VeryWickedMan:
See how the chimpanzee's toto is cleaner than most romance section girls' own in that last pic

you need serious prayer young man I pity you

VeniJu:
This
t life, just like a fan rotates, can change at any given time.. What would have been a tragic heart break turned out to be a blessing in disguise. I'll be brief with this.

I met my Ex., a beautiful charming and wonderful young girl of 20 in the University. We dated for two years. During this period, I was supporting her in ways I can. (Normal lady's requests)
Later, things became a bit rough and tough. She started acting. I saw the signs from how she responds to my calls, no much visits as she used to, given excuses and all. I pleaded with her to be patient and believe in God for a better change. (Not the APC Change) but she openly told me "I no fit suffer"

I felt bad because like a flash, she seem to have forgotten the good days. And that was it. Two months later, I decided to give love a chance again. I met this beautiful and curvy lady of about 24. I shoot my shot and boom! Were off. Everything a man could ever want was in her. And she was like and Angel because after we started dating, things immediately turned around for the best. As fate would have it, she turned out to be a sister to the man my Ex. ended up with. We got married, and moved to Abuja. Life was sweet with her.. One day, she told me her brother and his wife would be visiting us and I said there's no problem.

Days later, on a weekend, we we're seeing a movie at home when her phone rang. It was her brother and the wife at the gate. She went to usher them in as the gate man instead they should call for confirmation. When they got in, the whole atmosphere changed... Like a dream, I was shocked to see that the wife was my Ex who didn't want to suffer. Apparently life hasn't been good to them and they needed help. I asked them to give us some time to see what we can do... (Honestly, I don't feel like helping) Though my wife is pleading on their behalf.

While I brought this up is to encourage men out there. Do not feel rejected because a woman left you. She might actually be an obstacle to your progress. It might be tough and painful. But see it as a blessing.

this motivates me in a time like this where I am having sleepless night because of a woman I think I need to focus on my life and I know the table will turn around again

[quote author=dionflex post=89126359]Okay.
I'm a 300l student in IMSU. I just need a girlfriend(with benefit) anywhere in Owerri.
We just have sex, no strings attached.
I'm not ready for feelings. No Love talk(we can talk about other things).
Just SEX and that's it.
Owerri Only.na sex be your problem bro .....konji make you they think like cow ...lol

[quote author=sarrki post=89116495]Nigerian financial power house, Access Bank, annunciated the closure of more than 300 of its branches nationwide in a bid cut down running costs as a result of the outbreak of the deadly virus, COVID-19.

This move comes in the wake of a statement made by the group managing director/CEO of Access Bank, Herbert Wigwe who explained the reasons behind a planned mass retrenchment of its workforce, stating that some of its branches will be closed up until December of this year.

Herald NG earlier reported that Wigwe made this disclosure via video conferencing in a town hall meeting with the bank’s staff that later leaked on social media platforms.

Wigwe noted that those to be affected by the mass retrenchment are mostly outsourced staff and workers offering nonessential services. This group makes for about 75% of the Organisation’s staff strength in its branches nationwide.


“We probably don’t need as much security as required; even to the fact that we are not gonna have all our branches open between now and December. We don’t need all the tellers.” Wigwe said in the video.

“The second has to do with our professional cost. Now that is one that is very tricky and it is tricky because I do understand and appreciate that its gonna, you know, bring its own pain to staff.

“We basically have to make the adjustments the same way you sounded when we spoke 10 days ago with respect to basically cutting down cost.

“I will be the first to take the hit and I’m gonna take the largest pay cut, which would be as much as 40 percent. The rest we would have to cascade right through the institution. Everybody may have to make some adjustments of some sort.”

Industry observers have the notion that Wigwe’s retrenchment strategy and closure of its branches affects the most vulnerable of his employees. They also believe the move will be counter-productive for many families; especially the poor if the financial records of the bank truly show it has the capacity to cushion the effect of the pandemic.

