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Romance / Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by sleekch1c(f): 7:26pm On Nov 01, 2013
mizzocho.cinco:
sister please tell me how many of them u did monkey style for in bed after telling you, i love u, u are beautiful, i want to spend the rest of my life with you. Yet right now they are now somewhere in their houses married or engaged to another women? So when you banged his bobo, was it for a worthy cause?

She did it to save the world!! cheesy
dayokanu:

Trading sex for money is prostitution and many people frown at it.

Just like if someone comes and say can he take money from another persons pocket without their knowledge ppl would hurl insults at him
So if he pays her rent,it is reward for the sex she gave him?
And then you went on to compare voluntary giving with stealing? *obfuscated*
My point is,no one has the moral right to hurl insults at her here.
Both the girl giving osho free as a single and the one selling it like ekpa and guguru are committing the same sin. Like it or not,but it is true.

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Romance / Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by sleekch1c(f): 7:12pm On Nov 01, 2013
freecocoa: Where have you been? I missed you and want to give you a hug right now.

Like seriously, these replies piss the feck outta me especially that of the so called women\ladies, true the OP didn't present her case the right way but then, these ones acting as if its a crime against humanity to ask your partner for money if he can afford to spare it makes me wonder who they are forming for, mscheew.

Nne eh,I tire.
Have been arnd (in ghost mode of course) cheesy
dayokanu:

Have you thought of it tha maybe those women have sex with their partners because they wanted to and not because they are getting paid for it?

Good for them,but if another lady thinks she needs financial help from her bf and believes she deserves it
dayokanu:

Have you thought of it tha maybe those women have sex with their partners because they wanted to and not because they are getting paid for it?
,it isn't a good reason to hurl insults at her. I think they can express their opinion without being condescending or feeling their morals are much more sound than hers.
Romance / Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by sleekch1c(f): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2013
All of you attacking the poster, keep quiet!!!
I mean, STFU!!!!!!!!!!
A guy comes here complaining his gf is denying him sex (as if it is his birthright) and these are the responses you get:
The female posters: talk to her,and you two shld reach a compromise.
The male posters: some other guy is shinning her congo jor! Dump her sorry arze!!
Now a lady talks abt getting financial assistance from her man and all them old and lonely single ladies hoping to score cheap points and the broke azz brothers descend on her like vultures.
Now tell me all ye so-called independent women.
You said no sex b4 marriage, how many of you are in a chaste relationship or were in one b4 marriage?
See how they are all hurling self-righteous nonsense and ingredients here!
@op,do what you want,it is your relationship anyway...I just got pissed reading the load of crap that was posted as response to you.

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Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by sleekch1c(f): 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2013
This update is rather short......
Erm,excellent work.
#okbye#
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 8:23am On Oct 26, 2013
vivichocs: have forwarded my cv to the above email buh no feedback yet..should I be worried dear? undecided

No babe.....you shldnt be. They'll contact you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 7:42pm On Oct 25, 2013
ikenna58: Number 1: Age disqualifies a candidate. you stand a risk of receiving a regret mail if you are over 27yrs

Number 2: If you graduated below 2:1 just forget it!

Number 3: If you have graduated for over 3 years now, you stand a risk of getting rejected. Remember it was stipulated - FRESH GRADUATE

Number 4: Still serving corps members will be automatically rejected; even if you have less than 1 month to pass out

Number 5: Be wise when you are answering the questionnaire.... It could automatically ruin your chances!

Good luck friends

Bros,na wa o!
Family / Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by sleekch1c(f): 3:44pm On Oct 25, 2013
The husband is as silly as his wife for posting these pictures on the internet. He lacks basic wisdom and in my opinion,they are both wicked,as bad as each other and therefore deserve each other! angry sad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 9:32pm On Oct 24, 2013
vivichocs: thanks dearie..ll send my cv.....wht's the right email add cos I saw two different ones in the other thread and pls, dd u include a cover letter during your application?

No cover letter
I think it is recruitment@kpmg.ng

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Literature / Re: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by sleekch1c(f): 5:49pm On Oct 24, 2013
C'est moi:
Glow,tell me the last update was a dream.But why would Bisi do something like that? It will be worst for her when the truth comes out.A broken engagement is better than a broken marriage.#crosses legs....waiting to read the next update to see how things will turn out.Thanks for the update GS.


No need to tell him. What wld she achieve by that?
Happy married life to bisi+yemi kiss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 2:31pm On Oct 23, 2013
vivichocs: I didn't apply to kpmg again cos as at the time of the advert my nysc ws still far from completion buh I'm considering forwarding my cv to their mail...wht stage are you now?

You can send your cv and write the exam anyway. I'm a batch A corper too and wrote mine on 8th june. I sent my documents to them after receiving the success mail but didn't hear from them for a while. I called them and they said I wasn't called for interview because I dnt have my discharge certificate yet. They asked me to call them 2months b4 my passing out so they can schedule my 1st interview.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 9:36am On Oct 23, 2013
vivichocs: me too....we aint going to receive, AMEN..

