₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,791 members, 8,513,706 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 11:58 AM

Toggle theme

Slap1's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Slap1's Profile › Slap1's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 (of 390 pages)

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 6:23pm On Nov 03, 2010
tkb417:
no ofeinse

ure going bananas

isnt she the same person u sold to me on the other thread?
Oh yes! This ain't d oda thread and I didn't sell her, she bought me!
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=542902.msg7072299#msg7072299 date=1288802265]hahahhahahahaha

"job description"

that was priceless

hahahahahah[/quote]Shalap dia!
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 6:01pm On Nov 03, 2010
Odunnu:
I hope you understand your job description?
Wareva! There is always room for promotion. One day I will 'service' madam. Besides, once you see me, your knees will go weak. Truss me!
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 5:05pm On Nov 03, 2010
At least I'm costly, and Odunnu is tight. If ever I was 'zoned' to Tpiah, Mrs and Ms eve and potato . . . . I'll just drink rat poison. I can manage Odunnu (kinda).
Phones › Re: Help, I Can't Send Sms With My Phone. by slap1(op): 8:45am On Nov 03, 2010
I've checked it. It's +234803000000.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:33am On Nov 03, 2010
My Goldie ==== promo copy
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:31am On Nov 03, 2010
Ok. Buy Tink_sh and Mediatrix8, get mygoldie free(I mean it). Since Mr Cork said she can't cook. I give her as bonus.
Romance › Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by slap1(m): 6:56am On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7067994#msg7067994 date=1288762632]Modified[/quote]Modified!
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some People Here Are So Annoying Instead Of Giving Advise And Help? by slap1(m): 4:29am On Nov 03, 2010
As our usernames are different, so are our 'problems' different. Ignore the posts you find irritating. Like someone said, grow a backbone and you're good to go, ok?
Romance › Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by slap1(op): 4:24am On Nov 03, 2010
Mygoldie:
i don't think i can change who i am becos of a guy(im not a bad lover tho) but if he doesn't like the way i am,he should BEAT IT!!! simples!
Wait till you're thirty.
Romance › Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by slap1(op): 4:21am On Nov 03, 2010
xynerise:
Because of love I stopped drinking garri always. grin.
Mehn! I like drinking garri o! It has a unique way of cooling my entire system.
Romance › Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by slap1(m): 4:13am On Nov 03, 2010
Didn't know I exude a bossy aura. Now do I? Well, I'm actually very humble, kind, witty, funny, dumb, intelligent, stewpid, nasty, smart, dull, pain-in-the-azs, boring, lively and every other etc a girl likes.
Phones › Help, I Can't Send Sms With My Phone. by slap1(op): 4:05am On Nov 03, 2010
Pls wot shud I do? I can only send mms. I use mtn SIM. Pls help me out asap.
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers on Nairaland willing to assist you. by slap1(m): 4:01am On Nov 03, 2010
Pls I can't send sms with my phone since 2 days but I send mms. I use mtn. What do I do?
Celebrities › Re: Lmfao: 50 Cent Showing Off His Money [photos Inside] by slap1(m): 3:57am On Nov 03, 2010
We all know he has money. But he's a bore. You are a bore when you keep telling people what they know.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2010
Yorisb:
cheesy cheesy Reminds me of those Ogbete hustlers
Oh yeah. . .
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 9:13pm On Nov 02, 2010
Phate07:

Okay auctioneer, could you pls forward MrsEve and Aminalib to my place Asap? wink

~~wheres the dyamm auctioneer when u need him the most.~~
Forwarded!
Celebrities › Re: Miss Ghana 2010 Is Stephanie Karikari by slap1(m): 9:07pm On Nov 02, 2010
She looks funny.
Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Was Trapped In A Lift For Minutes by slap1(m): 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2010
hescool:
you are a slowpoke angry
I don't think so. Poster must be equating it with a plane crash. He is not a slowpoke, he is just dumb.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:58pm On Nov 02, 2010
chi-baby is up for grabs. Just laf and she's urs. Very cheap, u see?
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 8:56pm On Nov 02, 2010
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=543381.msg7065986#msg7065986 date=1288725440]Lookin at da bids showz how poor Nl dudez are sad[/quote]More like how inferior and cheap d girls are.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:15pm On Nov 02, 2010
Ok, buy Ileke-Idi, get Tpiah free(I mean it in a gud way).
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 7:13pm On Nov 02, 2010
Ileke-Idi is still up for grabs, wot r u guys waitin for? . . .Ok, I get it; Economic Meltdown.
Romance › Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by slap1(op): 4:08pm On Nov 02, 2010
^^ Nothing. Your post was kinda funny to me. That's all.
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 3:53pm On Nov 02, 2010
Anoda big one . . . . . Kobojunkie! Is she man or woman?
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by slap1(op): 3:50pm On Nov 02, 2010
buccaneer7:
returned goods - she nor fit cook
Ok. Leave her for Mr Cork, she gots Nyansh.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 (of 390 pages)