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CelebritiesRe: K Solo - Didn't Deny His Baby by Sleek05(f): 4:22pm On Nov 29, 2012
I blame not ksolo but his annoyin ex-wife...D oda day, dis same animal u cal a husband told u 2 pretend 2d world dat ur fight was a publicity stunt n u foolishly agreed. Instead of u 2 expose d animalistic wife-beater, u told d world u were actin, u sudnly became actors overnyt and u felt ur audience were fools abi? U deserve all wat u got frm d fool, u shudda left d good4nuthn as_shol_e since but u chose in ur own foolishness 2 cover up for d mumu... Wish u luck as u deal with all d mess!
CareerRe: Motivational Speaker Zig Ziglar Is Dead! by Sleek05(f): 10:23pm On Nov 28, 2012
RIP sir. Need 2 get dose books asap. Steven covey was another great motivational speaker. Rest in the Lord's bossom sirs!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please help me, I am frustrated and dying slowly. by Sleek05(f): 10:38am On Nov 28, 2012
The only prob I have with dis op is dat he luvs paintin stories. U can ask 4help without havin 2 tel us d story of ur life seriously. Being dramatic is a turn off 4me n many other ppl on dis forum. We don't need all d details, jus go straight 2d point!
HealthRe: Top 5 Regrets People Make On Their Deathbed by Sleek05(f): 4:43pm On Nov 27, 2012
Techwriter: I only agree with few of the above except those people think differently. Here are possible regrets of a dying Nigerian if he is wise

1. For Epicureans/ politicians and corrupt leaders: vanity upon vanity, all is vanity why did I invest all my energy struggling, killings and maimings for frivolities that have come to pass. I wish I lived with eternity in perspective

2. For stars and celebrities: I lived for others, I married for the public and it crashed before it took off. I wish I actually lived my live the way it should be and not the way my fans think it should be. Now every body is happy except me. I have external success and internal collapse; not even drugs can alleviate my malady, yet a lot of young folks wish they could be like me

3. For Atheist: I wish I believed there was a God. If I cross over to discover there is no God, Heaven or Hell I have nothing still to loose, but if it turns out to be real, I'm FINISHED

4. For Tribalists/Racists: imagine that all my life I have been fighting to show how superior we are. Now the same death awaits all of us. Race is only skin deep and ethnicity is a random occurence

5. For Religious Folks who never fulfilled purpose: I was so engrossed in my religious practices that I never lived the life God gave me. I never touched lives, I never did aany thing to chanhe my society for God but simply went to church/mosque prayed etc. I never answered the question: why was I born? So I never fulfilled purpose.
Me likey...Nice one poster, U made so much sense right dere! Kudos!
Christianity EtcRe: Churches, Mosques To Report Their Financial Transactions From January by Sleek05(f):
Whobedatte: YES they do, Digest the post, Even Ashimolowo's KICC pay heavy tax while in the UK, thats Y he has to change location to 9ja, where anything goes. Its a welcome development!!!
Mr man, must u talk? Why don't u keep just quiet if u don't kno d fact. Ashimolowo pastors KICC in d UK, infact he rarely comes 2 Nigeria. A residential pastor femi faseru pastors d biggest branch of KICC in Lagos. Stop cookin up stories and spewin trash dat u know nuthn about!
Music/RadioRe: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by Sleek05(f): 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2012
lestat: go read a book so you can gain some knowledge, some of the most successful songs of our time were all recorded with sampled beats!!!!

