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Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 11:56am On Nov 01, 2010

nellaluv:
Auction for wia? They need to be sold for scraps, scientist might find their reproductive organs useful

ain't that a harsh thing to say?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Moderator Needed To Post Real Madrid And Barcelona Match Threads by slap1(m): 11:51am On Nov 01, 2010

@all these Madrid and Barca fans, Seun did not ask you guys to re-affirm your allegiance to 'your' clubs, what he is asking is: "Will you moderate?" Haba!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Moderator Needed To Post Real Madrid And Barcelona Match Threads by slap1(m): 11:47am On Nov 01, 2010

For the sake of 'Federal character' I think it's a good idea.

Celebrities › Re: Tu-baba Ready To Make Babies Again by slap1(m): 10:19am On Nov 01, 2010

Slip of hand.

Celebrities › Re: You Cannot Manipulate My Husband---ini Edo by slap1(m): 10:16am On Nov 01, 2010

Demdem:
Good for u.

Bad for Mr. Bigs and KFC.

Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:03am On Nov 01, 2010

stevetboy9:
Good work, but you love girls oh

He no be homo na.

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 9:46am On Nov 01, 2010

Bring out Bk/babe to be auctioned asap!

Romance › Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by slap1(op): 9:00am On Nov 01, 2010

3kay945:
dont know what to drop yet!, am still thinking.

Indecision. Drop it.

Politics › Re: There’s Cabal In N’assembly – Clerk ! by slap1(m): 8:42am On Nov 01, 2010

Let him go and sit down jor! If he is not a part of the major "cabal" in the NASS(how I dislike this word now!) he wouldn't have been the clerk. He needs to shut up.

Celebrities › Re: Soft-spoken 18-year-old American Wins Miss World by slap1(m): 8:24am On Nov 01, 2010

wealth2al:
"I've never met a stranger and enjoy meeting new people," she says in the bio.

Is this a fact or she was just 'forming'?

Literature › Re: My Novel Project by slap1(m): 6:25pm On Oct 31, 2010

I see a talent having a romance with the 'incubator'. You're good, no doubt about that. Practice is required to nudge you towards perfection. . .

They were greeted by silence, only the gentle rustle of palm fronds as they made contact with each other.

. . .did what?
The rustle of the palm fronds, I am sure, should contradict the silence; but you did not clearly write so. Again, you seem to be leaving out the commas and fullstops that should precede the closing quotes in the speeches. These are the major errors I've identified for now. However, they did not, in any way, invalidate the fact that you are talented. Goodluck to you.

Culture › Re: Eastern Chicks (mostly Ibo) Top The List Of Gay Women (lesbians) In 9ja: by slap1(m): 4:41pm On Oct 31, 2010

excanny:
^^^

I chuu nwanyi dinu nma. Kee nke i na-achuu?

O na achu oke! Hehehe.

Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 2:11pm On Oct 31, 2010

Ura towa uto, ekwowa ya ekwowa!

Culture › Re: Eastern Chicks (mostly Ibo) Top The List Of Gay Women (lesbians) In 9ja: by slap1(m): 2:03pm On Oct 31, 2010

^ Iwe o na ewe m for what? Biko ahapukwarala m ya o, ndi nke no ebe a na anyigbu m. Egwuruegwu ka m na egwukwa nke m o! I gakwara uka taa?

Romance › Re: Throw Them At Dr El Guapo! by slap1(m): 12:31pm On Oct 31, 2010

no1madman:
I want 2 live inside a woman's bottom. .how do i go about it?

Turn into feaces, or fart. I hear women fart a lot.

Romance › Re: Throw Them At Dr El Guapo! by slap1(m): 10:42am On Oct 31, 2010

Yorisb:
Shaarrrap! Wait until the girls make their choices and u'll discover it'S you. NOT!!!

We get wahala b4?

Celebrities › Re: Eucharia Anunobi ‘finds’ Husband by slap1(m): 10:05am On Oct 31, 2010

So many broke dudes on the loose.

Politics › Re: Day Robbers Entered Ijebu-ode With Rocket Launchers •untold Story Of The Fierce by slap1(m): 9:52am On Oct 31, 2010

^ do you actually believe Lagos is safe?

Culture › Re: Eastern Chicks (mostly Ibo) Top The List Of Gay Women (lesbians) In 9ja: by slap1(m): 9:27am On Oct 31, 2010

excanny:
bro, I dont think i want to stop doing that.

