't answered the question. What exactly did Jesus' death accomplish?

Rhetorical question

Nairaland is boring without Mr.olodo.

GentleMimi:
Lol. I hear you.
By the way,i'm a babe..tienks.

Noted and corrected.

GentleMimi:
-Some Guys also chew gum like goats.
-Many of the males also form accent phonetics when toasting a fine chick
-Guys also diss there fellow males when they feel like using someone as yeye in the presence of friends
-Guys talk too much abt football,even go to the extent of shouting to get their points acorss....i aint complaining!
-Guys discuss their scoring experiences and how they bleeped a babe...even a babe they cldn't toast due to lack of liver they go claim sey them bleep am.
-Guys sagg their trousers and expose their dirty smelly boxers...
-Some guys are sooo vain,if not wif outlooks,then with material things.
now my good friend,go figure!

Haba sis, trying to dispute the undisputable.

Abu Mikey:

Skyscraper, You haven't shaved in 7 years

Dirty act, if You ask me

Different strokes for different folks, it makes me more chauvinistic about my gender.

Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

dejt4u: I jst shaved dat arena some days ago.. Nt feelin so good nw.. I regret shavin it in d first place.. I think trimmin is enough for a guy

Eleyi gidi gan o! I think the best thing is not to shave at all.

Sex na exercise naw, when you continuously dey do one style the thing go come dey monotonous, you gats to practise other style so the thing so dey constant and interesting.

simplyOJ: The great GrandPa that is suppose to advise the young woman about illicit sex is here boasting he can take her on. Shebi he don relocate.

Wetin you dey talk? Make the man no shine. There is nothing wrong with what he did except if he still has a wife. Too bed the old-man just went like that. Chai, Spiritual Konji na bastard. Im don get free ticket to hell..

topsy1971: A beg who get the babe contact. I wan try am and see whether I go die

You no sabi ashawo quarters for your area?

This is Nice, I'm hoping more countries will make strict laws against gay activities, but why are lesbians not included? It that another form of immunity clause or does it mean what they're doing is right?

I pity the guys who will fall for this cheap scam. Op is a guy.

I'm in..!!! Check my signature: I'm a player of Kpekus united.

Operation fucck all dem pussi...

How Often Do You Shave The Hairs On Your Blokus/Kpekus.

The hairs growing on the private could be bumpy and annoying at times, some people don't like shaving it off while others shave on weekly basics, or as the case may be.

When a lady shaves-off that area guys would term her 'an ashawo' because you can hardly find grasses growing on a busy road. Well, I like it when a lady shaves because it makes penetration smooth and easy but I personally do not like shaving mine cause it gives me that touch of masculinity.

The thing is, I've not shaved for over seven-years and the hairs on my blokus are beginning to look like that of a forest with wild animals, I'm contemplating on shaving very soon but I learned that shaving the pubic completely with a razor-blade or a shaving-stick could result to rashes and only God knows how much I hate those rashes especially when I just finished having an hair-cut.

That prompted me to ask this question: How often do you shave your pubic, and what's the best way of doing so?

Andyblaze:

His case might not be an easy one to win. I think he should just open a new account and let the other serve its course. Tell him to accept my condolences.

That was exactly what I told him. Nairaland is boring without Mr.olodo.