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Politics / Re: Dana Plane Crash - A Year Later by Sleek05(f): 5:34am On Jun 03, 2013
Sad sad sad....Rest in Peace the Fatokuns (Mother and kids)
Celebrities / Re: Most Successful Young Celebrities In Nigeria by Sleek05(f): 10:36pm On May 29, 2013
So many kids tryna console themselves here! Smh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Aeroplane 'On Fire' Flying Over London by Sleek05(f): 8:56am On May 25, 2013
I think every1 dat lashes out on Nigeria has a right to. This is a totally different scenario, d plane was on fire, yet no one was injured. This must have been because d right people were on ground, facilities were available and all of dat. Most crashes in Nigeria leave people injured, dead or maimed. Let there be a fire on an aircraft in Nigeria sumtym with no one left injured and d plane landing safely, then we'l know Nigeria is indeed getting there.
Romance / Re: Marriage Mistakes Women Make That Lead To Divorce. by Sleek05(f): 8:53am On May 24, 2013
Tobius tobius: All these misogynistic threads on Nairaland. "Mistakes Women Make..."- the implication being that men are almighty and infallible, never making mistakes that can lead to divorce. Learn how to talk to him, do this and that for him... Whatever happened to treating each other like human beings deserving of love and respect, whether male or female?
People making stupid excuses, saying, Men have natural lapses. Speak for yourself, please.

Oh, and I said "deserve". If you don't like the word, write to Merriam-Webster and ask them to remove it from their dictionary.

U took dese words right outta my mouth. I really don't understand how some people think!
Religion / Re: Woman Worshiping God Without Hands And Legs by Sleek05(f): 8:06pm On May 21, 2013
ooua: You don't need to thank God because you think yours is better than hers. Thank God because of who He is and what He is doing. So she should have waited to see someother person maybe without eyes, hands, legs, and lips before giving God thanks. Think about it. If you are a christian please never lead a prayer session where you ask your members to begin to worship/praise God - "because there are people in the hospitals now and you are here" Do you think God loves them the less?

This is deep...Thnx bruv!
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji & Covenant University Students (tweet Fight) by Sleek05(f): 9:18am On May 09, 2013
Linda shld learn 2 verify any info b4 she posts it. Shez beginning 2 lose credibility. She posted outrageous sums a couple of weeks ago about babcock's new fees and dey were lies. Some mischievous students sent it 2her and she stupidly copied and pasted it. Smearing an entity's/org's/individual's name all in d name of making money is the height of irresponsibility.

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Fashion / Re: Omoni Oboli On The Cover Of Beautybox Magazine April Edition by Sleek05(f): 12:17am On May 02, 2013
Omoni has it all...a loving husby, wonderful kids...chose schooling over acting in her teens and its all paid off...shez one woman I really admire!
Celebrities / Re: Rapper Olamide Shows Off His Girlfriend (Pictures) by Sleek05(f): 2:12pm On May 01, 2013
horny4u:

Haba !!!

Thats a curse we should not be cursing eachother on this forum.

Even to say you are finer than a chimpanzee is cursing the chimpanzee and that is unfair talk less of a human being.

You re fugly son....your dad took race with one look at you or do you know your dad ? you may need to use your phone light to search for him in daylight ....na so hin black reach...

Just my opinion grin


Hahahahahahahahahaha....dis got me rotfl. Babez, u wicked gan o.
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Sleek05(f): 7:29am On Apr 30, 2013
I love O.C...dude is super cute and eloquent!
Religion / Re: Is Kissing And Hugging Sinful In Christian Courtship? by Sleek05(f): 11:14am On Mar 24, 2013
Afam4eva: Most Christians are dummies. That something sounds or looks sinful doesn't make it sinful. Read your bible and see if you'll find where it says that it's a sin or not.

What's d meaning of dis? After d authoritative name calling in ur piece, dis was d best u could come up with? Now we know who d dummy really is!.
At op, Ephesians 5:3 says 'But among u, let there be no HINT of sexual impurity....'. U can read d full verse. D 'hint' just does it 4 me and it really boils down 2ur intentions. If its a friendly kiss or hug with no strings attached, fine! But once there is a HINT of lust, d hug z lastin hours, sensitive body parts r touchin each other, d kiss z taking u 2 heaven and back, God is against it n u better flee! I'm no saint tho, we r all striving!

