computaholicGoc:


I wouldn't say it's a total crap. Duolingo really helped me especially with writing and reading. so my 2cents would be to combine it with other resources.

Una must sha argue. I said what I said.

If you’re learning German through that Duolingo app, I’m pleased to announce that it is pure crap
Waste of time.
Unless all you want to learn is good morning and goodnight. Please use YouTube and some free literatures online.
You see that coming here and desperately struggling to “make friends”?
Don’t.
Be yourself
Many times it pays to relax and observe your environment first.
Be gentle and kind on yourself and every other thing will fall into place.
No two people’s experience are same. The best thing I did for myself was reading stuff here then not taking it to heart and keeping an open mind. It did wonders for me.


All the best guys!

Mudi4u:


You live in bochum? Please I got admitted there, can we chat?

Ok sure

Hi guys been a minute.
My advice is don’t take everything you read here hook, line and sinker. Also do your research. Start learning Deutsch now if you haven’t started.
All the best guys!


Please who’s coming to Bochum from Abuja? I forgot something important

Please who has an idea of what to do.
Am since 2nd April and enrollment deadline is tomorrow and I’m in Lagos to pick my passport myself but Paulinus won’t let me. Suggestions please!

Opinionator:





Try mailing them AGAIN. I did yesterday and I received a call from them saying they would despatch it yesterday though I'm yet to see progress regarding the tracking. I plan on placing a call to them this morning or going to the courier office.
I'm assuming you don't stay in Lagos. Going to the Consulate seems best, though might be time-taking.

I don’t but the way it’s looking I’ll have to come. No progress with tracking and Dhl said they don’t have it.

Lburna:
Same thing happened to me. It has happened to a lot of people here. In my own case, I had to call their Foreign Affairs in Berlin but before then, I sent several mails to the Embassy without any reply. I sat at the embassy from 7am till 2pm before they brought out my passport. Usually, if you sent your passport by courier, they will take forever or may not even open your mail until you go there.
So if your travel date is close or has passed already, go to the embassy. Just pack your things and go to Lagos if you are not there already. Go before 10am. Dont make any issues. Just tell Paulinus that you are traveling that day and you have called and sent several mails already.

Meanwhile, we need to report this matter. I have the email and contacts that we can report this matter to in Berlin.

For real??
Thanks for your input. When I’m done with this,that reporting must be done, I’ll contact you later on that.This cannot be happening to humans.

Chriswazo:


Hope no fake visa stanp on your passport?

When they hold your passport for months,you’ll come back and tell me how many fake visa stamps you have on it.

What could be the cause on not returning one’s passport after Am even when it’s almost travel date?
Anyone had such experience? It’s already a week

Anyway you want it. I wrote mine on fullscap. Wrote two and even forgot to photocopy

Please remember to make two copies when you write it.

Armstrong34:
please are we suppose to write our Letter of Motivation on a full scalp paper and take it for interview since the consulate said they want it handwritten... or we should write it ourselves and go and type it

No I’m in Portharcourt.

DAramis:

Are you in Lagos? I can drop a number for you to contact. If interested...

I’m seeing a lot of confusion about certifying documents. Just go to high court and do that. What’s the notary seal again?
I haff confuse....

MissNK:


Bonn University opened application on the 1st of March. I sharply applied since I’ve been waiting for them, MSc Economics. BSc Finance, cgpa 4.07, letter of English proficiency and working experience. I got this mail today and I’m ‘shooked’ Does it mean a BSc in Finance is not equivalent to economics in Germany?
Please you guys should recommend possible courses I can apply for with letter of English proficiency. Plsss

dont let it get to you. try another school. all the best.

delishpot:


Haba! That girl need some feminine hands to attend to her looks Na. Put a pretty girl dress, weave her har, put ribbon. She looks too tough. Like strong pkonmo.

To what end? People like you will still cry foul when they start sexualizing the poor girl in the Name of improving her looks. I think she looks perfect for her age!

How to be an alpha male in Nigeria:
1. Never clean up after yourself- yes,after a meal,just leave the plates right there.Leave the mess right there for benevolent spirits. Same applies when you use the loo.

2. Never, ever lift a finger to make a meal when you are hungry especially if you are married. Why cook when you can remain hungry till your other half comes back to do it. And if she fumbles with that? post it on the internet. The 9Ja marriage e-police will declare a war on your behalf. God forbid you cook indomie while waiting for your meal.

3. Never do your laundry. When you are out of clothes to wear, throw a tantrum like the big baby you are. Abi that woman wan reach her papa house?

4. Pant after and stare at any female derríer you see. You are a man, it is your right. Feel free to hang out your tongue as well.

