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Sorry Man U, you start losing today.

I can now have my lunch. Dang, dat was near heart-breaking!

ifyalways:
. . .thats why what precisely

That's why they're the only ones he sees. There may 200 Igbo gals and just 80 of them are lesbos, while there may be 100 Yoruba gals out of which 75 are lesbos. However, don't think I'm for the poster's baseless assumption.

yorke:
Even thinking can attest 2 it that even in thinking im stil thinking abt u.

Great. Reminds of a certain quote: the heart has it's own reason that reason itself knows nothing of. Blaise Pascal, I think.

odiaero:
Characteristics of slap-1, always opening bomboo threads to console himself the day he knows that Arsenal will lose

Chelsea fan, hope you're watching, lol. Blackburn 1 - 0 Chelsea.

Bro J clearly has some home-work to do.

ohaechesi:
mine is different from all the text messages posted here. mine could make a gal call a guy on phone 100 time just to admit that she has fallen in love without even seeing the guy for the first time. i don't give out my code easily, it will cost u guys some money

So what bardic grandeur makes an abode of your pompous being?

ohaechesi:
@poster

how many wounds have u conceived in your relationship? better discuss it here for better advice rather than going about it the other way round

Your unsolicited, infinitesimal, gibberish of an opinion has been seen.

skydeep:
Love made me quit clubbing. I am still quitin other things. No more obscene topics.

That's nice. I can see your erotic profile pic is down for Jesus. . .and it's now "bad girl turn good", not vice-versa. Love is strong . Well, keep the fire burning.

Ok. Will go first! . . . A person u luv and care 4 automatically becomes a part of u. So dear, take gud care of urself coz I don't want 2 luz a part of me!

It may be a bad or harmless habit but you stopped it all the same, because the one you love(ed) said so. I know people that've stopped smoking and taking much alcohol for love's sake. For me, I had to cut down the flow of sarcasm and jokes from my brain to my mouth to make her happy, then. I've also made a girl to stop laughing like she's at the Olympics, laughing for a medal. She also stopped going out often and reduced her make-up rate(I detest superfluous make-ups), etc. How about you? What habit have you dropped for love?

We can't ignore the role of text messages in contemporary romance/relationships. It speaks for the reticent lovers, heals love-inflicted wounds and mends broken hearts. When a loved one makes you annoyed, sleep becomes elusive. But a single text from him/her can have you dozing like you took sleeping pills. I can go on, and on. It is also clear that not all of us are gifted with the proper creativity to string words together and come up with an 'edible' text message. So, I suggest we share some romantic text messages we have come across, or the ones we created ourselves. It could be in various categories: apologetic, complimentary, greeting, funny, birthday, goodnight, goodmorning, valentine, 'toasting', etc. Cheers.

English & Literary Studies. You?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=541011.msg7036843#msg7036843 date=1288334906]What's Hostel B and C? [/quote]Names of the hostels in our school.

Specialist900:
i stay at town(okigwe)

will be moving into Okigwe or Uturu next year.

^ alright.

Specialist900:
thats why they are much in HOSTEL C

Oh yeah, even in Emergency. I know you're in my school. I'm in Hostel B, how about you?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=540898.msg7036757#msg7036757 date=1288333817]
Hmmmm -__-[/quote]?

The Igbo are more in population than the other tribes, and you see them everywhere. That's why!

There are guys dat gets some girls dripping from their between by just seeing them. There are also guys that the girls give no damn about. When guys in d first class come around, the girls will melt easily. But the other guys may need money, text message, long sermon and even fasting & prayer, to squeeze out a kiss. [quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=540898.msg7036708#msg7036708 date=1288332930]
If you have a problem with my post you can go jump off a roof [/quote]Nwa oma were nwayo, ugbu a wu ututu.

If these containers where not seized, this story would not have come up. The initial story had it that the containers were also carrying tiles. If the consignment was really headed for Gaza strip, I think it ought to have been hidden in something else, not tiles.

Kobojunkie:
The daft ones in this case would be those who accept this as fact, without at least doing some homework to confirm that the University even brings in enough each month to afford such, no matter what the source.

Methinks he means the total amount he spends on ALL his American lecturers per month. The amount seems inflated, considering the fact that the said university is practically unknown.

Do we need another evidence before this man is made to face justice? How did he come about this outrageous wealth? One million dollars per month! Na wa o! www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201010295293351

This is actually as frightening as it's unbelievable. A woman in Umuahia was delivered of a snake after hours of prayers at a Cherubim and Seraphim church. www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/oct/29/national-29-10-2010-010.htm

Nkwucha awughi ujo.

Ibu anyi ndanda, o ji akpa ntu mere pillow, oyi na-atu mba, oke nmanwu, ogbara nkiti okwu juru n'onu, elewe ejeghi oru, oku n'agba ozara, odo mmiri Bethsaida, ugwu a na ari atu egwu, etc.

Andre Uweh:
Odumegwu Judah-Lion of Judah.

Odum ebo Judah.

Odunnu:
Why are you harsh? Tot we were discussing

He apparently can't hold a simple, harmless discussion. Let him be, for his own good.

Being a little taller will do me good, but God ain't dumb. Thanks to Him!

[quote author=Mr^Cork link=topic=540849.msg7033418#msg7033418 date=1288279227]nonsense? No, I spek the truth on behalf of Nairalanders!1 [/quote]Right behind you! Speak or spek on, nothing do you! You are the becomrich of Romance Section!

[quote author=Mr^Cork link=topic=540817.msg7032572#msg7032572 date=1288272101]actualy my asian friend marryed a Nigerian coz she wanted to learn how to cook Jolllof rice, true story![/quote]Someone got me really annoyed this afternoon. I was still boiling with anger when I logged in and read the baty Mr Cork's posts. Now Lwkmd.