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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by sleekch1c(f): 10:43am On Apr 07, 2015
irunoobo:


You are a foooool. Ugly biiitch

Tar! I am not ugly jor. grin

Oya cover up that slippers boobs or invest in a good push up bra. Mgbeke feeling funky cheesy

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by sleekch1c(f): 10:39am On Apr 07, 2015
shizzleStar:
SHUT UP! You are very stewpid.

Thunder fire you, fire the oba-werey, fireyour brother, sister, father, mother, relation and every useless yoruba that supports what the frustrated drunk of an oba said. great king my dust bin.

Btw, i'm really sick and tired of you iddiotts talking about accomodating igbos and their business, this just goes to show how envious and jealous you are about prosperous igbos despite all you attempts at frustrating them with your discriminatory laws and multi-taxing and that much underlines your hatred.

The gods will definitely kill and it will start with your useless oba. iddiotss


Easy please.. Don't allow anyone here provoke you to speak such terrible things. Pls modify your post.
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by sleekch1c(f): 10:37am On Apr 07, 2015
irunoobo:
undecided


I don't know why the igbos are hell bent on disobeying this Great king. They should remember that he who the gods want to kill will first run mad. Igbos should be grateful to the Yoruba for accomodating them and their businesses. They should not take our silence for cowardice. Be warned angry
See this one with her floppy Boobs... Biko go and get yourself a good bra before delving into matters that you are ignorant about. lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Declares Curfew In Rivers State by sleekch1c(f): 7:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
The curfew is real... Me Don reach house since
Romance / Re: Single Ladies, Will You Help Your Husband Wash His Clothes When You Get Married? by sleekch1c(f): 8:20am On Mar 29, 2015
Yes, if he is a vegetable.
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Blasts Elnathan John, A Writer From Kaduna In New Interview by sleekch1c(f): 11:59pm On Mar 21, 2015
DeeMain:
In older days what Elnathan lacks was called wisdom. Today, it's called Emotional Intelligence, EQ.

Chimamanda already said she could never win this case in the court of public opinion because most of the context is lost on the public.

Some facts in this case:
Mentor = Chimamanda
Mentee = El Nathan

Fact. Anybody who thinks otherwise needs an extended course on critical reasoning.

She'd been a mentor to a talented El Nathan who had come under her tutelage and had gone out of her way to make sure the guy succeeds by giving him a rare opportunity with her publisher - an opportunity of a life time.

And the mentee's ego could not stomach being called a boy by his mentor? And because of that he torpedos a massive opportunity and the entire relationship he'd cultivated for long?

And u guys are hailing him? Common guys!

El Nathan is a murutum imkpavum. Period. For wisdom is profitable to direct...

a million likes...I thought I was the only one who had this opinion on the egotistic writer. I hope his ego gets him accomplished now... real mutum mpafu!!! That nasty moment when one's ego grows bigger than his common sense cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Should I Leave My Cheating Wife, Or Have An Affair Of My Own by sleekch1c(f): 11:23am On Mar 18, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
Leave her instead.
Don't score points by cheating on her, doing so is immature.
If she catches you first, she'll turn the table around and believe me it'll be in her favour. We ladies could be so deceitful.
I believe in forgiveness but in this case I don't think forgiveness can work, she forgot her vows. "For better for worse, in sickness and in health, till death do us part" are not mere words. A cheating wife is capable of killing her husband.

'Who who judges without mercy shall be judged without mercy'
And you are a woman?
Please make sure you leave your husband when he decides to cheat on you.
op,have a talk with your wife and build your home and dont destroy it.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious!!! Seducing A Banker.... My Most Embarrassing Moment. by sleekch1c(f): 11:00am On Mar 18, 2015
Funny girl cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Ashes And Death: What Boko Haram Left Behind In Baga - BBC by sleekch1c(f): 5:34pm On Mar 17, 2015
Successes recorded weeks to election.
Let God judge undecided
Career / Re: I Caught My Boss Pant Down With My Supervisor's Wife by sleekch1c(f): 11:18pm On Mar 03, 2015
Losing sleep over another man's problem.
face your work.
What exactly do you need advice on;
how to shut your mouth or how to quit your job?
undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by sleekch1c(f): 4:45pm On Mar 03, 2015
T3Amo:
And what the guy wrote was not rude? Why are you such a fish brain

