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TV/MoviesRe: Jim Iyke's "A Star In Heaven" Movie To Premier On May 25th (watch Trailer) by slap1(m): 6:57am On May 22, 2017
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PhonesRe: 10 Awsome Uses Of OTG Cables With Pictures - No. 3 & 5 Will Amaze You by slap1(m): 9:55am On May 21, 2017
decub:
I doubt if your phone is equipped with OTG.
Itel 1556 is OTG-enabled.
PhonesRe: House Of Assembly Member Goes "Crazy" Because Of The Tecno Camon Phone. by slap1(m):
Sugarcious:
All this for tecno c9? What about me that uses an iphone?
The Mentality of some people eh.
That was the same thing that happened in 2004 when mobile phones came into Nigeria, everybody just craze.
Read the post well. She has an iPhone (bought brand new, unlike somebody), a Samsung and a Huawei phone, but the TECNO gave her the best selfie.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Walking Home On Lagos Bridge After Church Service (Photos) by slap1(m): 8:30am On May 20, 2017
Who took the pictures? undecided Rubbish.
NYSCRe: Should NYSC Be Scrapped, See The Results Of A Twitter Poll. by slap1(m): 6:33am On May 20, 2017
Some highlyplaced individuals are making hundreds of millions yearly from NYSC, so it won't be scraped.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Efe's Thanksgiving Service In Jos by slap1(m): 9:15am On May 19, 2017
Oildichotomy:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5341399_img20170519011853920_jpeg9844356eb9dea8cf3d1dee854b69b8d4

What is with the rope? Is this what I am thinking?
The rope means he brought a cow (tied outside the church) for thanksgiving. He won't bring the cow into the church house.
LiteratureRe: Top 5 Books By Wole Soyinka: The Tale, The Story And A Must Read by slap1(m): 7:34am On May 19, 2017
His best books I've read: A Play of Giants, The Man Died, The Interpreters.
NYSCRe: Twitter User Gets Posted To Borno State After Paying 30K To Influence His NYSC by slap1(m): 4:13pm On May 18, 2017
Tenim47:
grin chibok boy

RomanceRe: Ways To Make Long Distance Relationships Work by slap1(m): 4:08pm On May 18, 2017
Long distance relationship is not my portion.
NYSCRe: Please Help I have been Posted To Yobe by slap1(m): 7:02am On May 18, 2017
Have you already been posted to Yobe or you're still being posted there?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Call-Up Letter Updates by slap1(m): 6:11am On May 18, 2017
Juliearth:
Plateau state loading.....
Good luck.
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye Unveils His Mother's Mansion, Apostle Suleman, Oshiomhole, Bovi Attend by slap1(m): 7:50pm On May 15, 2017
I'm proud of this guy!
CrimeRe: Lagos Hairdresser Commits Suicide By Drinking Insecticide Over Debt Of N150,000 by slap1(m): 2:48pm On May 15, 2017
This Sniper be killing more human beings than insects.
EducationRe: The Rate At Which Secondary School Students Have Sex by slap1(m): 2:35pm On May 15, 2017
I taught in a secondary school and the OP has a point. However, we didn't have any case of sex in the school compound, they do it in their houses and other unusual places.
EducationRe: This Year's JAMB Is Very HARD by slap1(m): 9:47am On May 15, 2017
You jambites would leave your books and come here to argue with the people who set the questions.
EducationRe: This Year's JAMB Is Very HARD by slap1(m): 9:43am On May 15, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Not yet
Lol.

