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Sports › Re: Yobo In The Synagogue by slap1(m): 2:01pm On Jan 28, 2010
Ain't any of my business, Yobo's got a mouth, innit? Just wanna see us making it to the finals, that's all!
Politics › Re: London Court Freezes Akingbola‘s £83m Properties by slap1(m): 12:47pm On Jan 28, 2010
I think the best way to judge these bank chiefs should be to allow them walk through the Lagos markets and go free if they don't get lynched! The stolen amounts are too much. Who knows the amount we would hear when it gets to the turn of the Zenith and UBA chefs.
Politics › Re: Anambra Can't Even Organise A Simple Debate! by slap1(m): 12:27pm On Jan 28, 2010
On a closer look I tink the poster's dislike for Anambra was a bit prominent coz i believe that the Anambra people would give everything to see the likes of Chris Uba punished for their crimes. That given, it is improper to posit that the whole state supports thuggery.
Politics › Re: Suicidal Man Holds Officials Hostage In Lagos by slap1(m): 12:13pm On Jan 28, 2010
What is the criteria for being a Nigerian policeman? Those guys are stark, blunt, pathetic, zoomed-out illiterates! Christ!
Politics › Re: Day Of Judgement: Sgt. Rogers Crippled In Car Crash - Latest News. by slap1(m): 11:58am On Jan 28, 2010
^^ Everyone's gonna get a dose of their medicine. Only a matter of time.
Technology Market › Re: A Friend Needs A Laptop Today Whose Price Range From N15,000-n18,000. by slap1(m): 9:48am On Jan 28, 2010
Get a scientific calculator!
Literature › Re: Get Your Book Published, For Free! by slap1(m): 8:53am On Jan 28, 2010
@poster. Are you a gold digger?
Politics › Re: Anambra Can't Even Organise A Simple Debate! by slap1(m): 8:41am On Jan 28, 2010
Metal-gong, take it easy, were nwayo. Must you be tribalistic?
Politics › Re: Bazzare: Yuguda Appoints 1,000 Personal Aides For 2010 Elections by slap1(m): 8:28am On Jan 28, 2010
The opposition candidates had better be careful. Dipo Dina is still fresh in my memory. . .
Politics › Re: Breaking News: The Latest Presidential Interview‏ by slap1(m): 8:24am On Jan 28, 2010
So this is what u will ask Umaru if you get the opportunity? Sorry.
Politics › Re: Day Of Judgement: Sgt. Rogers Crippled In Car Crash - Latest News. by slap1(m): 8:15am On Jan 28, 2010
Just what the dude deserves -- a slow, cold death.
Politics › Re: Police Find Ohu's Phone, Others by slap1(m): 8:05am On Jan 28, 2010
Just hope the 'suspects' are not innocent citizens trying to get a life living under some bridge.
Politics › Re: Us Deports 33 Nigerians by slap1(m): 7:54am On Jan 28, 2010
Praise God! He is finally answering some prayers. Do you know how many parents that have died of hypertension because their kids that travelled abroad for years are yet to come home or even call? Thanks to Abdulmutallab.
Politics › Re: Judge Awards ₦100m Damages To Uzoma Okere by slap1(m): 10:05pm On Jan 27, 2010
There's gotta be an appeal. Innit? Well, I'm happy the case did'nt die a Nigerian death.
Politics › Re: Fec Gives Yar'adua A Clean Bill Of Health by slap1(m): 10:01pm On Jan 27, 2010
Are you a member of the FEC? If not, give source. But I don't think this is a suprise, if it's true.
Romance › Re: How Would You Handle Obsession ? by slap1(m): 9:40pm On Jan 27, 2010
Your gates were well locked and he couldn't get in! Where the hell do you live as a student in Naija? Your story is as fake and unconvincing as those of Nairaland's Woye77.
Politics › Re: Four Naval Officers Killed In Helicopter Crash by slap1(m): 1:29pm On Jan 27, 2010
I just hope they are happy wherever they are. . .
Politics › Re: 52 Oceanic Bank’s Buildings Belong To Ibru - Efcc by slap1(m): 7:45am On Jan 27, 2010
So what happens to Cecilia at the end?
Politics › Re: Borno State Governor Spraying Dollars In Dubai (video) by slap1(m): 7:41am On Jan 27, 2010
I don't think it's right for a man of that standing in the society to do this. He should show some self-control, or is he an illiterate?
Family › Re: Is It Good For Parent To Use Abusive Words by slap1(m): 3:46pm On Jan 26, 2010
One thing i've observed is that kids whose parents use abusive words grow up to do the same.
Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha Seeks Reinstatement As Governor by slap1(m): 3:04pm On Jan 26, 2010
Who is his lawyer? Both of them must be real comedians.
Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha Seeks Reinstatement As Governor by slap1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 26, 2010
Our constitution is now like poetry, folks read different meanings to it.
Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha Seeks Reinstatement As Governor by slap1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 26, 2010
Our constitution is now like poetry, folks reads different meanings to it.
Romance › Re: Should I Marry An Illiterate? Kindly Advise by slap1(m): 10:45am On Jan 26, 2010
@poster. What do you gain by posting these bland Nollywood scripts on NL? Take this to Tchidi Chikere and see what he thinks. Haven't you a better thing to do online?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: Super Eagles Win On Penalties (Nations Cup) by slap1(m): 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2010
. . . .And i no get generator. I dey wit my nokia N70.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: Super Eagles Win On Penalties (Nations Cup) by slap1(m): 8:38pm On Jan 25, 2010
NEPA, of course, have remembered me just now! Darkness!
Literature › Re: What Was The Last Book You Read? by slap1(m): 5:18pm On Jan 25, 2010
^ you can say that again. . .
Politics › Re: Yar'adua's Mobile Ambulance Arrives by slap1(m): 3:44pm On Jan 25, 2010
If he was fairly elected he might have stepped down but hey, we didn't elect this guy so why would he listen to us?
Politics › Re: Ex-abia Gov Sets Up Varsity by slap1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 25, 2010
The only thing I dislike about this is that the school was not built for the average Nigerian student but, hell, this is business. ** saunters off thread, thinking what learning in an air-conditioned lecture room looks like**
Politics › Re: Yar'adua Dead?what Does Obama Mean? by slap1(m): 5:25am On Jan 25, 2010
This post is clearly a slip of tongue, or finger. Maybe of keyboard or keypad. . . or of the brain.

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