Fish?
Question is:does she have one? cheesy

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by sleekch1c(f): 4:37pm On Mar 03, 2015
Bisolarh:
Irresponsible ladies everywhere... Once dem don manage hold degree like this, dem no go let person hear word again on NL

Sadly, the OP is more brilliant than you this dumbed head acclaimed scholar

So the one who taught you to dress like a ratchet ho couldn't teach you grammar?
You hot,pathetic mess. Do not quote me again.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by sleekch1c(f): 12:53pm On Mar 03, 2015
henrylowe:
Why you carry this matter for your head

No wonder the OP described tattooed ladies as being arrogant and rude and by your comment, you are guilty of charge because as you wan tear the OP to pieces tire me oOoo

What has studies got to do with what we are talking about ? Hypocrites who spend minimum of 20hours a day yet they refer to others as being jobless

No matter what you say, Tosyne is a very brilliant dude whom I so much admire on this forum. I would advise you to find something meaningful doing with your life

Get the fccck off you this attention seeking dumb headed irresponsible tattooed lady

Quote me. I won't even reply you

Another simpleton.
And yes,I have tattooed my innards as well.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by sleekch1c(f): 12:17pm On Mar 03, 2015
tosyne2much:
What is this man saying ?

You see this thread as a female bashing thread ? You really need to work on you comprehension skill bro

I think your comprehension skill is so low and I would advise you to kindly read the post all over again, or show it to a person with a better comprehension skill for better explanation

I had to reply this.
your naivete and lack of exposure is annoying and you never really accept criticisms well.
and you said that you are a role model to some people? Probably the fellows in your village.
someday when you have travelled more and met more people, you will realize how deep the statement 'never judge a book by its cover' really is. For now,I would advise you to face your studies and stop obsessing over Nigerian girls. You sound like one of those forced, intellectually mediocre nerds in school who resort to bashing girls because they can't have the sort they desire.
Enough of your senseless threads please!
Thank you.

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Crime / Re: Police In Imo Discover Unclad Body Of A Rape Victim A Day After Val(Graphic Pics by sleekch1c(f): 8:06am On Feb 19, 2015
Such a beautiful girl..
God rest her soul. Poor girl cry

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Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by sleekch1c(f): 9:31pm On Jan 30, 2015
A 9 yr old cry cry





*spreads mat*
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS Drugs To Be Manufactured In Nigeria - UNAIDS by sleekch1c(f): 11:06pm On Jan 22, 2015
Really undecided
Family / Re: I Made My Husband Impotent For Taking A Second Wife - Woman Confesses In Delta by sleekch1c(f): 2:07pm On Jan 08, 2015
Serves the hegoat right.they deserve each other.

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Travel / Re: AirAsia QZ8501: Forty Bodies Found In Missing Plane Search by sleekch1c(f): 11:35am On Dec 30, 2014
Gosh cry cry
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo Abandons Late Wife's Grave, Overgrown With Weeds [pic] by sleekch1c(f): 4:59pm On Dec 18, 2014
Let the dead bury their dead cry
Crime / Re: Photo: Mother Of 4 Murdered In Her Home In Lagos by sleekch1c(f): 9:52pm On Dec 07, 2014
lafflaff123:
About 3 years ago, my immediate younger sister brought home her fiancee for introduction. When i was told he was from the East, i just knew i had to come to Nigeria for security reasons.

So i saw him, young and a smooth talker. I called him to one side and had a man to man talk with him(IF MY SISTER DIE IN ANY SUSPICIOUS WAY TWO OF US WILL TALK/ IF MY SISTER COMOT FOR HOUSE AND NO COME BACK TWO OF US GO TALK/IF THEM KIDNAP MY SISTER AND NA ME FOR AMERICA THEM DEY CALL FOR RANSOM MONEY WE GO TALK/IF MY SISTER BEGIN CRAZE FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND YOUR MONEY DEY FLOW LEFT AND RIGHT THEN WE NEED TO TALK/IF ANYTHING DO MY SISTER WE GO TALK)

You cannot make this up. I actually told him this and he did not find it funny. I was born and bred in Lagos(I am not Yoruba) and around where i grew up, strange things kept happening to this IBO Wive's and that was why i was puzzled my sister brought one home. The guy looked for one excuse or the other not to commit to the wedding and he left with some other girl for Malaysia, and i breathed a sigh of relief.

