₦airaland Forum

Luckylife:
sorry Bro I can boldly disappoint you on that question because am neither the abductor (Yusuf) nor boko haram and co. that specialise on using religion to format brains! brains!! Brains!!!

Isorite.

singin in flavour tone**give me one bottle iyee one bottle of achohol iyee make i quench my sorrow**

Kaylexzy:
I swear, I go je dey talk like person wey dem nack juju...


E get 1 time, I talk sotey, I no know wen I start telling folks d peeps and like and d 1s I don't... And dey were there looking at me

Same here, dats how my gf knew i visited an olosho at a brothel

Josephamstrong1:
He only visited.

I would advise him to sit his mother down and try to make her see reason's why he should marry her, afterall it's his happiness we ar talking about and his mother should be concerned about that.

Since he is an adult, he should know what obeying parent instruction's mean, but also the mother as an older adult should know what it mean's by provoking her offspring.

Peace

Kaylexzy:
I start saying d truth.... I become so truthful dat I say things d way I see em, not minding who I'm talking to...


In fact, if u wana get d bitter truth and deepest secret outta me, jex get me drunk or wait till I'm enjoying a sweet sleep after a stressful day, I swear I can confess my sins

Bro u know d drill, me too i talk anyhow

gives my fone and wallet 2 my freind make i for no loosegaurd am.
Oya talk do start oo
Trust me ogogoro is good 4 d brain

Luckylife:
don't you know that 8 months is enough to format her brain , imagine she was born a Christian for 13yrs but within 8 months she turned Muslim , deny her family, increase her age . Etc hope ese recover from that reconfigured brain soon . Sorry to say this is how boko haram format the brain of suicide bombers.

pls sir am juz curious 2 know,

How is the formating process done?
Is it by blokos method som1 mentioned up dia?

Just curious 2 know

色恶恶意 ;D色恶恶意

ogogoro and sapele weed at work

Josephamstrong1:
Sorry this is coming now, buh had to release it as e dey hot.
It's my neighbor though. This argument started 7pm till 11pm with my guy and his mum and was just left alone on his thought.
What's up Mike? Haven't seen you this rage.
Here is his story.
I told my Mum that my fiancee' will be visiting. She was like that Catholic girl? I told you I am not in support of these four churches( mentioned).
I (Mike) got provoked? I asked why make such statement as a Christian in Pentecostal church. She said because I am your mother and i carried you nine months so you still a kid when it comes to marriage.
Now I asked, I have dated this lady for three years, invested on each other, we're compatible, engaged and her parents loves me so much...do you mean I should end it up with her at the cost of my happiness because of your opinion?
Surprisingly she said yes! You shud have informed me before dating her. And if you insist marrying her...then count me out from anything concerning you and your intended family (hitting her chest and stamping her foot).
I guess I should avoid my mum and mind my life.
Please Nairalanders, my friend is loosing it with her parents.
What's your take on this issue?
Mature minds please.

Cc: lalasticlala, please save a friend.

Does d guy still live with his parent's?

dollar aint comin down, economy keeps goin down..heck who got time 4 cheating
Js kiddin
#team one man one wife/one guy one babe

kikikikiki' tell ur guy to go lick craze woman pvssy

the sweetness derived in[b]a reconciling babe[/b]so sweet
first cut is d deepest sha but she regret's
Nof said and
mr S.R To err is human ,to forgive is devine
Stay blessed yall

halfricanadian:
looooooool mind u the love i gave was reloaded severally on a 100% scale bt it was torn to pieces im selfish with my love u call me a demon

Dont just dare call me a demon

call me queen of demons

*suprise to see her stand up indeed she is the queen demon*

So u wont still run away

Op watch d way i cast and bind her oo

*reach 4 my holy water*

* opps its finished i wasted it on her earlier..*

*reach out 4 my holy cane and flogs her 35 strokes*

*chail see d way she dey cry like monkey she say na play she dey oo*

Get out of here now queen of demons

I gat Jesus baby

andreernest28:
Ladies forgive me i have to say dis,if can you tolorate everything a goat does in life,you deffinately tolorate staying with any woman in life.

bro u juz Nailed it,
Alla dem ar goat's ooo

*runnin to jesus befor halfrocanandian spits fire in ma direction*

Hehehehe

halfricanadian:
If wat u saying is true

Then i'm a proud demon my happiness first now

Team selfish love all d way

OP one wicked demon spotted, i hope u learnt a lesson 2day cos i just brought out d demon in her, and she is proud cos dats how they are they ar selfish,fustrate,heartless and wicked.

