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Politics › Re: Security Agents Almost Broke My Cousin’s Hand — Jonathan by slap1(m): 7:26am On Oct 25, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=538281.msg7007601#msg7007601 date=1287964870]Aroke? huh[/quote]So what? Lol, abeg poster should come and edit this asap!
Romance › Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by slap1(m): 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2010
You are the soldier ant in my boxers, the craw-craw on my buttocks and the abu nti in my nti.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Who Else Would Be Your Ideal Dream Guy, Apart From Me? by slap1(m): 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2010
You girls are missing a rare chance. Mr Cork got moiney o!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor William Kumuyi (Deeper Life) Remarries by slap1(m): 9:33pm On Oct 24, 2010
Nice, bold move. Better than bleeping 'Nicodemusly' or wanking. Thumbs up, pastor!
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Genevieve Nnaji In Entertainment Weekly (Hollywood Mag) by slap1(m): 9:27pm On Oct 24, 2010
Genny is good, I like her. She looks like my girl . . .
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Genevieve Nnaji In Entertainment Weekly (Hollywood Mag) by slap1(m): 9:25pm On Oct 24, 2010
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=536932.msg7006620#msg7006620 date=1287951779]Angelina Jolie is the Genny of America. cool[/quote]Better.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Genevieve Nnaji In Entertainment Weekly (Hollywood Mag) by slap1(m): 9:20pm On Oct 24, 2010
ralphaello:
hahahaha i laugh deep in urhobo, why is it that men appreciate d hard work of genevieve? nd majority of ladies dont? abi na Jealousy grin
Why would they be jealous of her? I think the ladies are happier about this, they're the ones that watch the home movies, after all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal [0 - 3] On Sun. 24th October 2010 by slap1(m): 6:19pm On Oct 24, 2010
Carry go!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal [0 - 3] On Sun. 24th October 2010 by slap1(m): 6:15pm On Oct 24, 2010
For life. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal [0 - 3] On Sun. 24th October 2010 by slap1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 24, 2010
Who else is in love with Arsenal?

Romance › Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by slap1(m): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2010
404 pick-up.
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Go Crazy Because Of Women Big Buttock by slap1(m): 1:27pm On Oct 24, 2010
Mauricemoh:
effort should be made to discourage men from killing their self because of ordinary buttock that is fully of gas and mess.

