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Politics › Re: Taxi Cab Driver Rams Into Plane In Airport by slap1(m): 6:41am On Apr 01, 2010
Gunnaz007:
lol, So the terrorist is a Christian from from Akwa Ibom state, OK well noted

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
i think d idiot akwa-ibomite was paid to embark on that suicide mission at margeret ekpo airport, calabar, so as to discredit d airport, and divert traffic to their new airport in akwa ibom!!!

If he is angry with government, why did he not go and express his anger-pa-suicide bombing at government house uyo or their new airport huh huh
I smell rat here undecided angry angry angry angry
Clap for your head.
Politics › Re: Ghadaffi Apologises To Nigeria Over Comments by slap1(m): 6:31am On Apr 01, 2010
Who paid for this story to get published? Gadaffi calls the bluff of the West, let alone Nigeria. What has he got to lose?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by slap1(m): 8:41pm On Mar 31, 2010
God bless Alumnia!
Politics › Re: Fed Govt Distributes N2bn Buses To Tertiary Institutions. by slap1(m): 7:44pm On Mar 31, 2010
Before two years those buses will be dumped for lack of maintenance.
Politics › Re: Panic Grips Yaradua's Family As Saudi Rejects Plan To Return Him To Hospital by slap1(m): 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2010
Imeobong:
P.M.NEWS can authoritatively disclose that the refusal to allow him back in the Saudi hospital, is creating panic in the Yar’Adua family and also within the fold of his allies

panic? why panic Turai? lol, LMAOF
Why, is this funny?
Politics › Re: Panic Grips Yaradua's Family As Saudi Rejects Plan To Return Him To Hospital by slap1(m): 7:18pm On Mar 31, 2010
Imeobong:
P.M.NEWS can authoritatively disclose that the refusal to allow him back in the Saudi hospital, is creating panic in the Yar’Adua family and also within the fold of his allies

panic? why panic Turai? lol, LMAOF
NYSC › Re: Nysc Members Participate In Contest, Win Prizes. by slap1(m): 7:13pm On Mar 31, 2010
Clap for them. grin
Politics › Re: Fed Govt Distributes N2bn Buses To Tertiary Institutions. by slap1(m): 7:07pm On Mar 31, 2010
Misplaced priority! What good is dis gonna do to education in Nigeria? When will the naked libraries be clothed? When will lecturers' remunerations be upped to attract the good ones and arrest brain drain? When will . . . .?*exhales in frustration* na wah o!
Jokes Etc › Re: Revealed. Aisha2 To Earn 40% Of Kosovo Salary. Kosovo Will No Longer Resign. by slap1(m): 1:49pm On Mar 31, 2010
Vowiski = Becomricch?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Boat Hijacked In Bakassi Peninsula by slap1(m): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2010
Shoot2Kill:
F.u.ck off you bloody kaffir! angry
I pity what you'd raise as kids one day.
Literature › Re: Commonwealth Short Story Competition by slap1(m): 11:32am On Mar 31, 2010
just sent my own entry now!
Politics › Re: Group Asks Court to make Public Yar' Adua Health Report by slap1(m): 10:07am On Mar 31, 2010
mikeansy:
just ignore the guy. he is blinded by sentiments!!!!
which sentiments?
Politics › Re: Sharia Court Bans Online Criticism Of Amputation by slap1(m): 9:42am On Mar 31, 2010
Rotflmao. Wat qualifies one to be a Sharia Judge?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Boat Hijacked In Bakassi Peninsula by slap1(m): 9:35am On Mar 31, 2010
Shoot2Kill:
*yawn* Na today? Do u think acting crook jonathan gives a blip what happens to ordinary Nigerians.Keep dreaming.
That's insultive and stupid of you!
Politics › Re: Nairaland Politics Section Should Start A Political Party by slap1(m): 8:19am On Mar 31, 2010
^^^ Don't start.
Politics › Re: Obama Praises Nigeria’s Progress, As Adefuye Presents Letter Of Credence! by slap1(m): 8:10am On Mar 31, 2010
“We look forward to supporting these efforts to improve the lives of all Nigeria’s citizens.”
It's either this is a slip of tongue or Obama was trying to sound political, because this statement, in relation to some action still fresh in our memories, smacks of acute hypocrisy.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Boat Hijacked In Bakassi Peninsula by slap1(m): 7:44am On Mar 31, 2010
Let them release that boat or. . . .
Politics › Re: Why Should Gadaffi Apologise? by slap1(m): 7:32am On Mar 31, 2010
Same question I've been pondering; what should be the heading of the letter? "I . . . Gadaffi . . . hereby apologize for. . . ." For what?
Politics › Re: Nigeria - Bankole Yaradua’s Whereabouts Not My Business by slap1(m): 7:06am On Mar 31, 2010
I don't think it is really his business.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Withdraws Two Ministerial Nominees by slap1(m): 6:47am On Mar 31, 2010
but for limitation in availability of gas, we were almost limited to a maximum of 3700 megawatts.”
Shame
Politics › Re: Congrats Aishat On Your Appointment As Politics Section Moderator by slap1(m): 7:40pm On Mar 30, 2010
ElRazur:
Slap1

