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Celebrities / Re: Toolz Blasted For Not Inviting Toke Makinwa To Her Wedding [PICS] by slavemerchant: 11:44am On May 29, 2016
dirtymoney:

How does it concern you?
From the money I used in buying my laptop and data, the bed I laid on while browsing, to the site I posted on... which one is yours?
If none, then mind your business!!!

But u are wasting space na, so it's my business
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Blasted For Not Inviting Toke Makinwa To Her Wedding [PICS] by slavemerchant: 4:46pm On May 28, 2016
dirtymoney:
Civil wedding
A civil wedding is a ceremony presided over by a local civil authority, such as an elected or appointed judge, Justice of the Peace or the mayor of a locality. Civil wedding ceremonies may use references to God or a deity (except in UK law where readings and music are also restricted), but generally no references to a particular religion or denomination. They can be either elaborate or simple. Many civil wedding ceremonies take place in local town or city halls or courthouses in judges' chambers.

Destination wedding
Not to be confused with an elopement, a destination wedding is one in which a wedding is hosted, often in a vacation-like setting, at a location to which most of the invited guests must travel and often stay for several days. This could be a beach ceremony in the tropics, a lavish event in a metropolitan resort, or a simple ceremony at the home of a geographically distant friend or relative. During the recession of 2009, destination weddings continued to see growth compared to traditional weddings, as the typically smaller size results in lower costs.

Weddings held a prestigious venues such as castles or stately homes have become increasingly popular in the 21st century particularly in European countries such as the UK, France and Germany.

Double wedding
A double wedding is a double ceremony where two affianced couples rendezvous for two simultaneous or consecutive weddings. Typically, a fiancé with a sibling who is also engaged, or four close friends in which both couples within the friendship are engaged might plan a double wedding where both couples legally marry.

Elopement
Elopement is the act of getting married, often unexpectedly, without inviting guests to the wedding. In some cases a small group of family and/or friends may be present, while in others, the engaged couple may marry without the consent and/or knowledge of parents or others. While the couple may or may not be widely known to be engaged prior to the elopement, the wedding itself is generally a surprise to those who are later informed of its occurrence.

Handfasting
A handfasting is an old Pagan custom, dating back to the time of the ancient Celts. A handfasting was originally more like an engagement period, where two people would declare a binding union between themselves for a year and a day. The original handfasting was a trial marriage.

Highland or Scottish wedding

The groom and one other in the wedding party wear a kilt with Argyll jacket and long tie.
A Highland or Scottish wedding has the groom, with some or all of the groom's men wear a kilt. The bride may wear a sash or other tartan clothing. The Scottish basket sword is used for any Saber Arch.

Mass wedding
A collective or mass wedding is a single ceremony where numerous couples are married simultaneously.

Military wedding

Saber Arch at Military wedding in 1955, Argentinian Naval Officer in Dress Uniform and Bride
A military wedding is a ceremony conducted in a military chapel and may involve a Saber Arch. In most military weddings the bride, groom, or both will wear a military dress uniform in lieu of civilian formal wear. Some retired military personnel who marry after their service has ended may opt for a military wedding.

Vow renewal wedding
A wedding vow renewal is a ceremony in which a married couple renews or reaffirms their wedding vows. Typically, this ceremony is held to commemorate a milestone wedding anniversary. It may also be held to recreate the marriage ceremony in the presence of family and friends, especially in the case of an earlier elopement.

Same-sex wedding

Taiwanese couple after wedding ceremony.
A same-sex wedding is a ceremony in which two people of the same sex are married. This event may be legally documented as a marriage or another legally recognized partnership such as a civil union. Where such partnerships are not legally recognized, the wedding may be a religious or symbolic ceremony designed to provide an opportunity to make the same public declarations and celebration with friends and family that any other type of wedding may afford. These are often referred to as "commitment ceremonies.

Shotgun wedding
A shotgun wedding is a wedding in which the groom is reluctant to marry the bride, however, is strongly encouraged to do so to avoid family, social or legal repercussions. In many cases, the bride is pregnant before the wedding and the family of the bride, most commonly the bride's father, insists that the groom marry the bride before the pregnancy becomes obvious.

Weekend wedding
A weekend wedding is a wedding in which couples and their guests celebrate over the course of an entire weekend. Special activities, such as spa treatments and golf tournaments may be scheduled into the wedding itinerary. Lodging usually is at the same facility as the wedding and couples often host a Sunday brunch for the weekend's finale.

White wedding
A white wedding is a term for a traditional formal or semi-formal Western wedding. This term refers to the color of the wedding dress, which became popular after Queen Victoria wore a pure white gown when she married Prince Albert, and many were quick to copy her choice. At the time, the color white symbolized both extravagance and sexual purity to many, and had become the color for use by girls of the royal court.
copied from wikipedia


Who asked you for this epistle?

