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digitite:
We can decipher Man.. They are much easier than basic maths.

True ,but not every translation becomes the outcome of her altitude. I hope u knw that sir?

digitite:
Women are easy to understand if you know how.

Different blokes for different folks.

Different blokes 4 diff folks, my bid head concur

Easy to understand?..i disagree wit u on this one sir
They cant even tell u or even know how to please themselves and u ar tokin abt knw how?

what do u expect?

How can you understand someone controlled by hormones.. Even our fathers dey try, i carry hand 4 them Cos notin go mk anytin please that person wey hormone dey control

Y not,..after all butt are one of the things that got my attention in her i love them portable.

geni340:
my bf iz always grabn mi butt..wen e gives me a hug, his hand slides dwn to cup mi cheeks. i fink it aint kull.

My dear havent u heard?..tappin an massagin the yansh makes it big and portable

No vex giv am next time again oo, person dey help ur ministry an u de shout.

chijoy7:
Please I want to ask a question...

Yesterday evening, while I was drinking garri, a small ratí ½í°€ at the corner of my room was looking at me and shaking its head. Please what does it mean? í ½í¸

..na LASSA be that na (the rat dey tell u say u die well)
Oya go hospita quik quik

Laveda:
Where do you expect to meet on a first date?

Why this mentality? That every girl who asks to meet in a fast food is hungry

Cant u meet at my room or even ur backyard

Speechless3:
Mine is for witchcraft.

How many pipo u don kill?

what else..,
To scratch our innocent back when we defeat them in the match..

Seriously the thing tire me sef oh

women are sometimes like lil children too much love spoils them.

infact thats wha i giv the side chics

Rough and screaming sex(and most like it)


Immagin one babe be tellin me am too emmotiona and soft taht she prefers the shoutin type.

eyahh ...
Oya advice am(ur sista) becos if u make or force am stop to dey collect dat good thing u dey giv other pipo sista hmm it means..


Na u be the witch wey dey worry her life be dat oo

and so?
Must u put the ladies ass there just to offend my small oga..?
Oya text the babe number come make i knack am 4 get dat married man

#Thats The best remedy...or else she is on her own.

Princezoi:
In this life when it comes to relationship, it is either you are the girl’s boyfriend or not, it is either she is interested in you or not. In the process of trying to impress or getting a girl’s attention to yourself, a lot of guys have ended up in different "zones" entirely different from what they hoped for.

The purpose of this article is to help guys identify the various "zones" that girls put guys and if you’re a victim you can get yourself out ASAP!!!. The “zones” are as follows;





1. FRIEND ZONE: According to Wikipedia, the Friend zone refers to a "Platonic relationship" wherein one person wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship, while the other person does not. The dreaded friend zone is one of every guy’s worst nightmare. If you have struggled getting even one lady to become intimate with you then you KNOW what the friend zone feels like. If you have been a victim of this dreaded zone, you will know what it feels to have a false thought that the babe dey feel your parole, usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love not returned. There is nothing worse than putting yourself out there for one girl and she then tells you "I love you too, but I don't want to ruin a great relationship by dating you, you are my bestie", why the Bleep did I waste two months on you!!!! Bros am sorry you are the Chairman of the Friend Zone Association of Nigeria. Once a girl decides you are her friend there’s nothing changing that, Game don finish be that!!!. On to the next one.


2. BROTHER ZONE: This is another type of the dreaded zone, this occurs when you confess your feelings to the girl you like, and she turns you down by saying "you are like an Older or Younger brother figure to me", Chai!!! am sorry man but you are soooo done. Ok, just imagine this, have you ever thought of having sex or dating your sister?? hell no right?? that's because you don’t find her sexually attractive, it is also the same case here, she will NEVER find you sexually attractive, so she no fit date you!, the best you will get is a peck on your cheek. Sad right??. A girl once told me she was going to see her brother, and I asked her if she has a brother around here, and she said " he is my Brother Zoned brother" Chai! Guys don suffer o.



