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Politics › Re: Case For Split Of Nigeria Into Manageable Units by slap1(m): 8:40am On Nov 06, 2010
^^ "our oil" depicts the idiosyncratic thought pattern of some people. And as long as Nigeria stands as one, you may have a hard time proving them wrong. And FYI, I am a complete Igbo from Imo State. Go ask the Eze Igbo of Nairaland, His Royal Highness, EzeUche0 or his cabinet members, Andre Uweh, Udezue, etc.
TV/Movies › Re: Pirated Nigerian Movies Seized In The U.S.A by slap1(m): 8:22am On Nov 06, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=545635.msg7088523#msg7088523 date=1289025221]It's sexy when a man thinks. Keep it up.[/quote]. . .And natural when a woman doesn't. Keep being natural.
Music/Radio › Re: Winners Of The 2010 Channel 0 Music Video Awards by slap1(m): 8:12am On Nov 06, 2010
Congrats to the winners; it doesn't mean they are better than the others.
Phones › Re: Mtn Coming Out With A Surprise Very Soon by slap1(m): 8:03am On Nov 06, 2010
leke999:
nothing good can come from MTN.I abadoned my MTN sim since 2008 for GLO.now i have added ETISALAT to my fleet.
Etisalat thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,you are the best!
Your fleet indeed! Lol!
TV/Movies › Re: Pirated Nigerian Movies Seized In The U.S.A by slap1(m): 7:27am On Nov 06, 2010
^^ I think you are being selfish. If you are an actress or a musician, I bet you'll be singing a different tune.
Politics › Re: Case For Split Of Nigeria Into Manageable Units by slap1(m): 7:14am On Nov 06, 2010
I disagree with Mr. Ishiekwene where he appeared to imply that leadership may not really be our problem. No matter how vast Nigeria is, good leadership can nip our developmental problems in the bud. For instance, it will take a good leader to create regional central banks and EFCC, state policing and power generation. Talking about division, it still takes a leader with balls to take such step. It will be difficult, nay impossible to divide Nigeria because we are dependent on oil as our source of revenue. How do we expect the people that will find themselves without oil to survive? Who will have the oil? Niger-Deltans alone? No sir! It is OUR oil! Until we bring back the era of the groundnut pyramids, tomatoes and onions of the North, the cocoa, latex and rubber of the West, the oil palm, yam, garri and rice of the East -- until we encourage productivity in general and give every region (or unit) a reason not to always think, eat, dream and speak oil -- we still have to be "one Nigeria", grudginly or not.
Politics › Re: Case For Split Of Nigeria Into Manageable Units by slap1(m): 6:22am On Nov 06, 2010
[quote author=na2day! link=topic=546336.msg7088218#msg7088218 date=1289015745]Lets get this man into Aso rock, A.S.A.P grin[/quote]Why? Did he just make a huge political discovery?
Food › Re: Whale In Lagos(with Pics) by slap1(m): 4:52am On Nov 06, 2010
. . . .Give us this day, our daily bread. . .
Food › Re: Whale In Lagos(with Pics) by slap1(m): 4:50am On Nov 06, 2010
[quote author=na2day! link=topic=545927.msg7088206#msg7088206 date=1289015266]I'm a xtian, i dont grab such grin grin grin
U can turn to a tuber of yam, u know! grin[/quote]Lol, are these words not contradictory?
Politics › Re: How Does The Thieving Of Corrupt Nigerians Affect Their Kids? by slap1(m): 4:39am On Nov 06, 2010
Ironically, some of us whose parents are not politicians wouldn't mind having 'son of a corrupt politician' written all over their body, so long as the cash flows. The rich kids that are ashamed don't know what they have until they lose it, the poor ones don't fully understand what they're missing until they have it. It's all about individual morality, I believe.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Orders Early Completion Of Road Projects In S-east by slap1(m): 4:24am On Nov 06, 2010
naijaking1:
I could have said this was a typo., until I read and heard same mistake from other sources. Haba, Mr. journalist!
The engineer absolved his company of blames, not absorded his company of blames.
So much for writing English words as they sound in Igbo language.
You need not imply that the Igbo are the only people that makes this mistake.
TV/Movies › Re: Pirated Nigerian Movies Seized In The U.S.A by slap1(m): 4:17am On Nov 06, 2010
Are recent Nigerian movies not 'pirating' themselves?
Food › Re: Whale In Lagos(with Pics) by slap1(m): 4:11am On Nov 06, 2010
redsun:
People perish for lack of knowledge.There are cattles,goats,pigs,sheep,entelopes,even rabbits to rear and make available for all,yet pple are looking for source of protein in a dead whale that could be diseased.
Wetin kill fish no go kill man.
Food › Re: Whale In Lagos(with Pics) by slap1(m): 4:03am On Nov 06, 2010
Talk is to talk and fish [whale] is to chop. Make una dey dia.
Phones › Re: Mtn Coming Out With A Surprise Very Soon by slap1(m): 3:40am On Nov 06, 2010
Can't really guess why this is on the front page. It's either Seun knows the poster/the story. . .Or he wants to mock MTN, the Money Thieving Network. As for me, I'm about getting a Glo line to enjoy the Glo Infinito.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Orders Early Completion Of Road Projects In S-east by slap1(m): 3:44pm On Nov 05, 2010
To talk or not to talk is not the question. To do or not to do is. And the order should be extended to other zones, not just the SE.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 3:38pm On Nov 05, 2010
ola olabiy:
POSER.


GEJ needs to get his acts together if he's going to succeed.

GEJ needs to get his act together if he's going to succeed.