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Crime / Re: Man Assisted By A Lady Steals Her ATM & Cash by slavemerchant: 6:11am On May 27, 2016
zingzang:

he can use the card to do online shopping

He will still need the pin, olodo
Business / Re: Forex: CBN Throws Naira Into Open Market, Nullifies N197/$ Exchange Rate by slavemerchant: 7:25pm On May 25, 2016
LastSurvivor:
But I warned u guys about this very dullard that failed Economics and Mathematics even in a forged waec result..
I warned u all..

We didn't listen to you cos you also failed economics and mathematics woefully, which means you are equally a dullard
Education / Re: Why I Think Degree Education Is Overrated In Nigeria - Michael Roman by slavemerchant: 7:32pm On May 21, 2016
thesicilian:

There are some things that sound good to the ears and seem to make a lot of sense, but on indepth analysis turn out to be not so true. This article is one of such.

I'm almost certain you aunty did not on her own decide not to attend a university, it is most likely to have been due environmental factors such as finance, external exams like WAEC & JAMB, or even her own flair (or lack of it) for bookwork..

The richest man in the world did not drop out of university because he did not like university or he was too dull, he dropped out because he was too busy with his programming and the school work was a distraction. Mind you, he was enrolled at Harvard, an elite school strictly for the creme de la creme.

Not every graduate looks for a job. Some get a job while still in school, some right after school, some start up their own companies after university.

Not all job seeking graduates are unkempt, like the one you described above.


The fact that one person made it without seeing the four walls of a university does not call for a condemnation of those who graduated from universities. Your aunty may not have attended one, but its most likely that she had benefited from the knowledge of those who did, either in the planning stages or in the form of formal or informal consultations.

The university does not make you to be dependent on a job, it is the kind of education you give yourself that determines how you turn out in life. The university is a place for learning and research, it is not supposed to be a sit-in-the-classroom-and-copy-notes set up.

And finally I think if anything is overrated, it is the notion of "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life''. Yes it may be less stressful because you have a passion for it, but you still have to work your ass off daily if you intend to make any meaningful impact...

Give this guy a cold beer

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Business / Re: 7 Strong Reasons You Should Start A Business In Your Twenties. by slavemerchant: 10:09am On May 20, 2016
kwynette:
Biko all these na talk, how old was Albert Kroc when he started running the McDonald's chain, anybody can run a good business once you put your mind to it, twenties, thirties, hundreds, they are just numbers

You have said it all, intelligent lady
Politics / Re: Labour To Proceed On Strike Tomorrow Over Fuel Hike by slavemerchant: 8:32pm On May 17, 2016
YoursGEJ:
NLC response

on corruption -----------. No strike
On Dasukigate------------ No protest
On chibok gals------------No protest
on NASS salary -----------. No strike
on NASS cars --------------No strike
on secret N120b NASS budget --------------No strike
on marketers hoarding fuel----Blind & Dumb
on IDP--------------------------No effort
on Ghost workers-------------Blind & Dumb
on states owing workers salary-----No strike
on workers welfare-----------No effort
on retirees owed pension-----------No effort
on pipelines bombing ----------Blind & Dumb

[img]http://i./EZYQjm1uPrXGg.gif[/img]

So Labour must strike for every awry situation in the country, bros pack your luggage, you need to be relocated to yabaleft

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Politics / Re: NLC Sends Letter To Government Agencies To Shutdown On Wednesday 18th(photo) by slavemerchant: 7:54am On May 16, 2016
edoboy33:
are universities included cause i wanna go home

My lazy son
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Prostrates, Begs Obasanjo For Forgiveness (Photos) by slavemerchant: 4:21pm On May 14, 2016
Foolish old men
Family / Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by slavemerchant: 7:27am On May 14, 2016
Don't give her money again
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Lessons From N500 Note by slavemerchant: 3:57pm On May 13, 2016
Tonto dike never said this, bloody liar and attention seeker
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Kissing Is This At A Traditional Wedding? by slavemerchant: 3:52pm On May 13, 2016
tosyne2much:
Looking forward to that day I will kiss Oliviaarims like this, as cobweb don full my joystick cool


*nobody should quote me*

I don quote you, do your worst

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Health / Re: Baby Born Without Anus In Jos (photos) by slavemerchant: 5:13am On May 08, 2016
richidinho:
They shld use long nail to burst the hole ASAP

You lack wisdom, must you joke about everything
Sports / Re: Leicester City's BPL Triumph: 5 Life Lessons To Be Learned by slavemerchant: 7:24pm On May 03, 2016
adconline:
Shouldn't it be " hard work or determination" pays or " hard work and determination" pay? Rule of concord- singular verb goes with singular noun or pronoun.