Relax. No one means any harm. It is clear it is a joke. Nah wah o.
It cud be a joke to u but if tins like e-guns existed Kosovo might leave this thread bleeding.
Politics › Re: Congrats Aishat On Your Appointment As Politics Section Moderator by slap1(m): 7:40pm On Mar 30, 2010
ElRazur:
Slap1

Relax. No one means any harm. It is clear it is a joke. Nah wah o.
It cud be a joke to u but if tins like e-guns existed Kosovo might leave this thread bleeding.
Politics › Re: Congrats Aishat On Your Appointment As Politics Section Moderator by slap1(m): 7:34pm On Mar 30, 2010
Sun of god:
An obituary should be prepared for Kosovo,

What would you include in Kosovo's obituary?
Haven't u and Vowiski exhibited enuf puerile traits? Isn't it time u guys contributed meaninfuly to this Forum or simply log off? Kosovo-bashing all over the place simply makes u guys a bitter and pitiable joke.
Politics › Re: Jos Killings: Jonathan Is Weak – Chinua Achebe by slap1(m): 6:31pm On Mar 30, 2010
aisha2:
No far from it, i respect Him so much. Howver, its unfair of him to pass such Judgement on a man who is barely settled in the seat of acting president. There are so many things Goodluck is dealing with now, the first is the urgency in forming his cabinet. I am from Jos, the crisis is confusing and intertwined in so many issues even to me who has been a victim. There are over 70 tribes in Jos, each with its own politics and agenda, one of the greatest problems of Plateau is the lack of unity withing the tribes, so depending on who you are listening to you are bound to hear different sides of the crisis and angles. Jonathan has all the Acting or not Actig Issues, The Cabal, His own party, Governors Forum,The YarAdua is resuming work Issues, Working Cabinet ETC, so its unfair at this point to write him off as weak. Governance is hard work
Got ya!
Politics › Re: Congrats Aishat On Your Appointment As Politics Section Moderator by slap1(m): 4:55pm On Mar 30, 2010
ElRazur:
Soon you will be telling me what colour my t-shirts and Winter jacket should be.

**roll eyes**

No one is prone to verbal lashing. If the new mod is not up to scratch, I will voice out my views like I have done in the past.
Thatz ma guy!
Politics › Re: Jos Killings: Jonathan Is Weak – Chinua Achebe by slap1(m): 4:04pm On Mar 30, 2010
aisha2:
Talk is cheap, If he is stronger let him come and do a better job
Are you mocking the man? I'm disappointed at YOU.
Politics › Re: What Is The Name Of The Man Who Killed Isaac Boro.? by slap1(m): 3:45pm On Mar 30, 2010
A Becomricch post is mostly unreasonable.
Politics › Re: Jos Killings: Jonathan Is Weak – Chinua Achebe by slap1(m): 8:40am On Mar 30, 2010
I'd say Jonathan WAS weak! But Achebe is right in my opinion, cos he was not generalizing but talking about the Jos Crises.
Politics › Re: Jos Killings: Jonathan Is Weak – Chinua Achebe by slap1(m): 8:38am On Mar 30, 2010
I'd say Jonathan WAS weak! But Achebe is right in my opinion, cos he was not generalizing but talking about the Jos Crises.
Politics › Re: The Nairaland Cabal: Who Are They ? by slap1(m): 6:26am On Mar 30, 2010
I dont want to get banned  grin again
u will.
Politics › Re: Abba Ruma, Tanimu Kurfi Passorts Seized by slap1(m): 6:17am On Mar 30, 2010
Nemesis? Will anything good come out of this?
Politics › Re: Senator Kanti Bello Attacks Akunyili At Screening by slap1(m): 6:11am On Mar 30, 2010
nex:
[b]It is very funny that people cannot see that Professor Dora Akunyili is a sycophant of the highest order.


This list of "come and chop" Ministers that has just come out was crafted by herself, Jonathan and David Mark.



Dora has been in the FEC for months knowing full well that Yar'Adua's absence was wrong, but she did nothing, David Mark did nothing, Goodluck Jonathan did nothing. All of a sudden, the FEC signed contracts worth billions of Naira, including the one for purchasing the Full Body Scanners. It was when they realized that without a PRESIDENTIAL SIGNATURE, those monies could not be released for chopping, that's when then realized the importance of Jonathan. That was when Dora wrote a memo. Than was when David Mark agreed that an unconfirmed BBC tape could serve as a written document by Yar'Adua.


Who really is Dora Akunyili? In NAFDAC she helped conceal Nestle's importation of expired skimmed milk to make baby food and up till today Nestle was not tried for it. In the Federal Ministy of Information, she wrote the cover letter which would enable herself and Sony share the $50 million which they claimed was for upgrading SD broadcast vans to HD. That is Dora. That was not Dora. When someone says that was in the past, I wonder whether Obasanjo too is a changed man.
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U need three things: a chair for ur buttocks, a glue for ur lips and a coupla slaps for ya cheeks.

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