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vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

My brother dat amala and ewedu na loss of memory and mumu key..
So no just bother yaursef

frakdon:
hmmm! Its not just about the toto, the woman as a whole being, though the weaker vessel, but powerfully made..

true talk sha

But PuNNa still contribute

INTROVERT:
All these stingy boys.....

all them stingy punnani girls

reminds me back down to 2005

Whenever me an my crew toast or hyped any gal of our choice and she make shakara, we just tell her to her face how ugly and goatlike she be

Them dey shame well well


But now we don know every

any time them tok sex all d babe go just de form like say dem no know anything....abegii make i see front who una form 4

Tok ur mind no shame put ..after all na sexuality forum/thread be this la

Estharfabian:
I'm not disputing the fact that it's A Man's World...


Buh We rule the Rulers, Hence...We rule the world!

It's All About title for You guys!

Understand this and understand it clearly, PUNNA RULE JOYSTICK,.

.JOYsTICK RULES MONEY,

..MONEY CONQUERS PUNNA and RULES PUNNA

JoYSTICK RULES MONEY

GET THAT

[quote author=Estharfabian post=42471554][font=serif][i] LoL!;

Whichever..
We still rule the world!







! In ur widest dream

If u have not heard,

THIS IS A MANS WORLD( JAMES BROWN)!

Estharfabian:
Funny!



...coz that's where y'all weakness lies!
How ironical!

Clap 4 urself,..smh for u

Infact we seek punna to conquer like the romans counqered half of europe whenever we take full control we mov on to the next empire,

Same goes 4 u gals seek, we dominate, and then move on to the next latest fresh PUNNa

nice write up

Estharfabian:
Girl power!



Guys like to delude themselves into thinking they're Always in control...Buh the Legit truth is? We Are!

The only power u ladies have is pUNNA

ok we don see
We don wise

**speakin like shakau,**
**do mean to cwallin im OYIDOPUS
U mean to tlli me it is oyidopus complex?

Kai, he must be heartless!.

**singing like M J**
**SPEECHLESS, SPEECHLESS***
**
Oya where that babe with witch finger

true

Jadekitana:
No the issue is becoming annoying. I told a friend I was bored and let's go to Elegushi to chill, he said he doesn't like chilling in open places and that we can always chill in his house with vodka and play truth or dare.

Vodka to get me drunk abi?
Who even plays truth or dare anymore?

I would stay in my house instead, but guys you all need to stop this "come to my house thing" can't this generation just hang out peacefully and have fun outside the house?

And babes need to stop this buy this 4 me take me to that resturant and buy recharge card thing.


Problem solved

**whistlingbin craige david tone**AM WALKING AWAY***

mohhamadu d op leave dat trash,

Just tell any naija babe say u go buy iphone 6 for am she go just squirt even befor u insert sef,.

Jah help us d silent lookers

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]I met her at a shrine



So.. I went to a shrine to conjure up enough Jazz that can kill my landlord for embarrassing me too much, when I got there.. I saw her and a friend... They came to take their jazz to kill her ex who gave her HIV and dumped her...


Immediately I saw her, it was an instant attraction.. We took our jazz and left sha...


After 2 weeks, we met again at a crusade ground where the guy was delivering us of the evil spirit the babalawo gave to us..[/color]

CHAI UR CASE IS BIG OOO

SUPERPACK:
hope its nt frm the village,

I suspect so

funny stories every day i tire

哈尔龀鼷鹨会到人说过去你他们的话题目 个儿时刻龅一糇不 some girls sha..

kirchofff:
everlasting sore? Werey

sorry correction everlasting INJURY Fellow werey

God bless that man that can go two hours without orgarnms


And so we know the liers and liedes of NL

digitite:
It's a pleasure.

Pleasure is mine sir

Eronmosele:
You are a wise one. I wish you success then. Make this year 2016 a good one for both of you.

AMEN

Thank u sir i wish u same in ur endeavours too
It shall be well with all of us

harveyspec:
Everyone is castigating the man for hitting her, no one is referring to what the lady said or did.

God made the male with enormous physical strength and the female with great verbal prowess. the lady couldnt control her God given verbal endowment likewise the man who couldnt control his. now the man is at fault. someone mentioned "walk away", havent we had cases where the lady gripped the man's shirt or blocked his way or did worse.

Guess what, after the slap, she shut up!!! ladies if you dont want to be slapped, control what comes out from your mouth. its that simple, though there are exceptions.

All these telemundo generation!!
see the effect of western civilization, can my mum tell my dad that she wants space? space from where? it will soon get to the time where nigerian women will tell their husband that before they come back from work, they want them out of the house

There s some iota of truth in some words u ve said but should try to know this, one thing with women is EVEN WHEN U ARE RIGHT, U ARE WRONG women are very soft and tender creature to be cherished,protected and to show love and affection ,but their mouth is one of their major killer factor and it takes the grace of God to whitstand troublesome women i agree with that

But i can also tell u that there are alot of men in this country who are married to troublesome women and you wont even hear their argument even when they do, so what do u call those men? ...its because they know how to walk away be4 the heat gets to the red point.
at times walkin away doesnt neccesrily mean movin out the door physically at times as a man u hav to try and quench d heat b4 it gets to red point.
Women are troublesom and abusiv verbaly
But that dont gaunrantee slap ar batterin

#peace

Eronmosele:
We are talking wife and you are talking GF. Make a commitment and marry that woman then come and give your contribution.

its gradual process sir.


We go soon graduate enta dat 1

That one dey sha.

ritababe:
making me have my way will be worse cus i will make u more aggresive which you cant take.

d lamba 4 u dat day sha na only jim iyke go fit xplain oo,.


On a serious note if u keep pushin me, as a man i would be angry but the truth is real men dont talk much they just try to escape d trouble not every man hits his misstress, it bores down to the individual

But seriously i will always try to focus on calmin dat boiling anger in me therefore i will overlook ur anoyin act an speech after all a lady once seized my shirt and slapped me TWiCE and i didnt said a word(she later appologised sha an send me rcarge card)

Like i said There ar many ways i can punnish u and u wont even think of doing dat when u see me walkin away.
But ur own it seems like its a case oo
God bless d man dat sits down an listen to ur provocativ act and speech

ritababe:
what if i block the door, where will you pass?

this woman, i know u must be troublesome sha
if i cant push u aside, I will just let u have ur way


But then night shal tell,
1 i wont hold or cuddle u when we sleep @ night
2 i wont eat ur food that full week

There are many ways i can mk u feel remores an therefore restitute but i will never hit you.(atleast i will always try not 2)

Teempakguy:
I was not assaulted by anybody.

why a full grown woman would ever find a small kid's Johnson even remotely attractive beats me. hence I find whatever I read here difficult to believe.

Speak 4 ursef sir

Just becos u didnt xperience it doesnt mean terry g or timaya or any other guy didnt xperience it

disloman:
This is the best comment ever.Bro!if to be say you never dey engaged ni,I for give you my mother to marry.Chop knuckle.

bros u funny sha.