Pele o English teacher

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Celebrities / Re: Vivian Oputa, Teebillz Babymama With 3rd Love Child In Stunning Photos by slavemerchant: 5:46pm On May 02, 2016
Otapipia:
From personal experience, it takes a lot of guts to sleep with a woman far older than you. Please don't ask me to explain.

Please explain

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by slavemerchant: 6:07am On Apr 29, 2016
Timolanki:
Any lady that I'm gona marry 2moro shld better preserve her self cos if i find out that she has been deflopwered my love 4 her won't b d same. #teamvirgin#

And are you a virgin
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Complains About Boring Sex Life After Baby by slavemerchant: 3:57pm On Apr 28, 2016
freshness2020:

And you are an eye witness when all these hits were going on... so why didn't you hit to complete the cycle....

Because his joystick is too little

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Celebrities / Re: BankyW Pleads With Teebillz, Tunji Balogun As He Hints At Committing Suicide by slavemerchant: 3:17pm On Apr 28, 2016
nerodenero:
Mr. Balogun, why announce? Do it already and another man would take charge and continue to insert his SIM in her phone.

Are u talking about my sim card?
Celebrities / Re: BankyW Pleads With Teebillz, Tunji Balogun As He Hints At Committing Suicide by slavemerchant: 3:14pm On Apr 28, 2016
If he wants to commit suicide i can borrow him a rope, but he has to return it after the deed is done
Business / Re: How To Become A Millionaire In Just 6 Months by slavemerchant: 1:40pm On Apr 28, 2016
Just wasted my mb
Celebrities / Re: BankyW Pleads With Teebillz, Tunji Balogun As He Hints At Committing Suicide by slavemerchant: 12:38pm On Apr 28, 2016
IamOpemipo:


Your English has already killed him. grin

It's a joke
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Wants To Commit Suicide by slavemerchant: 11:37am On Apr 28, 2016
ritababe:
haaaa eleye gidi gan

this is one of the reason I can't marry a celebrity.






#teamlanicky
#missnairaland


Which celebrity wan marry u before sef, abeg take several backseats

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji And Ogbonna Kanu At The Cinema by slavemerchant: 7:42pm On Apr 24, 2016
Does laura's Punna smell too
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi At Ogun Drums Festival - Photos by slavemerchant: 6:39am On Apr 20, 2016
Why didn't amosun postrate
Business / Re: How Can I Invest A N100,000 And Make Profit Without Working by slavemerchant: 7:45pm On Apr 19, 2016
Kockane:
To the person above me, congrats on your FTC... I live to fight another day. Therefore, in the spirit of celebrating second-best, I want to dedicate this space to Monsura, my neighbour's house maid. kiss Nobody pleasures me the way you do. I also want to let you know that dat belle nor be my own o! Thank you. angry

So monsura dey reach your side too
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Linda Ikeji Reconcile by slavemerchant: 6:50pm On Apr 19, 2016
kingsfield:

Dnt allow ur small mouth say wat ur two big eyes didn't see.

Linda's brother abeg no vex
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Linda Ikeji Reconcile by slavemerchant: 6:24am On Apr 19, 2016
The fact remains that despite all the money u have ur pussy still stink
Politics / Re: Senator Ita-giwa At Adaeze Yobo's Birthday Party by slavemerchant: 7:08pm On Apr 18, 2016
This Op's brain lack oxygen
Celebrities / Re: Why Davido Act.,Mayorkun Eleko is the worst Song of 2016 so far by slavemerchant: 6:51pm On Apr 18, 2016
Iamsynord:



lol i swear. His second guy that hkn signed ,dremo also dropped a song titled Fela..why didnt i criticise it ?

Because it was dope.9/10...but this eleko ehn

truth is bitter tho...

Rubbish analysis, that song is dope

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Family / Re: About To Wed Emakpo Akpowene Dies In Delta (Photos) by slavemerchant: 6:23pm On Apr 18, 2016
stphil:
na her x kill her grin

another dullard
Family / Re: About To Wed Emakpo Akpowene Dies In Delta (Photos) by slavemerchant: 6:22pm On Apr 18, 2016
Olukologia:
Death, U no respect any baga. Guess she didnt pray very well and ask for God's mercy b4 her wedding. RIP

You need to look for your brain
Celebrities / Re: Davido Blasts His Brother Over Mayorkun's Success(snapshot) by slavemerchant: 6:17pm On Apr 17, 2016
Topccy007:
E no go blow until u carry am go d baba wey help u.

These pics actually reminded me of ur looks cos I'm almost forgetting how u look due to lack of power to watch DSTV and lack of fuel to power my small gen.


So how do you charge your tecno fone

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