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Politics › Re: I'm Ashamed At Nairaland For This! by slap1(m): 5:17am On Jan 25, 2010
@babaearly. What is your problem? Are you coming across this for the first time?I see nothing bad with the topic hitting the front page, afterall, Nairaland is a public FORUM for DISCUSSION, not a church or mosque. So, think your post through again. . . .
Politics › Re: Life Support Machines Arrive Ahead Of Yar’adua by slap1(m): 5:06am On Jan 25, 2010
I don't normally wish people evil but in this case i think Nigeria is better off without Yar'Adua. But really, if this guy continues from where he stopped, then our law-makers deserve to be hanged.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Proper To Label Pastors As Crooks? by slap1(m): 10:40pm On Jan 24, 2010
@poster. You didn't answer my question. I told you the pastor started abusing us even before we tried to seek his permission. And we entered 2ru d open gate, so don't say we broke in. Finally, even if we broke in as you said, why would a pastor tell us to our face that he was going to report us as murderers when we have only come to play football?
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by slap1(m): 12:51pm On Jan 24, 2010
^ ma umunne anyi ndi no n'ugwu awusa. Ka Chineke kpuchie ha ma naputa ha n'aka ndi Awusa obi ojoo.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Proper To Label Pastors As Crooks? by slap1(m): 11:47am On Jan 24, 2010
Some of them are not just crooks but outright idiots, fools, morons, imbeciles, bandits, conspirators, liars and non-entities with corrupt and venomous 'Abdulmutallabic' conscience **gasps for breath** . Just this morning I went to play football in a school compound with my friends. The owner of the school ( A GENERAL OVERSEER OF A PENTECOSTAL CHURCH) came out and ordered us out b/4 we could even beg 4 permission, calling us names. My friends cursed him back. He picked a long piece of wood and came to attack my friends who easily over-powered him, about ten of them, and threw away his weapon. He dressed up and told us he was going to call the police and tell them some heavily armed boys had come to his house to murder him. We called his bluff. Now, what do you call that kinda 'pastor'?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Proper To Label Pastors As Crooks? by slap1(m): 11:46am On Jan 24, 2010
Some of them are not just crooks but outright idiots, fools, morons, imbeciles, bandits, conspirators, liars and non-entities with corrupt and venomous 'Abdulmutallabic' conscience **gasps for breath** . Just this morning I went to play football in a school compound with my friends. The owner of the school ( A GENERAL OVERSEER OF A PENTECOSTAL CHURCH) came out and ordered us out b/4 we could even beg 4 permission, calling us names. My friends cursed him back. He picked a long piece of wood and came to attack my friends who easily over-powered him, about ten of them, and threw away his weapon. He dressed up and told us he was going to call the police and tell them some heavily armed boys had come to his house to murder him. We called his bluff. Now, what do you call that kinda 'pastor'?
Politics › Re: Too Late: I Wish Nzeogwu’s Coup Had Succeeded –bakare by slap1(m): 6:19am On Jan 24, 2010
Pastors should join hands in the call for good governance and quit preaching "first fruit" sermons and attending political weddings and wearing designer suits and all that.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Cabinet Told To Rule On Sick President Yar'adua by slap1(m): 6:20pm On Jan 22, 2010
Post the link. Dat possible?
Family › Re: Would You Add Your Parents In Your Facebook Friends List? by slap1(m): 5:49pm On Jan 22, 2010
@dupsygal. Watz up?
Science/Technology › Re: Whats The Price For Laptop Battery by slap1(m): 5:22pm On Jan 22, 2010
Depends. I bought a hp 530 battery for N13,000 in Aba.
Technology Market › Re: .. by slap1(m): 5:11pm On Jan 22, 2010
I heard u have not delivered d one u were paid for, are you a crook?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Cabinet Told To Rule On Sick President Yar'adua by slap1(m): 4:47pm On Jan 22, 2010
The PDP said Yar'Adua has been discharged, now they are giving him 14 DAYS to come back. I guess that's how long the Saudi doctors say he's gonna need to recuperate, then he will recieve a hero's welcome.
Family › Re: Would You Add Your Parents In Your Facebook Friends List? by slap1(m): 3:58pm On Jan 22, 2010
mum is late. dad can't boot a computer.
Politics › Re: Anti-Yar'Adua Mass Protest In Lagos by slap1(m): 1:25pm On Jan 22, 2010
Can this protest have a large turn out if it is staged in Katsina?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Vs Haiti by slap1(m): 8:04am On Jan 22, 2010
Aloy, okwa inula ihe ha kwuru? You have heard what they said?
