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Celebrities › Re: World's Widest Mouth (Guiness Book Of Record) Won By A 20 Yr Old Angolan. Pics by slap1(m): 7:16am On Nov 02, 2010
That second picture is puke-inducing at best.
Family › Re: A Sound Slap From His Mother-In-Law! by slap1(m): 6:27am On Nov 02, 2010
Nobody slaps Slap1 and gets away with it, lol.
Romance › Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by slap1(op): 6:23am On Nov 02, 2010
aminalib:
hmm sounds like you have serious issues grin
Real issues, lol.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 9:42pm On Nov 01, 2010
jay bee:
^^^^
madam d madam
They still haven't auctioned u to me though shocked shocked shocked shocked
Oga sir u can have Madlady, pay notin. Chineke le! Wit dat gun I don't kno who shud auction d oda, b/w me and her. Gudluck wit her!
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:38pm On Nov 01, 2010
Yorisb:
NO DEAL! Let the Auctioneer keep her himself.
Mr Cork wanted 2 pay but she is dark-skin and she look IBO!(no offeinse)
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:31pm On Nov 01, 2010
Lol

Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2010
Rokiatu, any one?
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:22pm On Nov 01, 2010
[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=543381.msg7058665#msg7058665 date=1288638790]dont even want googles, gimme ms ropeto,  am dying to offer 10$ embarassed[/quote]Um. . . Sori sir, but Mr Cork just broke into the ware-house and ran away wit her. But u can stil pay, we'd organize a search-party wit d moni.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:01pm On Nov 01, 2010
adagz 01:
I want to buy inked nerd for #125.65kobo
Nah! Upgrade. . . . I'm offering mama-gee! and Omolola.
Education › Re: What Is The Key Behind Your Academic Success? by slap1(m): 7:51pm On Nov 01, 2010
Odunnu:
For the first time in my life,I just failed an exam!
And to think its a very minor/simple course,an everyday practical course is killing me.
I feel so bad. I guess i'm not even fit to talk on ths subject!
Aww, sorry dear. Don't let it stand in ur way, ok? Make urself happy.

Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:40pm On Nov 01, 2010
Who is bidding for Inked_Nerd?
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:38pm On Nov 01, 2010
^I dunno. This one is for d ladies.[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=543381.msg7058360#msg7058360 date=1288636393]Where is da link 4 guyz on sale? Am interested and wud lyk 2 purchase one or two grin[/quote]
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2010
REALITY101:
Which way do you want to die?
By logging out.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:22pm On Nov 01, 2010
Yorisb:
^^U don collect bribe abi? Typical Aba Naija Man! undecided tongue
That was due to circumstances beyond my control . . . I'm offering anoda big fish . . . Inked_Nerd.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:15pm On Nov 01, 2010
The lines are ridden with calls to free googles. I concur, googles is off d list. Googles, sori 4 d embarassment. I'm offering . . . guess who?
Romance › Re: What Do You Think About Online Flirting, Is It Permitted When You In A Relationship by slap1(m): 7:10pm On Nov 01, 2010
kabukabu50:
Flirting, grin grin grin, pleez,some of the females in here are some of the ugliest buguzans you could ever meet, put their pics online so we can all see, My swag is on another level as you can see,
Sharp car-washer! Pesin bring car 4 u to wash and u don wear cloth snap picture sharp-sharp! Omo Naija!
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 6:35pm On Nov 01, 2010
Ifedisky:
Naa Mukina is priceless-my favourite Gunner!, the rest? Ahead.
Muki is graciously excluded. The bid for Googles is still on. N50 and u get Tpiah free, plus Tpiah@.
Education › Re: What Is The Key Behind Your Academic Success? by slap1(m): 6:14pm On Nov 01, 2010
God's grace, basically.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 5:55pm On Nov 01, 2010
^ you're free. So who is this priceless lady?
Romance › Re: What Do You Think About Online Flirting, Is It Permitted When You In A Relationship by slap1(m): 5:52pm On Nov 01, 2010
I see nothing wrong with e-flirting. It's fun, I think, for those who have the time for it.
Health › Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by slap1(m): 5:46pm On Nov 01, 2010
Posting on every thread, like Mr Cork or Cork Mr.
Romance › Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 5:41pm On Nov 01, 2010
Errm. . .yeah! This is a counter-thread. How can these ladies be offering ''moiney'' to buy guys at auction and u guys keep quiet. Wetin dem cook give una? They just bought Mr Cork some minutes ago, we now have Cork Mr(WDH are we gonna do wit dis one?). Now I'm auctioning the ladies, too. I start with Googles, Jennykadry and Mrs Eve. Bid for anyone of them, no amount is too small!
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 5:28pm On Nov 01, 2010
LWKMD @ Cork Mr. Damn it, I can't fit laff!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Moderator Needed To Post Real Madrid And Barcelona Match Threads by slap1(m): 4:11pm On Nov 01, 2010
andyprez:
Now the real league is to be discussed here & spare those mumbo jumbo overated EPL.
It may yet be a pipe-dream.
Webmasters › Re: Must One Be Good In Mathematics To Be A Programmer by slap1(m): 3:59pm On Nov 01, 2010
jay bee:
You don't have to be good in mathematics to be a programmer as you can have a logical mind without having much flare for mathematics.

Same as someone being good at IT but not necessarily being good at Mathematics.

It also depends on the programming language.

You do have to be good in maths to be an Engineer cool cool
namfav:
no you don't have to

why should you? everything you want to do is already available, do you need feet to drive a car?
Might still give it a shot, after all. No harm in trying, they say.
Celebrities › Re: World's Widest Mouth (Guiness Book Of Record) Won By A 20 Yr Old Angolan. Pics by slap1(m): 3:07pm On Nov 01, 2010
Guiness Book of Records: creating 'celebrities' from deformities.
Webmasters › Re: Must One Be Good In Mathematics To Be A Programmer by slap1(m): 2:21pm On Nov 01, 2010
Slyr0x:
Desktop Publishing grin grin
Lol, I mean something higher, don't wanna be a café operator!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Moderator Needed To Post Real Madrid And Barcelona Match Threads by slap1(m): 2:15pm On Nov 01, 2010
It's good to have options. Since only Chelseabmw has volunteered for now, I'm guessing the plan is not going to work. Where are these Madrid and Barca fans?
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Clashes With Clarence Peters. by slap1(m): 2:05pm On Nov 01, 2010
N5m shouldn't be too much for a D'banj video. Why the fuss? Onye na ejighi ego anaghi eri ofe Owerri. If the money is too much for D'banj, let him stop dreaming big.
Webmasters › Re: Must One Be Good In Mathematics To Be A Programmer by slap1(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2010
Programming has always been a field I so much desire to go into but my only setback is my poor understanding of maths (I only managed a C6 in my SSCE). Is there any other relevant field of study in computer studies that requires a lesser understanding of maths?
Politics › Re: Fire Guts Dokpesi’s Ait, Raypower In Kano. by slap1(m): 12:15pm On Nov 01, 2010
banom:
It was the the hand work of your fathers peni*s, hopeless animal, you are the reason Nigeria is backward. pathetic Idio*t
You obviously have no sense of humour.
Romance › Re: Share Your Romantic Text Messages . . . by slap1(op): 12:10pm On Nov 01, 2010
Pple we see when our eyes are open matters a lot, but d ones we see when our eyes r clozd matters most. When I cloz my eyes, I see u!

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