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Romance / Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by sleekch1c(f): 11:36pm On Aug 11, 2014
childofGod09: You are very wrong. My wife is absolutely beautiful. Slim with curves in wright places, natural long dark hair all the way down her back. She has beautiful face and loving eyes. Her skintone is lightly brown as her granny is of Asian stock. When black men see us by themselves they always say brother you've done well has she got a sister. Your wife is fine. Even in front of me the men are checking her. She birthed three children but her body is an excellent shape. It is only black women and black men who are passing us with their black women are doing this. It is like those black women are feeling insecure when they see us and try to mock us with their black men so those men don't feel tempted to get beautiful white wife like mine. Mind you those women are overweight, with fake hair glued to their heads and shabby dressed while my wife is dressed very well in clean freshly washed and ironed clothes, her hair freshly washed and styled, my wife is very clean she showers 2-3 times a day, smells delicious from lotion and nice perfume. Those women seems very jealous and that my be the reason. God is not pleased with their hatred for the innocent woman like my wife who never did nothing wrong to them. They should not treat her that way.


she works in the medical profession, showers 3x daily and executes her housewife duties perfectly? You are either married to a Dr.Grey/mary poppins/martha stewart human amalgam or high on quality weed.

can I get your dealer's contact? kiss

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Romance / Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by sleekch1c(f): 11:30pm On Aug 11, 2014
childofGod09: My wife is from Slovakia. We have been married for 11 years, together for 16 years and have 3 beautiful children. She cooks all Nigerian dishes, she works in medical field and still manages to keep the house spotless, children in excellent order. She is a Godly woman beautiful from outside and inside and my relatives love her and . Her relatives also welcomed me with joy. We live in London and getting constantly belittled, hisses, mocked by black women and also by black couples just on the street or in supermarket... even in the church.Majority of these unsavory characters are Nigerian or other African. This is very sad how black people can have so much hatred for people like us because we love each other and did not choose to marry someone from the same country, or out of hatred for people who are different in appearance. Lot of black men marry women from same tribe and hate any other women in process and mock them. That is not love. I love and respect my white wife but I do not hate black women as my mother, sisters and other relatives are black. We teach our children both cultures Igbo and Slovakian. You kind of expect some racial hatred from white people but black people treat us worst. Why so much hate?

bia nwokem,that is your problem not ours. We are at war with terrorism and ebola. Try a ghananian forum, you might get more answers there!

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Culture / Re: The Difference Between Customary Law Marriage And Statutory Marriage. by sleekch1c(f): 10:55pm On Aug 11, 2014
barcanista: I don't see the reason for the advancement of the "Whiteman's tradition" over our ancestral customs. As a Proud Ijawman, I am first loyal to Ijaw Custom than to any foreign tradition in the name of "statutory". When It comes to Marriage, I shall marry according to my custom which will be held sacred and will encourage my children to do same. According to my Custom, the wife becomes a daughter to the man's family. She's fully integrated and enjoys all the care and protection from the Man's family. She even take part in the Inheritance of the Man's deceased parent(s) just like any child/son of the family provided that she is married according to our customs and traditions. The Children do not only enjoy the privileges of their father's wealth but also take part in the sharing of family wealth irrespective of the gender. In fact, the wife is more favored than the immediate offsprings of the Parents-inlaws (At least my Mum is a case study).

thats cool cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Did/Have Your Job Hunting Lasted? by sleekch1c(f): 12:12am On Aug 09, 2014
Jbond: I thought it ws only me o, since feb dis year after service till nw no job, what baffles me is d gals I met durin service are all wrkin while d guys I met durin service r not wrkin, na wa o..all the same I still thank God for life and everything.

and what has their gender got to do with it?
Be attentive,keep your eyes and ears open. Put ALL your trust in God. I got my present job not because I was female or pretty,but because I never stopped searching and bothering God..my point is,when you feel ppl are doing well, find out their secret and not sit on ur bottom and make weird assertions. If you know the number of wicked regret mails some of those girls got before they landed a job, you will weep for them.
Health / Re: 10 Benefits Of Drinking Warm Lemon Water Everyday by sleekch1c(f): 6:00pm On Aug 04, 2014
they are all real. not just some copy and paste trash. works for me smiley
Health / 10 Benefits Of Drinking Warm Lemon Water Everyday by sleekch1c(f): 5:59pm On Aug 04, 2014
There are many health benefits of lemons that have been known for centuries. The two biggest are lemons’ strong antibacterial, antiviral, and immune-boosting powers and their use as a weight loss aid because lemon juice is a digestive aid and liver cleanser. Lemons contain many substances–notably citric acid, calcium, magnesium, vitamin C, bioflavonoids, pectin, and limonene–that promote immunity and fight infection.