Today my sister is married to somebody not from where our INDUSTRIOUS brothers come from. So why do i bring this story up? this woman's husband in this story should be asked very well what happened to his wife. Especially when it happened around when it is approaching CHRISTMAS. This is the season where ROBBERY,RITUALS,KIDNAP start rearing its head because our INDUSTRIOUS brothers have to go show off in the EAST.

Lastly, NONE of our FAMILY MEMBERS shall become a VICTIM of anything BAD in Nigeria this December period in JESUS NAME.


And the 2014 award for outstanding stup1dity goes to....
cheesy grin

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Family / Re: Why Are Some Women Hostile During Pregnancy? by sleekch1c(f): 12:51am On Nov 10, 2014
ameenahz:


Well, he didn't. He formed anger for some minutes but when I started my wailing again, he had to jump out and look for pepper soup at 10pm. When he finally brought it, I was sniffing back tears and mucus and enjoying my peppersoup while he looked on in wonder (I hope, Lol)

U were wailing for peppersoup?
Na craze?
how metunobious (akuko meturu n'obi) grin
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by sleekch1c(f): 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2014
My vote goes to

rokiatu
Politics / Re: Defection: Bianca Ojukwu Lambasts Peter Obi, Shuns Ex-gov In Netherlands by sleekch1c(f): 4:29pm On Oct 20, 2014
Pamcrest:
I confess upfront that I didn't read this OP....it's too long.
My comment on d title however is that Bianca should just keep quiet.....Obi did a lot for her n her hubby n lambasting him in d media is totally out of place. Didn't she herself become an Ambassador in pdp govt or she doesn't know her appointment was all politicking? And Obi it was who negotiated that deal for her, not so? Anyway, Bianca isn't a politician, she only married one.
My humble submission


Why would you read it when you are more interested in lashing at her. Jealous much?
Her coherent answers potrayed her as an intelligent woman. kiss
Please ger rid of this PhD(pull her down syndrome)...it wont take you anywhere.
Women,hating on each other since 5000BC cry
Romance / Re: I Cant Stop Loving Him by sleekch1c(f): 3:51pm On Oct 20, 2014
Youngpo413:



I know the guy is very handsome,that why you cant forget him...no matter how badly he might have treated you...maybe you also have low self esteem issues,abeg change your mindset joor,you are too beautiful to deserve this kind of treatment.
Take care.


Bia this sheep,if u mention me in a topic made 4 yrs ago,I will kick u back to the medieval times where you came from. Seems u were in hibernation. Na ur village witches get self esteem issues. Anu mpama!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bicycle Sales Rep @ Berger: Lagos, Port-harcourt,owerri, Uyo And Onitsha by sleekch1c(f): 4:20pm On Oct 15, 2014
See suffer cry

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Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by sleekch1c(f): 12:02pm On Oct 15, 2014
Remarkable, mindblowing, outstandingly awesome masterpiece. ...kay fire dey go,I dey ur back like hunch back kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Code And Conducts For The Side Chic(s). by sleekch1c(f): 6:24pm On Oct 10, 2014
Lmao
chai.... cheesy cheesy
Business / Where Can One Get Customized Moulds For Plastic Containers Outside Nigeria? by sleekch1c(f): 7:10pm On Sep 07, 2014
Hello people,
I wanted to get moulds for customized plastic containers for our products but the prices quoted by the plastic companies we have checked out is too steep.
Does anyone know how I can pre order from abroad?
Romance / Re: How Do I Tak Advntage Of Ds Ugly Situation by sleekch1c(f): 3:11pm On Aug 14, 2014
iyke926:

Nwanne, money ain't everything. She needs an advice on how to save her marriage not to exploit like the igbo girl that u're.

@Ama80: Don't blackmail anyone...save yo marriage. Find out the man that is married to d whor.e then send the pics to him. Or better still try to find out where she works or resides....print the pics and distribute it around so she gon be humiliated. Public humiliation is the worst kind of pain.

If someone gives u a slap....retaliate with a blow.


so she shld hold on to the man-wh0re and expose the lady-wh0re?
Bia nwokem, isi gi ezukwara oke?
angry angry
Romance / Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by sleekch1c(f): 6:15pm On Aug 12, 2014
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Who cares? dude get a life....and when u do, save us the boring details.
Romance / Re: How Do I Tak Advntage Of Ds Ugly Situation by sleekch1c(f): 12:01am On Aug 12, 2014
Save the pics.
blackmail her with it.
Blackmail ur hubby too with it.
nwanne you can be rich o! Dont let this pass you by as opportunity comes only once!! grin grin

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