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Politics › Re: North ’ll Disgrace Jonathan—-sani, Katsina Pdp Chieftain ! by slap1(m): 7:20am On Aug 31, 2010
Didn't know this thread was going to get this 'bad'. The truth remains that the north are the most politically insecure group at the moment. Having achieved nothing significant for the many years they were in power they are now wetting their pants because if your salary did not solve your problem, over-time would certainly not.
Politics › Re: Professor Traces Biblical Eden To Nigeria. by slap1(m): 9:00pm On Aug 30, 2010
Reasonable people are finally posting. . .
Politics › Re: North ’ll Disgrace Jonathan—-sani, Katsina Pdp Chieftain ! by slap1(m): 8:44pm On Aug 30, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=505413.msg6666473#msg6666473 date=1283180764]i think i don't need to SLAP you to decipher this one now.[/quote]It is easy to accuse the Igbo of not supporting Bro Joe for plain lack of words but difficult to provide proof that they support IBB. Don't tell me that Ojukwu supports IBB  and so do all Igbo.
Politics › Re: North ’ll Disgrace Jonathan—-sani, Katsina Pdp Chieftain ! by slap1(m): 3:55pm On Aug 30, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=505413.msg6666098#msg6666098 date=1283177542]What i still find hard to decipher is why the ibo can't support jonathan but instead wanted ibb by all means ?[/quote]What I still find hard to decipher is why your conclusion is inconclusive.
Politics › Re: North ’ll Disgrace Jonathan—-sani, Katsina Pdp Chieftain ! by slap1(m): 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=505413.msg6665836#msg6665836 date=1283175110]Why is this information coming through sun newspaper ? The ibo are really against jonathan presidency,na wao[/quote]If this is your best input to this thread, then, accept my sympathy.
Politics › Re: Ayu Declares Intention To Vie For Presidency In 2011 by slap1(m): 12:42pm On Aug 30, 2010
Na wa o, so this man is still alive somewhere?
Politics › Re: North ’ll Disgrace Jonathan—-sani, Katsina Pdp Chieftain ! by slap1(m): 12:28pm On Aug 30, 2010
debeginin:
Why won't dis man shut his trap!North-West might be one but please but involve North-Central and North-East.Anytime u want to cheat u'll say the North is one.No,we are not!
Rotflmao.
Politics › Re: 2011: Zoning Battle Shifts To Saudi Arabia by slap1(m): 7:13am On Aug 30, 2010
Wise move by the north, better than getting prophets to prophesy poo.
Politics › Re: Professor Traces Biblical Eden To Nigeria. by slap1(m): 7:05am On Aug 30, 2010
violent:
erhmmm. . . i suppose the Prof might be right. . find below the pictures of the early igbos. . . well that's billion years ago, don't be surprised gentlemen, they've got a strong dominant gene structure
You did a good job of covering your ignorance and inability to put up a healthy debate or a reasonable retreat.
Politics › Re: North ’ll Disgrace Jonathan—-sani, Katsina Pdp Chieftain ! by slap1(m): 6:57am On Aug 30, 2010
Jonathan should watch both his front and back. Haba! Some of these northerners are becoming disgusting with their regular, puerile verbal puke and cholera. From snatching up every available space in the media in their anti-Jonathan campaign to contracting marabouts and cut-and-join prophets that scream doom all over town. They are really kicking tenuously like a dying broiler chicken while exposing their vulnerability. I still say, shut up, all of you, and field a strong candidate against Bro Joe come next year.
Politics › Re: Son Of Nigeria’s First Prime Minister Kidnapped In Abuja by slap1(m): 2:19am On Aug 30, 2010
jamace:
That would be a cool biz, you know. grin
Um. . . . I was only joking!
Politics › Re: Professor Traces Biblical Eden To Nigeria. by slap1(m): 10:19pm On Aug 29, 2010
orangemen:
this acholonu of a professor is just reminding me of other useless professors nigeria has produced eg, prof iwu the most useless professor in the history of professorship, prof soludo, a professor without brain used by a millitary illitrate and rejected by anambra ppl. is that old man in jail a professor too? i mean prof bode george, if yes, then he is less than a goat. a criminal at old age. if i know his house, i will go there one day and ask the children and wife after their father and husband. maybe they will tell me he is in jail, hahaha. not funny though. wat abt professor borrishade? the same professor that destroyed education and aviation industries in nigeria under obasanjo. with these types of ppl as professors, i have rejected it today and i have refused to be a professor.
we have one last professor standing. he will finish himself from now till january. i am not talking abt anyother person than professor jega(inec).
Continue selling your orange, that's where you belong. Do you know the amount of hardwork it takes to become a prof? Do you have even a professor of food and nutrition in your entire community that you open your mouth and let such pungent filt ooze from thence?
Politics › Re: Son Of Nigeria’s First Prime Minister Kidnapped In Abuja by slap1(m): 5:52pm On Aug 29, 2010
EzeUche:
Ha ha ha! grin