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Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by Sleek05(f): 3:08pm On Mar 10, 2013
papaejima1: Hey babe, did you eat garlic or pringles?

It's affecting ur breath.
She says no ooo.
Then I say ok but you hav to look into it. Could be a sign u want to be sick or something.

I just make it look like am concerned abt her health shocked shocked

I like this, it sounds real. If I kno any of his family members, I can just tel dem 2 tel him. I can't just imagine my guy teln me I have mouth odour, d embarassment will kill me but frm my sis or bruv, I'l handle it. Btw, is it dat some people don't actually know, even when they check or some don't just check cuz I believe u shld know if u check and ure sensitive.
Literature / Re: Flora Nwapa, First Female Novelist by Sleek05(f): 12:09am On Mar 01, 2013
Iyaniwura's posts are always so educative! She takes d pain 2 conduct her research and not d copy and paste most bloggers do. Thumbs up!

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TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 5:26pm On Feb 24, 2013
ItsModella: Learnt which lesson? I don't need your flipping forgiveness. Oh, and who the fück is sleek05? bïtch please, go sit your wretched a$$ someplace...I just don't have the time to sort through your hieroglyphics. When you finally learn how to write in English and not that stupïd shorthand, you can come and search for Modella and I'm sure she'll welcome you with open arms cool cool

*yawns

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TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 3:34pm On Feb 24, 2013
Good of u! I'm sure uve learnt ur lesson. If all u do is snoop around Nland, lookin for posts dat were not directed @ u 2reply, bring it not near sleek05. Now go do ur homework, mama has forgiven u! *hugs

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TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 3:17pm On Feb 24, 2013
ItsModella:
olodo!! grin grin

and what if I checked and I still didn't find it? bïtch please, you're not as smart as you think. Wise 'celebrities' don't post their damn addresses on their facebook/twitter....just say you don't even know where the chick lives rather than turning into a fake gangsta.

I don't even know why you're getting all worked up. Was my first question an insult? I don't think so...but if you wanna kill yourself over it, be my guest cool cool

I'm sure u kno its only low minds lyk ur pathetic self dat resort to insults and act all defensive when deyv got no point. Btw, r u sure u checked well? U might wanna check again dearie, don't give up, I'm sure u'l stl find it! N u rly shdnt take anythn personal, we r all being sarcastic here, arnt we? Hehehe.
TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 7:44am On Feb 24, 2013
ItsModella:
use google to find out the GRA Moyo lives in? (the same Moyo that is pretty much unknown in the entertainment scene). Coming from a self acclaimed smarty a$$, that's not so smart, is it? grin grin

mschewwww!! nobody is fighting with you so stop trying to form rambo.

Hey babez, take it izi b4 ur neck grows longer than it already is. Google pretty much finds evrythn out, could lead u to facebook nd/or twitter and u'l def find d damn address dat ddnt make u sleep @ nyt! I've helped u outta ur ignorance, avnt I? I think I deserve a hug...hehehe

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TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 11:26pm On Feb 23, 2013
CFCfan:

Abeg, take am easy oh. Some of the posters were being sarcastic.

And being sarcastic z fun, innit? Joinin d fun den. Mtchw. Btw, speak for urself! Dere r so many kids here u don't wanna speak for.
TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 9:44pm On Feb 23, 2013
VillageBoi:


I think it was a very good helpful answer. It gets rid of the crazy stalkers that Sleek 05 and Moyo Lawal would get. Sleek 05 was very sensible not to share which GRA she lives in. It's private info and should remain so.