so stop being a HATER kiddo!!!!
http://www.livemusicguide.com/blog/columns/the-11-most-sampled-music-artists-of-all-time.ht
Last I checked, OP's name wasn't lestupid or wo'eva! Learn 2 mind ur biz and stay on ur lane.
HealthRe: C-section Delivery: How Many Times Is Too Much? by Sleek05(f): 5:23pm On Nov 25, 2012
U could adopt a 3rd if ure really desperate!
Music/RadioRe: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by Sleek05(f): 5:15pm On Nov 25, 2012
@ OP, u shld kno dat Nigerians r blind fanatics. Once dey r in luv wit any artist, dat artist can do no wrong and its unfortunate cuz it just cloud's one's judgement. I see no hate in dis piece, more lyk an advice but comments here show no1 wants 2 hear d truth!
EducationRe: Liverpool University’s Postgraduate School Offers Bowen Graduate Scholarship by Sleek05(f): 11:40am On Nov 24, 2012
Haaaa. Dis is d babe dat had straight A's in her first 2years in Bowen. Congrats grl. U absolutely deserve it. But dey ddnt give d best graduating student in our set Jimoh any scholarship and dey gave d best students before and after us. Wat happened to 2010/2011 set? Not fair jor but congrats 2 d grl tho. Wizkid!
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Offend Your Partner & How Do You Reconcile? by Sleek05(f): 10:05pm On Nov 23, 2012
Mcfemad: .
Please free her bro. You don't need to drag issues with her jare. She is bitter and 'discombulated'
I think u shudda jus stuck wit d English ur lil brain can produce. All in a bid 2 insult me, ure writin yeye grammar. Wtf z 'discombulated'. Mtchw
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Offend Your Partner & How Do You Reconcile? by Sleek05(f): 9:55pm On Nov 23, 2012
Mcfemad: .
So, you can be this daft. Your case calls for serious attention,madam. You must be living on the other side of the world...
Ooh so if u cal me daft, wat shd I cal u wit d trash u posted up dere, announcin 2d whole world u got links, who asked u? I don't blame u seriously, its ur grlfrnd dat butters ur ego dat I blame. I'm sure shz busy beggin u not 2 get angry now since dats her pry assignment. I can imagine!
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Offend Your Partner & How Do You Reconcile? by Sleek05(f): 7:10pm On Nov 23, 2012
Xsolutions: chai!!!See person wey u don insult finish dey offer u solid help.SMH
D lady in question has displayed a strong point in doing wat she does,its a strength as said not a weakness.
Though u are right about leaving "high horses" and meeting in d middle.
If ure patronisin d guy cuz of his links wit d company, den ure on d right track. U can as well grab d opportunity with both hands.
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Offend Your Partner & How Do You Reconcile? by Sleek05(f):
Mcfemad: I do not need to drag issue or prove my point beyond this. The way we handle issues in our relationship differs as we tend to view issues in different ways. I'm not sure you have a partner or been in any relationship, I'm imagining how it would look like.....

Anyways, I went through your profile where I saw:


I know a company based in Lagos I can link you up with. Go through their website http://www.interactivemedialtd.com. Let me know if you are interested in them.
#justtryingtobeofhelp#. No probs sis!