Which one, my people?
The second. [His act].
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 3:34pm On Nov 05, 2010
ola olabiy:
I wouldn't say INCORRECT. But, I prefer the first one.

Why?

Odemwengie is a striker. Fact. He plays International football for a certain country (Nigeria, here). You also have to understand the significance of 'the' in the phrase.

The statement does not relate to his nationality (Nigerian). It only explains, further, the proper noun 'Odemwengie'.

It is about the 'country' not 'nationality'.

Let's use 'England'/'English' to analyse this.

Rooney, the England striker, . . . . . . . ,

Rooney, the English striker, . . . . . . . . ,


You'd agree that the second statement seems to refer to (qualify) Rooney's race (nationality) and not 'country' (the one he plays for).

The idea here is not to qualify him in 'that' sense with the use of an adjective (Nigerian) but to explain 'Rooney' further in terms of football (international football, that is).

I'm not saying it is not allowed, though.
I actually considered this. Thanks.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 3:31pm On Nov 05, 2010
stevetboy9:
Oga Ooo! Slap1, Wetin be ponmon or chopulate?
[quote author=amy_girlrl link=topic=519155.msg7084614#msg7084614 date=1288964551]na wa oo[/quote]Ponmo is what we pronounce as Kpomo or Kanda.' Chopulate' is another way of saying 'chop'. So, in other words, did I eat your kpomo?
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 3:16pm On Nov 05, 2010
Hmmm . . . the ladies are having a ball. No big deal, will open my own shop soon. Keep enjoying urselves. . .
Romance › Re: Couples/lovers Sharing Passwords With Each Other: Advantage & Disadvantage by slap1(m): 2:53pm On Nov 05, 2010
fstranger:
HAHAHa. Just so you know, the OWNER (Seun) was my roomie in college.
Matters not. Thanks for correcting my mistake. We dabble in and out of solecism now and then. At least, Opabukun has proved that. However, your attack on Mediatrix8 was unprovoked and rude.
Romance › Re: Couples/lovers Sharing Passwords With Each Other: Advantage & Disadvantage by slap1(m): 2:47pm On Nov 05, 2010
[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=545380.msg7084581#msg7084581 date=1288964320]Oh, boy! Yeah, u gotsa go, for real!!! lol

Kidding![/quote]Lol. Now I'm learning you 'hate' the Igbo just for the fun of it.
Romance › Re: Couples/lovers Sharing Passwords With Each Other: Advantage & Disadvantage by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Nov 05, 2010
fstranger:
I hate when non-Nigerians post on NL.


Why can't you just leave us alone!
Are you on facebook? Do you wear made in Naija clothes and shoes? This is the silliest post I've read in a long while. Nairaland is for Nigeria and friends of Nigeria. If you don't like it, log out forever or open your own forum. What a damn rascist!
Romance › Re: Couples/lovers Sharing Passwords With Each Other: Advantage & Disadvantage by slap1(m): 11:59am On Nov 05, 2010
I MAY not give my password to my gf, but I'll certainly give it to my wife if she asks for it, though I won't be needing hers. But I don't hope to be involved with a person that makes a mountain out of a mole-hill.
Politics › Re: IG Disbands Special Crime Squads Nationwide! by slap1(m): 11:48am On Nov 05, 2010
This is just chasing shadows. The same illiterate, trigger-happy, twenty-naira-addicted, unprepared, clueless, helpless, 'weaponless', tactless, brainless tom and jerrys with the lowest level of orientation in policing will be transfered to other states under news squad names to continue from where they stopped. If you sell a monkey and buy a dog, you still have an animal that squats in your house.
TV/Movies › Re: Nigeria Bashed (Or Exposed?) Again On American TV - CSI On CBS by slap1(m): 11:28am On Nov 05, 2010
denony:
Oyibos are scared of us, because naija is very talented in every ramification.
naija man can use 5 minutes to destroy/tap what an oyibo man spent years to build/create
Is this supposed to be a plus for Nigeria?
TV/Movies › Re: Nigeria Bashed (Or Exposed?) Again On American TV - CSI On CBS by slap1(m): 11:26am On Nov 05, 2010
This would have been provocating if it were mendacious, but it's not. Since it's the truth, it should be taken as a call for moral ablution.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 11:05am On Nov 05, 2010
stevetboy9:
Slap1, not only homo you'll see but ariel and elephant gold or better still ose konta. Olofofo, I wasn't refering to you.
Did I 'chopulate' your ponmo?
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 11:03am On Nov 05, 2010
ola olabiy:
POSER.


Odemwengie, the Nigeria striker, . . . . . . , 

Odemwengie, the Nigerian striker, . . . . . ,

Which one?
I'll go with the second one. [Nigerian].
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:53am On Nov 05, 2010
ola olabiy:
POSER.


Had your results (exam) yet, Tolu?


Had your result (exam) yet, Tolu?

Which one?
The first sentence is correct.[results]
Politics › Re: Primate Ayodele: The Prophet Who (fore)saw Independence Bomb Blast. by slap1(m): 8:32am On Nov 05, 2010
If his prophecies have proven to hold water then he should be taken seriously. But of course our politicians obviously have 'better' things to worry about.
Politics › Re: Protest In Aba As ‘bakassi Boys’ Kill Trader by slap1(m): 8:26am On Nov 05, 2010
They are the governor's thugs. You can't believe the criminal activities those boys effect in that town. Every year every shop, kiosk, okada-rider, taxi driver, etc, in Aba pay them N500, aside the regular, criminal levies they impose at will. Worse still nobody questions them when they butcher innocent people for nothing. The people's resolve to live under continuous injustice is responsible for their backwardness and, ironically, their 'unity', too.

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