Great. Enjoy yourself, goodluck!

Romance › Re: Throw Them At Dr El Guapo! by slap1(m): 9:15am On Oct 31, 2010

How can I make a choice from 3 girls?

Romance › Re: Share Your Romantic Text Messages . . . by slap1(op): 9:09am On Oct 31, 2010

Belated reply. You didn't lose, neither did we. But we kept a clean sheet. That you guys are topping the table for now is also clear. But be wary when you think you stand lest you fall.

Politics › Re: Convicted Money Launderer Donates To Jonathan's Campaign For Presidency by slap1(m): 7:47am On Oct 31, 2010

@Op. Don't you think the thread-title is kinda subjective?

Politics › Re: Convicted Money Launderer Donates To Jonathan's Campaign For Presidency by slap1(m): 7:42am On Oct 31, 2010

krendo:
This people have no shame at all.

They are sowing where they'll reap. Where were you during OBJ's presidential library chicanery? Technically, this is in order. Campaigns, world over, are funded in like manner.

Politics › Re: Another Explosion Rocks! As Militants Attack Agip Pipelines In Bayelsa. by slap1(m): 7:21am On Oct 31, 2010

kabukabu50:
You really are daft , the abokis have had their Presidents, Yar a dua,Babangida and abacha,did that stop them from creativng havoc and unrest all over the country,boko haram style, you are out of your mind.

I won't be lured into trading irrelevant and unprovoked texts with you. Would you rather I applaud the militants? I condemned their action via what I wrote. What did you do? Chase shadows.

Romance › Re: Share Your Romantic Text Messages . . . by slap1(op): 6:05am On Oct 31, 2010

ITbomb:
I know we were meant for each other. Pls mtn 750

Run for your life!

Romance › Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by slap1(op): 6:00am On Oct 31, 2010

kabukabu50:
Sorry lady,I go for women with their own personal sense of style and independence,not ladies who will come up to me and ask me if their dress is ok?

When you land that kinda chic, bliv me, you'll feel ignored. Besides, EVERYTHING IS RIGHT in a lady asking her man if her dressing is cool. I don't see your point at all.

Politics › Re: Another Explosion Rocks! As Militants Attack Agip Pipelines In Bayelsa. by slap1(m): 5:53am On Oct 31, 2010

Will it be unkind to say these boys are silly? Your brother is on the verge of becoming the president and you can't take care of the home front effectively. Diabolic bunch of sociopaths, when he fails, get ready for real trouble. Apart from marginalization, the next president may not see a problem in deploying soldiers to that place in a ratio of 5:1, i.e, five soldiers to one Bayelsan. Keep bringing in ant-infested fire-wood.

Romance › Re: Queeneve Is My Achilles' Heel. Who Is Your Achilles' Heel? by slap1(m): 10:03pm On Oct 30, 2010

I don't wear high heel.

Culture › Re: Eastern Chicks (mostly Ibo) Top The List Of Gay Women (lesbians) In 9ja: by slap1(m): 8:59pm On Oct 30, 2010

^^ Don't start getting ideas.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Vs Tottenham Hot Spur [2 -0 ] On Sat 30th October 2010 by slap1(m): 8:05pm On Oct 30, 2010

debosky:
The only person who made a mistake is the mofo called Gomes.

First rule in football - always play to the whistle and don't assume the referee has made a decision when he hasn't.

There was no foul, no whistle, no offence. In essence the ball was live, and Nani looked to the official for confirmation before banging the goal in. Very legitimate goal as far as I'm concerned.

Learning from the other foolish mistakes like Arsenal in the CL last season, and Kuyt's goal for Liverpool this season, it's clear you play to the WHISTLE.

Anything else and you get egg on your face - the referee has the final say.

Nice and logical. I think I'm seeing it from your angle, at last. Just what I was asking Tkb to do. However, the officiating was wanting. They helped mystify the whole thing.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Vs Tottenham Hot Spur [2 -0 ] On Sat 30th October 2010 by slap1(m): 7:52pm On Oct 30, 2010

@Tkb, why not explain why the goal is valid?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Vs Tottenham Hot Spur [2 -0 ] On Sat 30th October 2010 by slap1(m): 7:50pm On Oct 30, 2010

With officiating invariably pro-Man U, it's a wonder they don't win all games. Thought bad officiating was gonna end with the World Cup.

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