HOW TO DO IT: You should be using purified water and it should be lukewarm not scalding hot. You want to avoid ice cold water, since that can be a lot for your body to process and it takes more energy to process ice cold water than the warm. Always use fresh lemons, organic if possible, never bottled lemon juice. I squeeze 1/2 a lemon with each glass and I drink it down first thing before I eat a single thing, or workout, etc.

10 Benefits to Drinking Warm Lemon Water Every Morning

1) Aids Digestion. Lemon juice flushes out unwanted materials and toxins from the body. It’s atomic composition is similar to saliva and the hydrochloric acid of digestive juices. It encourages the liver to produce bile which is an acid that is required for digestion. Lemons are also high in minerals and vitamins and help loosen ama, or toxins, in the digestive tract. The digestive qualities of lemon juice help to relieve symptoms of indigestion, such as heartburn, belching and bloating. The American Cancer Society actually recommends offering warm lemon water to cancer sufferers to help stimulate bowel movements.

2) Cleanses Your System / is a Diuretic. Lemon juice helps flush out unwanted materials in part because lemons increase the rate of urination in the body. Therefore toxins are released at a faster rate which helps keep your urinary tract healthy. The citric acid in lemons helps maximize enzyme function, which stimulates the liver and aids in detoxification.

3) Boosts Your Immune System. Lemons are high in vitamin C, which is great for fighting colds. They’re high in potassium, which stimulates brain and nerve function. Potassium also helps control blood pressure. Ascorbic acid (vitamin C) found in lemons demonstrates anti-inflammatory effects, and is used as complementary support for asthma and other respiratory symptoms plus it enhances iron absorption in the body; iron plays an important role in immune function. Lemons also contain saponins, which show antimicrobial properties that may help keep cold and flu at bay. Lemons also reduce the amount of phlegm produced by the body.

4) Balances pH Levels. Lemons are one of the most alkalizing foods for the body. Sure, they are acidic on their own, but inside our bodies they’re alkaline (the citric acid does not create acidity in the body once metabolized). Lemons contain both citric and ascorbic acid, weak acids easily metabolized from the body allowing the mineral content of lemons to help alkalize the blood. Disease states only occur when the body pH is acidic. Drinking lemon water regularly can help to remove overall acidity in the body, including uric acid in the joints, which is one of the primary causes of pain and inflammation.

5) Clears Skin. The vitamin C component as well as other antioxidants helps decrease wrinkles and blemishes and it helps to combat free radical damage. Vitamin C is vital for healthy glowing skin while its alkaline nature kills some types of bacteria known to cause acne. It can actually be applied directly to scars or age spots to help reduce their appearance. Since lemon water purges toxins from your blood, it would also be helping to keep your skin clear of blemishes from the inside out. The vitamin C contained in the lemon rejuvenates the skin from within your body.

6) Energizes You and Enhances Your Mood. The energy a human receives from food comes from the atoms and molecules in your food. A reaction occurs when the positive charged ions from food enter the digestive tract and interact with the negative charged enzymes. Lemon is one of the few foods that contain more negative charged ions, providing your body with more energy when it enters the digestive tract. The scent of lemon also has mood enhancing and energizing properties. The smell of lemon juice can brighten your mood and help clear your mind. Lemon can also help reduce anxiety and depression.

7) Promotes Healing. Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), found in abundance in lemons, promotes wound healing, and is an essential nutrient in the maintenance of healthy bones, connective tissue, and cartilage. As noted previously, vitamin C also displays anti-inflammatory properties. Combined, vitamin C is an essential nutrient in the maintenance of good health and recovery from stress and injury.

cool Freshens Breath. Besides fresher breath, lemons have been known to help relieve tooth pain and gingivitis. Be aware that citric acid can erode tooth enamel, so you should be mindful of this. No not brush your teeth just after drinking your lemon water. It is best to brush your teeth first, then drink your lemon water, or wait a significant amount of time after to brush your teeth. Additionally, you can rinse your mouth with purified water after you finish your lemon water.

9) Hydrates Your Lymph System. Warm water and lemon juice supports the immune system by hydrating and replacing fluids lost by your body. When your body is deprived of water, you can definitely feel the side effects, which include: feeling tired, sluggish, decreased immune function, constipation, lack of energy, low/high blood pressure, lack of sleep, lack of mental clarity and feeling stressed, just to name a few.

10) Aids in Weight Loss. Lemons are high in pectin fiber, which helps fight hunger cravings. Studies have shown people who maintain a more alkaline diet, do in fact lose weight faster. I personally find myself making better choices throughout the day, if I start my day off right, by making a health conscious choice to drink warm lemon water first thing every morning.



SOURCE:
http://tasty-yummies.com/2013/03/18/10-benefits-to-drinking-warm-lemon-water-every-morning/
Romance / Re: Why Readers, Scientifically, Are The Best People To Fall In Love With by sleekch1c(f): 6:27pm On Jul 12, 2014
Awesome!
I concur
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2014
majekdom2: no , bite am like suarez.

