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Romance / Re: Wow! Happy Birthday To Me by skyscraperTM(m): 6:10pm On Jan 01, 2014
Happy Birthday Angel!!
Poems For Review / Re: Poems From The Heart by skyscraperTM(m): 6:45am On Jan 01, 2014
Lucentbeauty: Clemzy
Hope it makes the mark.

The others still in process.

Thanks for the ideas.
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Drumming fills the air
Dance steps I can hear
The beads around my waist delights me
It would soon be my turn
After all the hardwork
I had put into learning this dance
I deserve all the applause I get
The king smiled at me
The smile was only for me
My heart soar
Why wouldnt it? Am to be his bride
All was ready till the elders coughed and asked
Has she been circumcised?


My smile turned sour
Everyone knew my people does not circumcise their children
Why had they bought it up?
I was told the only way I could get married was to be circumcised.


Tears filled my eyes
Was fate to repeat itself
My elder sister had gotten married
Without being circumcised
During child birth she found it
difficult to give birth
It was said it was because
She wasn't circumcised
That she lost her baby


Because of Fear and Love
She went ahead to do it
All pleas and warning
She threw away


It was successful
They said,she was now a woman
I wasn't allowed to see her
And when I did
It was to watch as they buried her


She did it late
If she had done it earlier
This would never had happened
The old women said and agreed
Refusing to admit to themselves
The truth which stares them in the face


What would you do if you were in my shoes?
A proposal from a King;
A man who loves me

Who knows, when am Queen
I might change the way things are
But am I willingly to take the risk?

Life and Death all in the flash of a blade
Perfect! What more can I say? You're just good.

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Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by skyscraperTM(m): 6:37am On Jan 01, 2014
Happy New Year guys!!
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by skyscraperTM(m): 6:00am On Jan 01, 2014
jahbiz: Can they do without make up? I doubt, may u should go to far Taraba to get a wife.
You guys are mis-quoting me. I didn't say I hate ladies with make-up, I said I hate it when it's being done in my presence. Read my comment all over again.
Nairaland / General / Re: Welcome To 2014 by skyscraperTM(m): 5:47am On Jan 01, 2014
Happy New Year Fellas!! May God Bless Us Throughout This Year.
Health / Re: How Often Do You Shave Your Pubic Hair? by skyscraperTM(m): 5:45am On Jan 01, 2014
Yaba left ko, Yaba right ni.
Health / Re: How Often Do You Shave Your Pubic Hair? by skyscraperTM(m): 11:53pm On Dec 31, 2013
Lolz ^
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 11:50pm On Dec 31, 2013
ASUU strike:
you said something about guys not changing profile pictures, is for Facebook or twitter or bbm because I have seen guys change theirs.on regular bases
Well, guys change their profile pictures regularly too, but you can't take it away from girls. Talking from experience.

About using a phone/tablet as bible, I'd say we just let it slide because one can't really judge expect God. But if you ask me, I don't buy the idea.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 11:43pm On Dec 31, 2013
samsard: well, if you keep porn on your Tab, I think one of your purpose of going to church is defeated...
Exactly, my point.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 11:41pm On Dec 31, 2013
Another one is:

- Flashing: Honestly, I don't know how this point escaped me earlier, It should've been the number 1 on my list. Flashing could be so annoying especially when it comes from someone who you least expected it. Imagine, a friend only remembers to 'flash' you eventhough he had not heard from you for a very long time, or, when you send a recharge-card pin to your girlfriend and she'll still give you a 'flash' to let you know that she had seen the message. Some people are born professional-flashers, these set of people won't even allow the call to beep before they hung-up, how they do it is something I don't know. I'm not trying to generalize here but most girls are potentials 'flashers' atleast, the ones I know, so, it doesn't bother me. It only becomes an issue when a guy 'flashes' me cause I won't call back, except I'm in a pretty good mood at that moment.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 7:56pm On Dec 31, 2013
ITbomb:
It has happened to me once, another call cut in to the one I was making and the phone started ringing. Even on radio call in programs, a call do cut the current call
Maybe it's your phone settings. I think it's called 'call waiting.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 5:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
The rock5555: Viewing this topic-Skyscraper(m), seun(m)


E be like say this thread go soon make FP ooo grin
So, Oga Seun is viewing this thread and the topic is not on frontpage. Mods, what are you guys waiting for? grin
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 5:20pm On Dec 31, 2013
The rock5555:

So u dey go children party. Lolz. If u invite me to party and its not 18+ forget am.
Lolz.. The kid's father is a family friend. I just had to be there.
Health / Re: How Often Do You Shave Your Pubic Hair? by skyscraperTM(m): 4:53pm On Dec 31, 2013
destino24:

Andyblaze inc.
Na dem dey in charge of this kind biz
I hope im go pay beta money because human-hair dey expensive these days. grin
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 4:48pm On Dec 31, 2013
aieromon:

