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Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 1:33pm On Jun 27, 2010
odiaero:
wht is happening here?
None of ur biz.
Romance › Re: Guys:can You Marry Weird Mc(nigerian Pop Star)? by slap1(m): 1:29pm On Jun 27, 2010
^ ^ @ odiaero, so u dey use tongue dey type, smh
Ewooo!
Romance › Re: Guys:can You Marry Weird Mc(nigerian Pop Star)? by slap1(m): 1:26pm On Jun 27, 2010
nellaluv:
^ ^@ slap,
kiss me like that i go manage am kiss kiss .

@Odiaero, na me u call wowo, i don mark you. You and 190 will be my main target on this section grin .
Shuoo? Oya take am.
Romance › Re: Im Confused Oh by slap1(m): 1:19pm On Jun 27, 2010
buttie:
I like this guy but he is short n'not cute, I started datin him like 2 years now thou i had broken up the relationship a number of times and even double-dated he still always found it in his heart to forgive me and at a point i just had to change my ways break up with the other people i was dating to concentrate on him and im greatful cos he has brought me closer to God. Im just scared cos he is not as financially matured as the other people i have dated, im willing to wait but im afraid its taking too long,
Ur type r d reason kidnapping and robbery are on the rise.*joking* If u luv him, stay wit him. If not, move. Dunt stay wit him out of pity.
Romance › Re: A Guy Called Me Saying That He Is My Fiancee's Fiance by slap1(m): 1:04pm On Jun 27, 2010
^^ take d suya and coke to d moderator so they'd unban mama-gee.
Romance › Re: Guys:can You Marry Weird Mc(nigerian Pop Star)? by slap1(m): 1:00pm On Jun 27, 2010
nellaluv:
I wonder wat d aim of this thread is undecided .
If you must know there's always a partner for every1 out there, if u cant marry her some else would, busybodi.
Happi sunday! smiley
I neva brush teeth I for blow u kiss. Well done.
Romance › Re: Guys:can You Marry Weird Mc(nigerian Pop Star)? by slap1(m): 12:42pm On Jun 27, 2010
odiaero:
ah, take it easy, na human like u
Then what is d aim of dis thread?
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Girl And She Loves Me Too,but She Has A Boy Friend.what Should by slap1(m): 12:36pm On Jun 27, 2010
^^ I dey miss Mama-gee. But dunt u tink u r not livin up to ur paternal responsibility, leavin ur wifey's ban go like dat?
Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 12:30pm On Jun 27, 2010
Guy she don show?
Romance › Re: A Guy Called Me Saying That He Is My Fiancee's Fiance by slap1(m): 12:22pm On Jun 27, 2010
cantell:
Aboki, wetin carry you come here?
*Pats Odiaero on d shoulder* don't cry, ok?
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Girl And She Loves Me Too,but She Has A Boy Friend.what Should by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Jun 27, 2010
odiaero:
sharrap dai, is that how to advice someone? ** tear him two hot slaps to make his username slap 2 ** grin
Odiaero is online, get ready for senseless posts, punctuated wit 'lol' and 'lwkmd''.
Politics › Re: What Will Happen To Nairaland If Nigeria Breaks Into Pieces? by slap1(m): 12:12pm On Jun 27, 2010
[quote author=bk/babe97 link=topic=469574.msg6290761#msg6290761 date=1277628336]Lol. U clearly are a newbie on here!lol[/quote]Dat doesn't change d fact dat tribalism is ur second skin.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Should Emulate Abdulsalami —jibril Aminu by slap1(m): 11:58am On Jun 27, 2010
The North gets more jittery by the day. Why not stop 'begging' Jonathan and plan on fielding a strong candidate against him? They have no faith in a rotten electoral system which they helped set up.
Romance › Re: Marry A Lady Your Friend Used And Dumped? by slap1(m): 11:50am On Jun 27, 2010
madlady:
Hmmmmmmm lipsrsealed.
Was my analysis wrong?
Romance › Re: A Guy Called Me Saying That He Is My Fiancee's Fiance by slap1(m): 11:46am On Jun 27, 2010
^^abeg giv me d Coke make I chillax. Kip d igbo for Cantell, he sounds used to it.
Romance › Re: Even Thouh Im Not Goodlooking I Get The Cute Girls by slap1(m): 11:40am On Jun 27, 2010
^^I full ground. Who do u tink wil go? I say England.
Romance › Re: Marry A Lady Your Friend Used And Dumped? by slap1(m): 11:37am On Jun 27, 2010
madlady:
His or her's?
Her's.
Romance › Re: A Guy Called Me Saying That He Is My Fiancee's Fiance by slap1(m): 11:33am On Jun 27, 2010
cantell:
So he should wait till she's thru with drinking tea on his head?
E be like say nut don comot for ya head.
No sir, I no wan make dude poo for pant wit panic. And I tink u av a poor sense of humour.
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Girl And She Loves Me Too,but She Has A Boy Friend.what Should by slap1(m): 11:27am On Jun 27, 2010
Kill d boyfriend and take the girl, anoda guy will luv her and kill u, too. Life goes on.
Romance › Re: ***7 Traits That Make Me Go Gaga*** by slap1(m): 11:21am On Jun 27, 2010
slimdaur:
tall atleast (6ft2) / has manners/ affectionate/ fun luvin/ not broke/ good body/ dresses well. plus i wouldn't mind a bit of[b] backside!
[/b]
U neva stat. U r still young. Wait til u r around 29/30/32. . .d only item on ur list wil be: "He must be willing to take me as I am"
Romance › Re: Even Thouh Im Not Goodlooking I Get The Cute Girls by slap1(m): 10:59am On Jun 27, 2010
Where is Becomrich's birthday party taking place.
Romance › Re: Marry A Lady Your Friend Used And Dumped? by slap1(m): 10:51am On Jun 27, 2010
software:
Do you think the thoughts can ever be forgotton?
NO. But with the right quantity and quality of luv, it will be on ur 'one of those things' list, and if she sees u luv her truly, her guilt will give way to absolute submission.
Romance › Re: A Guy Called Me Saying That He Is My Fiancee's Fiance by slap1(m): 9:30am On Jun 27, 2010
Guy don't panic. U r also d fiance of the guy's fiancee, let him be d panicky bloke.
Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 8:23am On Jun 27, 2010
Today is Sunday, my guy, has she called again?
Politics › Where Is Frosbel? by slap1(op): 7:58am On Jun 27, 2010
I have not been seeing him around for a while. Where is frosbel?
Romance › Re: Marry A Lady Your Friend Used And Dumped? by slap1(m): 7:40am On Jun 27, 2010
^^Kul.
Politics › Re: What Will Happen To Nairaland If Nigeria Breaks Into Pieces? by slap1(m): 7:35am On Jun 27, 2010
^^ I hope EzeUche and co will not reply u accordingly so dat ur stupidity will be zoomed in.
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Becomerich! by slap1(m): 7:28am On Jun 27, 2010
Becomrich0:
Some people who are not nigerian may ask , why are they celebrating my birthday just by posting google earth picture.