Thnx. I totally ignore silly posts. I don't understand how where Moyo or I stay affects any1 on dis thread, I shld tell d whole world whr I live because I wanna make a point? People dat know Moyo know d GRA I'm talkin about and If u wanna kno and ure not smart enough to use google, den hold ur peace!
TV/Movies / Re: Actresses To Watch Out For In Nollywood by Sleek05(f): 6:41pm On Feb 23, 2013
The only reason I opened this thread was cuz I was hopin 2 see Damilola Adegbite and alas shez number 1! I luv dat babe 2pieces, no homo....shz so gud! Btw I'm not sure moyo lawal is an actress we shld watch out for like some1 posted , maybe 'salewa' in tinsel or even 'angela' would have been better. Moyo doesn't really know how to act. Moyo z my neighbour @ GRA so there is absolutely no beef, I just don't think shz all dat.
Romance / Re: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Boyfriend ? by Sleek05(f): 8:49am On Feb 21, 2013
Yoruba_Omoge:

Thank you jare. Now you know why I loff you, Idowu.
Oya, you fit come to my house and do my laundry too?
E no be issue abi? Since you do it at home, you can do it at a friend's place too. wink tongue

Ps I'm sure you boffy even expects you to clean up at his friend's place. I mean, the more houses you clean, the more wifey you become.
The man go propose to you while you're on your knees cleaning his "was once white now golden" toilet grin tongue


Hahahahahahahaha....dis grl has killed me!

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Romance / Re: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Boyfriend ? by Sleek05(f): 2:46pm On Feb 20, 2013
Hahahahahahaha....this topic again! Livalives, I can see u here again! Twas crazy d oda time with dat childish guy throwin insults here and dere and his e-grlfrnd supportin him. I'm not gonna say much dis time tho, if u wanna be a househelp, ure free, if u wanna have a little dignity as a grlfrnd whose brideprice hasn't been paid, ure free. To each, her own!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Recruits Graduate Trainee 2013 by Sleek05(f): 7:33am On Feb 19, 2013
Thnx westlord
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Recruits Graduate Trainee 2013 by Sleek05(f): 11:02am On Feb 17, 2013
Please I need a few clarifications concernin the form, though I've submitted, I'm hoping I can review it. A part under education demands for subject, I don't know what that means so I just typed N/A. Another field asked for Id number and I typed d VN number on my voters card, I hope dats d right thing. The most disturbing is the degree/cert title field where one is only allowed to type in a number. Pls wat number will dat be. Any1 should pls help. Thnx.
Crime / Re: Lagos-Ibadan Express Way: Robbery Experience TODAY by Sleek05(f): 10:52pm On Jan 11, 2013
Mojir: @ ogb5

You make me laugh! so I have suddenly become one of them because I express my opinion? May God forgive you!

@ apocalypse

Like as said earlier I am a frequent traveller on that route, there are times I drive alone as a lady on that route; and attack by robbers was very common in 2009, 2010 and even 2011. On more that three occassions I was a witness. I agree the robbers can strike anytime! But the rate has greatly reduced compared to some years back

I don't have any thing against anyone with their stories, please. ALL I am saying is that people should stop putting fears in the mind of travellers. May God continue to grant us journey mercies.

I really understand where ure coming from. As much as I'm also tempted 2 force myself 2 believing dat robbery incidents no longer happen on Lag/Ib expressway, I know dat wil only amount 2me fooling myself. I frequent dat expressway and my dad travels like every other day and we have never been attacked by robbers or seen any incident in front or something. Just 2day, I was travelling frm ib to lag and I just rem'd my friend's story of a robbery attack sometime last year. I thought 2myself dat d guy was only tryna scare me or maybe he wasn't sure of what he was saying and dey don't rob on d highway anymore only because my dad and I haven't experienced it as much as we travel. I'm sure I came across this thread this evening cuz God wants me 2 know that its only by His grace and nuthn else that we have been safe cuz these robbery incidents r for real.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Graduate Advertises CV On Billboard by Sleek05(f): 7:50pm On Jan 11, 2013
dulphines:

One cannot say from you earlier statement that you referred to people with connected parents. It is not a matter of comprehension or logic. Go back and read your comment once more. We aren't quarrelling and no disrespect to you either..

U know what? I'm under no obligation 2be explicit in explaining myself, I only gave my opinion on d matter since its a public forum. Its left 2u 2 consider d numerous meanings of my ambiguous statement and say maybe she really did not mean it dis way, maybe she meant it dat way and probably ignored it instead of d one-way traffic, immediate irrational and shallow reasoning that I was insultin 2:2 holders if u get my drift. In short, I think if u don't really understand a post due 2 ambiguity, its best 2 ignore it instead of jumpin into an unfavourable conclusion d poster didn't mean!
TV/Movies / Re: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by Sleek05(f): 11:12am On Jan 09, 2013
Thnx lynx for the updates!
Family / Re: 12 Ways On How To Relate With Your In-laws by Sleek05(f): 7:52am On Jan 08, 2013
Wow! Really nice. I learnt a thing or 2. D point 'never insult' is so true, I was datin a guy sometym and was teln him how my dad had spoilt my younger brother only for him 2 insult my dad. Even tho I didn't really take it personal then, it got me very angry after and I hate d guy for it.