3. BLOOD ZONE: This is a entirely Different type of zone, if you know what Blood means in Yoruba language, it means "eje", she’s got absolutely no feeling for you because you are like Blood to her i.e you come from the same Blood line and you are like family to her, shey u fit date your Cousin ni?? so Bros she no go ever date you.

Guy: "Babe I am so in love with you, I have always wanted to tell you".
Girl: "Awwwww...you’re so sweet but am so sorry, I can’t be in a relationship with you because you are like Blood to me, you are the only Family I have here, I’m so sorry".





4. TEACHER ZONE: Apparently this is new type of zone that I have discovered, some guys make the mistake of getting a girl to like them by advising them about life, relationships, religion, academics. You don become shrink, na you be the adviser, when you are dying in silence because of the love and feelings you have for this girl. So when people like this asks their supposed babe out you will hear response like " you have been always been there for me and you give the best advice, you are like a Teacher to me". Omo If na me them give this response, I’ll call my pastor and tell him that i have spiritual problem, haba Teacher?? Seriously any girl that gives this response is a Serial Killer in the making, so please beware of these girls because they will shatter you heart(if you’ve got one though) into shreds.





5. SCHOOL FATHER ZONE: This is another nightmare zone, this type of zone involves asking a girl who is younger or is in a lower level, you have been close to this girl for about a one or two, even buy her stuffs and take her to IMMACULATE to chop pepper soup, and you eventually asks her out and her response is like “I can’t date you, but I like you, you are like a father figure to me, in fact you are my school father” hahahahaha,



In conclusion, not that the girls are the only ones to blame for these zones but guys are also to be blamed, i mean, Bros you too nice!!!!!, you can't always be nice to girls, because you want to impress a girl you take her to Captain Cook and Immaculate, u sef don chop for their before, we suppose dey knock some guys head sef, you can't always give them what they want, am sure girls don’t even like it, it kills their attraction for you.




As a guy do not ever let anybody take you for granted, you are too handsome, intelligent, funny to be Zoned by one girl, there are girls out there that would kill to have you, and lastly, to the ladies, why let a guy think he has a chance with you when you don’t even have any feelings for him, you don’t have to string him along, just tell him politely.
SOURCE: http://bleechreports..com.ng/2016/01/checkout-5-types-of-zones-uniosun-girls.html
Cc
Lalasticlala

Sir u ar right, bt these ladies can still dance to ur tone if truly they are naija babes..
MONEY ANSWeR ALOT..


Woe betides any b*tch dat puts me in any of these zones.

poo..ive seen a lot of working class givin it to their boss and co-workers

No 1 is different if she is a cheat so it is same as d faithful ones bt the opposite


Pray we meet a good and better woman and not d cheat, gold digger or even a perfect 1



#peace

ladies.....Dam! Am saying this 4 the upteenth time BED COMMUNICATION is essential 4 a happy sex life..there is notin like hurting his ego in dis issue, i dont know y u ladies wont be bold enough to express how u feel about it and tell him wat to do so he can correct his mistakes rather u just kep shut, somtimes a man would never discorvers his ladys weak point all his life unless she givs him guide on how to..but many ladies would just keep shut and later find solace somwer else..sometimes people dont know ur problem untill u tell ehem

Talk to him after all he is your husband, he will understand and also when u both involve in the next match u should take the lead and direct him what to do and how to,where to and when to, because sex is not a thing of one person its an act of both parties am whatever he does the numb 1 tin in his mind is how to please u.

The most mistakes ladies make is to shy away from bed communication and keep shut (hurt his EGO my teeth)
i hope u try, and i hope it works



#peace

400billionman:
Exactly.
Thats how it happen..

还有黉一次之鹛我发生命道是 ;D哈萨是谁会有一点滴的人员 Hmm' i telle you..true talk sir.

next,

ladies are born with lies

the older the better

@ op do u think those runs babes would save their ex, when that phone with 1 call or whatsapp message would bring 20 k dt very day?


My ex all day sha.

women....

