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Politics › Re: Agency To Prosecute Yerima For Violation Of Child Right Act by slap1(m): 7:01am On Jul 09, 2010
Abeg make we hear word jor!
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 4:36pm On Jul 08, 2010
Ok evribodi, thank u for ur hospitality and ignorance,lol.
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 4:06pm On Jul 08, 2010
coschuks:
MY brother, abeg ask am jor. dem dey pray to god, to help them commit sin.
which sin?
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 4:06pm On Jul 08, 2010
coschuks:
MY brother, abeg ask am jor. dem dey pray to god, to help them commit sin.
what sin?
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2010
^^Sanko no dey fear me, lol. Are u in d skul? I'm in Hostel B,(300L, u get?).Cheers. @Odia, how about dat chic in Milano. . . . . ?
Phones › Re: The Most Annoying Phone by slap1(m): 2:18pm On Jul 08, 2010
Gatz to be 3230 and 6600.The problem comes on per-second billing.
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 2:14pm On Jul 08, 2010
coschuks:
but, how come your name is slap1, abi na first one u tried to toast slap u. oh! bad experience. u better go read your book before u go fail for school, that's my advice.
failures are always obsessed about failure.
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2010
coschuks:
but, how come your name is slap1, abi na first one u tried to toast slap u. oh! bad experience. u better go read your book before u go fail for school, that's my advice.
failures are always obsessed about failure.
Romance › Re: Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]It's not degrading. But then again, you do what feels natural and comfortable for you. [/color]
Beautiful. . .@Double N, I'm in ABSU, are u d school's gate-man?
Romance › Is It Degrading To 'toast' A Girl? by slap1(op): 4:30am On Jul 08, 2010
I'm in my twenties and I've not 'toasted' a girl before, or even given it a thought. The girls I've had things with are always the ones who come to me with luv on their lips(not blowing any trumpet, the attraction is natural, they tell me). Now I met this girl in school who is slowly getting into me, we call each other now and then (and she kept in touch with me during the holiday to make sure we resumed the same day), but act a bit formal in class(though she'd be sure to stay around me all day). I believe she is waiting for me to take the bold step as the guy, but given my past experience, I think it's degrading to tell her how I feel. Is it?
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Sleeping With My Girlfriend Whom I Met In September 2007,it Close by slap1(m): 9:26pm On Jul 07, 2010
If ur tired of sleepin wit her, try wake-keeping. Olodolistic olodo!
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Sleeping With My Girlfriend Whom I Met In September 2007,it Close by slap1(m): 9:23pm On Jul 07, 2010
If ur tired of sleepin wit her, try wake-keeping. Olodolistic olodo!
Literature › Re: What Was The Last Book You Read? by slap1(m): 1:48pm On Jul 07, 2010
TURNING ANGEL by Greg Iles. Breathtaking!
Culture › Re: What Would You Say Is The Best Thing About Living In Nigeria by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Jul 07, 2010
Nigeria is the safest hide-out in the world.
Politics › Re: Police'll Monitor 2011 Elections Via Satellite -aig by slap1(m): 1:28pm On Jul 07, 2010
Did Becomerich manage to sell this idea to Bro J at d G20 summit in Canada? Dat guy's ranting can be convincing when u have notin better to do, and I heard Bro J was just an observer there. . . .
Celebrities › Re: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by slap1(m): 1:20pm On Jul 07, 2010
michelin89:
Don't hate on her because she is lightskinned. She is a pretty lady and deserves a handsome man. kiss
abi. . . .while her beauty lasts.
Celebrities › Re: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by slap1(m): 1:19pm On Jul 07, 2010
She be like dem born am pre-mature.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Find A Girl That Is Trustworthy Nowadays? by slap1(m): 12:51pm On Jul 07, 2010
A thief thinks everyone else is a thief.(I tink Oscar Wilde or Bernard Shaw said dat), u can marry from the 10th century.
Celebrities › Re: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by slap1(m): 12:42pm On Jul 07, 2010
She luks gud but her nose is d size of an exhaust pipe, maybe she talks tru dem.
Jokes Etc › Re: Names Of Nigerian Designer Perfumes by slap1(m): 12:26pm On Jul 07, 2010
Stateless -- Orji Uzo Kalu. Speechless-- Sani Lulu & Aondoakaa. Wind-Chaser -- Chris Okotie, IBB, Buhari.
Jokes Etc › Re: Names Of Nigerian Designer Perfumes by slap1(m): 12:25pm On Jul 07, 2010
No Party Tonight -- Orji Uzo Kalu.
Celebrities › Re: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by slap1(m): 12:18pm On Jul 07, 2010
How old is she?I bet her in five year's time the statement will change to: I need a man that can take me as I am.
Politics › Re: Police'll Monitor 2011 Elections Via Satellite -aig by slap1(m): 12:04pm On Jul 07, 2010
^^Musta been a slip of tongue. Satelite ko, DSTV ni.
Romance › Re: It's Like She Likes Me, But Too Shy To Be Herself Near Me. Hw Cn I Approach Her? by slap1(m): 2:54pm On Jul 06, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Railway crew of one. Must you derail all your threads with the compulsive impulse to reply every reply? huh[/color]
tot i was d only one who'd noticed dat.@Odia: Dat girl fit be mamiwata, the ecclectic pattern of her character is strange.
Romance › Re: How Can A Guy Be This Silly? by slap1(m): 1:13pm On Jul 06, 2010
@OP. Wot wil u tel ur b/f if he asks how d BB came about? Do u tink he wil be hapi if u tel him d trut?
Romance › Re: Will U Stop To Woo A Girl That U Truly Love When You Get A "no" For An Answer? by slap1(m): 12:57pm On Jul 06, 2010
Bera leave her b/4 she go 'woo' ur heart and ur pocket.
Literature › Re: What Kind Of Books Do You Read? by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Jul 05, 2010
I find romance novels an absolute, recycled bore, I don't read 'em. I'm a sucker for fiction.
Romance › Re: Please Where Do I Go From Here?i Cant Believe She Just Left Me. by slap1(m): 7:15am On Jul 05, 2010
I guess she wud hav stayed if ur pocket were 'older' than u, ya kno? She had notin 4 u ab initio. On d oda hand I tink u 'forced' her to agree to ya request, which is a wrong premise, IMO.
Politics › Re: :::breaking News::: Coup In Niger by slap1(m): 12:28am On Jul 05, 2010
^^Let me help ur dull brain: we do the talking, they do the acting, the real thing!
Politics › Re: Abia Gov, Orji, Quits PPA by slap1(m): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2010
[quote author=x-boje link=topic=471070.msg6330525#msg6330525 date=1278259340]Shameless Man. This amounts to biting the fingers that fed you.[/quote]If u don't know the Abia political terrain, shutting ur trap will do u a world of good, so do it.
Politics › Re: Abia Gov, Orji, Quits PPA by slap1(m): 12:14am On Jul 05, 2010
[quote author=x-boje link=topic=471070.msg6330525#msg6330525 date=1278259340]Shameless Man. This amounts to biting the fingers that fed you.[/quote]If u don't know the Abia political terrain, shutting ur trap will do u a world of good, so do it.

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