LIST OF BRANCHES TO BE SHUT DOWN

ACCESS BANK RET SHOP – OSISIOMA (001)

UMUAHIA BRANCH
15 AZIKWE ROAD
FAULKS ROAD BRANCH ABA
UMUDIKE BRANCH
ACCESS BANK, UMUAHIA, IKOT – EKPENE ROAD)
ABA, ASA ROAD
RET SHOP – UMUAHIA (039)
GIBBS STREET BRANCH
ACCESS BANK, IKOT EKPENE BRANCH
ABAK, IKOT – EKPENE ROAD
32 AKA ROAD BRANCH
UYO, BANK LAYOUT
ONITSHA BRANCH
NNEWI BRANCH
UP IWEKA and OGIDI BRANCHES
ONITSHA, SOKOTO ROAD.
ONITSHA, OGBARU ENAMEL WARE MARKET
NNEWI, OLD NKWO MARKET ROAD
ACCESS BANK, OBOSI, CITY BISCUIT ROAD
OKIJA, OLD OKIJA IHIALA OGUTA RD
BRIDGE HEAD BRANCH
AWKA, AZIKIWE STREET AND ACESS BANK, UNIZIK BRANCHES
RET SHOP-NIGER DELTA UNI. MINI(082)
GBOKO BRANCH
ZAKI IBIAM BRANCH
MAKURDI, NEW BRIDGE ROAD
RET SHOP – N/BANK MAKURDI (034)
GBOKO BRANCH
MAIDUGURI, BURGA ROAD
RET SHOP – UNIV. OF MAIDUGURI (020)
RET SHOP – SHEHU LAMINU WAY (020)
IKOM, OKIMI OSABOR STREET
CALABAR, NDIDEM USANG ISO ROAD
CALABAR, MAYNE AVENUE
ASABA, 163 NNEBISI ROAD
DECO ROAD BRANCH
UGHELLI, MARKET ROAD
RET SHOP – WARRI (005)
AGBOR BRANCH
ASABA, NNEBISI ROAD
OKPANAM ROAD BRANCH
WARRI OKUMAGBA AVENUE
ABAKALIKI, OGOJA ROAD
RET SHOP – EBONYI STATE UNIV (035)
EKENWA-BENIN BRANCH
USELU BRANCH
23 AIRPORT ROAD BRANCH
BENIN, SAPELE ROAD
BENIN, UGBOWO ROAD
BENIN, 123 BENIN-AGBOR ROAD
TEXTILE MILL ROAD BRANCH
OKADA BRANCH
IHAMA BRANCH
BENIN, MISSION ROAD
BENIN BRANCH
UNIBEN BRANCH
IJERO EKITI CASH CENTRE
AJILOSUN, ADO EKITI BRANCH
EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY BRANCH
ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY BRANCH
AGBANI ROAD BRANCH
ENUGU,GARDEN AVENUE
ENUGU, OKPARA AVENUE
ENUGU, 9TH MILE
ENUGU, NIKE LAKE ROAD
UNN NSUKKA BRANCH
UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA ENUGU BRANCH
OKPARA AVENUE BRANCH
WUSE 2 BRANCH
FEDERAL SECRETARIAT ABUJA BRANCH
UTAKO BRANCH
ABUJA NNPC TOWERS BRANCH
DURUMI BRANCH
DEI DEI ABUJA, BUILDING MATERIALS MARKET
NYANYA ABUJA, OPP. NYANYA SHOPPING COMPLEX
GWAGWALADA ABUJA, PARK LANE
WUSE 2 ABUJA, AMINU KANO CRESCENT
GWARINPA
ABUJA,LADOKE AKINTOLA BOLVD
LIFE CAMP ABUJA, JABI-KARMO ROAD
ADETOKUNBO ADEMOLA, ABUJA BRANCH
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY BRANCH
GARKI BRANCH
BANK OF INDUSTRY (BOI),ABUJA
GARKI AREA 11 BRANCH
NASDA BRANCH
DEI DEI BRANCH
FED MIN OF JUSTICE BRANCH
FEDERAL MORTGAGE BANK BRANCH
GARKI ABUJA, CENTRAL BUSINESS AREA
HERBERT MACAULAY, ABUJA BRANCH
RET SHOP -FED. SECRETARIAT ABJ(061)
ZONE 5 ABUJA, MICHAEL OKPARA STREET
RET SHOP- SAVANNAH SUITES, ABJ(013)
RET SHOP -AREA 1 COMPLEX ABUJA(077)
GOMBE, BIU RD.
BANK ROAD OWERRI BRANCH
NEKEDE BRANCH
OWERRI, ORLU ROAD
MBAISE, AHIARA JUNCTION MBAISE
RET SHOP – FUTO (017)
OWERRI, DOUGLAS ROAD