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Poor you, just advertising your blog, huh? Well, I didn't visit. But if you're trying to stop men from going after big backsides, why not kill all the women with fat backside? And FYI, a big buttocks is not ordinary, ok? Ask Mr Cork!
Politics › Re: Imo Continues To Lead In Jamb Applications by slap1(m): 11:48am On Oct 24, 2010
phantom:
you mean best sign board erecting governor?
Ohakim is clearly a one-eyed man in a community of blind men, ok? As far as the SE is concerned, he won't come last.
Politics › Re: Imo Continues To Lead In Jamb Applications by slap1(m): 11:45am On Oct 24, 2010
[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=537888.msg7003703#msg7003703 date=1287915594]How come they find it difficult to elect a good governor even with all their education?[/quote]We don't have the worst governor, actually. And I think being educated is not a criteria for electing a good leader, at least not in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Imo Continues To Lead In Jamb Applications by slap1(m): 11:03am On Oct 24, 2010
^As if that was not enough, Ohakim collected some money from the largely broke graduates in order to provide ten thousand jobs for them. They're still waiting for him and he's busy planting flowers in Owerri.
Politics › Re: Pandemonium As Presidential Aircraft Lands On School Premises by slap1(m): 10:52am On Oct 24, 2010
LouisThoro:
and how does this idiotic journalism amount to a nation of confusionists?
We all have times when we cross the lines. It's excusable, I think.
Politics › Re: Pandemonium As Presidential Aircraft Lands On School Premises by slap1(m): 10:47am On Oct 24, 2010
I've noticed that Frank Mba is almost always "unaware" of any serious crime/case? He's really becoming irritating.
Politics › Re: Pandemonium As Presidential Aircraft Lands On School Premises by slap1(m): 10:42am On Oct 24, 2010
Where in the world do planes land without a runway and without a crash?
Politics › Re: Imo Continues To Lead In Jamb Applications by slap1(m): 9:26am On Oct 24, 2010
Ironically, the governor appears to be anti-education.
Politics › Re: Saharareporters:sonny Bowie Okah Speaks:"i Will Help Destroy My Killer-family" by slap1(m): 9:10am On Oct 24, 2010
Is their father still alive? He should have died of hypertension.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Bill Gates' Car by slap1(m): 10:21am On Oct 23, 2010
rasputinn:
Another way of saying STOUT IS BITTER
Lol, I don't take alcohol. But I think the car is too much for comfort.
Politics › Re: They Are Not Boro Haram But Alimajira by slap1(m): 10:13am On Oct 23, 2010
What is the difference?
Politics › Re: Court Sees No Problem With Woman Forced Into Marriage With Senator In North by slap1(m): 7:25am On Oct 23, 2010
Jarus:
Forced marriage has no place in Islam. This is therefore alien to Islam and an attempt to abuse religion.
If anything, spousal consent is the first condition in Muslim marriage, followed by parental consent.
Why then is this happening? Is Islam 'factionalized'?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Confirms Link With Osama’s Al-qaeda •threatens Fresh Attack In North by slap1(m): 7:03am On Oct 23, 2010
chyz:
“Any Muslim that goes against the establishment of Sharia (law) will be attacked and killed,”
Do these people deserve to live?
Politics › Re: Angry Youths Stone Gov Sylva by slap1(m): 6:50am On Oct 23, 2010
Now that's a better testimony of what he is doing as the governor, not what the papers are writing.
Politics › Re: Court Sees No Problem With Woman Forced Into Marriage With Senator In North by slap1(m): 6:45am On Oct 23, 2010
chic2pimp:
Can't You Lot Leave A Comment Without Resorting To The Use Of Derogatory Words Such As Mallam, Aboki And Only Lawd Knows What Else? huh huh undecided
Mallam, Aboki And Only Lawd Knows What Else are NOT derogatory words.
Politics › Re: Edo,delta, Yorubas Are The Poorest In Nigeria Satellite Pictures Shows.cheating by slap1(m): 6:33am On Oct 23, 2010
becomrich: link=topic=537272.msg6996591#msg6996591 date=1287790582]
It is going to be a hard decision for northerner to make. But they do not have choice. either they leave nigeria or remove the edo, delta and Yorubas from Nigeria. This are the option.
I always find this very funny, don't know why.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Bill Gates' Car by slap1(m): 4:56am On Oct 23, 2010
I hate the car; it opens like a coffin.
Politics › Re: Edo,delta, Yorubas Are The Poorest In Nigeria Satellite Pictures Shows.cheating by slap1(m): 8:53pm On Oct 22, 2010
seanet02:
YES THEY WERE BECAUSE THEY FOUGHT A WAR THEY DID NOT PLANNED AND GOT BATTERED SEVERELY
You are living in self-denial if you can't appreciate the creativity of the average Igbo man. Besides, I'm in the wrong frame of mind for some tribal bashing.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Men Want To Date 15 Yr Olds by slap1(m): 7:47pm On Oct 22, 2010
Darn! 15 year olds are confirmed endangered specie around this poster. Smh!
Romance › Re: Which Body Temperaments Are U? by slap1(m): 7:43pm On Oct 22, 2010
Omolola1:
what?
You're about to break someone's heart into 190 pieces(es), that's what.
Politics › Re: Edo,delta, Yorubas Are The Poorest In Nigeria Satellite Pictures Shows.cheating by slap1(m): 7:36pm On Oct 22, 2010
But what is the "cheating" in the thread topic supposed to mean?

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