Toks2008:
Dude i already know this but in this particular situation,the money is totaly inconsequential and even if she feels the money is her numero uno,we have seen many cases of rich wives having romance with drivers,PAs and so on and if you ask these ladies,their stories are usually alike.

Thats true sha i admit...women are not ever satisfied with anything even if the guy is rich,good in bed,has a large joystick and very caring and protective of her..

I rest my case
But experience is the father of wisdom.

The WISEST BABE IN NIARALAND so far

But sometimes that thing is our number 1 food sha ooo

Ameanux:
傳輸層是奴役數字自食其力鬼故事 盡可能是政治改革why?

给他妈的看人群鳢我活捉拿鲚一样鲻了当看自由中共同样式上面子里面积蓄是因缘的人员国有黉看出 他..thats the reason why

Toks2008:
I have heard many ladies say stuffs like "John loves me but i can't marry him because i have no feelings for him but I love Jude but he is just acting funny and he even told me he does not love me" but she will still continue to hope that Jude wakes up one day to start loving her while she keeps driving John away.

This is the case with many ladies loving a man who does not want or love them while neglecting or friend-zoning the serious minded dudes who sincerely want them.A happy and peaceful union is not about being with a Tall,cute,handsome,rich bla bla bla...but its about having a man who respects and sincerely wants you.

Please as a lady,you must understand that it is not every man who professes love to you is genuine and not not all the men who ask for your hand in marriage really wants you because many guys marry for different reasons.Some want unhindered sex,some just want to have children,want someone to take care of the home front or just satisfy the demands of family members so be sure to test that man to know if he really loves and wants you as a wife for the right reasons before saying yes i do to him..

I have so many lady friends who have been in and out of affairs and i can boldly make this conclusion with no fear of confrontation that for a lady to have a fulfilling marriage, it is not about how sweet looking or romantic or rich a guy is and infact the feelings of the lady towards the man as important as it may be does not guaranty a happy marriage rather it is what the man feels towards the lady that matters.

Now let me blow your mind;many ladies will not agree with this but this is how women are wired. Men are visually influenced while ladies are emotionally influenced.

If a woman marries a man she does not love as in no single love at all but this guy starts to show her real love and i mean treats her like a queen,i bet you that in no time, she will begin to fall in love with him even if he is a fat,short,ugly man. This is the mystery that women don't even understand just like the act of sharing a man but if you marry a guy by all means because he is a cutie,rich or for any other reasons asides from his unequivocal desire for you, trust me,by the time he treats you like a poo after marriage,that cute guy you marry will look like a beast and all the money he has will be inconsequential to you . The beauty and the beast movie is not just fiction.

My unbiased conclusion is that if a lady marries a man that truly loves and cherishes her,SHE IS COMPLETE IN MARRIAGE but if a lady marries a man she loves and feels so crazy about but does not truly loves or desires her,SHE IS MARITALLY FINISHED .

Every woman should pray to marry a man who will make them complete.

My humble personal take.

OP pls face reality for f**k sake
in this country No lady wants the ugly,handsome,tall,short and even the biggest an fattest d*ck broke nigga, they are going ga ga for the rich only...be it ugly,short,foolish,small joystick

Thats y many them ar stil single @ 35
The thing about them is just money money money
I knw uve seen girls crazy about their bea but at d end of the day when dey see some1 more contained(let me use dat word) they leaves their bea
its just like dis no money no serious women
And we know what d country is like.

cruzita:
see how disgusting it looks.after dem go dey make mouth with their member.RUBBISH

We both know you all cant do without the disgusting RUBBISH

Infact you all treasure it

。。simple Tell ur freinds beau to giv am belle quick quick and tell d parents to back off
My advice

哈看鳋鹨鳙不鹁着于死着脸面看

firstEVA:
We don't cope because we don't get involved in that shiit.

And yet u expect us to cope with such SH'T as NO SEx in a relationship abi?

Mk una kontinu

e dey sweet una

Speechless3:
There is nothing like that in the whole wide universe.

Ok,...

but there will be something like NO SEX relationship abi?

if this is tru....then 4ck u op

Even a mad man cant do such