Education › Re: How Many Times Did You Take The JAMB UME? by slap1(m): 7:03am On Jan 22, 2010
Forgot to add, we were just seven on ABSU merit list, the others were based on locality and etc. There was only one other person from Imo State like myself.
Education › Re: How Many Times Did You Take The JAMB UME? by slap1(m): 7:02am On Jan 22, 2010
Forgot to add, we were just seven on ABSU merit list, the others were based on locality and etc. There was only one other person from Imo State like myself.
Education › Re: How Many Times Did You Take The JAMB UME? by slap1(m): 6:55am On Jan 22, 2010
Four, plus one polyjamb. 2006 =226(post- UME 280, IMSU wuru wuru no gree) , 2007 = 248, 2008 = no result (polyjamb = 232), 2009 = 256, ( ABSU post - UME 252). Got admitted to Absu to do Eng & Lit. Will be leaving Feb or March dis year! Praise God.
Politics › Re: Court Freezes Ibru’s N500bn Bank Accounts by slap1(m): 6:23am On Jan 22, 2010
@fhemmmy & nethacker. Cool ya tempers. Wat I mean is that part of the money may not be stolen, some cud be her sweat, but a good part of it was stolen! BTW, if u read my previous posts u wil c dat I'm against this woman whom I greatly admired before. She deserves little mercy.
Politics › Re: Court Freezes Ibru’s N500bn Bank Accounts by slap1(m): 3:05am On Jan 22, 2010
Again, I don't totally believe she stole all the amount because her salaries and allowances (which I can't begin to imagine) are also included. But I believe the cash is real. Who knows, she could be hiding some dough for some politicians, coz it will be hard to think the money is in a bank CEO's account.
Politics › Re: Court Freezes Ibru’s N500bn Bank Accounts by slap1(m): 3:04am On Jan 22, 2010
Again, I don't totally believe she stole all the amount because her salaries and allowances (which I can't begin to imagine) are also included. But I believe the cash is real. Who knows, she could be hiding some dough for some politicians, coz it will be hard to think the money is in a bank CEO's account.
Politics › Re: Court Freezes Ibru’s N500bn Bank Accounts by slap1(m): 2:53am On Jan 22, 2010
I believe the Ibrus know a lawyer or two and will file appeals and scream against the figures. Akingbola did so in the early days of his woes. As for Papabrowne and co, I don't know what you guys think 500 bill is to this peeps. Only the percentage of money they get to hide and transfer loots and the money they get from writing off loans as 'bad loans' will do half of the trick. Do you also stop to think that they could secretly be sponsoring campaings and getting billions as reward. Is it also hard to believe that with her post as the CEO she can pull more stunts than Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu combined? Don't forget she is human and you really have to be the hard drive of her soul to defend her.
Politics › Re: Court Freezes Ibru’s N500bn Bank Accounts by slap1(m): 8:26pm On Jan 21, 2010
And I'm looking for N48,000 to pay my school fees. . . .
Politics › Re: Resign Now, Obj Tells Yar’adua; Protest In Lagos by slap1(m): 7:48pm On Jan 21, 2010
Was Yar'Adua d only person from the north with those "QUALIFICATIONS"? He who fetches ant-infested firewood should not be suprized when the lizards comes to visit.
Politics › Re: Terror Watch List: Nigerian Lawmaker Deported From Amsterdam Schiphol by slap1(m): 7:30pm On Jan 21, 2010
The man will feel like like I felt in my secondary school days when I was always being sent off the class for school fees.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Donates $1m To Haiti As Fresh Quake Hits by slap1(m): 2:08pm On Jan 21, 2010
@focusmind. mechie onu.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Donates $1m To Haiti As Fresh Quake Hits by slap1(m): 11:23am On Jan 21, 2010
Stingy Reps. Wots N20,000? How much are they gonna pay for five minutes with a piece of Haitian female waist?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Donates $1m To Haiti As Fresh Quake Hits by slap1(m): 11:21am On Jan 21, 2010
Stingy Reps. Wots N20,000? How much are they gonna pay for five minutes with a piece of Haitian female waist?
Education › Re: Did You Get Admission This Year? by slap1(op): 6:54pm On Jan 20, 2010
We r gradually getting closer to our destiny. God help us!
Politics › Re: LSHA Gives Fashola Go Ahead To Donate $1M To Haiti by slap1(m): 6:53am On Jan 20, 2010
ELRazur. Any objection?

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