₦airaland Forum

Why did she cover her breasts? I've seen them before.

So you should request for a medical report from a federal hospital before following any man to a hotel.

Hope they don't plant something in his house.

So he didn't see a pair of converse to wear? Which kind of yeye shoe is that?

What type of nonsense remix is this? Totally uncoordinated. The main song is better abeg.

What's this guy's occupation?

How do you employ someone with that kind of name?

Hope they haven't mined his skull.

DrGraveYardz:
On behalf of all the men–both dead men, poor men, sick men, healthy men, rich men, poor men, lazy men, strong men, tall men, dwarf men, white men, black men...and every other men, I say, that man is not a man; He is a transgender. Somebody should check in between his thighs

Hahahaha

Ndi ofe aziza.

They couldn't even find a good road for the pictures. Sad.

PataAlhaja:
Shut your hole there!

Besides Akinwunmi Adesina, how many other ministers performed exceptionally well under GEJ?

You use the good performance of just one minister (out of about 36 ministers) to assess the insensitive, ineffective and devilishly corrupt GEJ administration.

Borrow sense, abeg!

Meanwhile, congrats, Akinwunmi Adesina!

...proudly Afonja! Iyalaya anybody!

Which single minister under Buhari is performing well?

You don't need advice. You'll still do the one on your mind.

redbeans:
if only my third leg will listen.. Can't stop. I'm suffering and smiling

You don't even practice what you preach. So what's the point of this sermon?

BuariCopyPaste:
The way these guys are going about this ritual business, even Odudua wunt be spared if he waka anyhow in Ogun state

Where are his e-warriors? Zombies should come and justify this senselessness.

enemyofprogress:
have they putted it out?

The past tense of put is still put, not putted.

gberra:
Epic ignorance!.. Will Trump be POTUS forever?

Keep fooling yourself around about Islam, Fulani, Yoruba Muslims & whatever. What you don't know is killing you. I'm not here to advise you cos I know you too well.

Why are you concerned that The White House did not celebrate the Ramadan? Celebrate your own in peace, wherever you are. Everything must not be headache for you guys.

musicwriter:
First of all, what the EFCC guy wrote in Igbo is wrong. No thanks to western education.

He wants to say "ijiji ntị chịrị n'eso ozu ala n'ili". which translates literaly "the deaf fly goes to grave with the corpse".

Of course, what he's saying is "if you no dey hear word na prison you go end up".

What is this one saying?

Not bad, since Buhari now addresses the entire nation in Hausa language.

BuariCopyPaste:
I knew it.... Oduduwa couldn't be evicted from heaven for no just course.

Na you evict am?

HarkymTheOracle:
Dese days, I see comments where people ask for space to faint. Some say "please is there space in your house? I
want to faint, my sister has fainted where I am suppose to faint". And comments like "shift lemme faint"
After considering the rate at which people look for spaces to faint these days, as an igbo man with business oriented
mind, I've decided to open a fainting center. Below are the categories of spaces for fainting and their prices:
*Fainting on the floor :1k
*Fainting on the couch: 2k
*Fainting on the Bed: 3k
*Fainting in my house :4k
*Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after wakingup:7k
*Fainting in a plane : 20k
*Fainting on express road: free... (shebi semideath dey hungry u)
In case your desired fainting space isn't here keep calm the business just started and we're still making provision for more fainting spaces.
Thanks for fainting with us.
book your fainting space now!!!

How do people type LOL after reading posts like this? I don't even find it remotely funny.

Let him send the message on live TV.

I can't relate.

Iamwrath:
Ya, share it , Like Tompolo gave you 50kobo out of the 40Billion frozen in his account ??

Maybe Dokubo gave you scholarship in his multi billion naira university in benin

Oponu

You're an id!ot.

Iamwrath:
I trust the former administration wouldn't have bothered NNPC and that amount would have been shared


Jonathan was a disgrace

It makes more economic sense to share it - at least money circulates - than using it to treat Buhari without any positive result.

Lifestone:
Checkout who is called Leo Stan Ekeh and Zinox. He didn't end up like described. Just stop these assaults on Nigeria, that's why you not seeing the opportunities.

Nigeria is a stupid country, and it's a pity you see opportunities but you didn't see the three letter words in my post: may.

Sorry.

This stupid country may have condemned him to a lifetime of teaching computer science in secondary schools, repairing laptops at Computer Village or, if he can't take it anymore, Internet scamming.

Thanks goodness he escaped this sh!t-hole of a country.

Another mumu thread. How much are you paying for the room that you're looking for free WiFi and fridge? You didn't even talk about budget.

Is this one an issue now? Must everyone marry?

It's your job, man. Do it.