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I got an Etisalat sim for dis but from all I can see they r not different from d odaz. Is anyone enjoying the N15/min thing?

@Frank-Aba. If so I'll try to garner some votes for him from my school with my little popularity. The guy is better, T.A deserves to work in a pigsty.

D appointment as adg cud be political, ya kno?

I prefer Chukwuemeka Emenike of Newswatch.

Miss. Shearer, u r just s3x-starved!

^^mama-gee have u run out of the pink colour or were u stil feelin sleepy when u typed dis?

T.A might end up losing the elections although I will vote for him if only to wrest power from O.U.K and his mama. But what is Ikechi Emenike waiting for? That guy will surely get my vote if he comes out.

. . .As political as your appointment.

^He will do that.

I can't see any reshufflement.

I can watch UEFA with rotating antenna!

I was watching Total Love, a Nollywood movie, few days ago & was put off by the soundtrack which was sung by Tchidi Chikere, the movie's director. His voice was totally out of sync with the sound. Mr. Chikere is one of the best movie directors in Nollywood but I think is not called to sing as I have noticed in all the movies which soundtrack he supplied. He is always trying to fake one voice or the other. In the said movie, he was either trying to sing like Rihanna, Banky W or Jim Reeves. The lyrics are mostly cool, but the voicing is ghastly and out of tune. I think he should get someone else to do the singing.

Snakes On a Plane, for the 2nd time.

^^ becom tell us how to remove all these states, abeg. I don't want another civil war. @Jarus. Are these permutations based on a free and fair election or what?

Those for the bill should say Ay!

CHRISTIAN BIBLE CHURCH OF GOD. Saw this today. Is there another type of bible?

D silly thing about Nairaland's tribalists is their predictability, you can always tell who and who are going to reply to which post.

Osama10:
More reduction of these corrupt politicians is needed in this country.

Pointless post!

donobi:
theirs is one in Abuja HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY, HIGH TENSION MINISTRY IN LAGOS.

We're all doomed if ever the holy ghost catches fire.

^lol, which smell? I've also seen : OH LORD! SETTLE ME! I was like, how many quids is he owing y'all?

My younger bro was in Ngwa High School. When he was paying school fees it was 1050 (N50 for bank commission). When the 'free education' came, he started paying up to N5000 for PTA, handwork and other frivolities. The worst is no reciepts will be issued. As for the said health centres, I think he meant the number of immunization workers in the state.

Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: Your Money is Looking For You! I can't fit shout.

Dis guy keeps churning out poo on per second billing.

[quote author=sd-6 link=topic=493714.msg6538702#msg6538702 date=1281341153]Yeruba men, educated illiterates![/quote]you've got a forest in ur eyes yet u go about lukin for toot-picks in pple's eyes!

If only dis Bk guy will learn to use comma(,) in his posts. . . .

Did it strike her like thunder, as in she woke up and saw a chest-full of udara fruits?

bibiking1:
He should have acted like a "Big Boy" that he wanted to be treated as, and simply just sent one of his "boys" to get a "girl" for him in "His" hotel room.

I take it u've neva heard of 'spiritual konji',it givs u no room to play Big Boy!

blacksta:
Great discoveries

lol at the sarcasm. Well I don't bliv the whole story. Why would the DPO order the men to finish him off? He had nothing to loose when the guy was just wit a broken leg, the junior officers would be blamed. . . .but if d whole story is true, d relationship between the dead ASP and the DPO should be examined in order to get d motif for the order to kill d ASP.

This one u r flying here and there don't fly pple into the ocean.

chosen04:
Pls why at the bolded . .  . . . . .Why are ONLY SE state universities on strike?

The news is that the South East govs said they are not gonna pay the new improved salary structure while the rest of the country are paying. The ASUU prezdo is from IMSU so he can't swin the federal ocean and get drowned in the state or regional lake, u get? And the worst is that nothing is being said about it, more like we are closed for the semester! I hope GJ does something about this coz I'm tired of staying at home.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=492875.msg6530242#msg6530242 date=1281183763]FIST OF FURY _{(I Swear this is a churchs name in Port-Harcourt, NTA Rd to be exact)}

Later the pastor added "OIL ZONE ONE" to the name. (Like rebranding.)[/quote]Lol, are they involved in oil bunkering?

What can I do to stop etisalat from bombarding me wit unwanted and stray SMS? D thing don tire me.