Amen..how is the kpmg race going? Have you done your 1st interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by sleekch1c(f): 11:21pm On Oct 22, 2013
faroukbabs: pls guys, did anybody get a mail from kpmg for a test on fri, 25th of this month
and can anybody help me with gmat based questions
Is it lag or ph?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by sleekch1c(f): 9:19pm On Oct 22, 2013
vivichocs: pls, when did you apply?? I want to know the interval btw application and regret mail..

I applied on 15th.....after the acknowledgement mail,I haven't received any other mail from them. God is my strength...
Literature / Re: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by sleekch1c(f): 9:39pm On Oct 15, 2013
Kslib:
@bolded, bisi is becoming so so annoying! Is she planning on not telling Yemi and striking a deal with his dad to keep both their mouths shut? undecided

I cant wait for her sorry helpless asss to get dumped by Yemi once he finds out she refused telling him.
Love is no longer blind again,thank God say Yemi dey kuku wear contact lens. Mumu girl..
..
All izz well!

Oh pls stop being so judgemental.....ppl like u make worse mistakes and are just lucky enough to conceal it well. cheesy

Glow,you are epic.....excellent work!!!!!

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Family / Congratulations To Byvan!!!!! by sleekch1c(f): 10:18am On Oct 10, 2013
A regular poster in this section, Byvan has just put to bed making me a proud aunt again.
I thank God for his mercies,mother and baby are doing great. cool cool
its a boy!!!!!!! cheesy
Literature / Re: Literature Section Awards 2013 by sleekch1c(f): 12:31pm On Oct 09, 2013
Action - An Evening with Eva by Kayemjay

Thriller - The paradox of abel by larrysun

Crime - An Evening with Eva by Kayemjay

Comedy- the African nerd by redmosquito

Romance- chocolates and sushi by glowingscenes

These are my best writers...I love you guys!
Romance / Re: Whats The Best Age Gap Between A Guy And Girl In A Serious Relationship by sleekch1c(f): 11:53pm On Oct 02, 2013
10yrs??
As in I'll be 30 when dude is 40?
With the rising case of infertility among young men,the younger the better.
#icantshout#
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by sleekch1c(f): 4:35pm On Oct 02, 2013
Since I have no blind date story to share,I'll share a frnd's own which I witnessed during my university days.
My frnd had been talking to this girl he met on fb. He showed me a picture of her,very light-skinned and pretty girl.
She only had pictures of her face and appeared slightly chubby.
Finally my frnd visited the state,he lived in the west then. He was going to visit my off-campus apartment so I begged him to ask his date to come so I cld see her too for amebo sake grin
When she called that she was at the gate, poor guy was nervous so he asked me to go and usher her in. When I got to the gate, I saw the most overweight and lightskinned girl I have ever seen since I got into the uni. The babe was colossal. So In order to prepare my frnd for the shock,I sent him a text 'wahala dey o!!' Before I walked up to her and showed her to the room.
Dude was so shocked when he saw his supposed blind date and even after all my pleas,refused to take her out.
They had their date in my room and my frnd begged me not to leave him alone with the girl..lmaoi
I had to step into the kitchen from time to time to laugh out my butt. The expression on the guy's face throughout the ordeal was priceless.
I still tease him with that date till date. cheesy

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Politics / Re: DANA Flight From Abuja Loses Engine Mid-Air To Lagos!!! by sleekch1c(f): 11:24am On Sep 23, 2013
eyenCalabar:

No be small bro. Fear alone for the thing even with two working engines let alone flying with one and you are fully aware of it. But Dana flights are old nah, why do people still patronize them?
Celebrities / Re: Ezinne Anyaoha, Miss Nigeria 2013 Releases Stunning New Photos by sleekch1c(f): 3:46pm On Sep 13, 2013
penny01502: bros you get it right, it pains me alot to hear those crazy igbos making soundless noise. Someday am gonna post bill board IGBOS 4 SALE good for nothing people. gussh!


See painment o!
We didn't create you ok?..
Channel all ur grievance to the right source.
Thank you!
@pictures, asa nwanyi.

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Literature / Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by sleekch1c(f): 2:55pm On Sep 12, 2013
kayemjay: I feel weak. Kinda stressed out.

But I would update nomatter how tired I get.

Action resumes at 8pm.
Kay oh.....y re u doing us totori na?
D nyt update will be longer right?
Ur story is awesome,ur diction good.
But wait,
Wasn't ahmed too careless with that call?
He knew he was being watched.with Common sense he shld have realized that his phone had been compromised too since he knew that the house was bugged. You would expect a seasoned and intelligent detective as u described him to know these things. He didn't even use codes while discussing with the uncle..........same goes for the veteran detective uncle of his who was squealing his identity away on d phone forgetting that he was a man with powerful enemies.
Altogether dear,I love dis piece. Let me sieze this opportunity to do this:
*kneels down and brings out a bottle of alomo*
Wld you be my..........




