5. Blame every body but yourself for those little acts of stupidity. You were driving like a drunk? No problem,it is that darn road and the other drivers. You can't be a bad driver,after all you are a MAN. You cheated on your spouse? Don't mind the yeye woman,it's her fault not yours.

6. Every female around you must be submissive. How dare the recharge card seller refuse to sell to you on credit and on top of it talking back at you?or is it the colleague who refused to To you on credit and on top of it talking back at you?or is it the colleague who refused to allow you pass off her idea as yours..is she mad,doesn't she realize that you are a man?

7. When you propose to a lady and she refuses,ask her if she knows how hard it is to land a man and if she wants to be unfortunate in life.

8. When your woman calls out your BS, come out on the internet and tell everyone what an adultress she allow you pass off her idea as yours..is she mad,doesn't she realize you are a man?

7. When you propose to a lady and she refuses,ask her if she knows how hard it is to land a man and if she wants to be unfortunate in life.

8. When your woman calls out your BS, come out on the internet and tell everyone what an adultress she is. Mind you,this doesn't have to be true.the marriage e-police are solidly behind you.

9. When your woman gets too mouthy,slap sense into her,it is ok as long as you only did it out of anger and still love her after the beating. Has she forgotten that you are a man and that a man shouldn't bear the cumbersome burden of controlling his temper?

10. Always remember that a woman who disproves your lame points in an argument isn't smarter than you and make sure you tell her so. Men are created to be smarter than women so how can she dare when women are supposed to have only fishbrain.Unacceptable!

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AmNotDrunk:
@ martyns303 It's understandable that you are in a dilemma right now, but know that if you are very close to your friend (I. e best buddies) you might come to regret not telling him. It's possible he too, is not faithful but hey he has to know that his gf sleeps around. What if he ends up marrying her and he later finds out she's unfaithful? or the fact that you knew but didn't tell him?
The truth is your actions or inactions has a role to play in there relationship (during courtship or married) I don't know if you know it but it's the truth.
if I was in your shoes, I'll invite him over a table of beer then tell him everything I know. I'll then advice him not to end the relationship but he should give her a second chance. And that he should talk to her, it might be his fault.

In a nutshell, the guy code must be respected.

If he is not faithful either, why should the girl's unfaithfulness be an issue? I think if they are being unfaithful to themselves, then they deserve each other.

chigoizie7:





See u, aproko







Dum dum, lolz, seriously,na after I don comment I come look ur profile oh. How u dey?



Oya nah,modify,commot her names, make me too do d same.

Just chat me up on whatsapp let's talk

chigoizie7:
how time flies, back then in learning field onitsha.
She was my class mate then.

Then in imsu? She was something else. Anyways, make she enjoy, her hustle de pay.


HBD dear.

You really know her but you shouldn't have spelt out her full names na... Biko knack us the imsu gist. I'm curious.

byvan03:
Some go begin force their wives to kneel down and hands up just because of Wetin dey read for thread . If such a gesture comes naturally, good. If it doesn't, let it be and don't go begging for someone to kneel down for you.


Kneeling down to greet husband = good woman, people reasoning eeehhh!!

Don't mind them.. Retards everywhere.

Yinusa and his cohorts belong to kirikiri

Aviero:
Description suits everything, including your pic.

It's funny you're seeing things the wrong way. You think it's just sex, right? Well, that's how ladies like you lose on what God has prepared for you, even after trying to put you in a win-win situation.

I also wonder why you had to bring a private issue to a public forum.

Don't bother coming around again. You're fired from here. We'll no longer accept you.

If you are the boss in question, then a big shame to you. There has to be a law put in place to keep perverts like you in check. You are harassing a girl sexually and you have the impetus to come here to threaten her. You really don't deserve that your position and I hope your company realizes that error soon and replaces you!

Please let's be guided. These people aren't being very honest. The increase was from #15.9 per unit (VAT included)
For R2 customers (this is the group many residential homes fall into) to #26.2(VAT included).

This is about 64.779874% increase
That's approximately 64.8% increase in tariff.

AnthonyAnderson:
Thanks to All for your encouraging comments.

Thanks to the MODs for bringing this to front page..I just got back from classes today and seeing this on front page has brought some joy to me...We will hang in there.

For those that have said why don't we get jobs..
The UK is becoming different now.We have tried and we are still trying to get jobs.

Also we are in schools duly certified by NDDC else we won't be here.

Thanks once again

Keep waiting for NDDC so hunger will waste your life away. Don't go and get a job!

nellyquash:
Pls sorry to derail, I need a good modern standard self contain around stadium rd, rumuibekwe or any where closer to Aba rd, pls any useful info is appreciated.