Regards!
Hahahahahahahaha....I'm sure ure d kinda persn dat cals d whole neighbourhood 2 come see when ure offerin an assistance or announces on facebook n twitter when u help financially. To blazes wit ur links! I'm sure u also saw a thread concernin masters. Well its finally out n I'm concentratin on it. Ur unsolicited help z highly unappreciated!
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Offend Your Partner & How Do You Reconcile? by Sleek05(f): 1:38pm On Nov 23, 2012
Mcfemad: You are totally out of point madam. You don't seems to understand my point. Her attitude of quick to say sorry anytime we have quarrels doesn't mean she is stupid or a fool. I do not see this act as her weak point but that's her strong point. As a matter of fact, she can afford to do away with the relationship but I just CAN'T. She is one of the best things to have happened to womanhood.
....and u saying you're sure we'll soon break up is a silly statement. You shouldn't be so sure of what you know little or nothing about. Ok! May I tell you that each crises/quarrel we have moves us a bit higher as we understand ourselves better, be more loving, caring and committed.
Haba, low Self Esteem ke? I've not seen something like this in her except it starts this morning.
Seriously, I can't go a day without this woman even though we're distance apart. Break up or Break down is totally out and such will not happen in Jesus name.
Madam, she doesn't need a therapy, but I'll recommend you for one cos you sound so bitter. Have a good day.
U kno I'd say d same thn if I have a guy I boss and toss arnd n cums back 2 say sorry evn wen I'm wrong. Dat explains all d grammar u just blew and I'm seriously laffin @ wat u cal her strong point!
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Offend Your Partner & How Do You Reconcile? by Sleek05(f): 6:32am On Nov 23, 2012
Mcfemad: Almost everyday of the week, but she is quick to say 'I'm sorry' even though am always at fault.
Imagine!!! I jus hate wen grls become stupid. I'm sure u'l soon break up wit her and sh'l cum cryin of heartbreak and wickedness. We r humans, evry1 needs a lil shakin once in a while. Once hez always d first 2 beg me, I know he can't do without me and I jus take advantage. Dat a human being 4u! Dats life. She begs evrytym cuz she can't afford 2 lose d relationshp, its her life and sh'l die if u leave her. It pisses me off wen u lose urself in d process of becomin a gud wife/gf. She needs therapy, I'm sure she has a very low self esteem. There is no being a fool for a guy evrytym, he'l eventually dump u. I leave my high horse, he leaves his high horse and we meet @ d middle!
P.S- dese r d type of babes dat take hypo bleach wen u break up wit dem, so ure stuck wit her for life!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: From Cool Wazobia Info Comes WE-TV by Sleek05(f): 10:26pm On Nov 22, 2012
Damselnoni: it wen u introduce/tells them the essential infor about your self,using a tape recorder or ur phone recorder,then attaching it to a file and send it to their email.(NAMES,SEX,DATE OF BIRTH,HOBBIES,INTREST,SCH U ATTEND,PREV JOB E.T.C).
Thnx damsel bt if its audio-visual, I'm thinkin its gonna be lyk a rough tv recordin cuz dey have 2 also see u n stuff. Wat d'yu think?
TV/MoviesRe: CPC Wants Pay-as-you-go Subscription For DSTV Consumers by Sleek05(f): 10:52pm On Nov 20, 2012
How come no1 noticed okija's post dat his family has shares in multichoice? Dat pretty explains his rantings. 2me, diaz no biggie. If its possible, why not? As long as its cheaper and gives more value 4ur money den its a welcome idea.
TV/MoviesRe: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by Sleek05(f): 10:11pm On Nov 20, 2012
Lynx can u shed more light on d ebony tv audition? Do we need 2 take our pictures dere 2?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: From Cool Wazobia Info Comes WE-TV by Sleek05(f): 11:53am On Nov 19, 2012
Which one is audio-visual CV?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Administrative Officer At Sweet Co Company In Ibadan by Sleek05(f): 11:28am On Nov 19, 2012
This email makes d vacancy suspicious!
TV/MoviesRe: Pascal Eromosele Wins The Gulder Ultimate Search by Sleek05(f):
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TV/MoviesRe: Pascal Eromosele Wins The Gulder Ultimate Search by Sleek05(f): 8:30am On Nov 17, 2012
