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Otobroto:
Repeated Primary 6 (2 times),
Wrote JAMB 5 times,
Had 9 Carry overs and later spent 9 years for a Degree in Failuretology,
Finally, was later honoured with a Degree, for outstanding performance by not being able to graduate without assistance

Employers, please note!.

I thought as much!

[quote author=Temilade£ link=topic=416598.msg5766384#msg5766384 date=1269534177]No Qualification but i earned more than a banker in nigeria [/quote] do u pull triggers for the PDP?

kehnie:
MBA-HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT
BSC-BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
MNIM-MEMBER NIGERIAN INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT
26 Yrs
3 Yrs working experience
kennylakenny@yahoo.com No job for you, sir!

klovesh:
B Sc. Yoruba Science and Engineering (Double Honours)

Triple nko?

ogbeche77:
Pls i really need your advise on this,intend printing all your comment for my cousin who intend travelling to kosovo,by easter monday,just 3 days ago he busted into my residence and i was like we spoke 2 weeks ago,u were @ d nysc camp at jigawa,were u expelled,but to my utmost suprise he said no dat he ran out of camp to lagos to obtain a letter of invitation frm an agent to kosovo 4 a 1 month security training course,afta landin there they av arrangement to settle down there because of there weak immigration lapses,so he pleaded 4 ticket fare,wat i did was goggle kosovo,d result was far frm encouraging,d poorest european country,he wont listen,insisting they spend euro.but me i cant give u money to sign your death cert.,those pple re like russians they dont give a bleep,bt he left angrily sayin i dont want to help,advise pls,hes adandoning a bsc he laboured for,for 6 yrs

Na wah for Kosovo.

Where is EngineerAdesegun B. Mapomeji? Come show ur mapifications.

beingme:
this is the funniest post ever seen on NL.

showing off your qualifications when u can't earn a living with them, invent, create and do positive things with them?

PLENTY LOSERSSS!!!!!!!

show urs or zoom off!

oriental01:
Omalicham
My boo
sweet poraro
Tomato jos
Eleme ukwu ebue ewu, (looking yansh, killing goat)

ukwu nnu (salty waist)

HND in Love & Romance, Dip. in Computer Software Packages(they thought me nothing here), potential First Class in Edu/English, Abia State University, Uturu, potential First Classe(s) in etc.

ogbeche77:
Pls i really need your advise on this,intend printing all your comment for my cousin who intend travelling to kosovo,by easter monday,just 3 days ago he busted into my residence and i was like we spoke 2 weeks ago,u were @ d nysc camp at jigawa,were u expelled,but to my utmost suprise he said no dat he ran out of camp to lagos to obtain a letter of invitation frm an agent to kosovo 4 a 1 month security training course,afta landin there they av arrangement to settle down there because of there weak immigration lapses,so he pleaded 4 ticket fare,wat i did was goggle kosovo,d result was far frm encouraging,d poorest european country,he wont listen,insisting they spend euro.but me i cant give u money to sign your death cert.,those pple re like russians they dont give a bleep,bt he left angrily sayin i dont want to help,advise pls,hes adandoning a bsc he laboured for,for 6 yrs

shame to Nigeria's leaders. Gawd!

Semid, u no try wella!

Lemme try. . .Semid4lyfe. Hehe. . . Did I get it?

Lemme try. . .[s]Semid4lyfe[/]. Hehe. . .

Initial gragra, methinks.

@Hollandis. Your reply suggests you are in the wrong thread, are you? Can't see how this piece of news is silly, or sillier than your thread about Nairaland waking up.

Nairaland = The Nigeria Forum, not the Nigeria Encyclopaedia.

^ Ewooo.

^ Of course, for the worse. Although some roads have been done d picture is like: two roads r done, eight roads get spoilt.

Let the NYSC members protest openly against being posted to Jos.

Either Akunyili or Agbakoba is okay wif me though I believe that at the end of the day someone whose name was not on the list would take the cake.

Well, haven't we seen how the ex-ministers ministered to us? The V.P should call their bluff.

We didn't "hand over" Taylor today, why did he wait till now to talk? Paranoid thing.

Next week? Jeez! Thought he's starting today. . .

There is nothing wrong with what poster wants do. But realizing u don't need a bf in ur final year in the university sounds funny. If u have had them from ur first year, I don't see them as a danger to u now.

^^ Not good for you.

^^ Haven't you encountered better and milder words?

@Ibime. Thanks, noted.

U need ENG 101, Mr. Poster! What a horrible grammar!