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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 2:20pm On Sep 08, 2019
mathology5431:
This is to inform all local men that there be a program tonight called cross over night! ........theme: Cross over Into APL"......
Introductory speech will be given by @bobowaja
Lecture 1 to be given by @mosgoon
Lecture 2 by @UncleJarus
Lecture 3 by @Teaser
Medical Orientation by @Gbriels
Item 7 @ChasteGhuy
TF distribution by the Zonal secretary himself @Mathology
Official announcement of APL by @easysnipermoney
Closing remarks by @Ladyheaven

To all concerned members of Local Men Association.
We will be releasing our official members list soon, it might likely accompany the long awaited APL grin grin grin grin grin!!!! Register for membership now!!!!! Pay your fee with our treasurer!!!! You can pay to me too. cool cool cool

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local Man committee for NNPC
LMAO grin grin grin I pray we on NL get this APL. The work atmosphere will be friendly.
I volunteer to work as a protocol officer smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 8:27am On Sep 08, 2019
Donas11:
Local men and women,please join me and rejoice with me on the occasion of my 26th Birthday today... APL fall on me and everyone else.
Happy birthday to you, I wish you all the best in your life endeavours. Cheers to your bright future.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 7:44am On Sep 08, 2019
smartzee01:
Never wanted sayin a word though, but this is from a very good source, someone very close to the former GMD's son said :
printing of appointment letter started on friday 30th of August.
Only few people were allowed to enter the printing room and no one enters with his/her phone.
The GMD has stopped/limited any form of external factors and interference on the exercise.
The recruitment can stand out to be one of the best and most transparent in the history of NNPC recruitment.
He is not sure when APL will be released.
The question we should ask ourselves is how long will it take NNPC to print our APL?
Is there any meeting/ signing or any form of approval after the printing?
After answering all this, we can make a guess as to when APL will drop.
9/10th is still feasible if everything can happen within a week which I doubt much.
LMAO����
I swear we are all mad.
Make we just dy cruise ourselves dy go sha, Shebi all of us want to be forming woke nii as regards the APL matter. Let's keep it up���
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 11:17am On Sep 03, 2019
Jarus:
5 Reasons APL & Tfare are Unrelated

1. Common sense: It is called transport reimbursement, not success fee or failure compensation. No interviewee lives in NNPC towers, everybody came (was transported) from somewhere.
2. Xfire, who successfully underwent the process in 2012 and got the job, and perhaps the most trusted source of experience sharing here, confirmed it.
3. Another guy (whose username I can't remember) who also underwent the 2012 recruitment but did not get the job confirmed he was paid. So we have had experience from a successful candidate and a non-successful one in the 2012 set. No reason that will change.
4. Their staff confirmed (to me, and several other sources here) that everyone will be paid
5. No precedent: It is not done anywhere - either the company reimburses or not. Never seen a case of reimbursement to only successful candidates or lack of it for unsuccessful ones.

I put on my blogger cap today. LOL
Well, in as much as I'm indifferent to any of the postulated theories but there are two things I conceived in my head.

1: There's a strong relationship correlation between Transport Fare allowance and the APL

2: Everyone will be paid but not at the same time.


I might be wrong with on first one but I'm absolutely sure about the 2nd one.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 1:30pm On Sep 02, 2019
Jaolad:
Just received a call from Lazarus now that my account details dropped at the towers was rebunk by that bank. He asked me to forward my correct details which I've done.

I've officially now moved to all will be paid theory.. grin grin grin
I guess you had your interview on the 5th of July? And you're GT/EH?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 9:59pm On Sep 01, 2019
Me, waiting for Egbon Jarus to get the EH alert cool cool

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB) Recruitment 2018/2019 | Graduate Trainees Programme by Slammmmmmmm(m): 8:57am On Aug 31, 2019
mzlohlar:
Hello, I've gone through the third stage and will be going for the fourth stage next week. Please, what kind of questions should I expect for the final interview? Thanks in anticipation.
Hi, please can you furnish me with all I need to know about the third stage; the competency based interview.. I'd appreciate if you can help me with the necessary information.
I wish you success in your final interview stage.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 3:34pm On Aug 29, 2019
mosgoon:
Hmmn, I expected more people to testify when mass payment for 5th starts. A screenshot from chukxx would be welcome. Or maybe it would Kickstart in full force tomorrow as today's almost over
I guess this week or today is for EH grin grin Next week 5th of Julys are in for it. Between, I predict Oga Jarus will get alert today or tomorrow grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 2:23pm On Aug 29, 2019
chukxx:
20K paid
July 5th 12pm
EH
Narration: NNPC PAYMENT
Location: Lagos
Farouk or King or Lazarus..

