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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by slap1(m): 3:45pm On Oct 28, 2010

HOTsnow:
Oooo yess Mikel Well Done dawg:::::
Me sef i be the Best passer on Nairaland:::
Me be the best passer on the pitch with four legs::::My Club? HOTSNOW FC---inked nerd, google, dyte, whiterose and other cuties, u r welcome to my club:::109, slap1 B d referees

Thanks, but with Inked, google, etc on the pitch, 190 will lose focus.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by slap1(m): 3:41pm On Oct 28, 2010

Good. But is this not a ridiculous thing to add to your C.V? Best passer, what kinda passes? Mikel to Essien, Essien to Zhikorv, Zhikorv to Mikel, Mikel to John Terry! Darn! How about Mikel to Drogba or Anelka, à la Fabregas to RVP, Chamakh, Walcott or Arshavin?

Celebrities › Re: Exclusive Pictures Of P-square's N500m Mansion by slap1(m): 12:15pm On Oct 28, 2010

Sounds like an Alao-Akala contract. That house shouldn't cost more than 150 milla, unless it's armed with nuclear war-heads. N500 million my big head, when did they start singing?

Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Divorces Husband On Facebook by slap1(m): 12:06pm On Oct 28, 2010

Nonsense story. Why did he marry a computer literate? (joking).

Health › Re: CNN Founder Donates $1bn To Nigeria For Polio Eradication by slap1(m): 11:55am On Oct 28, 2010

The fact is, our problem is not caused by lack of money but too much of it, hence money is thrown at problems with little care given to the fact that it may not be used judiciously. I'd rather the WHO spend the money on our behalf.

Health › Re: CNN Founder Donates $1bn To Nigeria For Polio Eradication by slap1(m): 11:49am On Oct 28, 2010

The money will increase the spread of polio.

Politics › Re: Ohaneze Solidly Behing Ibb - Obinna Uzoh by slap1(m): 10:38am On Oct 28, 2010

Can he win a free and fair election in his village?

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 10:31am On Oct 28, 2010

Corky Joe:
slap1 , Bro, first, u need to get rid of your Milk teeeth ,

before u start tinkin about deep voice (no oofeinse)

Aka ewu!

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 8:17am On Oct 28, 2010

^^Ishi azu!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am Falling In Love With A Nairalander. by slap1(m): 8:13am On Oct 28, 2010

Corky Joe:
well am only in love with: Googles, Queen eve, Sweet potato, annnawhite, OMOLOLA, MyGoldie, MzDarkness & Candyness,

Still cant get no punnny though

But you can get a rope or otapiapia and get it over with.

Politics › Re: Ohaneze Solidly Behing Ibb - Obinna Uzoh by slap1(m): 7:45am On Oct 28, 2010

babapupa:
Ibo people fit sell out anybody for money talk less their own people.

They ain't never gonna learn.

babapupa:
speak English my friend,

Education › Re: Sharia: VC Bans Hugging Of Female Students by slap1(m): 7:34am On Oct 28, 2010

This Sharia thing don't belong to this age. How is hugging bad? People hug everytime, in churches, in banks, etc. Do they also flog them in school? Darn! Becomrich was right,these people should really be moved to Benin Republic. Chei, and harmattan is just around the corner!

Politics › Re: 2011: I‘ll Emerge Pdp Consensus Candidate –gusau by slap1(m): 7:02am On Oct 28, 2010

I wish you Goodluck.

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 6:57am On Oct 28, 2010

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=539912.msg7029261#msg7029261 date=1288235234]I like men with deep voice. If your voice is like Justin Bieber and with that age of his, I would give you a dirty slap angry

[/quote]lol.

Celebrities › Re: Finally: Genevieve Nnaji To Appear On CNN connect by slap1(m): 6:23am On Oct 28, 2010

Good exposure and lift for Genny. Don't let it get into your head because if it does you'll be on the ground before you know it.

Celebrities › Re: Do You Wish To Be A Model? by slap1(m): 5:07pm On Oct 27, 2010

I'm alreay a model.

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To Spikedcylinder by slap1(m): 4:41pm On Oct 27, 2010

The sun will never set on your success. Happy Birthday.

