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In pidgin English it means: my father dey.

Keky: We don't reveal signings until we have kit photos. We can't reveal kit photos without a kit. Logic.

When is the date for the kit unveiling?

Rumour is Wenger is bidding £44m for Arturo Vidal... I wish it will happen, but I cannot see it happening.

They will soon come and say you are talking crap!

Warning them isn't really enough. You got intel that a big and busy mall or market might be attacked and you couldn't send soldiers to guard the "biggest and busiest" mall in town? The SSS head should be sued for negligence.

Nearly every player is linked to us. Can we get either Remy or Aurier to kick-start this window?

Sponsored piece of news.

Some of you are just incredible! You think Seun is not the biggest loser in this attack? This guy may have lost things we can't imagine, yet some of you talk like he was gallivanting while his site was down. Give him a break jor!

You see? I didn't even know about the attack until now! Whoever attacked Nairaland, shame on you!

Wow! Congrats, Seun! The absence was long and painful!

Make we hear word jor!

Always have a reserve of at least 10 cups of garri and a packet of sugar.

#OtoBuNdu. #GarriIsLife

Tonto Dikeh...oya!

I eat very slowly and I'm also slim. However, I see no relationship between eating slowly and being slim. I believe that genes and other socio-economic factors are mostly responsible.

[quote author=tpia@]stay away from exes folks.[/quote]Best advice.

She still comes to me for financial help and if I can, I give her; mainly because I don't bear grudges and it's my nature to help people when I can. Strangely, she promised to visit me in school...but our lives seem to move in opposite directions. I'm still single, but I don't think I'm waiting for her. Hopefully, I'll change town very soon and I won't see her in a long time.

Ok. What's the age difference between you and that guy? Are you sure he doesn't want to take advantage of the obvious crush you have on him? Ask your brother why he doesn't like the idea, he should know the guy better than you do...personally, I have no issue with my best friend dating my sister. Problem is, I don't have a bestfriend.

Why are you leaving her? What went wrong? Tell us.

Religion is the opium of the masses. Karl Marx said it all.

Can you sell the admission to me? I know someone who'll buy.

yuzedo: why won't Aba people rest?! So now they have started faking school?? we give upp!!!

[size=4pt]**applying for the gateman position**[/size]

You cancelled the truth in your post. Why?

#BarbequeThings

OP, those fingers have been defaced by the paintings. Why not leave it natural or go with a colour?

In the second pic, I think the little man was saying: Is that a butterfly on your head?

Though I haven't even thought about sending him a PM, I think he should create a medium of communicating (privately) with him. My two cents.

No, but I like the smell.

Why would a broke guy want to date? It's a different thing if he is already dating before going broke. However, there are levels of 'brokeness'...

Some are so broke that they can't recharge their phone, others are so broke that they can't subscribe their DSTV or fuel two cars regularly.

And you, too.

The disease sounds Tanzanian.

A friend's laptop has refused to load Windows. It'a Hp with Windows 8. The error information on the screen reads:

Can't find script engine ''VBScript'' for script ''X:\Rita Tool\GetUsedLang.vbs''.

Please what can be done? I want to format it with Windows 7. Is there another option? Timely response will be appreciated. Thanks!

Hello gurus.
A friend's laptop has refused to load Windows. It'a Hp with Windows 8. The error information on the screen reads:

Can't find script engine ''VBScript'' for script ''X:\Rita Tool\GetUsedLang.vbs''.

Please what can be done? I want to format it with Windows 7. Is there another option? Timely response will be appreciated. Thanks!