You must know some of the kidnappers in Abia.
That's if I'm not one of them. . .
Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by slap1(m): 4:02pm On Aug 29, 2010
Sociology of Education by Dr. Stella Agu. As boring as most academic books, but I must read it to make my A.
Politics › Re: Professor Traces Biblical Eden To Nigeria. by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Aug 29, 2010
Prof. Acholonu is a scholar of repute, and she didn't get to where she is today by publishing crap. I doubt if anybody on this thread is a historian or archeologist. Another thing is we all believe nothing good or worthy can come from Nigeria. Not that it's anything big but why can't Eden be traced to Nigeria? What if she had traced it to Algeria, Morocco or Lybia, would we have replied in the same manner? Why do we think she, an archeologist, is oh so wrong with a theory in her field? Since some of us know zilch about archeology, wouldn't it be most responsible to be neutral with our posts?
Politics › Re: 2011: Bloodshed, Calamity Ahead – Primate Olabayo by slap1(m): 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2010
If all these prophets can't pray to avert evil let them shut up cos Jonathan's hat is already in the ring and no amount of sponsored prophesy can counter that. Besides, history and experience has shown us that all prophesies don't come to pass.
Politics › Re: Son Of Nigeria’s First Prime Minister Kidnapped In Abuja by slap1(m): 12:31pm On Aug 29, 2010
blacksta:
Nobody is safe anymore in Nigeria  shocked
Speak for urself, I'm safe, lol.
Fashion › Re: Michelle Obama Wears Nigerian Dress by slap1(m): 9:31pm On Aug 28, 2010
Disgusting colour combination. Well, I guess kudos to our girl, since the white house obviously got a mirror!
Romance › Re: In Love With Four Womens by slap1(m): 9:37am On Aug 28, 2010
denzel2009:
Let him read newspapers abeg,dont tarnish his rep.

@Poster,you need these to excel in your Mass Communication course.
Sorry if I sounded harsh, but novels and newspapers are bound to be boring for someone like this. He needs something practical, like a personal language teacher. But I think he is so into women. . .
Romance › Re: In Love With Four Womens by slap1(m): 8:48am On Aug 28, 2010
My advice is, leave girls and women for now and work on your entire being, especially your brain! Someone suggested newspapers and novels, I say start with bread and 'pure water' labels.
Politics › Re: Toboma George Body Recover By Police by slap1(m): 7:55am On Aug 28, 2010
If u live by the sword, it follows that you die through same.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Blackburn Rovers Vs Arsenal [1 - 2] On Saturday 28th August 2010 by slap1(m): 7:29am On Aug 28, 2010
I don't know how many goals we're gonna net in today, but I know we should win Blackburn, and we will.
Politics › Re: 2011: Sarah Jibril Declares For Presidency …says It Should Be Zoned To Women ! by slap1(m): 4:40pm On Aug 27, 2010
If this woman were my auntie I'd sue Nairaland for treating her gaffe with undeserved seriousness. I'd sue for N500 million.
Politics › Re: Efcc To Bar Corrupt Politicians From Contesting ! by slap1(m): 4:15pm On Aug 27, 2010
Seun:
If they are corrupt, why not charge them to court and win a conviction? Prisoners can't contest.
Are you a stranger to how long court cases drag in this country? Sorry to say this, it is people like me and you that see these men as criminals, EFCC don't always see them as such, being equally corrupt-ridden.
Politics › Re: Fg To Launch Redesigned N50 Notes, Coins For Independence Celebration ! by slap1(m): 4:02pm On Aug 27, 2010
Blazing99:
The reason why the 50 naira note is being redesigned is simply because there are fake 50 naira notes in circulation, which are hard to distinguish from the original. Good move I say.
Dumb!
Politics › Re: Before You Cast Your Vote For/Against Gen.Babangida. . . . . by slap1(m): 6:30am On Aug 27, 2010
Best bk/babe post I've read!
Politics › Re: Aba Dirtiest And Most Stinking Town In Nigeria. by slap1(m): 8:00pm On Aug 23, 2010
yemmight:
Aba Kwenu cheesy
Yaa!!!
Politics › Re: 2011: Obj Declares For Jonathan - Says, It’s ‘operation Totality’ by slap1(m): 6:50am On Aug 23, 2010
T.A. Orji came to Christ The King Cathedral Church ( C.K.C) in Aba few weeks ago. When he wanted to address the church everybody flared up and screamed NO!!! When he came to watch Enyimba's match in Aba, last month, pure water satchets and curses were thrown at him! So much for Abians supporting him.
Politics › Re: The Result Of My Research On Nairaland's Politics Section by slap1(m): 6:39am On Aug 23, 2010
Why am I getting this feeling that IBB is behind the hacking of Nigeriavillagesquare and has come to do a feasibility study on NL before. . .
Romance › Re: Majority Of Nigerian Babes Cannot Be Comfortable Without Nigerian Boyfriends by slap1(m): 5:52am On Aug 23, 2010
Orikinla Osinachi, u are a disgrace to the Literature/Writing section & urself. So after the exhibition of your lyrical & prosaic prowess u wound up creating a thread that should earn u a full bed in the ICU of a rehab. You once created a thread aptly titled : Your Writing Is Proof Enough Of Your IQ! Now with this piece of gibberish you just posted here I wonder if u even have an IQ! You have published a book of poetry which you claimed is a best-seller, but with this write-up I beg you, don't write for a long while! You need the services of Fordites monks for a spiritual, psychological & intellectual ablution. Orikinla Osinachi, you s u c k!

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