OKIGWE, WESLEY QUARTERS OKIGWE RD
RET SHOP – NAZE MARKET (090)
RET SHOP – IMO STATE SECTARIAT(090)
HADEJIA BRANCH
KADUNA BRANCH
A2 AHMADU BELLO WAY BRANCH
UNGWAN RIMI BRANCH
NNPC REFINERY KADUNA BRANCH
GUMI MAIN MARKET
JAJI, COMMAND AND STAFF COLLEGE
ALI AKILU ROAD BRANCH
ZARIA BRANCH
KACHIA ROAD KADUNA
KADUNA, ISA KAITA ROAD
RET SHOP – ZARIA (127)
ANCHAU BRANCH
KANO BRANCH
BELLO ROAD BRANCH KANO
KATIN KWARI BRANCH
BAYERO UNIVERSITY BRANCH
RET SHOP – DAWANUA, KANO (058)
BICHI BRANCH
AMINU KANO TEACHING HOSPITAL BRANCH
KANO, FRANCE ROAD, SABON GARI
RET SHOP – BAYERO UNI. KANO (007)
KATSINA, NAGODO ROAD
KATSINA BRANCH
KAFUR BRANCH
DANJA BRANCH
BIRNIN KEBBI, SANI ABACHA ROAD
OBAJANA CASH CENTRE
LOKOJA, MURTALA MUHAMMED WAY
FOLAWIYO STREET BRANCH
ILORIN, IBRAHIM TAIWO ROAD
KWARA STATE POLYTECHNIC
IBEJU LEKKI
VICTORIA ISLAND BRANCH
IDEJO BRANCH
IKOTA BRANCH
LEKKI CHEVRON BRANCH
AJOSE ADEOGUN BRANCH
IKOYI, AWOLOWO ROAD
AJAH, LEKKI – EPE EXPRESSWAY
AJAH, ADDO ROAD
LEKKI PHASE I, ADMIRALTY WAY
RET SHOP – IKOTA, VGC LAGOS (095)
LAGOS ISLAND, KING GEORGE V BRANCH
BROAD STREET 2 BRANCH
BBA LAGOS, ATIKU ABUBAKAR PLAZA
TRADE FAIR COMPLEX, ASPAMDA, HALL 2
ALABA, DENSINE PLAZA OLOJO DRIVE
ALABA INTERNATIONAL, DOBBILL PLAZA AVENUE
MAZA MAZA BRANCH
ALABA INTERNATIONAL, OLD GARAGE
OLD OJO BRANCH
LIGALI AYORINDE
ADEYEMO ALAKIJA BRANCH
ADEOLA ODEKU BRANCH
ADEOLA HOPEWELL BRANCH
AWOLOWO ROAD 2 BRANCH
SAKA TINUBU BRANCH
RET SHOP – PALMS MALL, LAGOS (026)
BURMA ROAD APAPA BRANCH
BROAD STREET BRANCH
CREEK ROAD APAPA BRANCH
TINCAN ISLAND BRANCH
APONGBON BRANCH
IBAFON BRANCH
POINT ROAD BRANCH
MARINA BOI BRANCH
48 MARINA BRANCH
LAGOS ISLAND, MARINA
LAGOS ISLAND, BALOGUN STREET
APAPA, LIVERPOOL ROAD
APAPA, BURMA ROAD
TRADE FAIR BRANCH
ASPAMDA BRANCH
FESTAC 2 BRANCH
AGUDOSI BRANCH
MAZA MAZA, OLD OJO ROAD
RET SHOP – SATELLITE TOWN (028)
OLD ALABA MOTOR PARK
OJUELEGBA BRANCH
GBAGADA, GBAGADA EXPRESSWAY
IDI-ARABA BRANCH
LAWANSON/ITIRE RD BRANCH
RET SHOP – ALUMINUM VILLAGE (011)
RET SHOP – IYANA IPAJA (110)
TOYIN STREET BRANCH
IKEJA, 60 OPEBI ROAD
MARYLAND,MOBOLAJI BANK ANTHONY WAY
RET SHOP – ISHERI, BERGER)
IDDO BRANCH
KOSOKO STREET BRCH
NNAMDI AZIKWE STREET IDUMOTA BRANCH
OYINGBO BRANCH
LAGOS ISLAND, OKE ARIN
YABA, HERBERT MACAULAY ROAD BRANCH
SURULERE, ENITAN STREET AGUDA
RET SHOP – JANKARA , LAGOS ISD(002)
RET SHOP – OGUNLANA DRIVE (051)
RET SHOP – BARIGA AKOKA (087)
LASU CAMPUS BRANCH
AMUWO ODOFIN BRANCH
SEME BORDER, BADAGRY EXPRESS WAY
FESTAC TOWN, SECOND AVENUE
COKER, LAGOS/BADAGRY EXPRESSWAY
TRADE FAIR COMPLEX, ASPAMDA OFFICE BLOCK 2
BBA LAGOS, BANK PLAZA
PALM AVENUE BRANCH
ILUPEJU BRANCH
MATORI BRANCH
IKORODU 2 BRANCH