For them to understand the reason. It is a history of 50 years, where the north lied about thier census figure to rule the south for over 40 years. Just like in the case of Rwanda, were they was a blood civil war. Nigeria may experience the same if the 2011 election goes ahead without change to registration of voters and who voted.

If the result look the same as of many years where election rigging was the only solution. There would be a blood civil war. Goodluck Jonathan would likely be over thrown and likely shoot death. It is going to be bloodly.

While the result too does not look like the old where the north claim majority, they would still a bloodly blood bath.


So any way the election goes. Nigeria is in trouble. While the south celebrate google earth. The north would not agree to google earth. In case of muttallah USA december bomber. And many more may be like him.


This is why they are celebrating my birthday. The southerner with me posting the google earth just became free .

Do we have solution to our problem. I have been asking for peaceful resolution of the problem before 2011. Which solve the issue of satellite picture .


We have 2 option open to us.

1 . The Yorubas,edo,delta and may be Bayelsa state join the republic of benin or create a country of its own. Which would be agreeable to more than 26 state of the federation , which constitutional we can do.

2. Remove the whole of the southern Niger benue area. This may not be agreeable to some northerner.


Which leave us with option 1 only.


Note the people of the republic of Benin have historical and ethnics background with the Yorubas.edo,delta
the Igbo say: agadi nwanyi anaghi aka nka n'egwu o mara agba. Meaning: an old woman is never old to a music she knows how to dance. I seriously hope this is just becomerich's Internet or Nairaland persona.

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