Attach evidence of screenshot please.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by Slammmmmmmm(m): 9:29am On Aug 26, 2019
MENTE:
Recieved love letter....

Please who can help with Stanbic IBTC SHL assessment test.... Thanks in advance
Send me a pm.. I can help you extensively... Direct questions sef.. Please you don't have to be scared I won't charge you a dime... I got a love letter one time like that and I saw the direct questions from where they brought it out after the test... It was painful for me though..

Just text me your number I'll chat you on whatsapp
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 9:00am On Aug 26, 2019
I think we need to start reporting those who come here to drop fake news, let's start with the 4pm guy and other fake sources.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 3:02pm On Aug 24, 2019
balher:
I know even when APL Released, a New theories will be Devised such as "When is ur interview day, in Which panellists did urs, which course, which state, which connection.... bla bla...".

Lets be Honest, atleast We all have a connections, But why always a friend of mine, I will update u closely as soon as I got info from my connection, and I will reveal my Connection at end when got APL. Remember Let keep praying, God the Superior, who will Order ur connection to work 4 u, Regardless of u connection. Believe me our connection are as follows

5G Presidential ( eg Abba Kyari, Bola Tinubu..)
4G GMD/COOs
3G National Assembly
2G Others


Lets clearly indicate our respective connections as mentioned above, as soon as APL Released.
Lmao... My own connection is big G, G for God smiley smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 11:22pm On Aug 23, 2019
Jarus:
Thanks sir.
Belated birthday Bro... Igba odun, odun kan nio
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 5:00pm On Aug 23, 2019
polyma:
Acc: ********
Amt: 16,000.00 CR
Desc: BT//TRANSPORT ALLOWANCE ITO NNPC INTERVIEW
ACHIMUGU FAROUK FREEDOM

Got alert yesternight

GT
Interview date: 5th
Time: 12:00PM
Coming through sad shocked... 5th guys, brace up
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 12:55pm On Aug 23, 2019
libertyluv:
Why paying abians 12k Mr achimugu faruq
You got alert today? If yes, what date did you have your interview?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 12:53pm On Aug 23, 2019
Sempumping:
I'm interested in this ,please I uld like to know if he gets the job . I ll quote you again when successful candidates have been contacted grin
Alright dear, me self wan use the outcome analyze too grin grin but during my service year, I made my conclusion tho.. Nigga served at one of the most secured PPAs in the east.. Fear grip me... angry sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 12:34pm On Aug 23, 2019
larride:
Nigerians grin


I’m not surprised one bit. Everyone has a friend that has sure connection that “specifically” told them how thier names are on the awaited list. Some even told their friends (who are going through the recruitment process by the way) how much they paid to someone who guaranteed their names coming out. cheesy


Those that have the real connection wont say a word to anyone. Infact they will be the one doing everything they can to make it look like they got in on merit.


We will all be alright las las.



P.S: I also have a friend that said ....... grin
Lmao, to be honest with you, you're right.
Those with connections don't make much noise at all. I also have a friend smiley who is always here to read comments here tho he posts once in a while and he claims to have a powerful source at the Towers even though he didn't make it past the CBT but he sounded very very sure that he'd be given Appointment Letter based on recommendation. Tho he's from the North West and I met him during NYSC, I'd not know how strong his connection at the Towers is but what I know is that his father is one of the strong power brokers in the North West smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 10:14pm On Aug 22, 2019
Goldwatch:
Haha...abi. maybe NNPC heard they all came by night bus. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Lmao grin grin grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 8:46pm On Aug 22, 2019
Dbowline:
What a guy? Still haven't learnt to speak less,
Gee, he hasn't crossed the rubicon with his response..
Mosgoon, you shouldn't allow others to kowtow you to their desires.. Just be modest in all you do.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 4:40pm On Aug 22, 2019
mosgoon:
yes, I just got the ODVI invite for the next stage. Also, two of my friends were regretted same time
Congratulations Man, I wish you success in the next stage
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 4:18pm On Aug 22, 2019
mosgoon:
Things have been picking up recently all round, nnpc TF alerts coming in consistently, shell getting back to candidates, hopefully nnpc APL out very soon
For real about the Shell feedback? I need to visit the thread.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 3:16pm On Aug 22, 2019
bobowaja:
So finally Mr. Farouk Freedom has caught up with me embarassed
I am in sifia pains as I am typing this

