All these stupid bloggers...It's Eba, not garri...

Anyways, Nobody cares!!

Sarah a: You guys should not corrupt my mind abeg, am. Just coming from a programe.

Are you a virgin

Carolinee: hmmmm

You look so beautiful, I feel like holding you tight and crying with you under the rain.

And I'm sure most of those result are full of f9. Stupid christians!!

So the man's first son is older than the lady, if na me be the guy I go too yansh Ada no be small.

You are welcomed!!

Pelummy: not a new joke

I just read it and it's very funny.

=«AKPORS CHATTING ON FACEBOOK»=

Sonia: Hey!
Akpors: Who's Hey?! don't ever call me
hey again!

Sonia: Sorry! My Love, how are you doing?

Akpors: I'm Fine! And You?

Sonia: I'm fine, but I need something
from you.

Akpors: What

Sonia: Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k?

Akpors: 15k for what?

Sonia: 5k for my Cloth, 7k for my Hair and 3k for my Shoe.

Akpors: Sure my love. K, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k. Count it, it's complete and take extra 2k. k, k. That's for your perfume, I didn't like the way your Body smells Last Night.

source: facebook

^^ Chief Security Officer?

This is beautiful!

[quote author=beckyomas][/quote]No, ma'am.

^^^ yeeeee!! This your story gave me multiple hard-on's.

Now I feel like phucking somebody..

*searches for my shadow, where is this girl sef!!*

cbrass: I don't know what some people have with afternoon and sex...could it be the heat that warms every body and the next thing that comes to the sexually minded is intimacy?
well I didn't quite understand this not until my eyes beheld a clever smoothing session that definitely would have catastrophed to a banging session.

It was so sunny on a week day like that in school, I was just returning from a long and boring lecture..I think the course was PHY 407 or so( pls don't ask me the course content cos I can't even remember the course title sef). I decided to go to my friends hostel since I didn't see him class that day- wells its not that I really care like that but who knows I could be lucky to meet some Jollof-rice in the pot...oops sorry I meant concortion.

So I walked as fast as my leg could carry me, menh the sun was bitting so hard that I began to wonder if its our numerous sin in my school that caused it, but I kept on walkin...walking...and VIOLA!!! Am at my friends house...what a relief....then something happened!

I don't knock when am going to my friends hostel..infact I have a spare key..but I sensed unfamiliar scent at the door so I decided to be social and knocked. Ko! Ko! Ko! Koooo!...no response..I tried again ko! Ko! Kooo!!...

What's wrong with this guy sef...he must have been sleeping like the JONAH in the holy bible..so I pushed the door and.....OMG!!!! ...oops...it was is elder brother on the bed...but he wasn't alone..there was another creature lying beside him...I just worked straight into the kitchen pretending to to see them.

On getting to the kitchen I carefully observed them from a small opening in the kitchen door.....Holy Moses!!!his fingers were some where in the lady's......hmmm.....emmm.....to be continued

O boy yeeeee!! Abeg come continue, I dey enjoy dis tori lik madt...

Nawa o!

Caro dey fire pass ferarri..

cbrass: Lol...guys somthing happened and I was the one playing the role of that girl that blocked your parole...shey u go hear the gist....

share am with us jor, no dulling oo

Hahahahahahaha... So, Upon all the weight wey our balls give us na to come carry padlock join. Oyinbo dey very stewpid

vizboy: nA REAL STORY oh

No be super story oo

Beyonce has indeed lost it, she's just trying so hard to remain relevant. Same way her husband and lady gaga had gone into extinction. Imagine, Kendrick Lamar, Miley Cyrus, Robin Thick etc.. Who just came into the spotlight are getting more popularity with good music while Beyonce is here displaying stupidity with anti-christ.

I don't think M.J is her biological father cause she looks asian. By the way, this Miley Cyrus 'tongue syndrome' don affect her too.

blink182: Nice write up and control of english but the plot is too fake.

Plot? This is not a noolywood script bro. It's a true-life experience.

vizboy: mine happened just on new year day here.

After all the preparation I put into that day just went to waste.

Ok here is my story

Told her to come over to my house so that we can spend some time together just the 2 of us.

She said ok.

So I started preparing for that day.

Bought a hen for the new year celebration with her and some drinks and the preparation was going smoothly.

Had to trek from my house into town just to get condom.

On getting home from where I went to buy condom she called me and told me she was at my place. I ushered her in with joy and smile on my face.

She settle down and we were discussing less than 30 mins to her arrival time she got a call from her sis asking her where she was,well she told her and before we could say Jack she was at my gate.

Just imagine. And she refused to leave without her sis.

I was angry within me but there was nothing I could do, the sis just spoilt the new year fun for both of us

lwkmd....chai, see big fucck up, dat girl sis shd be given an award for the best show-stopper. Konji na bastard!!

cbrass: Wooow....that's too bad..I had something similar then but mine was my hotel mates..they just bust into the hostel banging my door...anyway if it was me..I go dey smooth the babe poco a poco..so if she groans and her room mate looks in the direction..she will definitely take her leave...but if she insists....well....

hmmm...badt guy, I won't hesitate to try this method when next I'm having a cöck block

beckyomas: Eya! I for comment o but i no be guy. Abi make i talk the one i do to guys? Lol

oya talk am make we hear..

Chimaritoponcho: so skyscraper you still geh mind kari all dis your topics wey resemble you enter 2014?
I cut cap 4 u whooh

*two hands in the air* I greet you bros...

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