Romance › Re: Nigerians Girls Cannot Be Bad If The Nigerian Guys Did Not Make Them So by slap1(m): 4:32pm On Oct 27, 2010

Orikinla, what's it with you and these feminist threads?

Politics › Re: Armed Robbers Raids Unity Bank At Kwali, Fct, Abuja - Breaking News. by slap1(m): 4:20pm On Oct 27, 2010

Enjoyment1:
Oh my great nation, what have you done wrong? Oh Abuja, the land for all tribes, woe to you, for the devil (I mean crime), have come to dwell in you.
Oh Jonathan's administration, what is it that you have done to men of the under-world ? Only GOD knows what will happen next!

Forgive me, for being so poetric

Are you ok?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Mugabe's 2nd Wife Is Cheating On Him With A Younger Man by slap1(m): 4:03pm On Oct 27, 2010

Are there no beautiful girls in Zimbabwe?

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 3:37pm On Oct 27, 2010

queeneve:
My husband voice is that manly voice, and when he speaks pidgins with his friends, he sound girlish,

You mean Mr Cork? (no oofeince)

Family › Re: My Mom Gave Birth After 19years! by slap1(m): 3:26pm On Oct 27, 2010

I believe you don't want people to know that the bed still creaks at night in your house. No big deal. Help your new brother, don't let him make the mistakes you made while growing up. As for your friends, tell them the news in a happy mood, don't sound like you're reading a funeral oration. That way, they'd likely keep their opposing views to themselves.

Celebrities › Re: I Never Planned To Be Polygamous - Tuface Idibia by slap1(m): 3:05pm On Oct 27, 2010

What you lack is self-control. It would have helped you do two things: a)hold yourself when you see a meaty thigh, b) give yourself a little time to 'condomize' before action.

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 2:29pm On Oct 27, 2010

maurchy:
some pple feel intimidated by deep voices while some (esp ladies) find it rather sexy. d only 'down' abt a deep voice is dat u cant whisper effectively. no matter how hard u try, u'll always be heard.

Sometimes when you bring your voice down, people just hear the noise -- not what you say. This happens mostly when I go to the bank. The workers at the counter would always say: "Please speak up, sir", and when I do, the look on their faces makes me look to the right. I'll be like: "You asked for it, sorry!"

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Romance › Re: A Girl Asking A Guy 2 Be Her Lover by slap1(m): 12:24pm On Oct 27, 2010

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=539737.msg7023818#msg7023818 date=1288177727]
Huh? huh

[/quote]Slip of finger, sorry.

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 12:20pm On Oct 27, 2010

martyns303:
My own is that i have this ''western accent'' expectially when am speaking Queen's english. People look at me each time i speak, if i should be asking question in class everybody Goes absolutly quite, am a choirister so our music director always make me present songs, whenever i try to hustle a girl she thinks am fronting ''yankee'' for her. God knows i have no control over it.

I also have a similar 'problem'. I think mine is the product of watching so many western movies and reading lots of western novels. I wouldn't know if my accent is western, though. I just know it's different from that of those around me.

190:
[color=DEEPPINk]Nairaland

ROMANCE SECTION!! [/color]

Shut up dia, lol. Is there a Voice Section?

Romance › Re: A Girl Asking A Guy 2 Be Her Lover by slap1(m): 12:06pm On Oct 27, 2010

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=539737.msg7023115#msg7023115 date=1288171145]Women are already doing things like that. I've asked guys out before and have "made the first move" before.[/quote]Of course, I remember that day . . .

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Chic: O, Pls Help: Attached Is Pic by slap1(m): 11:56am On Oct 27, 2010

What a cretin!

Romance › Re: How Should A Guy's Voice Sound? by slap1(op): 11:52am On Oct 27, 2010

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=539912.msg7023564#msg7023564 date=1288175404]How old are you? The voice will become a little lighter when u grow older. My younger brother had a very deep voice,but it's not that deep anymore. As Mygoldie said,be proud of what u got wink

[/quote]I'm in my twenties and, yeah, I'm proud of my voice; but I'm not proud of the people that turn to look at me. Thanks.

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