What if I havent got teeth cry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 2:06pm On Jul 12, 2014
tolutweety:

cheesy smiley, Biko...Abeg, no nod am oo ; tongue lipsrsealed

Thanks for stopping me...that was how I rendered one stubborn fellow toothless cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 2:02pm On Jul 12, 2014
tolutweety:

This is to the newest couple on the thread... wink grin
* Raises a glass of wine and makes a toast*
...To long life smiley!
...To our dream NLNG job smiley!!
...To fulfillment of our dreams smiley!!!

CHEERS cheesy kiss !

grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 1:43pm On Jul 12, 2014
Dpress: mtcheew!
U no even happy say fine guy like @Pabostt dey giv you green lite. Shebi ur head don swell nau.
Oga pabostt, plz dnt waste ur energy o. Chikallas wey fine no dey form big heads.


If I nod you eh angry angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 1:28pm On Jul 12, 2014
pabostt:

And now faith is the substance of thing hope for the evidence of thing not seen.

Without faith it impossible to please God. He that cometh to God must believe that He is and He is a rewarder of them that diligently seek.

And by faith Sarah receive strenght to conceive.

Faith flaunt faith.....pls sis allow me to excercise my faith and it wont put me to shame.
How was ur day bn? Hope work isnt stressful? Have you eaten?

Gbam! See caring in action.....

I'm alright.
Work is tiring.
How are you doing?
Gbam...e don start o! grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 7:37pm On Jul 11, 2014
pabostt:

Thumb up sis....since yesterday i have been searching,lol and behold sleekch1c has broken the silence............i dnt need to see your face, i know you are beautiful, pretty, elegant, tantalizing......make i keep the rest till will get to NLNG.....

See faith cheesy cheesy

My guy park well grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 3:18pm On Jul 11, 2014
pabostt:

Gbam!!! End of discusion!!! Some of us has been sideline.....let me try this method by throwing my fishing net like tolutweety has done maybe i will catch a beautiful fish.......spotlessderby where are you?

Announcement: those that are hibernating pls endeavor to post even if it's to type fullstop or a comma, nobody will abuse you. For those that do come as a guest pls longin and be part of the group. The higher your posts the higher your chances of getting this 'holy grail' job.lol

Thank you as you comply.
Health / Re: 8 Things You Need To Know If You Have Multiple Sex Partners by sleekch1c(f): 9:43am On Jul 04, 2014
lynpetra:


Naa.
No be woman ooooo,na guy o.
He quotes me whenever I make crazy remarks,and he always show his bitterness.


Anyway,if na babe,I no no Wetin I do her o.I didn't take her toy cos I don't do toys.And if she is having a crush on me,she better stay the a queue.

Lmao. Then he is one unhappy man smiley

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Health / Re: 8 Things You Need To Know If You Have Multiple Sex Partners by sleekch1c(f): 9:08am On Jul 04, 2014
lynpetra:

Noted!
But I don't want to change.Is that a threat to your life? wink wink wink

Hey bae...did u by any chance collect that lady's toy? Pls give back so the invectives will stop...they make my eyes hurt grin cheesy


Abi she has a crush on u undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 1:58pm On Jul 03, 2014
Happy bday lafex and Tolu.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sleekch1c(f): 3:21pm On Jun 27, 2014
All hilarious comments gone...
sad sad sad

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Phones / Re: Which Data Subscription Is Better For Android Phones? by sleekch1c(f): 11:05pm On Jan 09, 2014
No complains with airtel bis plan
3k for 6gb
Literature / Re: Love & Wisdom by sleekch1c(f): 3:36am On Jan 09, 2014
Ok, finally it came to an end. Good story it is.
However, your description of your characters' expression is very poor and downright ridiculous.
You made use of the word 'grin' a lot where the characters are supposed to be shocked and flabbergasted. Grin is when you smile widely with your teeth showing like this grin
In the final episodes, folawe walks into tayo's house and you described tayo as being jobless.
The man did not lose his job, how then is he jobless? I think the right word to use would be 'idle'.
And again, just like the genotype/blood group issue, I expect that as a writer, you should research a bit while writing on some subjects.
The 'girl does abortion and damages her womb' tale has become very stale, and a very common scenario in Nigerian movies and stories. Folawe took some medications to terminate the pregnancy. Why and how was it possible it damaged her womb? If you had written that she went to a quack and had complications as a result of the botched abortion or that after taking the medication she later developed an infection that led to her sterility it would have been more credible.
Thats all, wishing you all the best.
Ps: did you by any chance steal the 'man sleeps with future virgin daughter in law, gets her pregnant and meets her later as son's fiancee' part from this story by glowingscenes https://www.nairaland.com/1296911/nigerian-story-chocolates-sushi ?
Romance / Re: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by sleekch1c(f): 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2014
Pamcrest: In every relationship, it takes two to tango. We all get caught up in generalizations such as d topic but in reality, every relationship is unique in its workings and character. In some relationships, d woman is d problem while in others, d man is d troubler-in-chief. To each his own!
My humble submission.