TEJUOSHO BRANCH
ILUPEJU 2 BRANCH
GBAGADA BRANCH
OJOTA BRANCH
ODOGUNYAN BRANCH
OSHODI BRANCH
MATORI, LADIPO STREET
OJUELEGBA, SHIFAWU STREET
OSHODI, OSHODI-APAPA EXPRESSWAY
RET SHOP – TEJUOSHO MKT, LAG (050)
RET SHOP – KETU (088)
RET SHOP – DALEKO (099)
RET SHOP – OJUWOYE MARKET (099)
OSOLO WAY BRANCH
NAHCO BRANCH
EGBEDA BRANCH
EJIGBO BRANCH
IJU BRANCH
DOPEMU BRANCH
IYANA IPAJA, LAGOS ABEOKUTA EXPRESS WAY
ISOLO, MUSHIN ROAD
IDIMU, IDIMU ROAD IKOTUN
OKOTA, 56 AGO PALACE WAY
AKOWONJO, SHASHA ROAD
MAFOLUKU, INTL AIRPORT ROAD
RET SHOP – OKOTA, ISOLO LAGOS (004)
ADENIYI JONES IKEJA BRANCH
OJODU BERGER BRANCH
OPEBI BRANCH
IKEJA, AWOLOWO WAY
OREGUN BRANCH
IKEJA, LADIPO OLUWOLE STREET
OGBA, IJAIYE ROAD
ALAUSA BRANCH
OREGUN, ZIATECH ROAD OREGUN
IKEJA GRA, JOEL OGUNNAIKE STREET
MAGODO, CMD ROAD IKOSI
RET SHOP – IFAKO AGEGE (080)
RET SHOP – IFAKO GBAGADA (087)
IDUMOTA BRANCH
OGUNLANA DRIVE BRANCH
67 ST FINBARRS RD-BARIGA
IJESHATEDO BRANCH
UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS BRANCH
SABO YABA BRANCH
ADENIJI ADELE BRANCH
EBUTE METTA BRANCH
EBUTE METTA, MARKET STREET OYINGBO
APONGBON, ISSA WILLIAMS/OFFIN RD
RET SHOP – IDDO, EBUTE METTA)
ARTICLE MARKET BRANCH
RET SHOP-NASS. STATE UNI.KEFFI(073)
LAFIA, DOMA ROAD
KEFFI, ABUBAKAR BURGA STREET
MINNA, PAIKO ROAD
SULEJA DEPOT CASH CENTRE
MINNA 2 BRANCH
SULEJA, IBB MARKET
OOU BRANCH
ABEOKUTA, UACN COMPLEX IBARA
SAGAMU, AKARIGBO STREET
IJEBU ODE, 35 IBADAN ROAD
COVENANT BRANCH
RCCG CAMP BRANCH
OKE ILEWO BRANCH
ILARO BRANCH
OTTA, OTTA INDUSTRIAL LAYOUT
OWODE YEWA MARKET BRANCH
IDI IROKO BORDER BRANCH
OTTA, IDIROKO ROAD
RET SHOP – BABCOCK UNIVERSITY (137)
AKURE BRANCH
ADEKUNLE AJASIN UNIVERSITY CAMPUS BRANCH
AKURE, OYEMEKUN STREET
ONDO, YABA ROAD
ADEYEMI COLLEGE OF EDUCATION
IREE BRANCH
ILESHA, ITA BALOGUN STREET
ILE IFE BRANCH
IPETU IJESHA BRANCH
OAU ILE IFE BRANCH
REDEEMER UNIVERSITY EDE BRANCH
SAKI BRANCH
APOMU BRANCH
LAUTECH BRANCH
BODIJA BRANCH 2
IWO ROAD 2 BRANCH
UCH IBADAN BRANCH
IBADAN, OKE – ADO
IBADAN, AGODI UCH SECOND GATE
OYO BRANCH
OJOO BRANCH
OGBOMOSO BRANCH
OGBOMOSHO, ILORIN ROAD
BODIJA BRANCH 1
NEW COURT ROAD BRANCH
EKOTEDO BRANCH IBADAN
JOS BRANCH
JOS, COMMERCIAL AREA
JOS, CLUB ROAD
RET SHOP – KATAKO (015)
BUKURU BRANCH
RET SHOP – UNIVERSITY OF JOS (055)
IKOKWU BRANCH
RET SHOP – OLD ABA ROAD, PH (086)
BONNY CASH CENTRE
ELEME BRANCH
EASTERN BULKCEMENT BRANCH
PH, TRANS AMADI
PH, FOT ONNE
OBIGBO PH, LOCATION ROAD
RET SHOP – ODUA ROAD, PHC (003)
BORI BRANCH
UNIPORT BRANCH
RSUST BRANCH
PH, 50 IKWERRE ROAD
PLOT105 OLU OBASANJO PH BRANCH
GARRISON BRANCH
GADA MARKET BRANCH
USMAN DANFODIO UNIVERSITY BRANCH
SOKOTO, MAIDUGURI ROAD
GUSAU, CANTEEN ROAD