ALOMO DRINKING PARTNER? grin grin grin kiss kiss

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Fashion / Re: 12 Realistic Female Body Types by sleekch1c(f): 11:09pm On Sep 11, 2013
So every girl on nl is either hourglass,vase,cellos or pear? grin grin
No brick again? What about lion-shaped? Shapes I see everywhere? shocked lipsrsealed
Oh I forgot,it is the internet where anyone can be whatever they want to be. tongue tongue

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Religion / Re: Ten Lies The Church Tells Women by sleekch1c(f): 7:41pm On Sep 09, 2013
ogbronx: From the very day Jesus died on the cross,the devil didnt stop working to undermine God‘s work. The same way the serpent decieved Eve who later lured Adam to same act and brought us where we are now,he is still doing it through contemporary christianity. The God that i know,want to know more and love so dearly is an orderly God. There is a reason why men and women are different emotionally and physically. Its for order. These days ,all sorts of nonsense philosophy has been imported to xtianity thru charisma of hustler preachers and guess whom their first victims are always;women as in d garden of eden. the serpent knows why he approached the woman and not the man. He is still doing it today. over time, i have come to realise,why paul ask women not to speak in church,i didnt like it at first but found out first hand why. women are very emotional and confuse this for spirituality. they are often not sure of themselves and can easily be misled not to mention their materialistic nature. Happy is a woman who knows her place in life and blessed is the man who marries such. Ladies,dont follow the times. Stick to the word like the good apostle Paul said. Salvation is not Just for men but like it or not,man is the head of a home and God has a reason for putting us in our respective sexes.

I'm sure you felt very wise after typing this.
Joker of the year!

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Literature / Re: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by sleekch1c(f): 12:19pm On Sep 09, 2013
Why are all the sisters so violent?
Slaps and beatings..
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Wear Anklet by sleekch1c(f): 12:59am On Sep 09, 2013
The level of superstition and ignorance that abounds within us in this country is alarming. Do u have to attach a spiritual or any form of meaning to a piece of jewelry?
Azi gbakwa!
Romance / Re: My Gf Sucks At Cooking by sleekch1c(f): 12:37am On Sep 09, 2013
@op,
Your gf or your wife? undecided
Since your tastebud has been modified and suited to good food.
Why don't you learn how to cook? Were ur arms amputated? sad tongue
And why have u been living with her for weeks? angry Pls pay her bride price or send her home.
Ladies,do u see what happens when u start playing wifey when u re still just a domestic appendage? grin

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Romance / Re: DO Women Cheat? Sincere Opinions.....male And Female Responses by sleekch1c(f): 12:27am On Sep 09, 2013
Enegod: yes..Because there are so many different
variations of women that a man can be
attracted to or want to get to know. Men
have been cheating since the beginning..ask solomon(700wives and 300 concubines).. You see, that's how God created us.
Did you bother to read to the end of the story how these men ended up?
No man who went against God's original design(one man,one woman) had it easy. Go and dig. Job in the bible (job 31:9-12) was trying to defend the fact that his affliction was not as a result of marital infidelity. His words:
9 If mine heart have been deceived by a woman, or if I have laid wait at my neighbour's door; 10 Then let my wife grind unto another, and let others bow down upon her. 11 For this is an heinous crime; yea, it is an iniquity to be punished by the judges. 12 For it is a fire that consumeth to destruction, and would root out all mine increase.

If it was so 'heartful' and right for a man to be whoring around even after marriage,why the need for him to defend himself on that?
Pls be wise and dnt make mistakes that would ruin your family because that is what infidelity does. Cheers!
Romance / Re: .. by sleekch1c(f): 12:05am On Sep 09, 2013
2s£xy:
Bros, that guy done hold the core sector and there is no going back...

What will happen next be say the GUY go fvck her...

OP, yes, you are getting fvked whether u like it or not...

Where is Chysel who called me heartless because of the way I talk about girls and my disgust for them... I would eaten u up chysel today. Have you now seen why I act the way I do?


Tell me what the OP's boyfriend has done to deserve this? Tell me if not for being a Nice guy and the OP is already falling for baddo...

Why are yoy girls this way? Is it a crime to be nice? Is it a sin? Is it an abomination? Why are you people this heartless? angry angryangry
They hurt you real bad didn't they? Pls try to give advice devoid of bitterness.

@op,
Review your relationship with your man,there must be something missing...something that made u fall for another guy. Find out what it is and work on it. The 2nd guy sounds confused and unreliable anyway.
Pls ignore the judgemental comments.....you shld know that not everyone who visits this forum comes with head screwed on tight. Thumbs up princesszoe,excellent comment.
Romance / Re: Broken Hearted Girl! by sleekch1c(f): 11:30pm On Sep 08, 2013
@op,
I'm so sorry abt ur pain.......but do not try the longterm relationship thing again.
Draw close to God and he'll give you wisdom.
*hugs*
Romance / Re: DO Women Cheat? Sincere Opinions.....male And Female Responses by sleekch1c(f): 9:17pm On Sep 08, 2013
Baybe: But you can grasp why a man should cheat on a woman and it's so 'heartful' for a man to cheat on a woman. undecided

Same question I was about to ask.....no gender has the monopoly of cheating.

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