And you posted this to get your points from the boys here?


Originalsly: It cut both ways when it comes to cheating...it depends on the circumstances. On the very threads where guys condemn the cheating girl and tell the guy to move on ...do you ever notice the girls do the same? You are biased. Also, the sooner you realize that Men are from Mars and women are from Venus the sooner you will be able to understand and accept the behaviour of men and women on Earth.

What is this one on about?



@op, you are so right and I think the reason for some men blaming their women when relationships go sour is because the men have been encouraged to be emotionally retarded while expecting the woman to be super mature and work things out even when they seem impossible. ...like one of the posters above me said, blame it on their upbringing.
A relationship/ marriage should be between two adults who shld work 2geda to make things right and not an adult female and a child in a man's body.

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Fashion / Re: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by sleekch1c(f): 6:36pm On Dec 30, 2013
Just be healthy and confident....whats all this vanity abt?
Love urself because God loves u just d way u re...
#team thick gals# tongue cool cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by sleekch1c(f): 5:57pm On Dec 29, 2013
Perfect thread for goalless mofos...piece of trash. angry angry angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Love & Wisdom by sleekch1c(f): 12:32pm On Dec 25, 2013
Temitope Daniel:


Blood Types
Type A: The genotype is either AA or AO. The
antigens on the blood cell are A and the
antibodies in the blood plasma are B.
Type B: The genotype is either BB or BO. The
antigens on the blood cell are B and the
antibodies in the blood plasma are A.
Type AB: The genotype is AB. The antigens on
the blood cell are A and B. There are no A or B
antibodies in the blood plasma.
Type O: The genotype is OO. There are no A
or B antigens on the blood cell. The antibodies
in the blood plasma are A and B.


Although tz nt meant to b genotype, sowie 4 d mix up. There's something called agglutination, when someone with different antigen gives another person blood, it will agglutinate and cause death, only O as you've said is the universal donor, while AB is the universal recipient. So, Folawe is B, while Lanre z A0, so she couldn't donate!.. I'm sowie 4 d mix up...

Again, blood group not genotype. Although that comes into play if the donor is of the Ss genotype.
Happy birthday in advance. wink
Literature / Re: Love & Wisdom by sleekch1c(f): 12:25am On Dec 25, 2013
Folawe is daft running to get Evelyn..really?.....is blood donation done according to blood group type or genotypes? undecided undecided

All d same, nice story. ..merry christmas guys kiss kiss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 1:55pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lero15: well, sister, all I can say is anything can happen. God knows best.
Ok

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 12:28pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lero15: I quite agree with u abt how simple or hard d tests were. Luck too counts. not everyone will make it till d end...#bitter fact. All is well.

So at this point we wait for the regret mails?....at least they shld send it soon and not torture us with waiting b4 they finally sent it embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 12:23pm On Dec 14, 2013
MarvellousGod: @sleekch1c, I'm confident you will still get yours because you really helped us here..

Amen...you too dear.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 10:52am On Dec 14, 2013
lynda.24:
Hello guys,

Please where. Is sleekchic, hope shee made it. She has been very helpful to us here.

Thanx so much for mailing me.
proficienc: @sleekch1c, marvellousgod,makoo579 whr u guys at? Did u make it to the nxt stage. I'm worried to have heard frm u guys on this thread in d past day. Hope al iz well. If u've nt gotten, dnt dispair. You'll def get on monday. Kip d hope alive
btw, i havent gotten myself.
Cheers
proficienc: @sleekch1c, marvellousgod,makoo579 whr u guys at? Did u make it to the nxt stage. I'm worried to have heard frm u guys on this thread in d past day. Hope al iz well. If u've nt gotten, dnt dispair. You'll def get on monday. Kip d hope alive
btw, i havent gotten myself.
Cheers

Thanx for asking after me,I haven't seen any mAil yet..still hopeful...congrats to ppl who have gotten Success mailS..plS study harder for dis one.

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Celebrities / Re: Teenage Fani-Kayode And His Girlfriend In Kelly College UK!!!! by sleekch1c(f): 11:32am On Dec 13, 2013
Deschil: Is this you FFK?
Politics / Re: Five Anti-amaechi Lawmakers To Commence ‘impeachment’ Plans On Thursday by sleekch1c(f): 1:34pm On Dec 12, 2013
Thi$ report may be true....a drama ha$ been unfolding at mo$cow road $ince morning....had to run for dear life.

Reporting live frm PH grin

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