July 4th
UI Cbt centre Ibadan
16k From Farouk
Ekiti indigene
Next Destination: NNPC Towers, Abuja

Teaser, drop me from that bus I am not following that rickety bus again as I have seen God is Good Motors of Farouk.

Now, everybody will be paid and if you are not paid that means you have problems tongue

ChasteGhuy ur prayer has been answered sad

Beaam kindly prepare a conducive sit for a local man to manage in this new association thanks.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2019
Sempumping:
Alert is finally here .....11th July
Let me go and buy yahoza chicken
You were rescheduled right? GT?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 10:17am On Aug 22, 2019
Beeam:
I can now officially confirm that there is DEFINITELY NO CORRELATION BETWEEN TFARE AND APL!

Larride and Teaser4 and d rest are just jobless graduates constituting nuisance here on a daily basis. How can u say there's correlation between APL and TFare when they told us all that everybody will be paid?

Anyways, I don't blame you, it's d people believing u I blame.

Unspoken inference: LAZARUS DON PAY ME, MAKE I GO FIND ONE CORRECT CHURCH SOW AM AS SEED ABEG, I CANNUH COMAN SPEND THEIR EVIL MONEY!

Bros Jarus, when did u do ur interview again?

Just wanna check something
Lmao.. I just your sense of humour at times tho. It's all for fun.. Enjoy the cash and await the APL.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 11:40am On Aug 21, 2019
I actually miss Flowolf09, nigga was a Gee smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 6:11pm On Aug 20, 2019
mosgoon:
July 5th alert day would be eventful
I swear, last date standing with so many local men in that squad cheesy cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Partake In This Weekly Politics/general Knowledge Quiz Competition To Win N,5000 by Slammmmmmmm(m): 4:40pm On Aug 19, 2019
nelsonoba:
This week's questions to be released by 4:05PM today
Hello, I just did the test current affairs 80, maths 100.. Will there be another test tomorrow or till next week again?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 9:52pm On Aug 15, 2019
Swargu:
What about, If the cutoff is 70, and they program if X > 80 pay compensation else end of.
I’m not a programmer lol. Just basic C knowledge.
But it’s very possible, just edited stuff in this garbage you wrote.
Lmao grin grin cheesy the arguments of both sides on the divide can actually be comical
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 4:56pm On Aug 15, 2019
monksy22:
Everyone will be paid eventually...You should rather be worried if you are not paid by next week..This has nothing to do with APL!!!
LMAO, so sorry you're dwelling on "What ought to be" rather than "What is"...

Embrace the empirical statement and ignore the normative statement..

We all are optimistic [quote][/quote].
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 4:40pm On Aug 15, 2019
Cybersecfreak:
Everybody on my WhatsApp list have not been paid
Some of them might be lying... Trust me.. Assuming there were no theories as regard the payment then a lot of people might have been honest, but due to the presence of theories some people have decided to sit on the fence as regards the status of payment.. The few ones that are responding honestly are just brave and sincere.

What my brain tells me is that, there is a strong relationship between TF and APL. Believe, disbelieve or stay indifferent is your choice.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 6:44pm On Aug 14, 2019
joobseekar:
Well, starting from 16th, we've had 6 "Wednesdays" now. Assuming each day is being paid per week, that means, 6 days out of 9/10 days already.

I know the mass wave of 2nd, 6th, 8th and 11th.

I've seen/heard dates of 1st, 3rd, and 4th being paid.

I'm yet to see/hear that of 5th, 9th and 10th.
I'm patiently waiting for someone that will debunk the July 5th thing with evidence of payment
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Slammmmmmmm(m): 12:53pm On Aug 12, 2019
Bronce:
Here it is

07060997588

Many thanks.
Done. He would reach out to you soon.

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