Congrats pascal bt I wanted a woman 2 win biko. Onyinye 2 was smart bt pascal was way smarter. Dat guy z a genius! Onyinye did not pay attention 2d clue 'where u lay ur head', she jus kept jumpin evrywhr and 2 people who keep sayin evrythn is arranged, nothn can ever convince u so diaz no point. And u def dint follow d show frm beginnin 2 end because pascal all thru showed he deserved 2 win. N come 2 think of it, GUS is usually abt strenght in d last 2days, dats y women don't get 2d finals but dis tym around, dey made it more intellectual with d puzzles and riddles knowing fully well dat onyinye is gud @ arranging puzzles and solving riddles, I think they wanted 2 give a woman d chance dis time around but pascal was just 2 strong a competitor. However, I'm really happy James did not win. James was just 2 full of himself, very annoyin guy. Day before d final show, he kept tokn abt people as if he knew it all, kept sayin 'she lost focus', 'he lost focus' as if he was d boss...sm1 dat luckily escaped eviction twice. Congrats pascal!
FoodRe: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by Sleek05(f): 7:47pm On Nov 16, 2012
blink182: I de tell you, if them mix am with periwinkle, diced pomo, crayfish and scattered stock fish...mogbe! I'm in heaven already.
Hahahahahahahaha....chopaholic!
PoliticsRe: Justice Kayode Eso Is Dead. by Sleek05(f): 7:36pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=akay_47]U bet! Secondary school was my best, got some 'strokes' from Dairo tho, buh datz d swag, when u get beaten and u 'dust' wit swag. Twaz fun, buh i'm sure he'll b simpler now sha[/quote]Lmao...I dusted Mr Nwakwo's cane d most (d annoyin counsellor), Mr ighodaro, Mr oloruntoyin...mehn dey flogged us den o but I hrd thnz r much better now that Esho's child is d director. No more over-floggin and I guess only a few teachers are allowed 2 flog. Dey r now all buttered, black socks, hat, tie etc...we took donkeys so dey can take planes 2day!
FoodRe: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by Sleek05(f): 6:18pm On Nov 16, 2012
I hate fufu. I thnk igbos cal it akpu...I rem in Jss1, I was smhow convinced 2 eat it, d food refused 2 digest n I slpt off on d field where we were havin a show or sumthn only 2 wake up and puke on a senior's uniform. I chop slap dat day no be small. Since dat day if fufu goes north, I go south! Lol
FashionRe: Pictures Of World Miss University Nigeria 2012 by Sleek05(f): 4:31pm On Nov 16, 2012
duni04: For your mind tongue
Hahahaha...u can't be 2 sure o!
FashionRe: Pictures Of World Miss University Nigeria 2012 by Sleek05(f): 3:40pm On Nov 16, 2012
candygosh: Wow, tobi is beautiful even without the make up tin. You need to see her even before the ceremony.
She was once a runner up in sisi oge.
The only amazing thing was how she became fair cos she was dark when she was still in year 1
Beauty queens don't need 2 be drop dead beautiful. Once dey have all d qualities in moderation, dey r gud 2 go but she isn't bad 4 a beauty queen tho...as regards getn fair, dats d new trend o. Babes dat were chocolate in 100level became 'oyinbo' in 400 and now after schl dey r jus colourless, sum evn look so scary. Guess 'omo- whiter than before' has done wonders.
PoliticsRe: Justice Kayode Eso Is Dead. by Sleek05(f): 3:32pm On Nov 16, 2012
@ akay lol. Dairo z now d v.principal, he had a koboko dose dayz...mehn u dare not look 4his trouble but he was nice 2 grls so I was never in his bad books. Was tokn wit a frnd dis aft n discovered how much fun schl was. #gudtyms
FashionRe: Pictures Of World Miss University Nigeria 2012 by Sleek05(f): 3:23pm On Nov 16, 2012
Shz pretty. She kinda looks lyk telema in tinsel esp d first pic. I think I'm prettier sha. Lol
PoliticsRe: Justice Kayode Eso Is Dead. by Sleek05(f): 11:27am On Nov 16, 2012
I'm sure dere'l be no schl 2day. Wish I was stl in sec. Schl...free holiday.lol
PoliticsRe: Justice Kayode Eso Is Dead. by Sleek05(f): 11:24am On Nov 16, 2012
*cryin* so so sad! He was our proprietor in Bodija int'l school and college. He was nuthn short
Of a father. We luv u grandpa, u'l be greatly missed but we r consoled in d fact dat u lived a great life. Ure an icon! RIP sir!

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