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 Jokes Etc › Re: What Cars Do You Drive In Your Dreams? by slap1(op): 8:03am On Feb 06, 2010 |
^ I don't expect u to be serious. |
| Politics › Re: Saharareporters Again! Soludo’s thugs attack election observers in Awka by slap1(m): 7:46am On Feb 06, 2010 |
These Sahara Desert boys report news with a kind of authority that makes even the reader's heart beat with fear for them. I like their boldness. |
| Politics › Re: Govs Want Jonathan Sworn In As Acting President On Tuesday by slap1(m): 7:37am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Have we got a new set of Governors or the same dead ones have risen from the dead? |
| Politics › Re: Pdp National Secretary’s Son Kidnapped by slap1(m): 7:30am On Feb 06, 2010 |
I hope the ransom would be Umaru's hand-over letter. |
| Politics › Re: Wey Kobojunkie? by slap1(m): 7:27am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Kobojunkie could be Yar'Adua, ya know? |
| Politics › Re: Dr Chris Ngige Wins Anambra State E-election by slap1(m): 8:41pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
^ u okay? |
| Celebrities › Re: The Most Beautiful Women In Africa by slap1(m): 7:48pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
^^ Chinekeee!! That woman too fine! |
| Jokes Etc › What Cars Do You Drive In Your Dreams? by slap1(op): 7:09pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
I once drove a Montero Sport jeep, a Limo and been inside a Hummer ( don't remember if I was driving or not). So wot do you drive in ur dreams? |
| Politics › Re: Full Text Of Dora's Memo:"if We Fail To Act Now, History Will Not Forgive Us" by slap1(m): 6:47pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
How come nobody is saying "That's why I love Igbos"? If this were something like: 'Akunyili Backs Yar'Adua', the Igbo haters like bk/ba. . .(whatever) would bring out their guns, Becomricch would map out maps like mad, showing how the Igbo would end up in the North or in Haiti. . . |
| Politics › Re: Dr Chris Ngige Wins Anambra State E-election by slap1(m): 6:12pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
Lol. Ngige is now the new Moderator? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by slap1(m): 3:54pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
Watz goin on? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday, 7th Feb by slap1(m): 3:46pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
I'm an Arsenal fan but I can't start blabbing right now. We need more than luck to win this game. The truth is that Chelsea are good to give us at least 3 - 0, but this is football, not Maths were everything always adds up. |
| Politics › Re: Support Rally For Yardua by slap1(m): 3:02pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
@ becomricch. Are u so fond of browsing under the influence of booze? |
| Family › Re: Should The Man Bear The Whole Financial Expenses In The House? by slap1(m): 2:48pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
If u marry an imbecilic kid, y not? But if u marry an older woman -- like my neighbour -- she will treat u like a baby, if both of u gat money she would be more forthcoming with hers. NB: NASTY THINGS KEEP HITTING THE FRONT PAGE AND I OFTEN GET INTO ANODA THREAD WHEN I'VE CLICKED ANODA, SEUN TAKE NOTE! |
| Politics › Re: Fg Places N/delta Leaders Under Watch *bugs Their Telephone Lines by slap1(m): 10:56am On Feb 05, 2010 |
^^ that's better. |
| Politics › Re: Terry Can Take Holiday – Ancelotti by slap1(m): 7:56am On Feb 05, 2010 |
^^ ask the blind bat!! |
| Politics › Re: Fg Places N/delta Leaders Under Watch *bugs Their Telephone Lines by slap1(m): 7:53am On Feb 05, 2010 |
What kinda security measure is bugging one's phone and telling them you have done so? |
| Politics › Re: 2 Days To Election:court Stops Anambra Election,blames Inec! by slap1(m): 7:36am On Feb 05, 2010 |
This is a joke! As long as this is still Nigeria, the elections will hold. What the hell is the court in Naija? |
| Politics › Re: Vocabularies Made Popular By Nigerian Leaders Erom 80s Till Date. by slap1(m): 8:36pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
SEVEN FOINT AGENDA, for SUSTAINABLE DEMOCRACY. . . . |
| Education › Re: How Much Do You Pay As Your Sch Fees{university} by slap1(m): 7:24pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
I pity those that praise Gov. T.A. Orji of Abia State. He and Orji Kalu are ruining Abia State. The worst is that the faculty officer always tells me that the fees are "For now". Gawd!!! |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by slap1(m): 7:01pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Nollywood movie -- Hot Zone. Made me return to my Nollywood movies ban. |
| Politics › Re: Abortion: Group Reports Ngige To Pope by slap1(m): 6:49pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
@metal-gong. Are you so ill-bred that you always resort to insults when you have an option of ignoring a thread? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Who Is The Best Comedian You Know? by slap1(m): 5:45pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Haven't you guys heard of Uche Ogbuagu. That guy is great! |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Are You Watching Now? by slap1(m): 5:29pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Watching a Nollywood movie (after a long while) Hot Zone. I would have prefered to kneel under the hot sun till evening instead of watching that movie. Never before has crap been more lucidly explained. |
| Literature › Re: How Many New Nigerian Writers Have You Read? by slap1(m): 4:50pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
I was really shocked to see Chimamanda Adichie's 1st two books in Aba over two years ago, and they were suprisingly original copies! I grabbed one and later came back for the other. The guy in the shop was sure I was mad cos he couldn't see what I was gonna gain from 'wasting' my money on books. Those where the only new Nigerian writing I've read, and I'm actually ashamed. Foreign novels are more cheaper and available than our own works, pity. Well, someone on NL just promised to sell me Jude Dibia's books. God bless him. If you love books like me and you live in Aba where money and the Ariaria Market are all that matters, sorry, scarcity of books will starve and kill your spirit. |
| Romance › Re: thanks for the opinions by slap1(m): 3:40pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Well, and u said dis is no joke? |
| Education › Re: How Much Do You Pay As Your Sch Fees{university} by slap1(m): 3:10pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
I just got admission into ABSU and the whole money is gradually crawling to over N120,000 and the money is not seriously there for now. Just yesterday I went to the school and was told to bring an accreditation fee of N15,000. Folks, what means accreditation fee? |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Abandons Anpp by slap1(m): 12:05pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
@Abagworo. The projection rate of your brain is marvelous, but how can it possibly be so? We ain't talking the Sarduana or Emir here. |
| Politics › Re: Abortion: Group Reports Ngige To Pope by slap1(m): 11:19am On Feb 04, 2010 |
He who is holy let him cast the first stone, as if the pope gat nothing else to do. |
| Politics › Re: Cybercrimes: Nigeria Ranks Third In The World by slap1(m): 10:56am On Feb 04, 2010 |
Lol.We are embracing technology so fast it's beginning to hurt! |
| Politics › Re: Yar’adua: Senate Probes Abba-aji Over‘mysterious’ Vacation Letters by slap1(m): 9:34am On Feb 04, 2010 |
Senate probes. . . . . This kinda stuff always disgusts me! Spineless morons! Ain't they all working for the same idiot? |
| Literature › Re: Uncliched; A Short Story (please Critique)! by slap1(m): 8:52am On Feb 04, 2010 |
Good story, but your mistaken use of himself in place of herself got me confused right from the beginning. Again, do try to make peace with the punctuation marks, especially the comma. Finally, don't write to finish fast! |
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