Hello, I stay at Dline axis and very close to aba road and I seek a housemate. Are you female?

MinorityTribe:
May God kill all Biafrans for using this to mock the people of the Niger Delta. May the Nigerian police continue shooting dead your protesters, May another war break out and 6 million of you killed in the most cruelest way known to mankind. May your closest friends continue to backstab you.

And may you reap in a million folds what you just wished others!

ireneidiva:

Omotola is quite big.

Na packaging dey help am

mentorandfriend:
Very intelligent comment. I woke up this early morning and clicked on this thread, and some comments from my fellow guys had me shouting Jesus Christ of Nazareth. I don't endorse the OP's thread at all. Its plain bullshit. ClassicB made valid points in her thread. Simple.

Thank you and God bless you for being honest.

naijaboiy:

[b]Another very silly generalisation.

So because you share the sentiments of the other girl then it means this other guy's opinion is dead on arrival?

And how dare you label other guys who are speaking their opinion rapists?
Did they rape you?

You have no right whatsoever to call anyone a rapist here because they are speaking their mind.

As far as i'm concerned nobody is in support of rape but it doesn't mean we won't call a spade a spade.

Whether you like it or not there are some things a girl will do that can make a guy who can't control himself rape her.

When you go to a guy's house and you have let him go deep in romancing it is very difficult for him to stop. You are not a man so you can never understand what it feels like.

There are some girls that will be telling a guy "No" while he's pulling her panties and she wouldn't resist.

Any girl who is not ready to have sex at all should put up a strong resistance visible for a guy to notice.

Don't be saying "No" and you are watching him put you in the mood without trying to stop him then later on you'll say he raped you.

If that's the case then every man all over the world have committed the act of rape.

Always learn to reason without your emotions young lady.[/b]

Try not to mention me while justifying rape.
And since it is all about the girl trying not to provoke the monster rapist, please say amen to these:
May anything you own which another finds attractive be forcefully taken from you. You have to engage your brains more if you have to justify anything as heinous as rape.

djcliff:
well she exaggerated it alot, bt girls this day are nt helping matter too. imagine I AV to myk out with my husband b4 going to church because of does provocative dressing girl wear to church. sometimes I AV to dress provocating too just to keep pace. and yet they expect the brothers to invite later to their house 4 fellowship & Bible reading. who is deceiving who?

So they deserve to be raped isn't it?
And being married doesn't make you better than them. Have you tried talking to them as a Christian? It is an ample opportunity to win souls for christ and not to harass ur husband with paranoia - inspired make out sessions.
May I inform you that making out with ur man before he leaves won't stop him from indulging in sexual sin.. Only the Holy Spirit can keep a man in check.

leevi93:

That's bullshit.
girls girls girls...how do u thrive to be that classy girl without the help of a sugar daddy who gets the cookies and shower the means to go classy. I laugh at u female...let me remind us all...God himself knows why he made a man & a woman. but if some men tend to go bout taking the cookie from an unknown source is definitely the fault of hers. I will say when a girl is been rape she knows 99% of why she has been rape. she knows why.

You will have daughters someday. Then u will understand.

Margauxluv:
seriously she jxt tried to make a point buh got lost at conclusion.. buh it quite true in some cases .as for dis thread op u also tried by defending ur fellow niggas infact u r genuine. d original fact remains dis! we fink.
dah
99% Nigerian gals are jxt der for financial purpose
89%Nigerian dudes are jxt der for sex


correction of d defect remains general.
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once again. Nice post.

If you believe everything the op wrote and that it is genuine, then that's very sad.

Op, you tried to make a point and ended up making none. ClassicB, your thread was very good. God bless you for it. Truth of the matter is that guys with the mindset of this op are children of wickedness whose sole purpose is to inflict pain on others. They feel no remorse because their God is their lustful appetite and they have zero principles and control.
Dear ladies, NEVER visit a guy you don't plan to be intimate with at home. The demons controlling some of these guys are strong. You have seen their line of thoughts via the comments here. Most of them don't understand the difference between rape and consensual sex and it isn't their fault. Blame it on failed parental obligation. Do not be a victim, a word is enough for the wise.

To the rapists and aspiring rapists on this thread.
You blame your lack of self control on the way the lady dressed. So if u work in a bank and see exposed cash everyday you are justified if you steal it? So u would rape your mother or sisters if you saw their nudity? Would u steal suya from mallam shaibu because the tray was open and exposed? If you think of forcing yourself on a girl, the problem is you! Not what she did or what she wore. #nomeansno