This is pretty annoying. You always see battle of the tablets whenever its time to take pictures. angry angry
I can relate to this. I went to a kid's birthday party and a man was there using his tablet to video the event thereby blocking people sitted at the back. They were about three people with television tablet that day but since there was nothing I could do, I had to succumbed to fate by watching the children dancing from their tab. I believe people who do so know that it's annoying but they don't give a hoot, so long people know they uses a tab, which to me, is an abysmal.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 4:34pm On Dec 31, 2013
iykofias: Using a tab as bible aint wrong, pastor chris does it
The fact that a pastor does it doesn't make it right, I know alot of his fellowers would emulate him as a spiritual leader but most people tend to abuse whatever they do. Remember, reading the bible is not the only thing one can do with a tablet.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
The rock5555:

Lolz u don craze finish. Ehen is sombody forgetting the fact that pple go dey press fone when u dey talk to them, its annoying or some pple chatting on social networks inside church, how wish God dey comot pple service bar inside church, things for better
You just nailed it bro. The aforemention are indeed annoying.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 4:25pm On Dec 31, 2013
DonHummer:
The one i witnessed was not even in a public place, the girl was even my cousin, she was making a call, didnt even know she was faking it till the phone started ringing while she was talking, kai shame catch me for her dat day eh! Still dnt undastand why she needed to do dat
Maybe her conversation with you was boring, she needed to leave but didn't know how to say it without sounding rude so she had to fake a call. #JustSAYING
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 3:51pm On Dec 31, 2013
ITbomb: @OP did you say you call continuously ?
I hate those kind of people .
Some people may be too busy or in an inappropriate place or just not in the mood to answer calls .
For me , I call the first time you don't pick ; I assume you were far from the phone , and you might look at it as some flash so I call back.
I call the second time and you don't pick ; I assume your position is not good and probably be thinking of finding a good place to call/flash back, so I give you some time.
I call the third time after a while and you don't pick ; I assume you are not with the phone or not just in a mood so FINALLY , I send you a text and move on .
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Don't assume everybody is a phone - clutching, anxiously-expecting-call person .
Phone was made for man not man for phone .
No one is under obligation to answer your every call , send text instead if it is so urgent.
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I hate to come to my phone and see 8 missed calls all from the same person.
Same here. I don't usually call someone more than three times in a row. What I meant was, haven to call someone continuously (once in a while) and they keep giving the same old excuse that they were not with their phone. The person may be lying or not, but either ways, it's annoying.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 3:34pm On Dec 31, 2013
Chimaritoponcho: Happen or it didnt pictures
Na picture of wetin you wan see?
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 1:52pm On Dec 31, 2013
The rock5555: Another one na to dey carry their big television fones to go video or snap for occasions like burial and weddings. Like say the pple wey call camera man no get sense.

Last Bullet-See wetin sexuality section don turn my able skyscraper to. * runs to bring my Techno android* your demon must comot todaygrin
hehe.. I'm honoured bruv. My craze don reduce sef, you fit check my profile to read more baddest topics.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by skyscraperTM(m): 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by skyscraperTM(m): 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2013
Donalð Genes:
Oga vaseline! While you keep toying with our hapless and unsuspecting ladies, I am also busy pursuing your babe- an eye for an eye
I'll be happy if you do so cause it'll create an avenue for me to fucck more pussi, pussi, pussi. gringrin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by skyscraperTM(m): 1:01pm On Dec 31, 2013
Mzsolex: no such thing as skeptic christian slowpoke, u're either for or against!
Check this link: https://www.nairaland.com/1573243/deist#20544665
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 12:54pm On Dec 31, 2013
brightnelly:
Am a bit confused here. Please brother, what is blue film?
Pörn videos.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 12:54pm On Dec 31, 2013
Another one is:

- Lying with the phone: These days, the phone is the best and fastest way to tell a lie, some people would say 'i'll soon be there' whereas, they not even close. Or, I'm in the Uk when they're in the village. It's so annoying and pathetic.
Phones / Re: Annoying Things People Do With Their Phones by skyscraperTM(m): 12:16pm On Dec 31, 2013
samsard: I don't know your problem with people using tablets or smartphones as bible (I mean so long as calls don't come in while in church) there are obvious advantages to it. But, I must say that using a smart tab/phone in some churches may either not be allowed or may distract some people (ju-guys wey neva catch up).
You mean the same phone/tablet that has blue film on it?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by skyscraperTM(m): 12:14pm On Dec 31, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

SMH. In fact e dey funny to dey recall how I be Christian wey dey reason things wey no make sense for d religion. Add the fact say the playboys here go dey claim Christian.
I am a skeptic christian.
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by skyscraperTM(m): 12:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
chistar01: awwww smileythanks bro. The sky is just your starting point grin (even though I must confess that I haven't checked out your story in a while sad 11? Lol shocked.. I appreciate.

Hope u won't miss CELL 6 - Origin oh grin, cause we go fight if I don't see clemzy in the comment box after each update angry
Of course I won't miss it. Just post the link here when you've started.

By the way, My story has already ended.
Family / Re: Michelle Obama Wants A Divorce! by skyscraperTM(m): 11:52am On Dec 31, 2013
Obama deserve the divorce. He really humiliated the poor lady.

In other news, Mods, frontpage material. https://www.nairaland.com/1575088/annoying-things-people-phones#1575088.1

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