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Politics / Re: Hyundai Paid N30M Kidnap Ransom, Police Say by Sleek05(f): 11:26am On Jan 05, 2013
Me 2! Hehehe
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Graduate Advertises CV On Billboard by Sleek05(f): 9:23pm On Jan 04, 2013
fabihill: fool!!!

I know what exactly is wrong with u...'The bandwagon effect'! In a bid 2 comment by force with nuthn 2 say, u chose 2 quote me and also feel among...I'm sure dat foolish act of urs has given u d orgas.m u so desire! Mumu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Graduate Advertises CV On Billboard by Sleek05(f): 9:18pm On Jan 04, 2013
dulphines:

So the 2:2 chaps should be thrown into the bush right? Everyone with his or her destiny. Success in life is not a function of degree or grades. Get that clear sis.


I don't know why many of u here choose 2 be myopic in ur thinkin. My post only meant ppl with highly connected parents but with a lesser degree have sure gotn jobs but dis 1:1 guy hasn't...probably cuz he doesn't kno d high n d mighty. Is dat so difficult 2 comprehend? C'mon!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Graduate Advertises CV On Billboard by Sleek05(f): 9:13pm On Jan 04, 2013
YuzedoII:

C'man shatthafackap will you! You think 1st Class confers automatic privileges or confirms intellectual superiority?! How naïve of you! And you can't even write proper English, you are here advocating.. Odika thunder gbagbuo ya mouth there! angry

Come, r u sick or is smthn rong with ur brain? Did u send ur stupid self 2 fnsh with a 2:2 in schl? Or did I in anyway imply dat I fnshed with a 1:1? How come my post affected u Englishian? Are u sure u took a complete dose of ur drugs dis mornin or u wanna go back dere? Imagine dis anuofia talking nonsense because I gave my opinion abt unemployment. Let me warn u, don't u ever quote me again...wen u see ur yabaleft mates, ure free 2 quote dem but pls don't u ever carry dat ur drippin odoured mouth/fingers/sawdust filled brain anywhere near me. Ode!
Family / Re: Being The Only Child Of Your Parents: How Has It Been Like? by Sleek05(f): 10:00am On Jan 04, 2013
touchplay: choi...! M d only son,wit 3 sisters,2 serving nigeria, mi m abt 2 resume skul,lastborn wants 2 sit 4 jamb.mehn,its nt bin easy oo..staying alone in ma room y'l dey al gist n play in der room.no guy 2 talk2,non 2 share cloths wit,non 2 argue football wit.jst mi alone.dats y i dnt stay @ om all d tym expecially weekends.always inma fwends place,n mum aint cool wit it.always calling mi on fone 2 cm back 2 d girls hostel. angry choi...! M d only son,wit 3 sisters,2 serving nigeria, mi m abt 2 resume skul,lastborn wants 2 sit 4 jamb.mehn,its nt bin easy oo..staying alone in ma room y'l dey al gist n play in der room.no guy 2 talk2,non 2 share swags wit,non 2 argue football wit.jst mi alone.dats y i dnt stay @ om all d tym expecially weekends.always inma fwends place,n mum aint cool wit it.always calling mi on fone 2 cm back 2 girls hostel.

Hahahahaha...I almost thot u were by brother but den mine has 2 sisters. I over-feel ur pain. My brother comes in2 d room and quietly listens 2 our gist since he has no1 2 gist with. Wen we chase him, he begs us so he can stay since he has no1 to talk to except his fone and 2 make it worse, my dad z never @ home. He's not a football fan sef, he has 2 watch wat we ladies watch @ home. I jus fnshed servin and my sis is abt 2 serve. My brother's GCE result was just released with his wonderful F9s, come see lashin frm his graduate sisters hahaha and hez also abt 2 write jamb! Infact, lolu is dat u? Ehn? Lmao

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