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Politics › Re: Imo Gov Ohakim Is A Fool by slap1(m): 1:04pm On Aug 07, 2010
Perhaps Ethics & Citizenship Education is a 2nd semester course, so we can't really blame the guy. @OP: The strike affects the whole South East state universities, we at ABSU are also at home. But truth be told, Ohakim is a big time poo-poo!
Christianity Etc › Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by slap1(op): 9:12am On Aug 07, 2010
Jesus Of God Mission. Lwkmd the day I saw this church somewhere in a village in Imo State, I still lol anytime it comes to my mind. I was like WTF! The one on my street was called God's Mennonite Church. I didn't know the meaning till the pastor changed the name. Give us some queer church names you've heard.
Christianity Etc › Some Strange And Funny Crusade Titles You've Come Across. by slap1(op): 8:56am On Aug 07, 2010
The craziest one I've seen and will ever see was in Aba. The crusade's title was :Your Money Is Looking For You! I was suprized and it gave me an advanced knowledge of what the 21st century church is turning into. So what are some of the strange, crazy and funny crusade titles u've come across?
Christianity Etc › Some Strange And Funny Crusade Titles You've Come Across. by slap1(op): 8:55am On Aug 07, 2010
The craziest one I've seen and will ever see was in Aba. The crusade's title was :Your Money Is Looking For You! I was suprized and it gave me an advanced knowledge of what the 21st century church is turning into. So what are some of the strange, crazy and funny crusade titles u've come across?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Can Nairaland Really Help? by slap1(m): 10:06am On Aug 06, 2010
It appears ur stil felin sleepy, wash ur face with cold water before u come online next time.
Politics › Re: 2011: No Amount Is Too Much For Inec — Buhari ! by slap1(m): 7:38am On Aug 06, 2010
^^lol. Buhari is an ingratiating loser!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Bribed Lawmakers To Extend Tenure, Says House Leader ! by slap1(m): 7:18am On Aug 06, 2010
Don't you all go about washing your acrid boxers on air. Why is it taking up till now for Ndume to talk? Bunch of mendacious, pugilistic, larcenous goats! Shut up y'all!
Politics › Re: Igbo Should Field A Presidential Candidate In 2011 by slap1(m): 6:59am On Aug 06, 2010
chyz:
True. Also remember that in the 2007 elections Rochas Okorochas came second to Yaradua, so that speaks alot of volume. If not for rigging,which clearly 70% vote was ridiculous, we would have had an Igbo president.


QUICK NOTE, GET READY FOR DERAILERS TO ENTER wink
Don't you think that was doctored to soothe our frayed nerves?
Politics › Re: Bashir Tofa Relaunches Presidential Bid ! by slap1(m): 6:44am On Aug 06, 2010
I'm also contesting for the office, who will be my running mate cos I'm sure of victory. Just heard from the octopus. . . .
NYSC › Re: Mark Seeks Extension Of Youth Service To Two Years by slap1(m): 6:38am On Aug 06, 2010
I think it should be optional after the first year because some peeps get more broke after the service cos of unemployment. So for such people, I think the option of doing an extra year and earning the regular stipend won't be so bad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Kaita Rejects Offer From Greece •aftermath Of W/cup Red Card by slap1(m): 4:46pm On Aug 05, 2010
12large:
look at this 2 nicompu ayuma16 and semid4life calling keita a good player abeg make thunder strike una mama for that comment. keita is and has always been a useless player the guy is just hardwork am sorry but you need more than just hardwork to be a top player. totally useless mallam that think human being are cows.
Where you raised in the purlieus of a motor-park? Your choice of words is ghastly!
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Securities and Exchange Commission Sacks Okereke, Dangote by slap1(m): 7:39am On Aug 05, 2010
yiboboy:
your biafran kins won't be happy with this.

@ onlytruth: I hereby rechristen thee. . . ONLYLIES!!! angry
you don't have to be happy with the truth for it to be true.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Securities and Exchange Commission Sacks Okereke, Dangote by slap1(m): 6:33am On Aug 05, 2010
Where morality thrives, that woman should have been sacked long ago during her Obama support charade.
Politics › Re: States Jonathan Is Hoping To Win. Make Una No Laugh,He would loss Yorubaland by slap1(m): 6:21am On Aug 05, 2010
I guess this is if the elections were to be free and fair, so what if it's not?
Politics › Re: Nwodo Dissolves Abia Pdp Exco• Preparatory To Gov. Orji’s Return by slap1(m): 6:16am On Aug 05, 2010
One more nail on the political coffin of Orji Kalu and 'mamacracy' in Abia State.
Politics › Re: Islamic Police Smash 80,000 Beer Bottles In Nigeria by slap1(m): 6:08am On Aug 05, 2010
The 'sin' of alcohol is being vitiated, how about the other sins?
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Break A Caring Woman's Heart? by slap1(m): 8:10am On Aug 04, 2010
A guy will always ditch a girl whose only attraction is hidden beneath the skirt, a girl will do same to a guy whose wallet she wants to explore. When luv is not the foundation, a relationship is headed for the rocks.
Politics › Re: General Kills Kidnapper by slap1(m): 9:53pm On Aug 03, 2010
hardywaltz:
Aba people una no dey rest!!!
Go to bed!
Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by slap1(m): 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2010
I'm on GLITTERING IMAGES by Susan Howatch. Nice one.
Romance › Re: Virgins Or Non-virgins, Who Will Be More Faithful As A Wife? by slap1(m): 2:48pm On Jul 11, 2010
The faithful one will be faithful; virginity could mean lack of opportunity.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mama-gee Will You Marry Me! by slap1(m): 12:03pm On Jul 11, 2010
190 wat if mama-gee is a victim of ur signature, wil u still marry her,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mama-gee Will You Marry Me! by slap1(m): 10:30am On Jul 11, 2010
190 wat if mama-gee is a victim of ur signature, wil u still marry her,
Politics › Re: Sammie Okposo Arrested In Aberdeen During Honeymoon by slap1(m): 4:59am On Jul 11, 2010
Maybe he just sang "Nana we yekilemo o" in their usual high pitch and the think he'd cursed.
Politics › Re: Scuffle Between Nigerian And Turkish Presidents’ Guards by slap1(m): 2:51am On Jul 11, 2010
I can only see the head of this story, where is the tail?
Nairaland General › Re: Nl Tank 4 Putin Me N Trouble by slap1(m): 5:06pm On Jul 10, 2010
i think you are just hungry to create a thread cos i can't seem to strike an equipoise in what you posted, unless you are one of them hypocrites and your pastor has followed your posts on Nairaland and concluded that the body is like Esau's while the voice is like Jacob's.
Celebrities › Re: Dbanj And His New Girlfriend Genevieve by slap1(m): 1:16pm On Jul 10, 2010
i don't even like the name of the website, sounds very illiterate!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Suspected Of Fixing World Cup Matches by slap1(m): 1:04pm On Jul 10, 2010
God forbidbut would this had come to the fore if we had lifted the trophy?
Health › Re: Are There Solutions To Aging Quickly by slap1(m): 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2010
I tink it's natural. For instance, people tell me I'm not up to 20 when I've left 20 few years back.
Romance › Re: Why Does This Girl Treat Me Like Shit? by slap1(m): 3:14pm On Jul 09, 2010
Dat luks like a giant-sized kulikuli, is it?
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 3:05pm On Jul 09, 2010
Parnassuss:
Someone give Slap1 1 slap for posting this topic. huh
Drab!
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 9:33am On Jul 09, 2010
It's not degrading. But then again, you do what feels natural and comfortable for you.
which is to move on with my life and studies. . . . will do that. . .

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