Now to you o thou proud wicked demon i say fire on ur body *sprinkles holy water on her*
*look at the way she's rollin on d ground like fowl wey dey stretch *

Team life goes on after ur selfish love(gud riddance)

Team we gonna meet better love than ur selfish love.

Team Jesus save me from karachika like u

halfricanadian:
Wicked to guys is a woman that dey bliv wont accept them wen dey wrong

If a guy hurts u so deeply nd u walk away dey take u as wicked dat after all apologies

Demonic is tuant him fustrate him make he pay for his deeds make his life miserable biko waste of time wen one day sumone will die nd face real demons in hell why shd i now bcome a mini demon earth i reject

My testimony ma lo church

why would u still walk away after all d plea and appologies? Isn't it becos u wont Forgive?

..and so u walk away and leave us in pain and remorse isn't that Torment?

When we call u wicked isn't it cos u frustrated our live's

Demon's does all 3..Frustrate,Torment, wont Forgive.

Oya she-Demon what other excuse do u need to justify ur wicked act?

Am all ears.

halfricanadian:
Not every woman is deadly

Like me now im wicked bt not demonic

Im d type dat wud go bck to her parents house if ur wahala wants to kill me thats my worst

What is the difference between wicked and demonic o ye wicked one..hmmm?

Oya enlighten me bikonu.

Op learn oo

beauty they say is nothing if the brain's is not there

Op she aint gat demon?..maybe or maybe not

Oplet me teach u how to bring out the demon in every woman,

all the ladies reading dis topic right now are demonic.

Op watch their bashin and then u will know a demon possesed woman.*grins*

**running away for my life before their bashing demons come's outta them to make war with my statement**

op u messed up big time preety bad .
Now to d important solution is [b]communication on commitment issues[/b]must be effective.

Talk to ur wife, promise her, i know its hard but u have to be the man and take the bull by the horn..

U 4k up sha

O and one more thing
*grin*

serious issue.

no accept now kontinu to form konji go kill u 4 dia.

Apina:
I have heard the song and I have it on my fone even

Funny wildflame aint got it.. I suggest he download it to his pc now. gud song abi what do u say apina

i hate fake pipo 2
4kin cheatin 2time b*tches everywere

AfroKnight:
You can't satisfy women. And the mumu boyfriend will be forming Mr Forgiveness instead make him allow her to go and meet her Jason jejely. 20 crates of gulder for the brother who exposed the two-face lying cheating girl.

Anyone who asks the guy to mind his business is obviously a cheating goat just like the girl.

Chai bros but d tin vex u well well oo
I sorry 4 d goat dem oo

he did the right thing, this i concur

davidsgal:
Yeah... Dats ryt... Wen he wants to scold me he does it very well with a serious look... Lol.. Afraid go catch me.. Buh wen he z peting... Oh oh

*laughs* all the more reason u should respect and never take him 4 granted sista.

first of all , nice novel,..oya straigth to mattaz at hand, Will u still marry an unfaithfull partner?

mulattoclaro:
isn't he a good coach? Who do you want to employ? Mourinho?

Not anymore 4get about his records i dont like mourinho either...
What about a pochettino or sampaoli or even mark hughes.

no foreing coach oo

On second taught why cant they go for a south american like sampaoli,simeone or pllegrini or a spanish/portugese coach like avb or rudi garcia or louis henrique or a italian like allegri,capello,or mancini ?

They keep lookin 4 average coaches. If they want the best in nigerian players, then south america,spain,italy should be the exact scouting spot
And not the average bettyvogst or legarbecks or any other arverage coach...if u cant afford such then they should stick with the home base.

4kin nff

mulattoclaro:
Better. I hate nigerian coaches. They know nothing. My candidates for the job are Jurgen Klinsmann, Guus Hiddink or Louis Vak Gaal.

LVG?
U ar joking right?