You know results are not yet out and you're asking whether he has seen his. grin
EducationRe: JAMB Malpractice Page Spotted, Jambites Already Submitting Phone Numbers by slap1(m): 5:43am On May 15, 2017
JAMB was one of the easiest exams I wrote back then. Ayam not understanding what's happening these days. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: "Release My Visa" Billboard Of Omega Ministry International Spotted In Benin by slap1(m): 8:01pm On May 14, 2017
These people are not helping Christianity and the growing number of Christian youths who question the essence, direction and purpose of their religion daily. The cloak of mystery around Christianity is undone by these selfacclaimed men of God, revealing an alarming level of deceit.
CrimeRe: Security Guard Beaten And Arrested For Stealing Food From His Oga's Fridge. PICS by slap1(m):
The one taking a selfie with the "thief" is who? Is he OK at all?
CrimeRe: A Chief Caught In Robbery Operation In Lagos Bank, Lynched To Death By Mob by slap1(m): 6:46pm On May 14, 2017
The pictures are too many and unnecessary.
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye Builds A House For His Mother (Photo) by slap1(m): 3:29pm On May 13, 2017
Is he that rich? undecided
TravelRe: Husband, Wife Survive After A Tipper Lorry Rams Into Their Vehicle (photos by slap1(m): 7:51pm On May 12, 2017
labanji:
Husband, Wife Survive After A Tipper Lorry Rams Into Their Vehicle

Nna men, this one pass ram o. Infact pass cow o.
Anyway, R.I.P

CelebritiesRe: Blackface To 2face: "I Am Not Apologising To You, Go To Hell" by slap1(m): 2:40pm On May 12, 2017
Blackface, the ship has sailed. Move on.

Rastaman.grin
CrimeRe: Kwara State University Student Beats Lady For Not Agreeing For His Friend by slap1(m): 2:37pm On May 12, 2017
SmartChoices:
huh I am not in support of beating women. That said... Young ladies should learn to say NO without verbal assaults​.... You never know who you are dealing with.

The lady's tales doesn't add up... I suspect she verbally assaulted​ the [b]poor[/b]guys and they lost it completely... I am always amazed at how ladies talk or act like this​ world is theirs just because some bloke asked them out...
Is this to garner sympathy for the guys? So what adjective would you describe the victim with?
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Vow To Defend Buhari Presidency by slap1(m): 10:12am On May 12, 2017
The north is the problem of Nigeria. Full stop.
EventsRe: Ghanaian Woman, Elizabeth Celebrates Her 90th Birthday (Photos). by slap1(m): 10:08am On May 12, 2017
SooCute:
1) She has nice lineage
2) She was not heaping cosmetics on her face while she was a young lady.
3) She imbibed good living habits of joyousness, relaxation, medical maintenance, good diet
4) must be from wealthy background
5) she is not living under harsh ambience/extreme pollution of all manner...etc
6) She applied uncommon common sense.
7) God blessed her
cool add your (positive thought)
How you take know?

RomanceRe: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by slap1(m): 8:42pm On May 08, 2017
Why would you ask a lady how many sexual partners she's had? Can you, as a guy, answer such question truthfully?
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi Uchendu & Wife, Cynthia Step Out In Style by slap1(m): 12:01am On May 08, 2017
humilitypays:
Because majority of handsome guys are lazy and gold-diggers (just like their beautiful female counterparts lol) who usually marry for money; they date/marry rich ladies or ladies from rich family, and unfortunately, most rich ladies or ajebo girls are ugly lol

Ebuka's wife is billionaire Young Shall Grow's daughter.‎
GUO Motors
CelebritiesRe: Fans Go Gaga As Regina Daniels Shares New Photos by slap1(m): 6:50pm On May 06, 2017
Ike nshi.

CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Omoni Oboli's Dad Who Died In Auto Crash by slap1(m): 12:13am On May 06, 2017
oluwatymylehyn:
I sent my condolence to her family.
When?
PoliticsRe: FG Will Employ 47,000 Workers To Fix Roads – Fashola by slap1(m): 1:34pm On May 05, 2017
Mr Willy-Willy grin

Another future impossible tense to keep the zombies glued to their phones in defense of the ghost president and his invisible achievements.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by slap1(m): 12:24pm On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
This is a dumb submission, literally and sarcastically.

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