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.herald.ng/access-bank-shuts-down-346-branches-nationwide-to-cut-down-cost-due-to-coronavirus/amp/ shutting down the whole branch in asaba wat does this mean ??

Semperty:
shut up there ozuor.
No be you dey yarn say you wan wipe your ex? Hypocrite

you need deliverance

And that's they know how to spy in the exam very well ..its proven that women have similar neck to a giraffe...lolz

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

so you came all the way from your house to this place to ask about premarital sex..ohh this young generation

Lordsonn:
Greetings to you all. I want to go straight to the point. I opened this account because of my marital problems.

From the day I met my wife, she was after marriage. In less than two weeks of meeting her, she started pressurizing me to meet her family members which I succumbed to.

These are what she told me at the beginning of the relationship:

1) She had HND from Kaduna Polytechnics
2) She has Diploma in Computer Science
3) She is a professional cake baker
4) She was three months pregnant
5) That she was 27 years

My discoveries after marriage:

1) She doesn’t have any HND, infact no good WAEC result
2) She cannot even connect laptop to printer and print. She don’t know much about computer at all.
3) She doesn’t know how to bake cake. I discovered that the cake I asked her to bake for me, she gave the contract to her friend.
4) She was never pregnant. She had fibroid and that made her tummy big
5) She was 33 years.

NOTE: the reasons why I believed all she told me at the beginning was because she was a prophetess in her church. She speaks in tongues and prophesy many times and most of the prophecies came to pass.

I was even surprised that in less than two weeks of our relationship, she made move for sex and we started having sex. I did not even think of pre-marital sex because I thought she was a holy woman.

The problems after marriage: several people began to beg me to forgive her and continue with the marriage. I find it difficult but she was still living in my house. I was just being forced my her family and her family members persuaded some of my family members to beg me too. I tried to love her but hatred for her was just building in my heart.

The fibroid surgery was successfully done and she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. I thought the coming of the child may make me to forgive her but I could not recover from her betrayal. I even hate her more.

She wrote WAEC last session and got nine credits but the memory of her betrayal is giving me a lot of psychological trauma. I love an educated woman and cannot see myself glued to an illiterate woman in the name of marriage.

Major problems that made me sent her out:

1) She refused to go to my church. She always want to go to her church and even want me to join her there which I refused.
2) She doesn’t like education at all. She hate going to school and will never carry book to read.
3) Anytime I have disagreement with her, she will call her elder brother. And they will come and talk to me, sometimes in a very condescending manner
4) She is not submissive, very arrogant and talks with anger, authoritatively.
5) She is a societal woman, she loves joining several associations of women and be going to meetings every sunday which I don't like.
6) She value clothes more than human being. She can use any money from the family purse to buy Hollandis, lase, George etc just to dress to her church for show off. I am introvert but she is extremely extrovert.

I sent her out of my house three weeks ago. She is trying to come back in the disguise that she doesn’t want her child to be only one, that it will make the child suffer in the future but I told her I cannot allow her to my house again. I love my little child and I cannot live with such a woman who is full of lies and pretense. I just have hatred for such kind of people.

What do you think I should do?

what's the difference between 27 and 33 óga abeg marry your marry ooo

iLegendd:
I exercise for 2 — 5 mins every night before I sleep. This is after my mandatory squatting exercise in the bathroom.

When you have a routine, you achieve more than those without one.

The first 3 things all smart people do before they sleep and when they wake.

1. Short prayer or short meditation (5 to 10 min max)
2. Short exercise (2 to 10 min max)
3. Quick cold shower after brushing your mouth (2 to 10 min max)

Bonus: Drink water.

If you can do this for 1 year, there is nothing you can't achieve in life.

will put that to text

Naijapeeps:
Do you know how to bath? Well a kind Nigerian lady has released a video of herself bathing o... She intend to teach you how to bath with this video.

Click below to see video

https://naijapeeps.com.ng/this-is-how-to-bath-lady-shows-herself-bathing/

see how girls dey disgrace themselves every day on social media ..I pity Una ooo

myles16:




Oga no waste your time, they bleeped well...... there's this girl too that we are into something and she's always swearing about her being faithful to me, tho never believed her till i hacked her fb account, what i saw mehn!!! not even Number 5 on her list and she still message me pretending with her yada yada love. Just playing along too

oga Myles we need to yarn make i use your partern take tackle some of my issues too

husbandsnatcha:
Id.iots... see jamb question
Keep ur Dickson in ur panties u won't ,anywhere u see a tear you slug ur small dickson in , if u are my junior brother I would av actually tied u on a fan n give u better 40strokes of kobokobo on ur dickson ... nonsense!
Children won't keep safe,
modified: WTF he is still having Sex in this quarantine period while am hiding in my hole masturbating with no man

you get mind to talk about masturbation ooo you want to open another topic here

Kelyvn:
can't drop WhatsApp link on nairaland

add the number +2348117640931

You no go blame am anything you do within rush hour will always come with mistakes and regret and ....your very very bold to say you mastubate

Drop the WhatsApp link bto

Let her come out and stop scamming people

Here's my online advice laugh out loud lol

That I still want to wipe my ex galfrnd

Use hand sanitizer

Have heard and seen so much about this company kudos you guys are doing a great job

How is it possible please explain

Very much interested onyekakelvin.ok@gmail.com